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Fall 2006

the
Volume IV, Issue I

the
Dilemma of
Higher Education

Politicians commonly use education, Our very own President Larry Arnn on the war in Iraq, the Democrats in
by StephAni Francl and more recently higher education pointed out the problem in his recent conjunction with the Republicans
issues to get the American public up essay, “The Crisis and Politics of have blown the lid off of education
The election is over and the in arms concerning the future welfare Higher Education” published in spending in the last six years, and it
Democrats have taken the Congress. of our country. If the children of the Claremont Review of Books doesn’t help the national deficit.
The war in Iraq forced the unemployed, today lack proper education, the and Imprimis. (Currently, the All this money going out makes
disgruntled citizens of America to adults of tomorrow will fail to essay can also be accessed via the one wonder what the institutions of
speak out via the election against their carry on the American dream. We Hillsdale College home page.) He, higher education are doing with the
dominantly Republican government, poor college students deserve the being a true believer in Hillsdale funding. The Intercollegiate Studies
or so says the opposition. But the subsidization of the government College and the idea of remaining Institute took up this very question in
war in Iraq is not the only issue on to ensure the continuation of our true to one’s founding, noticed that their recently published study “The
the ballot these days. While jobs and beloved democratic-republic. Both “since September 11, 2001, defense Coming Crisis in Citizenship” in
the war are important, these topics Democrats and Republicans have spending has risen 47 percent, while which they examined what was being
jeopardized the election commercials dumped millions and millions of higher education spending has risen learned by students at 50 institutions
at the expense of other very important dollars into the system in order to 133 percent.” of higher education nation wide.
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2 news Fall 2006

As Hillsdale College students, we all know the meaning of busy. From writing a paper to
reading a book, there are a million things that come ahead of watching the news, which is
why we’ve decided to bring the important stuff to you!

After making racist remarks that air in the new Borat film, two North
In Germany, for the low cost of $25, one Carolina fraternity brothers are suing the makers of the film, claiming
can hire Bernd Dressler of the Separation they were tricked into making the remarks.
Agency in Berlin to break-up with one’s
significant other. The more elaborate
breaking-up packages can go as high at Democracy, Hugo Chavez-Style: For workers
The average American at Venezuela’s state-owned oil company, sup-
$65, but one must have at least three rea- with AIDS will live 24
sonable reasons for breaking up before porting Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez
years, and spend over isn’t a choice; it’s a direct order. On one poster,
Mr. Dressler breaks up with your sig- $600,000 on treatment.
nificant other for you. Talk about cold. highlighted in capital letters, it says “He who
is not with Chavez should not be in PDVSA.”
It encourages workers to be vigilant of their
The FBI is now investigating Ernest Charles Pusey, 111, is colleagues and to turn in anyone who does
the Los Angeles police after Florida’s only living World not appear to be “identified with the process.”
viewing a videotape released War I veteran and received his
on YouTube.com that shows of- long-delayed medal for his
ficers repeatedly beating a sus- service on the battleship USS The Supreme Court contin-
pect in the face while he cried Wyoming nearly 90 years ago. ues to hear arguments to up-
out that he could not breathe. hold the disputed “Partial-Birth
Abortion Ban,” weighing in
It is now under speculation that the mass surrender of 500 on the constitutionality of a
Can you name all the Supreme Taliban and al-Qaeda prisoners in November 2001, during the law banning a surgical meth-
Court Judges of the Roberts opening phases of the Afghanistan war was a ruse. It led to a od to terminate a pregnancy.
Court?: Samuel Alito, Stephen prison riot in an aging fortress in Mazar-e-Sharif, Afghanistan,
Breyer, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, which was suppressed by a band of American and British com-
Anthony Kennedy, Chief Jus- mandos. Only 85 prisoners survived to be captured; among
tice John Roberts, Antonin Robert Gates became the
them was John Walker Lindh, the so-called “American Taliban.”
Scalia, David Souter, John Paul new nominee for the office
Stevens, and Clarence Thom- of United States Secretary of
as. (No, this is not news, just Defense after Donald Rums-
something you need to know) The number of overseas feld’s resignation earlier
After a Huston landscaping graduate students going this week. He is currently
business refuses to do busi- to school in the US has president of Texas A&M and
Whitman College cancelled ness with a homosexual cou- increased after the three was the 15th director of the
classes Thursday so that stu- ple, they are kicked form the year decline following Central Intelligence Agency.
dents could attend a sympo- Assoc. of Professional Land- September 11th in 2001.
sium on race and diversity scape Designers, and sent
after several pictures of stu- hate mail and death threats.
dents wearing blackface made In California, Orange
it onto the internet causing Coast College votes not
a campus wide controversy. Al Qaeda says they will not rest until our pret- to recognize the Pledge
ty White House is a ugly black pile of rubble. of Allegiance, and
bans it from meetings.
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-education from page 1
theHillsdale Twenty-five of the schools were were disturbing: the Origin of the in aggravation. The most heavily
forum selected based on information from Doctrine of Separation of Church and weighted criteria used by US News
the National Center for Education State, Plato’s Republic, the Founders is what is titled “peer ranking.” Peer
Stephani Francl Statistics’ Integrated Postsecondary Understanding of Moral and Political ranking means that the president,
Emilia Huneke-Bergquist Education Data System. The other Knowledge, the Enumerated Powers, provost, and admissions dean of each
25 percent were elite schools hand and Traditional Just War Theory. college sends in their ideas of how all
Editors-in-Chief
selected based on the US News The fact that these “value added’s” of the other colleges in their category
and World Report’s rankings of the are improving is encouraging, but rank on a scale of one to five with five
Julie Robison nation’s colleges (which we’ll come here is the discouraging part: In being the best. Hillsdale’s number:
Copy Editor back to later). each of these categories, incoming 2.2. Though frustrating, Hillsdale’s
These schools were selected to freshmen got less than 39 percent rank among the other liberal arts
show both a broad overview of what of the questions correct. And the colleges is not as important as the
Gina Gallutia
America’s college student is learning, seniors who improved on the subjects actual task undertaken by the college.
Brian Johnston as well as the difference between an improved by, at most, a margin of 3.2 The fact is that Hillsdale College
Stohn Nishino “elite” education and a non-elite percent. was founded in 1844 to “furnish to
Jeremy Marshall education. The results are astounding. From the recent election results, it all persons who wish…a literary,
G. Stolyarov II The college with the most “value will be no wonder to you which was scientific or theological education
added” (Value added is the increase in the least understood category from as comprehensive and thorough as is
Staff Writers
knowledge of graduating seniors over the list: Traditional Just War Theory. usually pursued in other colleges or
incoming freshmen.) was Rhodes Today’s voting citizen’s grasp on theological schools in this country,
College, and the second, Colorado just war theory shows in the wishy- and to combine with this, such
The Hillsdale Forum is a College. Ranking at 50, 49, and 48 washy voting tendencies displayed in moral, social and artistic instruction
student publication distributed respectively were Johns Hopkins the last three elections which relied and culture as will best develop the
University, UC Berkley, and Cornell heavily on the war issue. minds and improve the hearts of the
four times throughout the
University. All of these come in well Thank Heavens for Hillsdale College, students.” The most recent anthem of
school year. behind Utah State University (14) and which, like it or not, now forces each Hillsdale – “Educating for Liberty”
the University of New Mexico (7). of its graduating students to take – takes up this challenge in a modern
Questions? The areas of question addressed in a course on the US Constitution; at day battle cry. Hillsdale College,
Comments? the study included common historical least we know our stuff. though imperfect, fulfills its mission
and political topics such as the However, this is not recognized and its Articles of Association; if only
Submissions?
Jamestown Colony, the Form of the by the general population or by the the same were true of the schools
US Government, Women’s Suffrage, general media. In the US News shown to be struggling to “add value”
Contact The Hillsdale Forum: and World War II. Students showed and World Report’s rankings of the to their students.
an increased value added in many nation’s best liberal arts colleges,
hillsdaleforum@gmail.com of the categories, though the largest Hillsdale doesn’t even make the top
“decrease” in value added came on 100. We fall somewhere in the top
the subject of Marbury v. Madison. 120. This, in itself, is frustrating,
However, the topics that showed but the methodology of the rankings
improvement, albeit only a little will make one pull their hair out
Civicly educated citi-
“The Coming Crisis in zens are more active-
Citizenship” ly engaged in voting,
Of the 50 schools sur- volunteer community
veyed, 16 schools’ se- service and political
niors scored lower than campaings.
College seniors failed Civic learning is
freshmen showing a
the “Civic Literacy significantly great-
Exam” administered
negative value added.
er at schools with ISI‛s American
by ISI with an average traditional core Civic Literacy
score of 53.2%. curricula. Program‛s
All statistics courtesy of ISI. Findings
4 debate Fall 2006

