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Squire of Metatron

By

Jolene B. Twomey

Copyright 2006

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Chapter O ne

Stephanie crouched down low, holding the rifle in


front of her. She was warm , yet she still felt as if her breath
should steam in the dark, spacious house. Each heart beat
stirred her blood through her ears with a mind-numbing
swishing sound. Strobe lights of varying hues burst beside her,
causing her to wince. Neon colors in pink, turquoise, violet,
and lime. The floorboards creaked under her feet. Though she
was aware of a far-off wailing and moaning coming from
som eplace else in the ho use, it was o therwise deadly silent.
She tasted metal and wondered whether her fear had
caused it to bleed from the gun into her veins. A thunderclap
shattered the stillness. She shuddered. For a brief instant,
lightning illuminated the outline of sofas and chairs and a
moose head affixed to the wall over the fireplace.
The fireplace.
She heard her bre ath come out in low, shrieking rasps.
A bluish haze emanated from inside the chimney. She whirled
around. A phantasmic human like form began to take shape.
For a mo ment she was taken back to her childhood, to a
television show named “I Dream of Jeannie,” where a purplish
haze would drift from a bottle and m aterialize into a sexy
young blond woman gen ie. This was different. As the form
took shape before her eyes, she first saw legs, then the outlines
of a long coat, then arm s. A ghostly facial countenance
appeared, causing the hairs on the back of her neck to stand.
She pressed the trigger. Expecting the rifle butt to
kick back against her shoulder like a horse bucking, instead she
felt warmth radiate from out of the gun barrel. Sharp rays of
light fired at the apparition with a screeching, tinny metallic
sound. The sunken eyes of the ghastly specter with the gray,
mottled skin materialized into view as Stephanie kept shooting
at him. The streaks of gunfire melted through him, as if she
had been shining a flashlight instead of firing a weapon. He
bared his fangs as if she’d merely angered him. He seemed to
her like Lon Chaney’s scarier older brother from the Phantom
of the Opera.
She plunged her finger down on the trigger. The rays
flooded out of the gun barrel like water spraying through a
garden hose in August. Suddenly, chunks of the phantom’s

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face exploded away as he shouted and screamed, teetering
backward. She kept firing, flooding the corpse with the
destructive death rays. Even though his arms and legs had been
ripped apart from the ammo fire, Stephanie kept her weapon
drawn. His arms and legs ripped apart from the amm o fire,
but Stephanie kept her weapon drawn. She had seen monsters
in movies reanim ate again and again to torment their prey.
Rather than take that chance, she wanted to blow the creature
into oblivion.
Mom ents later the remains evaporated, causing her to
feel a sense of light-hearted triumph. An instant later she
realized that it was safest to mo ve cautiously out of the parlor.
She passed through a doorway that led to a great room with a
double-sided staircase to another floor. She sigh ed loudly
enough to hear herself. This setup seemed no safer than the
previous deathtrap!
The darkness persisted, though she could see the glow
of the marble bannister. While it was still quiet, she could
begin to hear the faint strains of organ music. And up in the
corner, a light flickered from the upper edge of a tall bay
window. The moon m ust be full o utside, she thought. It gave
her hope tho ugh tinged with dread. Out of the corner of her
eye she saw something fall down from the rafters, like a piece of
plaster flaking off the ceiling. Rather than hit the floo r,
however, the object took flight.
She hushed, her shoulders bunch ing, and saw the
black eyes an d s mall, glistening fangs of a huge, hairy b at.
With a loud spark, and an explosion that caused her to shriek,
the bat swooped down like a falling pendulum. She winced,
bracing for the explosion o f pain, biting her lip in dread.
When the light and smoke subsided and she allowed herself to
open her eyes again, she realized that she’d lost her rifle an d the
bat had vanished. After a few momen ts, she decided that It was
too quiet. Rather than become a victim of the horror, she ran
straight into a wall, bouncing against it as though it had been
made of styrofoam . She carom ed off of it like a billiard b all
hitting the hard rubber runner on a pool table, then clanked
hard against a suit of armor standing straight and silent in the
middle of the flo or. In order to resume she had to back away
from it. Go toward the light, she thought, instantly realizing
the irony. Th ough her hands and fingers could barely feel
anything, she reached out ahead of herself, testing the walls,

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feeling the rug beneath her feet and touching books and
figurines o n the sh elves.
Groping further along, she found the hard, slick wood
of another banister. When her hand touched the knob at the
edge, a saber of brilliant gold light magically appeared in her
clutch. The blade shone so brightly that its glare illuminated
the entire room . She saw a bo okcase and approached it,
wondering if it harbored a secret passageway. It absurdly
occurred to her that she shou ld look for a candle, the way they
did in the movie “Young Frankenstein.” There was no candle
on either side of the bookcase, however. She took a wild stab
and pressed the left shelf edge. To her am azement the
bookshelf gave way and turned inw ard, pivoting on an axis.
Instinctively she leaned back, out of the way of the
swinging boo kshelf. She brandished the sword also, jutting it
out in front of her. After a long m om ent sh e heard a high , evil
scream like a banshee. A hooded figure wielding a scythe
careened at her, hulking at her on heavy, wobbling legs. It
would turn out to be a good move, as with a scream like a
banshee, a hooded figure wielding a scythe came careening at
her hulk ing at her on heavy, wobbling legs. She jumped to the
side but the creature’s reaction was quick and he m irrored her
movem ent, jum ping along with her.
With the scythe raised high above his head, he leaped
at her again. Stephanie plunged the sword forward. The grim
reaper-like creature flexed his arm s, poising the blade of the
scythe for attack. Stephanie leaned forward, knowing that she
must joust the creature, then roll.
The sword connected with the reaper’ s arm and chest,
slicing at his body. While inflicting the wounds she was able to
roll clear of the arcing scy the and hear the creature’s loud wails
of pain. The monster stumbled backward and she felt a surge
of relief at her apparent success in weakening h im . His weapon
curved feebly the rest of the way through the air and hit the
floor with a dull, loud clang.
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The visions of the “Friday the 13 ” and “Halloween”
movies once again played through her mind. The creature lay
on the floor writhing and moaning. While Stephanie lifted the
sword to hack at him yet a gain, she saw bloo d soaking darkly
through his outer vestm ents. It gave h er a quick idea. Using
her sword like an ax, she brought the blade down onto the
man’s arm . With two sharp blows his wrist and hand wrenched
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the fingers of his severed hand released their grip from the
scyth e. She quickly reached down to grab the handle of it,
knowing that it would be a much more efficient killing tool.
Using all her strength she lifted the scythe above her head and
brought it down hard toward the grim reaper’s chest.
Again and again Stephanie reared back and brought
the huge blade dow n, wh istling through the air, slicing into the
creature’s body. She severed his neck. His head rolled off, still
encased in the fabric of the hood and his cries and wailing
ceased. She continued to slice downward, m ashing the creature
into ob livion, chopping him up into tiny pieces.
The bloo d soaked remains of the m onster started to
dissolve and fade, becoming ghostly translucent until they
com pletely disappeared. Stephanie continued to whack at the
pieces frenetically, however, until she realized she was whacking
down at an empty wooden floor. She let the scythe slip from
her fingers and clatter onto the hardwo od and bent over,
panting, her breath coming out in short, ragged gasps.
Gradually she straightened up, still gazing all around
herself at the high walls and the marble staircases and at the
bookshelf, which had frozen in mid-pivot. It formed an open
pathway into a dark void.
Going the opposite direction, she felt that there must
be a doorway to the yard outside. Shad had only a mom ent to
ponder this, however before she heard the sinister sound of
faraway chittering.
Not wanting to find out what sort of a creature was
making that sound, she backed out of the bookcase opening.
Almost immediately, though, she stopped, realizing that she
still carried both the swo rd and the scythe. The scythe,
especially weighed her down. She dropped it onto the floor
with a loud bang. She paused for a moment to think through
the situation. Chittering coming from behind her grew louder
and m ore intense, however, shoo ing her through the doorway.
W hen her eyes adjusted, she realized she’d plunged
into a tunnel. As she walked ahead, glowing embers on the
walls gradually brightened, without giving off any heat. There
were mesh walls on either side. ecided to set the unwieldy
weapon down on the wood floor.
Before setting out through the doorway, she pondered
the situation. The chittering coming from behind her grew
louder and more intense, however, shooing her through the
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On the other side her eyes in itially darkness but the
walls around her h ad give, like a mesh fabric. As she walked
ahead, glowing em bers brightened without giving off any heat.
She realiz ed that the walkway had shrunken down into a tunnel
with mesh walls on either side. Her first steps were slow,
cautious and small, as if the walkway had been suspended
hundreds of feet ab ove the barrel floor. Up ahead she could see
an opening at the distant end, but as she inched toward it, the
tunnel started to revolve. The walkway she strode on stayed
stable yet if she stayed still and held onto the railing, it seemed
to revolve with the tunnel, turning her over and over. She felt
bile rise in her throat as she swallowed, closed her eyes, and
then tried to breathe deeply before continuing onward.
When she pressed onward, she felt relieved that the
plank stabilized and her nausea subsided. The opening at the
far end grew larger and larger as she approach ed. She could
soon see trees, branch es and m oonligh t in the distance. This
encouraged her to pick up her pace as she loped along toward
the end. Finally, she crouched low and slowed her steps as she
brandished her sword and hopped through the circular opening
out into the m oonlit yard . Once she had burst out into the
open air, she shifted b ack and forth, lifted her head up and
down, gazing all around herself, and her surroundings. The
tunnel had led to a culvert that gradually rose out of the earth.
In the distance she could see the o ld Victorian house where
she’d encountered all the specters.
In the opposite direction she saw the bright, full moon
through gnarled tree branches. S he heard the creaking of frogs,
the chirping of crickets and the hoot of an owl. There was
rustling in the bushes. She tensed, holding the sword out in
front of her. The footsteps grew louder, filling her with cold
dread and suddenly heard a loud voice beh ind her:
“Mom ! Mom !”
It was Kevin, her son. She snapped to, as if being
awakened in mid-dream from a deep sleep. Gradually, she
became aware of the carpet she sat on, the game controller she
held in her hand, and the te levision screen. She looked up at
nine-year-old K evin, who was dressed in his nylon duck down
win ter coat, his sandy blond hair sprouting shoots of bangs
that dropped into his eyes. The eyes gazed at her with a look
that was part concern and part bewilderm ent. “What are you
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Since she was embarrassed, and still transfixed by what
had just occurred, she stam mered. “I, I’m trying out one of
your games. I was wondering what keeps you occupied for so
many hours at a tim e.”
Kevin still looked quizzical, his eyebrows knitted and
his small mouth formed an “o.” He said “U h, okay. Just
wondering.” He sat down on the floor next to her. They b oth
looked at the screen. It was a stationary anim ated view of a
forest with gnarled, bare trees, a Victorian house and a full
moon in the backgro und. Suddenly it seemed quite innocuous
to her.
“Kevin,” she said, pausing, feeling light-headed.
“Co uld I ask you a question about this?” She waited for him to
respond the way he always did by leaning into her slightly.
“Does this game give you…nightmares?”
He gazed into space thoughtfully, scratching the back
of his head. He wriggled his narrow shoulders out of the coat
sleeves, allowing his coat to drop to the floor. “No,” he said .
“Wh y would I get nightmares from a game?”
How would she find the words to tell him? She didn’t
want her son to worry. “Let’s start this game again,” she
said. “I want to see what happens when yo u play it.”
Kevin shrugged, his standard response to everything
since his ninth b irthday. H is mom push ed herself aside to
allow him a more straight-on view of the television. He hit the
“reset” button on the game console and the TV screen dissolved
for a moment, turned blue and then flickered again, this time
blazing a “home” picture onto the screen.
He worked the keys of the game controller
dexterously, causing a number of images to flicker by.
Stephanie remembered th e choices of the character to portray:
there was Angelica the haunted, Victor the Vengeful, and W ild
Wesley. Kevin chose Victor `and a tall, blond animated m an
with a square jaw appeared on the screen.
A few m ore options screens flashed past. She
remembered fumbling through the screens but her son simply
clicked over them as if he were an accomplished pianist
performing a concerto. Then came the m oment she was
waiting for: a plain screen marked “New game,” or “Saved
game.” Kevin clicked on the text for a new game.
Stephanie drew her breath in, feeling light headed with
anticipation. A word appeared on the screen, “ loading game”
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picture of the prince riding a beautiful white horse appeared on
the screen. Text faded in, accompanying the animated stills,
telling the story of the prince who was caugh t in an evil castle
in Transy lvania. Stephanie had seen the sam e story earlier,
though in her case the main character had been the princess.
Since she had selected Angelica, the narrative centered on her
attem pts to escape from an evil land baron. Som e twists in the
narrative for the prince seemed different. For one, his whole
family had been killed by a pack of bloodthirsty wolves.
She knew that when the mini story faded out, the
game would begin. When the screen changed she held her
breath, gripping her knees tightly as she awaited the next step.
A flat outline of a two floor mansion filled the twenty seven
inch television screen. The prince’s character was reduced to a
small figure at the bottom right, wielding a scepter that seemed
too large relative to his body.
As Kevin controlled the prince, the anim ated figure
walked up the marble staircase with jerky steps. A squadron of
animated killer bats swooped down from the ceilings and her
son pushed buttons with his thumbs, making the prince jump
up and down, smiting the bats with his scepter, causing them to
explode into points of light. O nce all the bats were quelled, he
said “See, I can get a rifle now. Did you get this far?”
Stephanie, who had been transfixed by the action on
the screen, watched the prince knock the lion on the staircase
edge with the scepter, wh ich transformed into a rifle. “Oh,
yes,” she said. “I got quite far along, apparently.” She shook
herself.
She knew what would happen next even befo re the
bluish haze emanating from the fireplace at the center of the
room. Before the cone of smoke materialized into the vampire,
Kevin started shooting. He relentlessly blew away chunks of the
specter, knocking it backward. They watched the smoke
dissipate and the exploded body parts dissolve. “What’s wrong
mo m?”
“O h, no thing. Nothing at all.” She tried to brush
her hair casually.
“ W ell, you lo ok like you did that time grandpa called
and said grandma had to go to the hospital.”
“Nothing, really.” They watched as the prince
punched the bookshelf edge, swinging it open at the pivot. She
was going to say “Watch out,” but then Kevin blew away the
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By the time the Prince had vanquished the reaper
creature and started to run into the tunnel, the blank “loading”
screen appeared again. She had seen enough. Her knees
buckled when she tried to push herself upright. Kevin noticed
but still looked at the screen. He sa id “W here are you going?
He’s getting ready to go into the tunnel. It gets really cool after
this.”
“I’ve got to start making dinner.” Kevin just gave one
of his signature shrugs. Over his shoulder, Stephanie could see
the prince run through the revolving tunnel. She wondered if
she would be able to sleep that night. Thursdays and Sundays
were her days off. Thursdays she would clean the house and
run shopping errands but that day she’d finished early.
Michael, her husband, would be home later, close to seven. As
a paint and drywall contractor, he had recently won a contract
for a group of row houses down by the river.
In the early days of th eir dating and their m arriage,
Michael had wanted to know everything: her thoughts, her
dreams, and her desires. Their past few years together had
fallen into a pattern, however. He would arrive home from
dinner at seven and shovel down his dinnerl. He would then
retire to his leather recliner for an evening with ESPN.
She knew that his work day could be rough, long, and
difficult. If he wasn’t dealing with a d ifficult customer, he had
a perplexing rem odeling prob lem that taxed him physically . If
things were smooth in both of those arenas, he would be blind
sided by a personal problem occurring with o ne of his
employees.
Yet, she was his wife. Wo uld it kill him to pay her
more attention? Instead, she had been reduced recently to
playing a mental game with herself involving Michael. That
night they ate reheated spaghetti sauce over wheat pasta with
green bean s, tangerines, and blueberries. It was always the same.
Stephanie and Kevin would sit down to the table at six-thirty,
eat, and then as they relaxed, the front door would fling open,
the coat would flick against the wall hook near the door, and
the feet would trudge upstairs to the bedroom.
After Michael had shuffled downstairs he piled pasta
and sauce high on a plate, slipped it into the microwave and
then wolfed it down. She could hear the food smack and slosh
in her husband’s m outh all the way fro m the den. Later, he
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than usual. So far, he hadn’t even looked at her. That was the
gam e. How m uch would he no tice.
She had changed the channel to ESPN by the time
Michael lumbered into the room and worked a crossword
puzzle to occupy herself. A couple of times she glanced over to
check his condition. His mustache needed a trim. The lines
around his eyes had deepened; otherwise the color and shape
were nearly identical to K evin’s. It was the only physical trait
that the father and son shared.
Stephanie averted her eyes from M ichael a few
m o m ents later. She knew that if they lingered even a second
too long, s he would get “the glare” and then the flat question
“Wh at?”
Who co uld she tell?

