JUNOWritten byDiablo Cody EXT. CENTENNIAL LANE - DUSKJUNO MacGUFF stands on a placid street in a nondescriptsubdivision, facing the curb. It's FALL. Juno is sixteenyears old, an artfully bedraggled burnout kid. She wincesand shields her eyes from the glare of the sun. The objectof her rapt attention is a battered living room set, abandonedcurbside by its former owners. There is a fetid-lookingleather recliner, a chrome-edged coffee table, and a tastelesslatchhooked rug featuring a roaring tiger.JUNO (V.O.)It started with a chair.INT. BLEEKER HOUSE - MOLD-O'-RIFFIC BASEMENT - NIGHTFLASHBACK - Juno approaches a boy hidden by shadow. He'ssitting in an overstuffed chair. She slowly, clumsily lowersherself onto his lap.A 60's Brazilian track plays from a vintage record player.WHISPERED VOICEDo you know how long I've wantedthis?JUNOYeah.WHISPERED VOICEWizard.EXT. CENTENNIAL LANE - CONTINUEDA DOG barks, jarring Juno back to reality.JUNOQuiet, Banana. Hey, shut your gobfor a second, okay?We see a teacup poodle tethered in the yard a few feet awayfrom the abandoned living room set. The dog yaps again.JUNO (V.O.)This is the most magnificent discardedliving room set I've ever seen.