A Travesty of Mercy: the Andrea Yates Story of other human beings. That is, every suffers from “mental problems” that where individual rights are honored
by G. Stolyarov II human being must not infringe on prevent this control, she inhibits and enforced, we should implement
When a wild or domesticated animal other human beings’ lives, liberty, and her ability to lead a life proper to measures to punish infringers so as
loses control over itself, enters a rage, property. This responsibility is the a human being—to the extent that to prevent further violations. The
and kills or maims a human or another fundamental imperative underlying all these problems are present. If these deterrent effect provided by permanent
animal, that act is sufficient for the civilized human interaction; without deficiencies harm only the individual punishment will discourage many
animal to be rightly put to death. The it, rights could not be honored and and no one else, then the individual still would-be violators from ever resorting
animal has shown irrefutably that it would remain in perpetual jeopardy. maintains her essential humanity— to crime. Even animals are subject to
cannot exist in a civilized setting; it Furthermore, because individual for she still has enough self-control the effect of deterrence; a hungry wolf
cannot behave without aggressing on rights are eternal and inalienable, the to fully respect the rights of others. will not attack a flock of sheep if the
individual humans’ lives and property. responsibility to honor individual rights However, if an individual with “mental shepherd aims a gun at the predator.
The animal is not given any second is likewise eternal and inalienable. problems” harms other people, she “Mentally troubled” humans are far
chances; it is not “rehabilitated” and It does not depend on the internal or should be punished to the extent that more intelligent than the animals—
no one entertains the delusion that just external condition of the individual in she violates their rights. Their rights so their ability to understand and be
because the animal killed or injured question. are sacred and immutable—and it is affected by deterrence should be even
someone already, it greater.
will not kill or injure If the deterrent
anyone again. Andrea Yates: A Timeline effect fails
Yet when a human in a given
being loses control 1993— Andrea and Rusty Yates Wed situation and
over herself, enters 1993-2000— The couple have five children, four boys and one girl the permanently
a “depression,” and 1999— Andrea seeks psychiatric help for the first time, and is placed on medication. damaging crime
systematically drowns June 20, 2001— Off medication for only a few days, she takes her children into the bathroom is committed
her own five children, and drowns them. Hours later, she confesses to Huston police. nonetheless,
she is not only spared July 2001— Andrea indicted on first-degree murder charges in all five deaths. permanent
execution—she is not August 2001— Yates pleads not guilty by reason of insanity, and the prosecution reveals that they punishment for
even locked away in intend to seek the death penalty. the criminal
prison to suffer for her September 2001— Jury finds her competent to sand trial. will minimize
vile and murderous March 2002— After a half hour of deliberations, a jury sentences her to a life sentence with no parole future crime by
acts. Instead, she is for forty years ensuring that
absolved of any guilt March 2002- 2004— Yates moves back and forth between prison and psychiatric facilities the offending
in the brutal murder January 2005— A Texas Court of Appeals reverses the capital murder conviction person never
and put in a mental January 2006— The re-trial begins and Yates pleads not guilty by reason of insanity in the murders violates another
hospital, where she February 2006— Yates is given bail on the condition that she submit herself to an institution until trial. person’s rights
receives food, lodging, Later this month she turns down an agreement giving her only 35 years in prison. again. Thus,
and medical care at June 2006— The re-trial beings. the principle
taxpayers’ expense. July 2006— The jury returns with a verdict of not guilty by reason of insanity. of permanent
This—in its stark punishment
Information compiled by Laura Weisman of Chron.com
essence—is what the for permanent
“not guilty by reason violations of
of insanity” verdict given to child Honoring individual rights is easy; her responsibility to honor them. Any rights leads to a worst-case scenario
murderess Andrea Yates means. a person in a vegetative state can time she forfeits that responsibility, of one criminal incident per violator
The bizarre argument underlying this manage it perfectly. Such a person she also forfeits the higher standard of and a best-case scenario of none due
verdict is that because Yates allegedly will not kill other people, injure them, treatment pertaining to human beings. to the deterrent effect.
did not have control over her own restrain their freedom, or steal their With lesser violations of rights— Mercy and help offered to those who
thoughts, emotions, and actions during possessions. Violations of individual especially those where the harm can could not restrain their active violations
the murders, she can be absolved rights are always active; they require be compensated for by fines or other of others’ rights constitute a bizarre
from guilt and punishment for those an individual to move her body in reparations—the offending party need attack on the civilized imperative of
murders. It is questionable that Yates some way as to deprive another of life, not be permanently restrained, because honoring all individual rights. Mercy
even committed the murders without liberty, or property. The responsibility the damage can be undone. However, to those who killed “in cold blood”—
knowing their full implications and to honor individual rights is in essence where the damage is permanent, the though still unwarranted—makes
wanton evil. However, even if we a responsibility not to act in certain punishment for the damager should be more sense. The “cold-blooded” killer
accept that premise, it follows that her ways. permanent as well. Two categories of knows the evil of his deeds, but he still
punishment should only be greater than The human being not only has rights infringement meet this criterion: has control over his mind and body—
it would have been otherwise. responsibility over her actions; she has murder and permanent injury. his ideas and his actions. There exists
Every human being has the inalienable responsibility for being responsible If we, as civilized, moral people, are an extremely slim chance that he
moral responsibility to honor the rights over her actions. If an individual concerned with attaining a society
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Czech Republic: modern example of democratic influence
against the communist regime that was
by StephAni Francl violating their natural rights.
The Czech Republic, formerly a part of They followed in the footsteps of the
Czechoslovakia, has much in common American people who consented as a
with America. It is a democracy. whole to fight for their unalienable rights
Vaclav Havel, quite like our George in 1776. Both peoples, 200 years apart,
Washington, was the extraordinary fought, by choice, making a statement
statesman who, in 1989, led the charge to the world that they would not be
against the oppressive communist trampled. And they won. We won. Our
regime. The Czech people now love heritage left it to us, their posterity to
their freedom and covet their rights. preserve the sacred, secured rights and
Beyond being a European nation that to pass them on to our offspring.
as a whole loves America and looks to “I remember when I first heard someone
it as a fellow bastion of democracy and say ‘What about Havel for president,’”
freedom, the Czech Republic has paved Oldrich “Olda” Cherney, former head of
the way for the founding of democracies security under President Vaclav Havel
in the modern world. and Executive Director of the Prague Built nearly five-hundred years ago, the historic Charles Bridge is still
Churchill claimed that, “Democracy Securities Studies Institute recalled in the only way to cross the Vltava River into Old Town Prague.
is more vindictive than Cabinets. The an interview this June. “I thought it was press.” Olda countered. The Velvet “basically sacrificed his life” to lead
wars of people will be more terrible than crazy!” Havel was an idea man; a man Revolution was not velvet; “it was not the revolution; he gave up his privacy
those of kings.” The lines have blurred that could lead in the intellectual world gentle.” While there was no bloodshed, – everything. The principles Havel
between the soldier and the civilian. In of political wrote and lived by in 1989