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Chapter Two

The answer cam e to Stephanie three days later.


Sunday, she and Michael were off all day. During November
Michael spent the time hunkered down watching a football
game, whether it was in the den, at a sports bar, or at the
stadium downtown. M any times, several of his friends from
work or the pub would come over. On tho se days, Stephanie
could would perform several convenience store runs and endure
lots of shouts and whoop-whooping.
That Sunday she lie awake, feeling a tingling in her
bones. Michael lay on his side facing her in the fetal position.
Was it the m orning light that caused him to look softer, mo re
innocent, more at peace? For the love of God, the man could
sleep. Many times when he was just becoming awake, he would
reach for her and silently hug her. It reminded her of a child
hugging a cherished teddy b ear and it put her in touch with
wonderful mem ories. After looking at him for a few mo re
moments, she gently eased her legs off her side of the bed
without ruffling the bed ding fabric. It was a practiced series of
moves drawing on h er ballet classes as a pre teen. She could
silently tip toe across the carpet, grab her cover-up from a hook
near the bed and sidle gracefully into the bathroom.
It was the only room in the house with out a window.
She kept the door hinges lubed with D W 40 and would quietly,
gently close the doo r. For a mom ent sh e would b e immersed in
total darkness. Before her fingertips found the dimm er switch,
she felt a mom ent of frosty dread, fearing that she would
somehow re-materialize in the Victorian mansion.
As she gradually turned the dimm er wheel, she
pushed strands of her curly, ash blond hair out of her face. She
wore it just past shoulder length in what her friend Lori called
“retro seventies funk.” People constantly asked her if she got
spiral perms.
When the light came all the way up, she saw the
familiar eye puffiness and reached for a washcloth. After
holding it under cold water and pressing it gently over her
eyelids, most of the light swelling soon evaporated. Her natural
tan, her clear skin, and her continuing slenderness survived
pleased her. Not bad for thirty, she thought. Mom ents later
she arrived downstairs to hear the sounds of the television
coming from the den. Kevin was either playing a video game
or watching cartoons on the cable network. She entered the

