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Table Of Contents

Introduction
Taste Buds Never Forget
America’s First Convenience Store
Some Things Don’t Travel Well
Beware of Hollywood Midgets
Sing, Even If You Stink
Silence is Golden
The Youngest Gigolo
Comfort Foods
When it’s O.K. to Lie
The Pig-Eating Diet
When I Get to Heaven
Birds of the Feather
Our First Car
The Summer Visitor
Teachers Whose Lessons Stayed with Me
Where Barbecue is a Noun
Which Twin Has the Toni?
Yearning to Drive a Big Rig
Give My Regards to Main Street
Blessed Assurance
No Business Like Show Business
Chicken Every Sunday
The Prince of Gastonia
I’m Glad to be A Senior
On a Blue Highway Going Anyplace But Home
Visiting the King
Nap Time
Proud to be A Linthead
Mean People
When Dallas Had More Churches Than Stores
Singing the Praises of Unsung Heroes
Dogs for the Deaf
How do Airplanes Fly Anyway?
Undertaking A Career
Fasting from Fast-food
Growing Hair Like a Man
A Boy and His Toys
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Butter Beans for the Soul

Butter Beans for the Soul

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"I know a lot of people swear by the mysterious healing power of chicken soup. But I think they are mainly Yankees. Here in the South, a mess of butter beans is what we look to for physical and spiritual rejuvenation. They're a sure cure for the blues."Joe Adams is a columnist for the prestigious North Carolina newspaper, The Gaston Gazette. Butter Beans for the Soul is a collection of his hilarious editorials for people with small-town hearts.A sampling of butter bean substitutes for the weary spirit include: RC Cola and Moonpies Singing, even if you stink Touring families of midgets And, especially for fans of Dr. Atkins, the pig-eating diet.Butter Beans for the Soul also clears up some of life's most problematical questions. Wondering how to fast from fast food? Concerned about growing hair like a man? What dogs are best for the deaf? Joe Adams has the answers in one convenient location.
"I know a lot of people swear by the mysterious healing power of chicken soup. But I think they are mainly Yankees. Here in the South, a mess of butter beans is what we look to for physical and spiritual rejuvenation. They're a sure cure for the blues."Joe Adams is a columnist for the prestigious North Carolina newspaper, The Gaston Gazette. Butter Beans for the Soul is a collection of his hilarious editorials for people with small-town hearts.A sampling of butter bean substitutes for the weary spirit include: RC Cola and Moonpies Singing, even if you stink Touring families of midgets And, especially for fans of Dr. Atkins, the pig-eating diet.Butter Beans for the Soul also clears up some of life's most problematical questions. Wondering how to fast from fast food? Concerned about growing hair like a man? What dogs are best for the deaf? Joe Adams has the answers in one convenient location.

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Publish date: Jan 4, 2004
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