a monarchy, the king hires soldiers to philosophy are the same principles Havel
fight for him against his adversaries, but and theory,
in a democracy the populous supports but Olda
I remember the first time I heard still writes and lives by today.
He has become something of


the war effort through their investments, t h o u g h t
their votes, and their enlistment to H a v e l
someone say ‘Havel for Presi- an institution in the Czech
Republic.
fight the war. “Democratic institutions would never
gave expression to the will-power of take on the
dent,’ I thought it was crazy! Havel made a difference in
Czechoslovakia and in the
millions,” Churchill explained during leadership of -Olrich Cherney world not because he is any
World War I. The expression of the the country. greater a human than you or I.
people’s will was displayed in the Czech The Havel has made a difference
Republic as the citizens peacefully recovery of in the world because, like
demonstrated in December of 1988 the government by the Czechoslovakian it was a battle – the final battle – for the our Founders, he chose to sacrifice
people was unique opinions of the people. Olda clarified, his own comfort and ease to live by
because of the lack of “It was a revolution of minds, of the principles in which he believed.
bloodshed throughout attitudes.” As Kristi, a fellow Czech And what makes Havel and the Czech
their revolution. It began who works with the People in Need Republic’s story so exceptional is the
on November 16, 1989, Foundation explained, “[Havel] was fact that the changes of the world,
and the government the unification factor.” Czechoslovakian and specifically the change of the
takeover was completed opinion changed gradually throughout world toward democracy, allowed for
by December 29, 1989. the mid-1900’s, seeping into various a bloodless overturning of a nation’s
In just over a month, the parts of society a little at a time and regime.
Czechoslovakian people culminating in the revolution of 1989. It was democratic ideas, thoughts,
had, through words Jaroslav Kurfürst, the Deputy Chief of and attitudes creeping into the minds
backed by the ideals of Mission at the Embassy of the Czech and hearts of the Czech that forced
the populous, mandated Republic in Washington DC who was the Soviet government to leave their
that the oppressive in college at the time of the revolution offices. Winston Churchill explained
Soviet government be summarized Czech emotion: “Havel of unjust rulers such as the Soviets
abolished. was a hero for me.” were in Czechoslovakia: “They are
It was termed the “Velvet Kristi explained what sets Havel apart afraid of words and thoughts! Words
Revolution.” Yet those as a statesman: “He has the talent to spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at
involved in the efforts look at things a different way.” Havel home, all the more powerful because
remember it differently. believes that the people are generally
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Oldrich “Olda” Cherney addresses a group of students “‘Velvet Revolution’ is a good, Kristi elaborated, and as such
at this years Geostratic Journalism Course in Prague. sound bite” made up by the he is very much an idealist. Havel Photos courtesy of Stephani Francl.
6 opinion Fall 2006

And it was all yellow...


the fight against tainted journaism continuesoutlet and stay wary of glossy pictures
by
Julie RObison
Government policy tends to be a very question the government: why does the more people became informed. The and technical terms that can portray
convenient scapegoat for America’s questioning stop there? One cannot only only downside was that, in the articles, a very different picture than the actual
problems. However, the problem may question the government but everything the line between fact and fiction became circumstance.
not lie solely within the government but and everyone! Nothing very smudged. In the movie A Few Good Men, when
the way the government is portrayed to is too sacred to be H e a r s t Lieutenant Kaffee demands the truth
its citizens. tampered with. What reportedly said from Colonel Jessep during a trial,
The media, it can be argued, can be more people need to realize is to illustrator Jessep tells Kaffee “You can’t handle the
deceptive than even the government’s that the media is fallible Frederic truth.” Americans need to realize that it
most wily ways. This is because the as well. It is viewed as Remington is insulting that the media would not be
U.S. population more readily listens to a legitimate and noble “You furnish wholly truthful because it implies that
the media than to their own government. institution in American the pictures the media does not believe Americans
The media is looked at as an ally with society. In reality, the and I’ll furnish have the capacity to handle the truth.
the people, exposing The Man’s corrupt media is just another the war.” Not only can Americans handle the
policies, conniving under dealings, and facet of commercialism, This lurid truth, they should demand it and expect
general mishaps. It has come to be the selling ideas and stories sensationalism nothing less.
general consensus that if news is printed to the American people and type of
or said on the air, it must be true. This at the expense of what investigatory -From Page 5
is the downfall of American liberty and is pure and true in this reporting set a they are forbidden. These terrify
freedom. Americans are constantly on country. The media needs to fear the new standard for American journalism. them. A little mouse - a little tiny
guard against the government in case of people; it needs to feel an obligation to tell Today the legacy of yellow journalism mouse! -of thought appears in
the utmost truth, no matter carries on as the press continues to the room, and even the mightiest
what the circumstance, show bias and misrepresent facts; from potentates are thrown into panic.”
because it should know that the War in Iraq to Hurricane Katrina to The free elections held in May of
if it doesn’t, people will find the tragic death of Terri Shiavo, what 1989 saw the Czech people vote a
out and call them on it. America is experiencing is modern-day majority of non-communists into
This is not the first time the yellow journalism. During the 2004 the legislature. It was not just
media has had a significant Presidential Election, 60 Minutes ran the government that changed – it
role in shaping Americans’ a story concerning President Bush’s required a change over a period of
thoughts. A little over a service in the National Guard. The time in the mindset of the people
hundred years ago, a new slanderous story was based on four to prepare them for democratic
phenomenon in the world of documents which later proved to be freedom.
an infringement of rights and have since news broadcasting was introduced to the bogus and resulted in the firing of three When the revolution officially
let down their basic defense system, public. It was called yellow journalism CBS executives and Dan Rather stepping began on November 16, 1989,
giving themselves over to the Media and it was sensational. Yellow down as CBS’s evening news anchor. the people were ready, and within
Machine. journalism is journalism that exploits, A new epoch has begun in American four days, over 100,000 people
Americans, earnest about not being distorts, or exaggerates the news to politics as President Bush’s presidency converged on Prague to demonstrate
blindly misled by authority, have the create sensations and attract readers. It further reflects his lame duck status, the to the government that they meant
tendency to overcompensate by putting was especially influential on the Spanish- War in Iraq continues, and Democrats business. The communist regime
their trust elsewhere. They allow their American War, gain control of was ending. The world had
own judgments to be replaced by the significantly the House and changed.
opinions of political pundits. The c h a n g i n g the Senate.
media has become a tool of society; A m e r i c a n Nonetheless, it is
specifically, television, as it is prevalent policies and not too late to set Stephani Francl, a senior from
and omnipresent to nearly all Americans. p r e j u d i c e s a new standard Central City, Nebraska, and former
Television has been lulling Americans from then in the American editor in chief of the Hillsdale Fo-
to sleep with lies and half-truths for on. Yellow media by breaking rum, went to the Czech Republic
the last half of the century. They have j o u r n a l i s m the cycle of faulty this summer with the Collegiate
become programmed, accepting and was created by journalism. It Network’s Geostrategic Journalism
Course. She spent a week in Prague
not questioning many of the stories Joseph Pulitzer starts with the
studying international journalism
heard on television. It has been drilled and William American people and affairs at the Prague Securities
into Americans for so long to always R a n d o l p h demanding the Studies Institute, which was founded
(all logos courtsey of cnn.com, msnbc.com, Hearst as their papers competed for sales. truth, not a hyped or puffed up story. One and is directed by Oldrich Cherney.
foxnews.com) With newspaper prices dropping to the should check and double check sources
point where anyone could buy a paper, the media cites as their information
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“What are dams?” Coming to Hillsdale was a different nature of cursing. There needs to be a
by
Julie RObison “What are dams made out of?” type of culture shock than the one I had standard for the English language.
In my first few weeks at Hillsdale, one “Why are dams called dams?” experienced upon entering high school. Luckily, there is a cure for the Bad