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doorway and saw that he was blasting away spaceships. “What
would you like for breakfast?” She was used to the wait for a
response until he fo und a stopping point.
“I already had a bowl of Cap’n C runch and some
grapefruit.”
“Do you want anything else?”
“No .”
Stephanie headed off into the kitchen, wondering
whether she would have a bowl of cereal, too. If she made a
full ham, eggs, and biscuits with gravy b reakfast, she knew it
might sit out for three hours. She reached for the grape nuts
and somethin g told her to watch for the phone. The wall
phone would always jiggle just befo re it rang, reminding her of
how delicate vases would teeter in Japan just before a big
earthquake would hit.
Mom ents later the phone jiggled. She rushed up to
answer it, to keep it from also ringing on the night stand table
upstairs. Before the bell sounded, she snatched the receiver
from the cradle and said “H ello?”
She heard a crackling sound and then a voice co m ing
on with a ringing, hollow tone. “Good, you’re up,” her friend
Lori said.
“Good morning. What kind of trouble are you
getting yourself into?”
“The usual. Is sleepy head up yet?”
“No .”
“Are you dressed?”
“No, why?”
“I wanna show you something really cool. You won’t
believe it.”
Stephanie sighed. “This isn’t one of those all days
things that’s going to get me in trouble, is it? I, uh, really don’t
feel like going to Cleveland.”
The tone of Lori’s voice on the other end took on a
“mock-shocked” tone. “Now, would I ever do anything that
would get you in trouble?”
“Yeah.” She rem em bered the time wh en Lori said she
just wanted to “take a little ride” and they ended up in
Tennessee.
“Well, not this time. It’s something right around here.
Just jum p into some clothes and I’ll b e right by.”
Stephanie was able to change into a pair of jeans and a
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later she stepped out onto the front stoop, feeling the brisk
autum n chill.
Lori’s little white Japanese sports car appeared a few
minutes later. The car swung into the driveway and stopped
with the chirp of a brief tire squeal. Sting was singing pseudo
reggae on her stereo speake rs. Stephanie low ered herself into
the passenger bucket and felt like shaking her head. Lori was in
a lavender sweat suit yet still managed to look put-together and
fashionable. M ayb e it was her perfect blond hair and the
elegant necklace she wore (she owned several). That day she’d
chosen one with delicate amethyst inlays
Lori was the closest Stephanie had to a friend who was
single. Though Lori had been married for five years to a
successful property and estate lawyer, she was childless. She had
once said that in her teens she’d had horrendous cycles and
fibroids, something having to do with her Germ an heritage,
according to her. After a particularly rough cycle near her
eighteenth birthday, she wished out loud that an accident
would dam age her female parts so she would no longer have to
deal with the pain. Exactly one week later, when she was riding
her bike on the campus of Miami university, she collided with a
Cushm an truck com ing around the corner of a building. The
impact had tossed h er airborne and she’d landed awkwardly:
pelvis first across the handlebars. Her head and shoulders
swung sideways, landing in a bush beside the sidewalk. That
formed a cushion which kept her fro m getting injured even
worse, but in the end, through her unlucky tangle with the
handlebars, her wish was granted.
She said it caused her to becom e more spiritual.
Stephanie spent most of the time with her friend
wondering, in what way Lori had become more spiritual. A
couple of years after her accident, she had an affair with a
married teacher. This time it was her biology professor at
college. “That sounds like the plot line of a bad porno m ovie ,”
she’d said. She sm oked, even though Stephanie told her over
and over that it would ruin her looks. And she never spoke of
church or prayer or meditation. Yet on that Sunday morning,
Stephanie’s viewpoint on that would change.
Lori was driving them far outside town through
neighborhoods Stephanie did not recognize. The streets teemed
with new mini mansions on sm all, treeless lots in cul-de-sacs. It
was rolling country that had probably been fertile farmland
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cropping up on street corners, their glass facades glinting in the
late morning sun. “I never even knew that any of this existed,”
Stephanie murmured.
Lori started craning her neck, studying the scenery and
the buildings, becoming more attentive to the surroundings.
“Yeah, it’s around here somewhere,” she said. They then
reached a four-way intersection where Lori pointed her finger
and said “There, there, that one!” They both looked ahead at a
glass, two-story building that housed an insurance agency and
some medical offices. “You have to go through that tunnel and
around to the back,” Lori explained.
They crossed the intersection and Lori guided them
through the bridge and around to the building’s other side.
“Something special about this place?” Stephanie asked. “Is Greg
mo ving his office here?”
“Shhh,” Lori said, putting her finger to her lips as if
they were at a church service or in a library. “Follow m e.”
They emerged from the car and Stephanie watched her
friend step back away toward the edge of the parking lot.
“There,” she said , solemnly, almost reverently. With her hand
she ind icated the b uilding.
When she lo oked, she didn’t know what she w as seeing
at first. The amber colored glass in the build ing had distorted
into odd shapes. Stephanie knew that she was supposed to be
seeing a pattern in the series of swoops and whorls. A couple
of larger pieces at first looked like fish tails. “Do you see it
yet?” Lori asked, her breath steaming.
Sudd enly it hit her. Out loud, as she was thinking it,
she said “Snow angel!”
They both looked at it for a long wh ile. Stephanie
could clearly see the “A” shaped body of the angel with the
round head and the faint suggestion of a halo. Branching out
from the angel’s body, two large and symm etrical wingers,
rounded at the top and pointed at the bottom. The angel
appeared to be in m id-flight, at a diagonal and its image took
up the entire face of the building, about fifty feet square.
“What do you think caused it?” Stephanie asked. She
tried to look at Lori out of the corner of her eye and could see
her shrug.
“Who knows? Same way giant heads ended up on a
tiny island off South America. And funny circles started
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Stephanie stared at the glass and supposed that cold,
heat, sunlight and rain may have oxidized the finish, causing
the pattern to form. Of course, that wasn’t as much fun as the
speculation. “Do yo u have a cam era?”
“Ta da!” Lori said and wh en Stephanie whirled
around to her, she was smiling like a Cheshire cat, holding a
tiny silver camera.
It so delighted Stephanie that she jumped up and
down, clapping her hands. What more could she expect, from
someone who had a phone in her car? Lori backed a few steps
away, held the cam era viewfinder to her eye and began to snap
pictures. “You could take it right to the Fotomat. They’re
open on Sunday, right?”
“I just hope I’m standing far enough away to get the
picture,” she replied. “That we don’t chop o ff the angel’s head
or something.” She began to snap the pictures. Mo ments later,
they decided that it was too cold to stand out there, especially
with the breezes blowing. On the drive back to her house,
Stephanie thought about the strange experience with the video
game. “You’re quiet,” Lori said while she flicked the gearshift
knob around, “just like I was the first time I saw it.”
Stephanie just smiled. She asked “What are you and
Greg doing later?”
“We’re going to Sideliner’s. W anna com e?” Before
Stephanie could answer, Lori had pulled the walkie-talkie phone
out of the console and had dialed information. “Could you get
me the num ber for the Enquirer?” she asked . Moments later,
Stephanie was home again.
Michael still lay in bed. The entire house was quiet
and still. She noticed the em pty coatrack peg outside the hall
closet. Before she’d left she told Kevin to keep within three
houses on either side of their yard. With the house so calm she
decided to straighten up the kitchen. In her haste to leave
earlier, cereal bowls with crumb s littered the counter and sink
and cereal boxes lay still open. Preoccupied with both the
im age on the side of the building and her strange video gam e
foray, her movements were tentative, robotic. She knocked a
box of cereal off the counter spilling some of the wheat “o’s”
onto the floor. Before reaching for the b room and dustpan to
sweep it up, she reached for the sink to lift a bo wl from there
and place it into the dishwasher. When she lifted it, her fingers
slipped on the m oist earthenware and the bowl fell out of her
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Eventually she was able to load all the dishes and
silverware and wipe do wn the counter tops, without short-
circuiting the blender or blowing up the microwave. When she
turned around to head back through the doorway to th e den,
she came face to face with her husband. She gasped, flinching
so hard and tight that she lifted off of her feet for a mom ent.
“Dang, woman,” Michael said. “Thought there was a marching
band going through here. Were you m aking all that racket to
try and wake me up, or what?”
“My god, you scared me,” Stephanie said, clutching
her hand against her chest reflexively.
Michael was wearing the paisley evergreen and white
striped pajamas he’d received a few Ch ristm ases ago. And
nothing else. His slight belly pouch protruded over the
waistband. Though h is ancestors were Italian, only a line of
hair that funneled outward snaked up along his abdomen to his
chest, where it bloomed into a v-shaped thatch, resembling the
“S” on Superman’s uniform. “Well, are we going to get
something to eat or are we going to stand here looking at each
other or what?”
They went ab out getting eggs, b acon, and b read from
the refrigerator. Stephanie also started som e coffee. “Sm ells
like a Sunday mo rning, now,” M ichael said as the bacon and
eggs began to fry. He sat down to drink a glass of orange juice.
Leaning back in his chair, he scratched his head and calm ly
regarded her as she flitted around from pan to pan and from
pan to sink. “What’s going on?” he asked casually. “You’re all
jumpy, just like you were during Audrey’s wedding.”
Audrey was Stephanie’s younger sister. She managed a
laugh. “I couldn’t be that jumpy, for god’s sake. That was a
traum atic experience.” She still owned the evergreen satin
pumps as a reminder. The shoe dye and repair store clerk had
misunderstood their order and they ended up with five pairs of
the evergreen pumps to go with an equal number of lime green
bridesmaid’s dresses.
“Hey, did Lori come by here? I thought I heard her
car buzzing around here someplace. M aybe I was dream ing it.”
“No, you weren’t dreaming.” Sh e fetched the plates
and coffee mugs.
“Did she drag you off on one of those wild sight-
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Stephanie paused, to look at him . H e was looking
back at her earnestly, the corners of his well-trimm ed mustache
angling downward.
“She just wanted to show me something in one of
those new housing developm ents.”
Michael nodded. How would he react, she wondered,
if she told him all the details? “The Bengals are playing at four
today. Let’s go to Sideliners.”
“Okay by m e.”
By the time M ichael finished his breakfast and
Stephanie had put all the dishes away, the first football game of
the day came on. She didn’t usually watch football for its own
sake. She liked watching the games more for the socializing
aspects: the tailgating parties, the Super Bowl shindigs and even
Sunday afternoon at Sideliners. Since there was a family dining
area and video games, they could even bring Kevin there.
Kevin. Wh ere was he? Sh e quickly made her w ay to
the front door and stepped out onto the cold concrete stoop in
her stocking feet. She called out “Kevin, Kevin!” in a voice that
rang out down the street.
A deep voice bellowed back “H e’s at the McKenzie’s,
hon.”
Stephanie looked around at the front doors of all the
nearby houses to check where the voice came from. She looked
up and across the street at Carl, a neighbor catty-cornered to
