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:Shakespeare
,If you love someone
....Set her free
,If she ever comes back, she's yours
.If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her
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:Optimist
,If you love someone

....Set her free

.Don't worry, she will come back
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:Suspicious
,If you love someone
....Set her free
.If she ever comes back, ask her why
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:Patient
,If you love someone
....Set her free
.If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back
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:Playful
,If you love someone
....Set her free
,If she comes back, and if you love her still
,Set her free again
Repeat
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:Animal-Rights Activist
,If you love someone
Set her free
!!In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free

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:Lawyers
,If you love someone
Set her free
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second

....Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that

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:Biologist
,If you love someone
Set her free
.She'll evolve
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:Statisticians
,If you love someone
Set her free
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
.If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation were improbable anyway
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:Salesman
,If you love someone

....Set her free

!If she ever comes back, deal
."If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT
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:Insurance agent
,If you love someone
....Show her the plan
,If she ever comes back, sign her up
!If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up
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:Physician
,If you love someone
....Set her free
,If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did
.not synchronize at the right angle
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:Mathematician
,If you love someone
....Set her free
,(!If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut
If she doesn't, Y=2X-log (0.46Y^2+(cos( 52/34X))x 5Y^(- 0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no
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(Y=2X-log (0.46Y^2+(cos( 52/34X))x 5Y^(- 0.5)c
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:Nowadays' style
,If You Love Someone
Set it free
If It Comes Back, It is yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it down and Kill it...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
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If you love someone

???WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE
!!!CARELESS IDIOT

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