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of the things that surprised me the most Our teacher shushed us and tried to Hillsdale is filled with many people, but, Word Bug: not swearing. This seems
was the apparent lack of swearing on move on with the lesson but it was too despite the intensity of some storytellers, to be Hillsdale’s preferred antidote to
campus. I was walking down the hallway late: we had caught the Bad Word Bug. one does not often hear swearing. I have break the vicious swearing cycle. The
with two friends when I let an expletive This infectious disease followed us received some of the most impressive lack of swearing at this school is strange
slip. One of my friends stopped in her through middle school and junior high, looks of shock and surprise upon the but refreshing, like rain on a day while
tracks. where we experimented with a few utterance of an expletive. the sun is still out.
“What did you just say?” She asked, shocking words from time to time. It “Everyone is so clean-cut here,” I Coming to Hillsdale forced me to clean
her eyes widening and narrowing in the wasn’t until high school that the Bad once thought to myself after receiving up my act. While I admit to occasionally

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same glare. I looked around nervously Word Bug went from common cold to yet another scandalized look. “They are lapsing back into my old school girl
to see if there was actually an evil epidemic. I say I had to go to an all- such goody-two shoes.” ways and saying whatever words fall

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minion looming in the shadows who had girls’ school to learn how to swear. Most Hillsdale often feels like a scene out off my tongue without a second thought
said the word in my voice. The moment people scoff when they hear this. of Happy Days, cut out of Wisconsin to my neighbor’s ears, I’ve decided to
was awkward, but we continued walking “Didn’t you go to an all-girls’ school?” and pasted into this obscure town in put an end to my sailor days; out with
without further incident. they ask. Michigan. I wholly expect Richie and the old words and in with new ways to
I did not always swear. My parents “Girls don’t swear. It isn’t ladylike.” Potsie to walk across the quad any day express myself in a non-offensive way!
used the traditional fear tactics; if they “Didn’t you ever swear in high school?” now. I’ve witnessed high fives, frequent It has not been a major phenomenon;
ever caught me saying bad words, I ask in return. Then comes the dreaded smiles and an alarming number of argyle no one has paraded a marching band
my mouth was promptly washed out reply: “Not really.” sweaters around campus. I immediately down Hillsdale Street in celebration of
with soap or my tongue scorched with Imagine: over six hundred plaid- became suspicious. me holding my tongue. I doubt if many
Tabasco sauce. Back then, however, skirted girls in one building. They “What is wrong with these people?” even notice my new vocabulary. I, on

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bad words were calling your siblings come from all over the city and so did I thought. This thought was usually the other hand, have noticed it in myself
derogatory names like “Stupid,” telling their vocabularies. Swear words were followed by a “What have I gotten and that is the best feeling because I
anyone to “Shut up,” or using the ever- the new adjectives and it was never myself into?” Yet I knew, deep inside, know that my clean-cut self is making
forbidden word of “Crap.” long before certain words crept into that they were not the ones that needed a difference by not subjecting anyone’s
We lived in a Golden Age. I remember one’s own vocabulary. It was a kind of to change. ears to unwanted words and, of course,

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in the fourth grade having to read a freedom, a rebellion against the system. With the exception of eccentric teachers not offending God is always a good
passage about beavers aloud to the If caught, profanity of any kind resulted and the traditional sailor-mouthed feeling.
class. I said the word “dam” and my in top punishment. Nevertheless, it students that frequent college campuses, During Fall Parents’ Weekend at
classmates snickered into their books was flagrant. We took every chance we a majority of the Hillsdale student body Hillsdale, I had the pleasure of showing
as they incorporated beavers and dams had to break the rules in that cloistered choose not to curse. Everyone has my parents around campus. They laughed
into our daily classroom conversation. atmosphere and that included swearing. their reasons. In the Bible, Colossians at my stories and reminisced back to
3:8 says “But now you must get rid of their own glory days at their university
We all know that swearing is rude…but, what about all the other little tips all such things—anger, wrath, malice, as we ambled along. They discussed
and tricks we need along the walk of life? Never fear, with the Hillsdale slander and abusive language from your the lovely weather and how Hillsdale
Forum’s Pocket Guide to Manners and Etiquette, you’ll never be without mouth.” On the secular side, arguments was the quintessential college campus,
your best behavior. for why one shouldn’t swear include that but, to my disappointment, neither

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swearing is bad for society, it corrupts the mentioned their newfound admiration
Never carry on a private Always RSVP to an event.
English language, it lowers the speaker for my improved vocabulary.
conversation in company. ---
figuratively in the eyes of others, and it Amidst our walk, I was suddenly
--- Never bring up an ex girlfriend/
is simply not socially acceptable. startled at the sight of a rather large
Be on time, and if you know you’re boyfriend while on a date.