them. He was standing high on a ladde r, digging into the
gutters for fallen leaves. She estimated Carl to be between 55
and 70 years old and knew that he was retired. He spent most
of his time caring for a frail, practically bedridden wife. Yet he
always had a smile for everyone like the one he was flashing at
her from the ladder.
“Thanks, Carl,” she said. She put her shoes back on
and walked a couple of houses down, all the while questioning
herself. They wo uldn’t leave for Sideliners for at least a couple
of more hours. Something was compelling her. Normally, she
tried to avoid being the kind of doting parent who would do
such things. Her own m other would occasionally call the
school to check up on her. The school! She knew that K evin
was only two houses away. She also knew that even at nine
years old he knew to come hom e again mid-afternoon on
Sundays. Finally sh e knew that Patty and Steve would send him
home if nothing else: maybe they ate early on Sunday or visited
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Even with all that in mind, moments later she found
herself knocking on Patty McKenzie’s oak wood door. Seconds
later the door swung open brisk ly and Patty appeared behind
the storm screen. She seemed out of breath and harried, and
was wearing a gingham apron with smudges on it. Every three
months or so, Patty would pitch her Mary K ay b usiness to
Stephanie. Pestering my friends and holding stilted, forced,
structured parties, she thought, now there’s my idea of a good
time.
“Hi,” Patty said. “Here to check on Kevin?” She
wiped her brow with the back of her hand. Stephanie again
noticed the short, matronly teased-up hairstyle and too-shiny
cheekbones. Patty motioned for her to follow and they stopped
at the doorway to the basement. “Kevin, honey” Patty called
down the stairs “your mama’s here.”
Steph anie wondered if she only imagined a grunt and
groan coming from the McK enzie’s basement. Soon after that
Kevin appeared at the bottom of the stairs, saucer-eyed. Ten
year old, red-haired, freckle-faced Tyler McKenzie loomed
behind him. Something in Kevin’s face changed from
surprised to quizzical. “Is something wrong?” he asked,
innocent concern in his eyes.
Instantly Stephanie felt her cheekbones tinge with the
heat of embarrassment. Could anyone tell, she wondered. “No,
everything’s fine, darling. I just needed to make sure you knew
that you’re going out with your dad and m e later.”
Kevin nodded vigorously.
“Okay, Kevin. Just making sure. You can go b ack to
your gam e now .”
Kevin announced “W e’re racing cars.”
When Stephanie turned to Patty, Patty shrugged and
said “Big slot car race set. I think Steve plays with it as much as
the kids.”
Stephanie trudged b ack hom e and felt even more
disconcerted than before. It was a feeling she rarely
experienced, a kind o f vague queasiness. Should she say
something to Michael? No. Flopped out on the La-Z-Boy as he
was seem ed to be h is most b lessed out state. Why ruin it?
Lori could help her.
She had the numb er to the cellular phone memorized.
After only on e ring, Lori picked it up, and with a sing-songey
tone said “Hellllooo…”
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“Wh at?”
“It’s me!”
“What? I’m sorry, you’re break ing up.”
“Stephanie!”
Lori squealed. “Oh, wow! You practically blew out
my eardrum !”
Stephanie sighed. “I guess they’ve got a few bugs to
work out on those things, yet, right?”
“I’m trying to get a better one. Only fifty dollars a
month.”
Stephanie had to pause a moment, to let the figure
sink in. “You mean, you pay more than fifty a month for that
walkie-talkie?”
That time it was Lori’s turn to pause. Then, through
some crackling on the line she added “This ‘walkie-talkie’ has
gotten me o ut of lots of trouble. Pretty soon everybody’s gonna
have one.”
“Yeah. Whatever.” Stephanie could feel them
descending into sixth grade talk, so she took a deep breath.
“Listen, you and G reg are going to Sideliners, right?”
“Yes. You and Mick are still going, too, right?”
“Good. I’ve got to tell you about something. Don’t
let me forget!”
Another pause. Stephanie could sense pensiveness in
her friend. “Sheesh,” she said. “You’re not all freaked out by
what you saw on the building, are you? You’re not going to
run off and join a convent, right?”
“No , nothing like that.”
“Go od.” The line drifted off again into crackling
static.
“See you later then,” she was able to shout, before
disconnecting.
It seemed to take forever before Kevin returned home
and Michael made it upstairs to change. “What do you want
me to wear?” Michael asked.
“Let’s dress a little nicer today,” she decided to say,
delighted that he took the cue to wear one of his nice chambray
shirts, button-down, with one of his newer pairs of blue jeans.
He’d also chosen the snakeskin boots that would m ake him
slightly taller than her, if she kept to low heels. It was a slight
touch that helped her feel more fem inine. She decided to
reward him by wearing her black jeans and the red, tapered-
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up their thoughts by osmosis. Without being told, he put o n
one of his nicest pairs of wheat corduroys and a colorful, plaid
pastel shirt. He also wore his suede “mountain climber” boots,
a real departure from his usual, beat-up sneakers. By the time
they all climbed into Stephanie’s black Oldsmob ile, she was
feeling proud of her dapper family.
Michael drove, leaving Stephanie to look at the long
shadows the bare trees cast onto the road and sidewalks. She
wondered what Lori think about her little adventure with the
video gam e.
Sideliners lie off the highway in Fairfield, sprou ting
up during the boom right after Stephanie had started high
schoo l. It lay nestled in a shopping center atop a hill. As
Michael, Stephanie and Kevin ran from the car to Sideliner’s
front door, she wished they’d put coats and jackets on back at
the house. The chill N ovember wind rippled acro ss the grass
and asphalt and cut right through her. When they made it
inside, Michael said “Man, it’s getting nippy out there!”
Sideliner’s was divided into two establishments. One
side housed a restaurant with high ceilings. Families sat at
booths made of light oak with green leatherette cushioning.
The wall toward the kitchen had been covered with Astroturf.
Yard markers and hash lines trailing outward and gave the
perspective to patrons that they were on the “sideline” looking
out at the action on the field.
In a part of the building Stephanie considered a
“bridge,” beer mugs hung from a rack above a traditional bar
with counters, stools and 20 inch televis ion sets on every
corner. Finally, past the doorway at that bar lie an area that
could be best defined as a cavernous living room. One large 9
foot by 12 foot screen filled one wall while three other, lesser
screens sprang from the opposite wall. They often showed four
games at the same time.
Em pty peanut shells littered the hardwood floor of the
living room area. Michael, Stephanie and Kevin ventured in
there first. They found themselves amo ng a boisterous group
of families and single men wearing black and orange sweaters
and hats.
Stephanie had follo wed Michael with Kevin alongside
him when they entered the big screen cavern. Michael stopped
abruptly, causing Stephanie to bump into him . She had been
glancing over the faces and bar stools for Greg and Lori. “Did
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“Here.” Practically anything on the menu could be
delivered to the center bar, where it would also be easier for
Greg and Lo ri to see them. They all settled into a group of
high tables amid som e other families.
As soon as they settled a waitress with a black and
white striped referee shirt and black pants appeared, taking
their order, and Michael gave Kevin a fistful of quarters for
video gam es.
By the time the waitress bro ught Michael’s draft,
Stephanie’s iced tea and Kevin’s lemonade, Lori and Greg
arrived. As was always the case, Lori skipped three steps ahead
of Greg. When she saw Stephanie, her eyes widened and her
hand waved in a wide half circle. She had traded her lavender
sweat suit for a tailored plain blazer and pleated slacks, looking,
as always, as if she’d stepped out of a magazine page.
Greg wore a beige turtleneck with a faux leather
bomb er jacket and khakis and an easy sm ile. “Hi, hi, hi all,” he
sang as he strolled in behind Lori. E very time Stephanie looked
at Greg, what she saw was a composite of all the various
teachers Lori had dallied with over the years, only in a younger
version. With h is wiry, curly brown hair, a stylish pair of wire,
aviator rim glasses a quick smile further sold his cheery young
professional look.
M ichael averted his attention from the game long
enough to glance over and say “Hey, Mr. Greg.” To Lori, he
said “Hey Lead foot.” Michael had given her the name after he
had seen her smoke the tires off her new Toyota MR 2. Later,
she explained that her older b rother Tom had show n her h ow.
The tires had lain two six foot long parallel black lines in the
street. Stephanie hadn’t realized that she’d been distracted by
the crowd, the football images, and the noise of blended
conversation. In order to get her attention Kevin had to tug on
her sleeve. “Can I play the video gam es now?”
She quickly half-hugged him and said “Sure hon.”
As soon as Kevin left, Lori crowded in closer to her.
“So what did you want to tell me?” she asked. Lori had the
kind of expec tant g leam in her eye that looked as if she thought
Stephanie might tell her that Kevin was about to get a new
sibling.
Before Stephanie could respond, a chorus of male
cheers and whoo ps explo ded in the room. Stephanie looked up
in time to see the replay o f a tiger-striped helmeted player
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wanted to play videos, and that’s kind of funny because this is
about a video game.” She had to shout into Lori’s ear, causing
Lori to wince.
“Ow! Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s talk at the bar. It’s
too noisy in here, in the dawg pound.” They excused
themselves from their husbands and carried their drinks off to
the mellower bar. Once they sat on two bar stools, flanked by
older men languidly nursing beers, Lori resumed things. “So
it’s about a video gam e? How?”
Stephanie swallowed, taking a long, deep breath. She
touched the back of Lori’s hand. “Listen,” she b egan, “you’re
going to have to prom ise to keep this just between you and
me.”
Lori’s face was blank. She had edged fo rward slightly
in her seat. “Ok ay,” she said, “Sure.”
“No, really, I mean it. We have to keep it to
ourselves.”
Lori recoiled a bit. Stephanie guessed it must have
been a change in her posture or tone of vo ice that caused it.
“Sheesh! You’re really being intense abo ut this.” Out of h abit,
she glanced around herself and over her shoulder. “Okay, girl
scout’s honor. This is going to stay between us and our
guardian angels.”
The casual remark took Stephanie aback. “Funny you
should say that.”
Lori suddenly grabb ed her by b oth of her narrow
wrists. “Well tell me already! I’m dying to know!”
Stephanie started: “Well, Kevin has this video game
where, as the character, you’re stuck in a haunted house…” She
told her about being transported into the world of the video
game, where she could hear the floorboards creak and the
sounds of bats chittering up in the rafters. Lori’s eyes widened
when Stephanie described the dank chill of the great room.
Then there was the sense of dread as one creature took her on,
then another. By the time she had finished mentioning how
she could feel the breeze of the grim reaper’s cloak as he flew
past, she looked closely at Lori. Her mouth had dropped open
slightly and her cheekbo nes had lost som e of their color.
Stephanie wanted her friend to be the next one to
speak, even if it took until th e next m orning. Finally, Lori
raised a finger in slow motion, as if she was making a po int.
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“Well, yeah. That’s how I came out of the trance.
Kevin came home from school. He looked at me like I was
losing it or something. When he played it…the game was a flat
screen two-dimensional thing like Ms. Pac Man. Except it was a
medieval character fighting specters.”
“So it happened just that one time?”
Stephanie nodded. “I’ve been too afraid to play it ever
since.”
Lori paused for a long while before continuing.
“Imagine that.”