!
One must realize that there is more to squirrel, despite my daily exposure to
running late--make a phone call. --- swearing than the word being used; it is them.
--- When attending a fancy dinner, use the idea behind the word. Where does “Holy Crap!” I said, surprised that
Do not start or end a realtionship the silverware on the outside first, one draw the line between ‘good’ words a squirrel that large mustered up the
via text message or instant message. and work your way in. and ‘bad’ words? One does not swear energy to leap as it did. My father
--- --- because one likes the way the word frowned disapprovingly at me and did
If you need to ask someone if it is Dramatic confrontations should be sounds. If that were so, people would go not hesitate to inform me that “Crap”
trashy, don’t wear it. avoided at all costs. No one needs around saying words like “juxtaposition” was a base word used by criminals and
--- to hear about it. or “pasticcio”. Rather, one curses for scallywags and he never wanted to hear
Should you excuse yourself -- the shock value, the position one takes, me use it again. I sighed and continued
midmeal, place your napkin in the Unless service was terrible, leave a or the achieved status. This is why it walking.
chair, not on the table. good tip. is important to understand the offensive Gee Whiz.
8 election Fall 2006

Just in Case You’ve Been


Living Under a Rock
for the Last Week...
the United States did this election thing
---and well---
let’s just say it was not too pretty.
Oh, you want details? Then read on:

House Seats: 203


Senate Seats: 49
House Seats: 232
Senate Seats: 51
ind.
House Seats: 1
Senate Seats: 2
Quick Facts:
by Jeremy Marshall
Election Day not only brought poor --John McCain is said to
news to Republicans nationally but in launch an exploratory
Michigan as well. The Michigan House Michigan will have to wade through chance of sending a conservative to committee concerning
of Representatives for the first time in some rough waters. Lansing. the 2007 presidential
eight years has gone to the Democrats. This defeat partially mirrored the The man was Dick DeVos, the election this week.
Michigan’s Democratic Party now national fiasco that turned over politically active businessman out of
holds a 58-52 majority, though still a complete control of the Congress. Ada, Michigan. DeVos was a co-chair
minority in the state Senate.
--President Bush’s
Michigan Republicans were able to of “Kids First! Yes!”, the group that
Adding to the woes for Republicans maintain a significant majority in the led the school vouchers proposition Crawford Concress-
is the 56% victory that Governor state Senate. in 2000. He recently went as far as to men is a Democrat
Granholm scored over Dick DeVos’ Similar to the national election, say overturning Roe v. Wade would be
42%. The loss came as a surprise to Republicans at the state level have been ‘delightful’ on Ave Maria Radio. DeVos --South Dakota first
many considering DeVos had led or displaying unconservative tendencies recognized the effects complicated state to ban abortion
tied in polls with the Governor for the throughout the past few sessions, regulations and taxations were having
past three months. including Senate Majority Leader Ken on businesses and gas prices. --Arizona first state to
The chance for school reform, Sikkema’s ill-timed minimum wage There are certainly cases in Lansing ban same sex marriage
eliminating the Single Business Tax, reform. where inaction and poor leadership
slowing environmental regulation Regarding the ‘progressive’ agenda should have been punished, and
and bureaucratic expansion has been
-- Dems control the
on a national level, Newt Gingrich Governor Granholm should have been
diminished. Not to say that Si quaeris commented on November 9th that the the first to the chopping block. It is house for the first
peninsulam amoenam, circumspice, the election was a loss for Republicans, not truly unfair that national politics and time since 1994
state motto, will be replaced with some conservatives. On the national level he the Presidency lost the race for this
Bolshevik slogan, but conservatives in was correct but this election killed the potentially great Governor.
forumh election 9
Does my vote really matter?
Andrew Jackson believed that the but at least Wilson acknowledged the no fundamental believes behind their
by Brian Johnston Constitution gave him the power to demand Constitution’s existence. stances on certain issues. For example,
After looking at the title of this article, you that the Union stick together during the This may be one major reason why Republicans support Bush’s efforts in Iraq,
might be thinking that I am here to complain nullification crisis and said that the people judicial activism is a problem today. We while my suspicion is that most Democrats
that my vote does not matter because it is could vote him out if they disagreed. view the Supreme Court as the “final oppose it because Bush is the one who
not going to influence who wins. But I am Abraham Lincoln believed that he could arbiter” of constitutional questions, a decided to go into Iraq, as evidenced by
not here for that reason. Perhaps a more violate one principle in the Constitution if it power that they have happily assumed many prominent Democrats publicly
appropriate title would be, “Does Anyone’s was necessary to hold the Union together, because politicians often believe that if warning of the dangerous situation in Iraq
Vote Really Matter?” while opponents of both believed that the an action is unconstitutional, the Supreme in the past.
I used to be naïve, thinking that elections Constitution allowed for secession if a Court will “figure it out.” If the American The point here is that, without a fundamental
in America today really matter. During the state believed the federal government was people do not know what their true rights view of what the Constitution means and
2004 campaign, I spent numerous hours acting unconstitutionally. Progressives are, the Supreme Court will not hesitate to what officials’ true duties are, politics will
listening to talk radio, watching Fox News, such as Woodrow Wilson believed that the take them away. be nothing but squabbling among elitist
or reading letters to the editor about why Constitution needed to evolve in order to Applying this to the situation today, politicians who could really care less about
George W. Bush or John Kerry should win. keep up with the contemporary problems Republicans and Democrats may fight what the Constitution says. Once politicians
I would get angry every time some pundit that the Founders did not see. over some issues, but theoretically they get into office, they will inevitably support
would come on TV accusing Bush of lying Readers may have an opinion about which really are not much different. Conservative policies that increase government power
about Iraq or defending Kerry’s disgraceful of these policies are right and which ones candidates may tout their record of fighting and intervention. Contrary to what many
Vietnam service. I thought the future of are not, but notice a word that I mentioned for lower taxes, smaller government, pro- politicians campaigning for office say, their
this country depended on who won. in each of these examples: “Constitution.” life, more freedom of religion, etc. But have job is not to “change the world,” but to
As I write this, just days before the When was the last time that any politician conservatives really made any progress on follow the Constitution.
midterm elections of 2006, I keep hearing running for any office used that word? No any of these issues recently? In nearly six I do not see how this trend can ever be
how desperately we need Dick DeVos to matter where politicians stood on issues, it years of the Republicans controlling the reversed. Here in 2006, I would like to
beat Jennifer Granholm, or how crucial it used to be that the Constitution was always Presidency and both houses of Congress, think that a Dick DeVos could come into