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Chapter Three

O n Mond ays, Stephanie helped open the restaurant


and had to be there at 5:30AM. Though she had to wake up at
4:30, she liked the quie t and solitude of the early morning
hour. Mo nday m ornings were more of a tim e for reflection
than one of planning. She thought about her conversation
with Lori.
While warm show er water sluiced off her shoulders,
the image of Lori’s serious expression flashed into her mind.
“You had a dream yet you were wide awake. I studied this in
psych. The subconscious mind cannot distinguish between a
vivid dream and real life.”
Stephanie had thought it was the beginning of a
serious neurological problem. When she’d told Lori, she’d been
surprised to see her friend shake her head, saying “No. If you
had other symptoms, like a migraine or numbness, I’d say yes.
This is a vision. It should m ake you feel special.”
“It makes m e feel scared.”
“Tell you what you do,” she said. “The next time it
happens, just call me on the cell.”
“Wh at if it’s at two in the morning?”
“Call anyway. It’s always on.”
Stephanie decided that she would call Lori as she
suggested, but she would also call a doctor if it happened again.
When she finish ed with her shower, she fixed her hair
and did her five minute conservative makeup before dressing in
her uniform: navy blue slacks and a baby blue blouse with a
delicate little blue bow tie. Between five and five-thirty most of
the roads around her house were deserted. Even traffic on the
interstate had slow ed to a trickle during that hou r. The
norm ally raucous radio station she listened to featured a
sm ooth talking, mellow older gentleman as a deejay. She
thought he seemed more suited to National Public Radio but
she liked the m usic he played because it often fit in with her
reflexive moods. That particular morning she w as treated to
“Breathe,” a song by Pink Floy d. When she got out of her car,
she felt alert and rested. Her breath made little puffs of steam
in the invigorating m orning chill.
When she walked in through the restaurant rear door,
how ever, she was hit by instant chicanery. The “aunties,” three
women in their fifties who worked mornings for pin money,
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Mark, one of the other managers, also approached her, saying
“Ingrid called out. She says she has the flu. You’re doing th e
report.”
Stephanie sighed, shaking her head.
Mark shrugged, looking down at her out of warm eyes,
as he said “I know.”
“That woman has an immune system like a house of
cards,” Stephanie said. Ingrid had taken ill for a few days
during the mid sum m er and again around Halloween. “I
know this is none of m y business, but is she diabetic?”
“No ,” Mark said, “just a heavy smoker.” He cupped
his chin with his hand and scratched the skin just below his lip,
which was something he did whenever he paused to think. “I’ll
tell you what,” he went on, “I’ll do the 320 if you’ll take front
line for the morning rush.”
Normally Ingrid would have done all the day shift
financial reports and handle “incoming business” which meant
answering pho ne calls from vendors or o ther stor es . M ark
would supervise the store as a front line manager and track sales
and deposits. Stephanie would usually train new employees and
handle personnel files. With Ingrid absent, it meant she would
have to oversee the front end and watch the new employees.
Mark would pull the reports and supervise the drive-thru.
Another new manager in trainin g, Jillian, was still learning all
the work stations.
O h well. She remembered what her mother used to
say during difficult times: “G od never gives you more than you
can handle.” She knew she would continue to be tested. When
she had to front-line manage she lik ed to flit from one station
to the other, overseeing without being overly obvious.
Millie, one of the aunties, greeted her with a smile that
caused her eyes to disappear into slits. “H ey Stevie,” she said
loudly, with traces of an Italian Bronx accent, “you’re going to
come play with us. Is that right?”
“You’ve got m e till the end of rush, anyway,”
Stephanie said.
Dottie, a heavyset blond wom an with big sky blue eyes
added “We’ll try not to drive you too crazy.” Their un iforms
were the sam e navy slacks but with gingham bab y blue shirts
and navy visors. Stephanie thought the gingham fabric in the
shirts was more attractive than the solid fabric in her blouse.
Stephanie glanced toward the egg tray and said “Y ou’re
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“Oh yeah,” Dottie replied, waving a hand dismissively.
“That was just all three of us PO SING at the sam e time.”
Stephanie tried to put on a face of mock, am used
surprise. She walked quickly to the fro nt counter and registers
where Cecilia, a wom an near forty with deep red hair tightly
wound into a French twist and Troy, a nineteen year old gangly
guy with a baseball sized Adam ’s apple tended to the first
custom ers that walked in. “How are you doing?” she asked
him. “W hen does basic training start?”
Troy shrugged, m umbling som ething about January.
Cecilia seem ed to perk up when hearing this and Stephanie
instantly remembered that as a trainer she was privy to details
of her employee’s lives that they may not want broadcast.
“You’re going into the service?” Cecilia asked, dragging out the
final word of the sentence as if she were describing a vile
disease.
Troy fidgeted nervously and said “U h, yeah.”
Felicia said “Well, that Desert Swarm thing is going
on. Aren’t you worried they’re go nna dump you in the M iddle
East?”
“If they want to send me there, then I suppose I’ll have
to go,” he said quietly.
A balding man with a paunch, who had been
approaching the counter, shook his head. “Let’s hope that it
doesn’t turn into another Viet Nam,” he said. Other peo ple
wandered in behind the V iet Nam com menter and Stephanie
moved back. She wanted to get a better vantage point for both
the kitchen and the front counters.
Slowly they started trickling in through the door: the
regular crowd of bu sinessmen, teachers, and students. The
silver-haired guy with the flashing eyes behind aviator frames,
who, when Steph anie and Cecilia were working the counter had
once said “This is the prettiest fast food restaurant I have ever
seen.”
After him ca me the school bus driver with her hair up
and her hooded sweatsh irt and windbreaker over the top of it.
Not long afterward, she lost track of individual faces. With a
half-hour still to go before sunrise, Stephanie noted the
headlights slicing beams across the parking lot. Depending on
her m oo d it either looked like spotlights at the academy awards
or space scooters seeking the mother ship.
Sudd enly Millie shouted out “I need my m eat! I have
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plain as day from the front counter and it made her wince. She
wondered what the customers thought. A quick glance out
there revealed the smirking face of a man in a gray suit and
trench coat. She moved quickly back there, in a few loping
steps. Millie was alone on the grill and had indeed run out of
patties. Three stacks of bun trays had piled up. Victor, a part
time employee, had disappeared into the walk-in freezer.
With Stephanie, it was a constant struggle to manage
with a firm, but respectful hand. “Millie,” she said, “Victor
heard you. Now where are Dottie and Jillian?” She had to rais e
her voice slightly to be heard over the din coming in from the
dining roo m and the pinging and whirring machines in the
kitchen.
“Dot’s in the bath room,” Millie said , through ragged
bursts of breath. “Jillian said something about going in the
back for a cigarette. She strode for the back door near the
break room and heaved herself at it. Once the doo r flung open
she turned left and saw Jillian casually smoking.
In a firm, direct voice Stephanie said “We need you
back in here, Jill!”
Jill was bare ly twenty years old (Stephanie had checked
her personnel file) but came heavily recommended by two
previous employers. Stephanie made herself a mental note to
sit the new h ire down a little later and explain that it was a tad
inappropriate to satisfy a nicotine craving during a busy rush.
Maybe Ingrid tolerated them and that was the real problem.
She stayed behind to watch Jillian put out the cigarette on the
wall and then shuffle sullenly back in.
Then Dottie, back from the restroom b reak, shouted
from the front of the kitchen. “Hey Steff! There’s someone
out front looking for you!” She paced back toward the counter,
feeling like a yo-yo. Before she even rounded the doorway, she
saw Lori’s bright blond hair topped off with a scarlet tam
o’shanter and matching plaid cape. Even as she walked toward
the side counter, she thought the outfit would look ridiculous
on anyone but her sartorially adventurous friend.
When Stephanie reached the counter, Lori said
“Hopping place you have here. How do I buy stock?” She then
revealed a newspaper that she had b een holding behind her,
swishing it in front of herself, letting it fall on the counter like
the winning hand in a poker game. It was the local section of
the Enquirer. Stephanie scanned the text quickly and found a
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building with the angelic stain on the window. Stunned,
Stephanie said “N o! Already?”
Lori smirked. “They printed a picture but it was not
one of the ones we took yesterday. Someone beat me to it.
Should I sue?”
“No. Greg’s too much of a republican. He’d never
take the case.”
“Who said I would use Greg? Anyway, you ought to
get yourself a copy. The article’s really interesting. They talk
about it like it’ s Lourdes or the Miracle of Fatima or
som ething.”
“That was a holy healing spring that bubbled up out
of nowhere. This is m ore burning b ush-ish .”
“Whatever.” Lori took her paper. “G otta run.”
Stephanie remembered again that Lori was the busiest
person she’d ever seen who was not technically employed.
Classes. Fundraisers. Volunteer work at the Children’s Science
Center. And on, and on, and on.
Since she was already up front and since the line had
snaked through the maze and was twelve people deep, Stephanie
opened the second register. With a whirr and a click, she was
ready for business. “I can help the next person in line,” she
said, motioning to a Hindi wom an wh o was anxiously
furrowing her brow, as though she were pondering a difficult
math problem. Beyond the wom an’s sh oulder Steph anie could
see into the parking lot beyond the front doors. She noticed
the reddishness on the horizon and the outlines of the cars
illuminated by the dawning day.
A couple of customers later, Stephanie waited on a tall
man who wore wire-rimmed, round glasses. A droopy mustache
gave him an angry expression. He glanced at the m enu board
and then at Stephanie. “Excuse me, m iss…uh…” he started,
apparently searching Stephanie’s shirt front for a name tag.
“Stephanie. M ay I ask a few questions?”
“Sure.”
“Your mini hash browns, are they fried in vegetable oil
or lard?”
“Vegetable oil.”
The gentleman rocked back and forth between the
balls of his feet and his heels. He closed his eyes briefly while
considering Stephanie’s answer. “Now, say I was to order one
of your sausage and egg croissants,” he began. “I assume you
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“Yes sir,” she responded, concentrating on giving her
calm est, mo st tranquil poker-faced expression. Sometimes she
had a habit of getting annoyed too quickly when answering a
round of what she thought were trivial customer questions.
“I assume you rotate your stock to use what you
already have before opening anything new?”
“Yes, that’s correct.” She tried to loo k at him closely
without staring, wondering if she’d ever seen his face on the
house organ. Was he a high-ranking executive perform ing a
quality control?
“Wh at’s the latest date that you allow?”
Stephanie had anticipated the question and fired back
her reply a millisecond before the man had finished speaking.
“Fiv e days, sir.” She bit back an impulse to also say “No w, do
we get a gold star?” O ut of her peripheral vision she noticed
that a couple of people had wandered out of h er line and onto
Cecilia’s line. The couple of holdout peo ple who rem ained in
her line had started crossing their arms across their chests and
tapping their toes.
“Just one m ore thing,” he went on, “do you carry
Colomb ian coffee?”
Stephanie shrugged. “It’s Maxwell H ouse.”
He nodded knowingly. “I see.” While he stroked his
chin and pondered his choices, Stephanie bit back another urge
to ask if he was ready to order. If he was a mystery shopper as
she thought, he would probab ly downgrade her for that. “I will
have a sausage croissant platter with your expertly rotated
sausage, your mini hash browns fried in vegetable oil, and fo r a
drink, your fine, but regrettably non-C olom bian co ffee.”
Since several of the croissants lay in the ready, along
with the hash browns, Stephanie quickly filled the order. The
intense customer swirled around military style and surveyed the
dining room for a choice seat, Stephanie supposed. The next
customer in line, a wiry guy wit a buzz cut and a down jacket
and looked as if he m ight b e part of a road crew, stepped up.
He watched the tall, bespectacled inquisitive man find a table
and sit down. When the new custom er turned his attention to
Stephanie, he said “What was that? Som e kind of an asshole?”
“Just a guy with a lot of questions,” she said.
The next few custom ers after that went sm oothly.
People of various stripes, sizes, and colors m ostly made their
choices by calling out the platter numbers. Dottie, Millie,
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down their slots while Troy and C ecilia bagged orders and
swung trays around to customers. Mark worked the drive thru
on the other side with help from Danny, a tall Ichabod-Cranish
looking guy in his late twenties. To Stephanie it all looked
choreographed, even graceful, like a ballet.
After awhile she glanced at the clock by the side door.
It was eight forty-five. The business people, teachers, and
students had all passed through. Cecilia and Tro y handled the
remaining trickle with ease. With a sigh, Stephanie decided to
shut down her register and see if the kitchen crew needed help
befo re stopping by the office to check files. She called out to
Mark “I’ll be in the back if you need me.”
Mom ents later, Stephanie entered the office and
checked a couple of forms and the telephone rang. She knew
that as second-in-command, it was her unspoken duty to answer
the phones. When she picked it up, she used her most
professional tone in saying “This is Stephanie, how may I help
you?”
“This is Hugh H efner, Stephanie,” said the voice
coming from the other end of the line. “ We’re going to be in
town this week doing a shoot. W e’re going to call it ‘The Girls
of Fast Food.’ Would you be available?”
The remark caught her off guard for a m om ent. Afte r
that, she heard gales of cackling laughter and sh e immediately
recognized Tim, the district manager. She decided to keep the
joke going. “Um, I don’t think my husband would like that
very much, sir. He doesn’t let me out of the house except to go
to work.”
Tony laughed again. “Hey, Sunshine, how’s your week
starting out so far?”
“Not bad. Hey, do you kno w if they’re sending out
mystery shopper people?”
Tony paused from the other end of the line. “What?
Hell, I don’t know. For all I know, they’re filming a
com mercial at your store right now w ith hidden cam eras.”
“Oh, then, go od, I think I’ll go put m ore m akeup on.”
She paused. “So, to what do I owe the pleasure?”
“I’ve got just one newbie for you tom orrow. If you’re
ready to write the nam e?”
“Sure.”
“Estes Kleindienst.”
She had to wait a moment to let the name sink in
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the last name very slowly so she could get it down. “My god,”
she rem arked. “W hat is he, Norweigan or som ething?”
“I don’t know. I think he lives in one of the boarding
houses near the old annex to the steel mill. He’ll be in at ten
tomorrow. Kind of a big guy with glasses. Real serious.
Sho uld be a good addition to your m orning zoo over there.”
“Yeah. Just a lion tamer. That’s me!”
“Okay! Talk at ya later.”
O nce she finished, M ark bounded into the office.
“Better start on the 320 if I have any prayer o f finishing on
tim e,” he said. “Are you going to be using the printer anytim e
soon?”
“No, you’re fine. I think I better check on my little
duckies out there.” She excused herself and headed out to the
kitchen. Victor was mopping the spilled flour and bread
crumbs from the floor while Dottie was wiping down
countertops. With the slow ing pace of breakfast traffic, Millie
only had to turn a couple of rows of patties and two egg trays.
The hash browns in the fryer buzzed and Victor lifted the
basket when he m oved by there, sweeping along. An angry
male shout suddenly boomed in from the dining room. It
made Stephanie remember that, being second in command, she
was expected to field customer com plaints. Before anyone even
beckoned her from the back, Stephanie started heading that
direction. Troy suddenly popped in from around the doorway,
eyes as wide as saucers. “Stephanie, could you come up front,
please?” He looked down at her, teetering awkwardly.
She took a deep breath before rounding the co rner.
When she entered the dining ro om , she saw Cecilia standing
tall, hands on her hips, talking to a very agitated looking blond
man about twenty five years old. His hair was tousled and his
t-shirt and jacket askew, as if he’d just awakened. Stephanie felt
it would b e best to simply jum p in. She tapped Cecilia gently
on the shoulder, and he r e m ployee stepped aside, still glaring at
the com plainer.
“Hi, I’m Stephanie, one of the managers here,” she
said. “How can I help you?”
The man-boy worked his jaw actively before steeling
him self to speak. He growled “Are you a manager in training,
an assistant, or a real manager?”
“Co -manager.”
“I want the highest manager in charge. The h ighest-
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“You’re talking to her,” she said. It was a white lie:
technically Mark was the highest ranking guy” on premises at
the mom ent. She lo oked down at the counter in front of him
and saw a b ag full of wrapped items and an unwrapped
croissant lying open-faced atop another item.
“Are you sure?” the blond, disgruntled guy said.
“You’re not dealing w ith a dum b hick here, you know.”
Stephanie felt her jaw tighten. She forced herself to
breathe deeply. “W ell, I no tice you’ve purchased som e food. Is
there som e way I can help you with your order?” She was
guessing that som ething w as either omitted or the wrong item
had been packed. Instead, the customer beckoned her to move
closer by raising a finger. “I wa nt to show you something,” he
said, pointing at the sausage patty sitting atop the opened
croissant half. She leaned over to examine the patty.
After a few moments he said “Well? Do you see it or
not?”
Stephanie forced herself to avoid shrugging or miming
confusion with her expression and posture. She noticed that
the patty was uniformly gray-tan, devoid of many broiled areas.
“Was it not done enough to your liking? We can cook you
another one.”
Appearing exasperated, the man plotzed, his eyes
widening even further as his shoulders bounced and he tapped
his foot, thrusting his hands down. “Not done enough for
you? Not done enough for you?” he sneered, gesturing toward
the patty. “Don’t tell me you can’t see it! That wet area, that
slight bubbling…ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES HAS SPIT ON
THIS PATTY!”
Stephanie felt her cheekbones heat up as she cringed
inside. She glanced beside her to see if other customers had
heard: a couple of th em had glanced over briefly but seemed
busy ordering and obtaining their food.
The belligerent customer said “Well? What are you
going to do about it?”
Stephanie only knew of one thing. “Do you have the
receipt from the purchase?”
He said “Yes, let me look,” and poked aro und in his
jeans pocket. When he found the receipt, Stephanie scanned it
for the total listed at the bottom. She then opened her register
and extracted that exact amount from the till, handing it over
to the unhappy diner. He straightened, accepting the money
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and might cru m ble in his hands. “Well, that’s awfully
congenial of you,” he said, with a slight sneer. “But the bigger
problem here is that you have employees spitting into the
food .”
“Thank you for telling me,” she said quietly.
“I have lots of listeners,” the blond m an went on. “If
it happens again, I’m sure wo uld mak e for som e very
interesting air play.” He gathered the rest of his bags and
prepared to leave. Stephanie could sense Cecilia fidgeting
beside her and she thought she heard a gasp, also.
The formerly angry customer seemed m ore relaxed as
he exited through the front door. As soon as he cleared
earshot, Cecilia said “I wouldn’t have given that asshole a
dam ned penny.”
Stephanie laughed. “W ell it’s the only way we would
have gotten rid of him. You know that, don’t you?”
“I think it’s a scam he pulls when he doesn’t have
enough m oney. No one spit on his sausage patty.”
Stephanie shrugged. “He said something about
listeners. What was that all about?”
Cecilia’s sparkling eyes opened wider. “On the radio
he goes by Dave Diamond, but I’ve heard his real nam e is
Patrick. He’s a deejay at WRXC. You know ‘Rex 105’? He
does mid days. If you ask m e the evening drive guy is better.
Rick o’ Shea.”
“Ricochet? You mean he bounces off the walls or
som ething? No I don’t listen to that. I’m a heavy m etal girl.”
Troy said “You might want to listen to him today to
see if he talks about someone spitting on his sausage patty.”
“I think I’ll pass.”
Not long after Patrick, the disgruntled deejay left, the
lunch menu switched on, and a whole new type of crowd
entered: high scho ol boys and girls on senior half day wandered
in around eleven. Mark said “You can do the rest of what you
need to do. W e’ve got it covered out here.”
The rest of Stephanie’s day was a blur of m anaging
personnel files and talking to vendors. Late in the lunch rush
she helped out at the counter, assisting only no rmal, non-
inquisitive and non-confrontational customers. Her day ended
at three p.m., which meant that she m issed the rush hour traffic
jams that plagued her friends in jobs with traditional hours. By
the time she headed out to the car, the sun loomed low in the
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overhead. Strange weather, she thought as the breeze helped
put the car door sh ut behind her.
Along her way home the leaves danced across the
roads, swirling around in front of and behind her car. Most of
the trees had become barren, gray, reminding Stephanie that the
part of November between Halloween and Thanksgiving could
be quite depressing. However, the types if clouds overhead that
day reminded her of the type that arrived in April—and
sometimes b rought tornadoes.
When she arrived home, she found Kevin in the
family room watchin g television and eating a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich. Stephanie had worked strictly days for the past
couple of years and while she could only occasionally arrive
home before her son. She feared leaving the key under the
welcom e mat but , they both made a game of where to hide the
key next. At various times they placed it under the lawn
gnome, near the first post on the m ini wrought-iron gate, or at
the bottom of one of the basement window wells. During
weeks where she decided on the key placement, she would write
the location of it on a sm all chalkboard near the kitchen
phone. Kevin would leave handw ritten notes.
Sho rtly after coming in through the front door,
Stephanie changed into her sweat suit. She heard Kevin’s feet
pitter-patter up the stairs. He burst into her bedroom
doorway, catching himself by the doorframe to keep from
crumpling to a heap on the carpet. “I forgot to tell you,” he
said between bursts of bre ath. “They said there might be
tornadoes.”
“Tornadoes? No way,” she said. “Who told you that?”
“Mr. Straker, the science teacher. He has a bunch of
weather predicting stuff at his house.”
“Tornadoes are a spring thing, though.”
“Uh-uh,” he said, shak ing his head vigorously to
punctuate himself. “Mr. Straker said they could happen
anytim e.”
Stephanie glanced up toward the ceiling to think it
over fo r a minute and replied. “Put the weather channel on.”
Kevin grimaced. “Aw, mom ! That’s boring!”
“All right, all right. Just keep it on whatever channel
you’re watching. If som ethin g big is going to happen they’ll
break in with a special report or som ething.” Kevin
disappeared from the doo rway and sounded as if he only hit
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“I hope we have a tornado! That’d be so cool,” Kevin
said when Stephanie walked into the family room. “It could lift
up this whole house and carry it off to so me weird place.”
“Like in the Wizard of Oz?”
“Yeah! Except no munchkins. They’re creepy.”
For the next little while Stephanie bounded back and
forth from the family room to the kitchen, where she was
surveying the refrigerator and cabinets, trying to decide what to
fix for that night’s dinner. After a bunch of comm ercials,
Oprah came on, interviewing people who’d survived brushes
with death including free falling with a faulty parachute and
getting sucked into a jet engine. A crawler with text ran on the
bottom of the screen and Stephanie stopped to read it. They’d
made it simple—“Tornado Watch”—listing of the counties
affected, including theirs.
“You see!” Kevin said triumphantly, bobbing up and
down on the couch. “I told you!”
“Sheesh,” Stephanie said, shaking her h ead. “I hope it
stays aw ay from here.”
“I don’t! It could take the school! Blow it into a
million smithereens!”
“And force me to spend a fortune on a sitter.”
Kevin snapped his neck when he turned to look at her.
“Wh at?” His words cam e ou t with a touch of anger, as if she’d
offended him.
“Nothing, Kev. Trust me. When yo u grow up you’ll