is that the Republicans maintain control recognized as supreme. Most American has government gotten any smaller? Are office and solve all of what is wrong with
of Congress. While I did vote for DeVos voters today do not care about the we any closer to ending abortion? Do we Michigan, but I doubt it. I probably will
and for Michael Bouchard over Debbie Constitution or even know what it says, so have more freedom to publicly express continue to watch election night coverage
Stabenow for U.S. Senate, I do not exactly consequently politicians do not care either. religion? on TV in the future, but as I do, I might
see this election as Armageddon. In fact, I The Progressive “living” view of it may The reason we are not making any just keep asking myself, “Does this all
am not really all that concerned about who have planted the seeds for this downfall, progress is because politicians today have really matter?”
wins the presidential election in 2008.
Since we are at Hillsdale College, you
probably are thinking, “But we can’t let
Hillary win! You don’t want Hillary to
be our next president, do you?” Well,
I certainly do not want Hillary Clinton
to be our next president, but in the long
run I really do not think it matters whether
she wins in 2008 or not. Four years of
any one person in office is not going to
dramatically change the direction this
country is heading.
For some historical perspective, let us
take a very brief look back at other major
eras in American political history. As
our new republic and Constitution was
trying to find an identity, the election of
1800 provided two completely different
visions of what the Constitution meant.
On the one side, there were the Federalists
led by John Adams, who valued highly
the supremacy of federal power over the
states and believed those powers were
broad. The Republicans led by Thomas
Jefferson, on the other hand, believed in
very narrow and defined federal powers
and in state supremacy. Courtesy of USBCI.
forumh election 11
DEMONRATS!
by Gina Gallutia children from our sleaze and our will again become as pure as the -yates from page 4
Sure, it certainly feels like the end sludge by instilling a hatred of little driven snow. Fear only brought
of the world is coming. The Dems old us. This explains why the near us together and reminded us of the an extremely slim chance that
have won the House and the Senate, terrorist attack coming toward us on a importance of piety for a short time he might be “reformed” during
including a Demonrat Muslim plane from London a few months ago after September, 11th. Not even that the course of his imprisonment
Congressman. The truth is that this is was planned and executed by third knocked our brains from our pants and upon release pose no further
the beginning of hope! We are not all generation British citizens. Those completely back into our heads. It is danger to individuals’ rights. Such
going to die. And it is very possible that see the democratization of the true that we were partly robbed of our a chance should typically not even
that we might just have a better life Middle East smell our putrescence fear by the constant suggestion that be considered, but extreme cases
for it in twenty years, after just a little coming their way and threaten to we must love our enemies. Muslim are conceivable where it might
period of pain and suffering. destroy us from afar. Fear brings men religious leaders were insinuated into be more significant than usual—
Machiavelli, our favorite evil together, whether it be culturally or every type of religious celebration, as in the case of Raskolnikov
political philosopher, and many other nationally, and unites them against a because out of fear of hate crimes we in Dostoyevsky’s Crime and
wise men have pointed out that the common enemy. If one is in constant would not want to be exclusive. We Punishment.
absence of fear in a republic causes fear of his life, earthly or eternal, he were told by politicians not to hate or But keeping a “mentally troubled”
the corruption and the eventual has not much time for vices. Fear fear Islam, and that it was not Islam murderess from permanent
destruction of that regime. This the keeps men pure of heart and mind. that attacked us. But if the damage is punishment is like letting a rabid
Islamic nation understands. They In America we have distinct lack great enough, we will stop listening dog who has bitten and killed
have had a lifetime of hate built into of fear, except in the radical corners to them. We will begin to recognize five children remain on the loose
them. This hate really only boils such as this ‘Dale. We do not fear and then fear and hate our enemies or even residing comfortably in
down to fear. Men hate what they greatly or even understand the affects as they fear and hate us. Perhaps a veterinary facility. There is no
fear and Islam fears corruption by of our corruption on our children, or it is wrong to hope for death and guarantee that this woman will
the vices of Western Civilization. on our safety. But if the Dems are as destruction, but if this does not work, not kill again—unknowingly,
They hate our pornos, our homos, bad as we really believe they are, if if the Demonrats are only Democrats unpredictably, unwarrantedly,
and our sluts (and even our right to they are going to impeach Bush and then perhaps this is the beginning of and uncontrollably. No civilized,
foetal carnage). Those Muslims that get half of us slaughtered by terrorist the apocalypse. rational methods are available to
live in our vile bog must protect their attacks, then maybe just maybe we assure her future safety to others.
Courtesy of USBCI. Andrea Yates’s drowning of
her own five children—an act
abhorrent to natural law, moral
conscience, and civilization
itself—clearly demonstrated her as
being worse than a rabid beast. The
rabid beast enters an occasional
wild and indiscriminate rage,
but Yates—being human—could
still kill systematically, though
ostensibly without recognition of
the implications and consequences
of such an act. Yates, a human, is
far more capable of inflicting harm
than a mere animal. If we rightly
put violent, murderous animals to
death—though the animals, too, do
not recognize the consequences and
implications of their actions—then
it is even more fitting that Yates
be terminated as soon as possible.
Permanently imprisoning Andrea
Yates was the least the court
could have done to prevent further
violations of rights on her part.
Alas, even that act was rejected
by those who would use mercy to
perpetuate savagery.
10 politics Fall 2006