have a completely different a ttitude about these types of
things.” Meanwhile, on Oprah, a woman who’d been car
jacked was raped, beaten and dumped into her own trunk yet
lived to tell the tale. The television screen changed to a generic
“Action News Special R eport.” Immediately after that a
newsman in his thirties with sculpted hair and a forehead crease
appeared.
“Good evening,” the newscaster began, in a co rdial
tone. “Mike Fox from Action 12 Weather. According to the
National Weather Bureau in C olum bus, a line of storm cells are
approaching the tri-state area.” The screen action cut to a radar
picture. To Stephanie the radar map always looked like a
m onochrom atic jig saw puzzle. She saw think glo bs of storm
activity clustering and approaching their area of the puzzle.
The com mentary fro m the new scaster ran to garbling as
Stephanie marveled at how the storm seemed dead set on them,
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the rest of the weatherman’s words: “Now, again, this is just a
watch.” Once the regular programming had resumed, the man
who had been sucked into a jet engine described his ordeal.
Stepha nie then heard the “click” coming from the phone in the
kitchen, and instinctively, she ran toward the extension in the
den. She picked up the receiver a split second after the first
ring sounded.
Lori’s voice came on from the other end of the line
without an intro or rejoinder. “Can you believe this?”
“Are you out driving in it?” The line sounded fairly
clear.
“Well, yeah, but I’m almost hom e. You know what
I’m thinking, right?”
“No .”
She paused for a mom ent, appare ntly surprised. “How
come you’re so quiet?”
“Work was a bitch and a half today. Sometimes I
really envy yo u.”
“Anyway, this is connected with that angel on the
building glass.”
“Wh at?”
“Think about it. An angel puts up a picture on the
side of a building. Tornado clouds show up, aiming at things
in the sam e general area. It’s the devil loo king for equal tim e.”
If it was any o ther person, and if it were not for the
strange video game incident, Stephanie would have just asked
“Are you high?”
Then Lori started to laugh.
Stephanie shook her h ead. She had her going this
time, just like all the other times. “You’re really weird, you
know that?” W hile they were speaking about what kind of days
they’d had, Oprah’s show ended and the five o’clock news
began. She kept one eye on the television but the newsc aste r
only rehashed what was said fifteen m inutes earlier. A couple
of lesser news stories followed: one about a high school
considering a dress code and a farm that raised pit bulls,
claiming that they were the most “affectionate, loving dogs
anywhere.” Suddenly the image of the angel on the side of the
glass office building blazed onto the screen. “O h m y god.”
“Wh at? What do you m ean?”
“Our angel is on the news now.”
“It is? Damn, they gotta make a TV you can watch in
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Stephanie was going to say something along the lines
of “If they could figure out a way to put a shower in there, you
would never have a reason to go hom e,” but she kept that
thought to herself.
The line fro m Lori’s end began to crackle, which
happened whenever she “moved out of pocket” which made
Stephanie think of a giant pack pocket of a pair of blue jeans
containing her car. “So wh at are they saying?”
“I’m trying to follow along.” A news reporter
interviewed a solemn, washed-out looking woman with glasses
and auburn hair. Reverently, she said “Other appearances and
visions such as this have generated lots of hope.” A cutaway to
ano ther scene outside the building put the same reporter
together with a smirking, curly-haired and mustachioed man in
his forties. Text at the bottom of the screen identified him as
the building manager. “It’s sort o f amusing to me,” he said.
“Building glass gets oxidized in a weird pattern and people are
ready to proclaim the second coming or something.” He
gestured with his hands grandly and bo om ed his voice to
punctuate the point. Stephanie gave Lori a summ arized
account of what the guy said.
“They should have used my picture in the newspaper,”
Lori said. “Ooh. Gotta go. Getting ready to pull in the
driveway. Greg’s already h ere.”
“And that’s a bad thing?”
“He gets mad if he sees me driving and talking on the
phone. Say s it’s an accident waiting to happen.”
“Ok. Bye.” The line disconnected. Outside, the sun
had co m pletely sunken beneath the horizon. Stephanie and
Kevin remained peacefully watching the newscast for a few
mom ents longer and then she heard Michael’s truck swerve
onto the driveway and the tires screech lightly as it stopped
short just in front of the garage door.
“Dad’s already hom e?” The truck door outside
slamm ed loudly.
Seconds later the front door flew open and M ichael’s
voice boom ed “Honey ? Kevin? Where you at?” Once
Stephanie saw him round the corner she stifled a laugh, the way
she always did. Whenever her husband did drywall, he
inevitably got “pow dered down” by the dust in the air from all
the sawing and sanding. She called it his “food fight in a
bakery” look. Michael dipped his chin and narrowed his eyes
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one of his serious speeches. He said “W hat are y’all sitting here
for?”
She chuckled. “It’s the end of a long day. Just
relaxing.”
“We gotta get in the basement. Com e on.” He was
gesturing with his hand fo r them to rise off the couch .”
“But, they just said it’s a watch , Michael. Wouldn’t
those sirens go o ff if a tornado was com ing?”
He squinted while looking at her incredulously, as
she’d just told him that the world was flat. “There’s a tornado
coming. I swear. What do you think I’m hom e so dang early
for? So that truck can twirl around like a little Hot Wheels
car?” He started to take off his jacket and sweatshirt as he
backed out of the room, turning toward the stairs.
Stephanie turned to Michael and said “We’ll bring
some chips and dip down there.” Since they had m oved in
three years earlier, Mich ael had only been able to furnish one
corner of the basem ent. He had put the drywall in and
carpete d it with remnants that had been stitched together. She
referred to it as the “basement den” and it seemed like a time
capsule of all their married life together so far. The couch was
garish colonial with wo oden handles at the edges and it came
from their first apartment together. It featured pictures of
George Washington and his troops against a scarlet
background. Michael’s first lazy boy type chair, with its
cracked leather and creaking springs had found a new hom e in
the corner. The entertainment center was simple varnished oak
ab utted against the wall. It held an old thirteen inch TV that
came from Stephanie’s bachelorette pad she held briefly along
with Michael’s old all-in-one stereo system with a working eight
track player.
Viewin g Michael’s old baseball trophies stacked on
shelves further gave Stephanie the feeling that she’d traveled
back in time. Kevin walked over to the TV to turn it on, but
his mother noticed the time on the Budweiser clock. “Let’s
turn on the radio for awhile instead, honey.” K evin sim ply
shrugged and slumped down onto the couch. Stephanie hunted
around for the power switch on the antiquated stereo. She had
to punch another button to get FM stereo and turned to her
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He crinkled his nose the way he always did when he
was deep in thought befo re responding “How should I know?
They don’t play music I like.”
Michael overheard them and barked out “It’s REX 105
darling.”
She reached for the tuning knob to bring the station
in and get rid of the static crackling through the speakers.
Michael bounded down the stairs toward them .
She briefly told him about her encounter with the
deejay early that morning. Michael shook his head, his mouth
forming a tight, straight line. “Did you tell him he was crazy?
Who would spit on a patty? That’s stupid.”
While the radio station was on a quiet break,
Stephanie could hear footsteps, bumps and clunks that sounded
like rocks falling in a box. “No, I just reached into the register
and gave him b ack all the mo ney h e paid for his breakfast.”
“You did? H e didn’t deserve that.”
“It’s what he wanted.”
“He probab ly pulls off that scam in every restaurant in
town.”
Kevin paused to think that over for a moment and
said “Hey, I know! The next time we eat out someplace fancy,
I’ll say that som ebody spit in my food. Then we’ll get to eat for
free!”
Stephanie tried to frown at him but then she turned
her attention instead to the radio . The speakers filled the room
with the m ellow, m odu lating tones of Rick O’ Shea: “You’re
with Rex 105 and we have a we ather bulletin. Strange, but true,
there are tornadoes in our midst. Toto, I think we mus t be
back in Kansas…is that how it goes?”
Michael shook his head as he raised himself up off his
haunches. “Sounds like a fag. Radio guys are all fags. I’m
going upstairs to get a cooler. What do yo u want m e to put in
it?”
“Seven up,” Kevin said.
“I don’t care,” Stephanie said. “Surprise me.” She was
a little miffed that Michael would talk that way around Kevin.
When he returned with a cooler stocked with beer and soda, she
asked “So how do you know Rick O’Shea’s?”
“I just know. The other one’s probably a fag, too.
Dave Dodohead or whatever his name is.”
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“All I know is this. The guys make me play Rex on
the ghetto blaster and in between the dude comes on and says
stupid shit. You saw him today, right? I’ll bet his som e
pim ply-faced scrawny milque toast with hair on his palms. Am
I right?”
“No ,” she said. “He’s a blond guy about twenty five
or twenty six. A little on the doughy side.”
“W ith a pimply face and hair on his palms,” Michael
said , as he popped open a beer and let himself drop down into
his old Lazy boy recliner. “He probably jacked off onto the
patty to m ake it look like so meone spit on it.”
Stephanie felt the hair rise along the back of her neck.
“Michael!”
Too late. K evin said “What’s ‘jacked off?’ You mean
he hocked a loogie on it?”
Stephanie quickly said “Yes, yes, that’s what he did.”
“Who cares! Just put the damn news on,” Michael
said, gesturing to the TV.
When she watched him moan and groan over the
network news coming on, she wondered if her husband had
spoken with too m any irate hom eow ners that day. O utside the
window she could hear the wind starting to pick up. Or maybe
she was imagining it, with all the hype. Michael had lifted
him self out of the easy chair and was forcefully flippin g
through all the channels. Solemn faces of newscasters flashed
by, along with someone spinning a big wheel or making guesses
based on information from a big board. “I can’t believe
nob ody is talking ab out this.”
Stephanie noticed that a couple of stations carried
crawler updates along the bottom of the screen. “It’s only a
watch, honey.”
Michael stopped channel surfing on a station
featuring a cartoon with a blue hound dog. He turned to her
and said “Did you see those clouds out there? Real high and
real dark. You know wh at was the kicker, though? The sky got
yellow and it got really, really still. That’s how it was just
befo re those tornadoes hit Xenia.”
She rem em bered hearing that Michael had lived
through that, while he was in high school during the mid-
seventies. “Cars flew around like they were m ade of paper,”
he’d said. “W hole houses ripped off their foundations.”
Stephanie had been living along the river back then, as a middle
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“Dad, how do you know when a tornado is coming?”
Kevin asked.
Michael paused, clearing his throat. Still on his
haunches, he faced his son and with a hand flourish, began his
description. “It’ll start out windy, just like it is now. Hear
that? After that I will get really quiet. Like you’d swear th e
storm was over. Then it sounds like the train is com ing.”
“The train?” Kevin asked.
“At first it sounds like the train is a mile away, chug-
chugging into the station. Then it gets a little louder. And
then a little more louder. Pretty soon it sounds like the train’s
going a hundred miles an hour through your back yard. And
then it hits yo ur ho use BO OM!” M ichael clapped his hands
together, causing Kevin to jum p. Stephanie reached across the
couch, to give her son a reassuring pat on the back.
“Do you really think one’s going to hit around here?”
she said. As if on cue, the lamp light and the television started
to flicker. They went completely out for a few seconds
plunging the room into darkness. “O h m y god.”
A few moments later, the ligh ts and the television
returned. They all stayed still. Michael gazed faraway and his
ears pricked up. He whispered “Hear how quiet everything is
now?”
Kevin nodded. To Stephanie he appeared pale and
uneasy, with shallow breathing. Her stomach had frosted over
as she experienced the stillness and silence outside the window.
In the distance, she thought, she could hear laughter: spiteful,
mischievo us laughter.
Then the sound of a faraway train…