Chafee’s place in GOP to vote against the authorization of response, the National Republican Laffey is pro-life he is doomed in
by Stohn Nishino military force in Iraq in 2002, the Senatorial Committee (NRSC), Rhode Island. That’s an interesting
Lincoln Chafee is an interesting only Republican to vote in favor of chaired by Sen. Elizabeth Dole twist considering both the Republican
case. He’s the junior Republican reinstating the top federal tax rate of (R-NC), started pouring money Governor Don Carcieri and the
Senator from Rhode Island who was 39.6% on upper-income taxpayers, into Chafee’s campaign. As a Democrat U.S. Representative
appointed in 1999 to replace the and the only Republican to vote result, prominent Republicans Jim Langevin (District 2)
late 5-term Senator John Chafee, against confirming Judge Samuel such as Sen. John McCain (R- are both staunchly pro-life.
his father. He won a term in his Alito to the Supreme Court. On top AZ), Senate Majority WHIP Mitch Chafee outspent Laffey by a
own right in 2000 by a large margin of this, Chafee openly didn’t vote McConnel (R-KY), and Laura considerable margin and his
and was up for reelection this year. for President Bush in 2004 and he Bush came out and endorsed campaign turned out many
Chafee is a nice, charismatic man. expressed interest in switching his Chafee in the primary. Rhode independents and disaffiliated
He’s a family man. He turned party status to Independent had the Island’s Republican Governor Don Democrats in the primary. Thus,
things around when he Republicans not gained seats Carcieri also endorsed Chafee. Chafee defeated Laffey by a 54% to
was mayor of Warwick, in 2004. So, going off of There are some interesting notes on 46% margin. The Republicans got
RI, and he talks about his record, Chaffee seems the party’s decision to aid Chafee. what they wanted, a saved seat to
being tolerant and more like a moderate-liberal The $1.2 million they spent on possibly save their majority. Wrong.
working in a bipartisan Democrat than a Republican. Chafee leading up to the primary Chafee went on to loose the general
manner to get things On September 8, 2005, was the second most spent on any election to Rhode Island Attorney
done. However, Stephen Laffey, Republican candidate runner up to Sen. Jim General Sheldon Whitehouse
despite the fact that Mayor of Cranston, RI, Talent (R-MO). That’s $1.2 million (D) by a 53% to 47% margin.
he is a member of the announced his candidacy for that was not spent on Michael Steel Following the election Sen. Chafee
Republican party, he U.S. Senate. Laffey, although in Maryland or Sen. George Allen was asked in a press conference if
has the most liberal Lincoln Chafee not as conservative in Virgina. he would remain a Republican in
voting record out of any in the likes of Rick W h i l e the last 2 months of his term, he
of the Republicans in the Senate. Santorum, is well to the right of the party had this to say, “I haven’t made
In fact his voting record is more Chafee. He is pro-life, supports claimed any decisions. I just haven’t even
left than some Senate Democrats. winning the war on terror, wants that Laffey thought about where my place is.”
This being said, the Republican to cut government spending was not
Party gave him a generous $1.2 across the board, make the tax winnable,
million to defeat a conservative cuts permenent, and privatize Laffey is
candidate in the primary. social security. At first he Mayor of
The American Conservative was a low-profile candidate. Cranston,
Union ranks the votes of members Not long after influental RI, where
of Congress based on how conservative political action Democrats
conservative (social, fiscal, and committees (PACs) began Stephen Laffey outnumber
foreign policy) his/her voting record endorsing and funding Laffey, Republicans
is. The American Conservative beginning with the Club for by a 7
Union rated Sen. Chafee’s voting Growth PAC, a fiscally conservative to 1 margin. Many pundits and
record as 12% conservative in organization. With the possibility of politicians claimed that because Arnold says,
2005, and 30% in his 6+ years Republicans losing the
in the Senate. His 2005 voting Senate, the Republican

“Flex Your
record was by far the lowest of the Party went on alert with
Senate Republicans, lower than 16 these endorsements for
Senate Democrats (including Russ Laffey. The Republicans

Conservative Muscle”
Feingold), and the same as 4 Dems saw the situtation as
(including Hillary Clinton). Chafee this: Rhode Island is
was one of the few Republican a fairly liberal state.
senators to vote against opening Lincoln Chafee is pretty
up ANWR for drilling and was one liberal. Steve Laffey is
of only three Republican senators more conservative. Thus Write for The Hillsdale Forum!
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