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Chapter Four

Later that night, Stephanie decided do a review: “I play


a harmless video game that sends me into a bizarre altered state
where I’m fighting specters, I see a vision of an angel on the
side of a building, and then a tornado scoots over our
neighborhood.
What does it all mean?
The tornado had just roared overh ead, missing their
house and, as far as she could tell, their neighborhood. Once
the roaring wind had dissipated, quiet stillness set in. Kevin,
who had drunk three sodas said “Can’t we go upstairs again,
dad? It’s boring down here.”
Michael frowned, his mustache corners angling
downward, causing him to look slightly demonic. “No. We
need to wait it out awhile. Tornadoes come in twos and
threes.”
“But it’s quiet outside!”
“Yes, and what did I tell you before? It gets real quiet
and still, and then BAM ! The train hits again.”
Kevin slumped into the sofa, folding his arms across
his chest. “Your dad just doesn’t want you to get hurt, that’s
all,” Stephanie said. Michael winked at her and Kevin smiled
wryly. Soon, according to the crawler at the bottom of the
television screen, the tornado watch had been lifted. After
Michael had insisted they still stay and watch a snowy sitcom,
Stephanie said “Let’s go now, M ichael. They lifted that warning
a long time ago.”
Without another word Michael hoisted the cooler off
the floor and brought it up th e stairs setting it on the floor in
the family room. He would be right on time for Monday night
footb all. He allowed himself to relax, changing into slippers,
old sweat pants, a long john shirt with a lumb erjack shirt over
it.
The game itself hardly ever mattered, as Stephanie
found out early on. That night it would be the Dallas Cowboys
and the Philadelphia Eagles. Kevin was allowed to stay up o nly
till half time. Most Monday nights, Michael would lay back,
knocking back beer after beer and take an occasional call from
one of his friends or employees. That night it was different.
After the storms, Stephanie had put together a quick d inner out
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eaten in the den and once she’d finished with the dishes and
put everything away, she returned.
“Ooh! That guy took one right in the nuts! Did you
see that Steph?”
She nodded. Norm ally during the games she would
talk on the phone to Lori or one of her other friends. That
night something told her to keep off the phone and be there
for her husband. During a comm ercial, he lifted himself out of
the easy chair and waddled past her, patting her on the
shoulder. “W e must be living right,” he said. “It spared us.”
When he returned and plopped back down, Kevin
announced that he was ready for bed . “The game’s kinda
boring,” he said. Stephanie kissed him good night. After
Kevin left, the only other sound in the room besides the TV was
Michael’s gurgling swallows of b eer. Stephanie was loo king at a
fashion catalog and glancing at the game only occasionally.
There were lots of punts. As Michael sipped he would casually
glance in her direction every so often. During a comm ercial
break he said “So, why are you so quiet tonight?”
She shrugged, meeting his eye contact. “Long day.
Tornadoes.”
Michael nodded, returning her gaze warmly. He then
grinned, before chuckling. “You think I’m going to fall for
that one?”
“I’m just tired,” she went on.
Michael pointed upstairs “If you were really tired,
your ass would be up in bed now.”
“And your point is?”
“Tell me what ‘s going on in that beautiful little head
of yours.”
Uh-oh. Now she hoped for two things: that he would
keep them out of a deep, intense conversation, and that he
would refra in fro m asking her to sit in the easy chair with him.
When they had deep discussions or meaningful interludes, she
liked for them to be o n the same level, m ood-alteration-ally
speaking. Deep down she felt that Michael should be able to
become a morous with her w ithout getting liquored up first.
After a few m ore pensive mom ents she realized she’d better say
som ething: “Michael, could I get you to do something for me?”
He straightened up slightly and angled his body
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Michael paused for a moment, glancing up at the
ceiling as he let her wo rds sink in. He chuckled. “Is that it?
He probably hears worse than that in the average PG movie.
Hell, on the playground!”
“Maybe,” she said. “but you’re the one he watches
really closely. The one who’s supposed to be setting an
example. You’ve got to admit he is a little young to know
about jacking off.”
“Nine? Hell no he ain’t. I was eight when I had
Tommy all figured out.” Tom was Michael’s older brother by
six years. “The bedpost would squeak a lot and bang against
the wall. I could hear it and I was in the next room. And one
day the old man, he was bitching about the w ater bill. Saying
he was go ing to m ake Tom my pay for it. He said ‘It’s all them
long showers you take. Don’t even think I don’t know what
you’re doing in there.’” Stephanie laughed along with M ichael.
H e noticed that and said “Hey, why don’t you grab a beer?
Loosen up a little.”
“No .”
“No? Why not?”
“You kno w I don’t drink when I have to open the next
morning.”
He grinned wickedly. “Except for special occasions.”
“Ch ristmas and N ew Year’s aren’t here for awh ile yet.”
“Well this is a special o ccasion. Th e nig ht we escaped
the vicious tornado.”
“Honey, no. I do n’t think I should.”
“Even after the bad day you had at work? You
probably need it.”
H e was looking at her with the type of insistent
anticipation that she’d seen in th e m an who’d sold them the
Oldsmob ile. “Okay, “ she said, while leaning forward to reach
into the cooler.
When she had drunk a second one, he coaxed her over
to the eas y ch air to sit with him for the second half. Though at
first she felt annoyed with herself for giving in, after nestling in
the crook of Michael’s a rm , she remembered how that feeling
of warm th and closeness helped her to forget the outside world
and all of her cares.
A news report broke in on the footba ll game, snapping
her back to reality. “The good news is that the tornado clouds
that blew over our area left us m ostly unscathed . However try
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A funnel cloud touched down on the roof of the structure.
Thankfully only a few people were present and escaped
uninjured.”
The picture cut away to an interview outside with a
coarse haired man with pale eyes and chest hair poking above
the neckline of his shirt. He ran his finger through his hair
and said “It could have been a whole lot worse. At least I have
insurance for the roof.”
The camera panned along the top of the roof and the
precipice, where the tornado hit it. The wind had ripped the
roof apart as if it had been made of aluminum foil. “Dang,
that’s ugly,” Michael murmured. “I can just see some big dude
in wrestling drop a huge shit just as he’s jerking three-fifty.”
Suddenly, Stephanie said “Honey, I’d better get to
bed.”
Michael chuckled, rolling his eyes and groaning in
faked exasperation. “Hey, it’s just the two of us! I’m not
misbeh aving in front of the kid now.”
“I have to be up at four-thirty.”
Six hours later she was able to slip out of bed without
disturbing Michael and also without the headache she had
anticipated. W hile she ate yogurt and grape nuts she watched
the television at whisper volume. It showed the ruined gym
building again, and this time she recognized it. She drove past
it every single morning on the way to work.
She quickly showered, finished her makeup, dressed
and soon stepped o ut into a cool, violet clear morning that
re m inded her of an El Greco painting. Th e air se em ed
remarkab ly still to her, as if the previous nig ht’s tornadoes had
squeezed all of the wind out of it. Once she left the
neighborhood in her car, she noticed more traffic than usual at
five thirty in the morning. Many cars slowed down once they
reached the intersection of the highway and the boulevard
where the Croesus gym lay. In the harshly lit pre-dawn the
gaping hole in the steel butler building looked angry, ugly. She
frowned at the way the roof had been torn, as if a giant fist
had reached down and punched through it.
Once Stephanie arrived at the parking lot for work,
she saw Ingrid’s glittering beige Toyota and smiled wryly.
Another miracle recovery, she thought, as she walked toward
the back door. She braced herself as she yanked down on the
handle, even though she knew that Tuesdays were usually much
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Ingrid speaking casually with Millie and Dottie. “Hey there,”
she said as sh e passed them. Ingrid stopped talking and gave
her a theatrical, lower-face smile.
“Hi,” Ingrid said, with a musical lilt to her voice.
“Wow, I’m so glad to be back. Yesterday I felt so h orrible. I
was vom iting so much I wondered-uh-oh, what if it’s another
little bam bino?”
The cheap poetry, paired with Ingrid’s bright eyes
caused Stephanie to cringe. Second-in-comm and at the store,
Ingrid had a hab it of stagey cheerfulness in her m anner. Since
she also liked to wear her sun-kissed blond hair upward,
Stephanie concluded that Ingrid must have fancied herself as a
workaday version of Goldie Hawn.
Stephanie brushed past Ingrid to step inside the office
and set up a new personnel file for her new trainee that
morning. She found M ark in there, puzzling over the two-week
schedule. It was an intense and often nightm arishly
complicated logistical exercise. W ithout loo king up, M ark said
“Looks like we had another miracle cure.”
Stephanie laughed. “Thank you for say ing so.”
Mark pushed himself away from the desk roughly,
shoving the schedule worksh eet to the other side of the table,
knocking a couple of pens off the table in the process. “I give
up,” he said. “Why don’t we just close our doors the whole
flipping week of Thanksgiving! Screw it!”
“You say that every year.”
“Yeah? This year I m ean it.”
Stephanie looked at the erasure m arks and cross-outs
on the papers at the edge of the table. “Is it really that bad?”
Mark gestured to the strewn sheets, saying “Do you
want to do it? Be my guest!”
She noticed right then that the sheets concealed a stack
of smaller slips with employee’s scheduling requests written on
them . “No, I think I’ll let you handle it.”
“You have another little duckie to bring into the fold,
don’t you?”
“Yep.”
“What’s his name? Essex or something like that, I
think I read .”
Stephanie sought out the file from her stack of papers
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Mark’s eyebrows raised above the rims of his glasses.
“Wh at?” He squinted. “Klipsch orn? Klingenhopper? Does he
wear wooden shoes and a page boy haircut or something?”
Stephanie thought the glasses made Mark looked
smarmy, like a cloying insurance salesman. “Supposedly, he’s a
big guy, quiet, and serious according to To ny.”
Mark nodded. “When’s he com ing?”
“Ten.”
Tony sighed. “Tony really doesn’t believe in breaking
them in during rush, does he?”
“Guess not.” For the rest of that morning, she caught
up with her paperwork. Most of her friends and even Michael
could never believe ho w m any m yriad administrative details
went into m anaging a restaurant. Many times during evenings
out or daytrips with friends, Lori would jokingly introduce
Stepha nie as “m y burger-flipper friend.” In reality she did very
little actual burger flipping, even during her early days with the
company. Somehow over the years she had evolved into a
clipboard toting pencil pusher.
Later on, during the m orning rush, she did help M illie
and Dottie as they dro pped hash brow ns into oil, flipped
sausage meat and hustled croissant halves onto platters. Dottie
let out a long breath that stirred up a few of her bangs. “You
see, Victor called off. So m ethin g about a stomach virus. Thank
god for Troy.”
Stephanie also kept a bro om and dustpan ready, to
catch the continuing parade of crumbs flowing out of the
English muffin and biscuit toasters. Ingrid, thankfully, was up
front helping with the registers. At one point Stephanie heard
Ingrid’s shrill voice say “No sir, I apologize! I assure you w e’re
not trying to cheat or deceive you in any way.”
Dottie chuckled. “Sounds like Inky has got a live one
on her h ands out there.” Stephanie quickly glided along the
floor to the kitchen doorway. While she expected to see the
burly man with the fluffy mustache or the angry deejay, instead
she saw a frowning, Napoleonic man ho lding an opened bag.
When the pace slowed, she check ed the clock: nine-
forty five. The revelation sent a chill through her. Hundreds
of employees who had come throug h th e restaurant had gone
in and out of her competent hands. Why was this one getting
her so keyed up? It confused and bewildered her.
To distract herself, she ventured out into the dining
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job that morning, but she needed to work out the nervous
energy from her limbs. While out there she heard a few
conversational snippets about the tornadoes from the night
before. “It was the damnedest thing I ever saw,” an older
gentleman said. “Ab out the tim e it usually starts to snow, we’re
getting twisters.” Stephanie expected the guy to add “What’s
the world coming to,” but he ended there.
She turned aro und and walked into the kitchen, just
in time to see M ark showing a tall young man into the men’s
bathroom and lockers. If she scampered to the office and sat
down quickly, she would be facing the door when Mark showed
Estes in. Dottie passed by the doorway, crouched down and
whispered exaggeratedly, cupping her mouth with her hands.
Her Irish eyes twinkled when she said “Did you see him? The
new guy? He’s cute!”
Stephanie chuckled, thinking about the glimpse of
Dottie as a giddy teenager. She shuffled a few more papers and
slid Estes’ face sheet onto her clipboard. A few seconds after
the metallic, spring-loaded click, Mark appeared in the doorway.
“There she is,” he started. “Hey E stes, this is Stephanie, our
training manager. She’s going to be working with you today.”
He stepped sideways into the room, with the new employee
following.
When she first saw him, time seemed to stop.
She found herself looking from Estes to Mark, and
then back to Estes again. They were both the same height and
both possesse d the same wiry build, and both wore gold wire-
rimmed glasses. Time seemed to have stopped for her as she
cataloged her f irst few impressions about young Estes: her first
day of kindergarten; Christmas, the year that she, her mother
and father woke up in a Hawaiian resort, with leis hanging
from their tree; the opening night she played one of the witches
in her high school’s production of Macbeth and the curtain
rose on them; Graduation, when her name was called; her
wedding to Michael when the rector read their vows; her first
view of Kevin after he’d exploded from her into the world; the
day she’d dropped him off at kindergarten, watching through
tears as he zig-zagged down the hallway to the classroom.
And this. Was it an erotic, love-at-first-sight kind of
thing? She chased away the notion. Yet there was no denying
that som ething about him caused her wo rld to come to a
wailing stop. If she told Lo ri later and she asked her to
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smiled warmly and serenely with a face that seemed to glow
from within. H is hair was sandy b rown with a fresh, “just cut”
look, fluffed nicely atop the crown of his head.
Beyond the physical, there was a clean, pure, almost
immaculate air about him. He wore the standard issue
restaurant uniform of a b utton dow n shirt and slacks yet it
seemed as if every stitch of the material had been expertly
tailored. If Hollywood had decided to make a big budget
m ovie set inside a fast food restaurant, this was what the
leading man would loo k like, she decided.
Along with Estes’ physical presence, the atmosphere in
the room seemed to change: it became lighter, airier, and she
could detect a faint, clean scent th at reminded her of a forest
after a spring rain. It made her reminisce about Easter, with
the scents of blossoms and incense during church services. She
wondered whether Mark sensed the ambiance, also, since he
acted calmer, more officious around Estes than any other
trainee she rem embered.
She rose from her seat behind the table and
approached them. “Hi,” she said to Estes, extending her hand
in her best “dress for success” business style. Estes received h er,
responding with a firm handshake. To Stephanie his fingers
felt as coo l and sm ooth as silk.
“Hello, it’s a pleasure to meet you,” Estes said. Both
the formal greeting and the focused resonance in his voice
caused a tingling in her bones.
Mark leaned in closely between them, turned to
Stephanie and said “I have to check som ethin g at the drive
thru. I’ll be talk ing to yo u later.”
He’d startled her, jarring her back to reality. “Oh,
sure,” she stammered. She felt vaguely anxious at being left
alone in the com pany of a m an wh o inspired such strong
feelings in her. Yet Mark left at that next moment all the same.
Stephanie tried to keep up a bright, professional
facade. “Okay, she said, clapping her hands together. “Estes.
That’s a very nice name that I’ve never heard before. Do you
have a nickname?”
“No,” he said. “Just Estes.” He smiled while he said
it, but the conviction in his voice struck powerful chords in
her.
“Did you go through any training at all? Did Tony
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He glanced skyward in a brief pensive pose b efore
saying “Yes. At the restaurant near the highway. Tony showed
me and a couple of others how to cook the ham burgers.”
“Did he show you the videos?”
H e narrowed his eyes and frowned slightly in
concentration, then tilted his head to one side and suddenly
brightened when he remembered the answer. “Oh yes. On the
television screen. Yes, we watched it. A very entertaining
program.”
The form ality and crispness of his answers amused
Stephanie. Was he for real? Could Estes be a “mystery hire,”
testing the employee processing system the way the parent
company sent mystery shoppers to test for customer service?
Would she feel as strongly about m eeting E stes if it were
otherwise? “Well then, let’s walk and talk,” she said, lifting the
clipboard from the table. She showed him the linen closet and
invited him to take an apron. As they walked past the grills,
she introduced him to Millie and Dottie, noting their bigger-
and-b righter-than-usual smiles.
While she showed him the m ilk cooler and the m ilk
bags for the shake machine, she noted his rapt, childlike gaze.
“Estes, have you ever worked in a restaurant befo re?”
His eyes shifted back and forth and his hands fidgeted
with the buttons on his shirt while he said “No, I must admit
that I have not.”
It occurred to her that Estes might come from a part
of the world where fast food restaurants were far less
ubiquitous. “May I ask where you are from?” She remembered
what Mark had said about wooden shoes and Dutch boy
haircuts.
“Here, mostly,” he said. “But I’ve been gone for a
long while.”
She nodded. “I see.”
Next, she placed him on the grilling station beside
Dottie, who eagerly showed him the fine points of her “sear
and turn” hamburger frying technique. Millie too k her turn in
showing Estes how to get a bun tray ready “sh oo ting” the bun
tops with dollops of ketchup, sprinklings of onion, and plops
of pickle.
Stephanie lay back casually and looked on, during the
slow beginnings of the lunch rush. E stes quietly observed the
teachings of the grill master ladies as if they were im parting to
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aside to give Estes a chance. For a moment he watched the
meats sizzle on the hot metal. When he picked up the spatulas
his movem ents were slow, deliberate, and delic ate at first as if
he were handling robin’s eggs instead of hamburgers and he
expected them to hatch under his touch. Millie said “You can
be a little quicker and more forceful with them, son. They ain’t
gonna break.” Following her advice, Estes bore down on the
spatulas harder and flipped the meat patties with more aplomb.
A look of luminescent joy overtook him as he fell in to the
rhythm of the placing, searing, turning and serving of the meat.
Alm ost, Stephanie thought, like the look Kevin had on h is face
the first time he rode his bike without the training wheels or
Michael’s guiding hand. The reaction of the new trainee
seemed to delight and bewilder Dottie and Millie as they looked
on. Estes beamed with pride of accomplishment when Millie
showed him the first platter of hamburgers he’d made. Soon,
they both had to step in full force and Victor returned from his
break, also. At high noon, the lines deepened, the cash registers
sang and the ham burger patties flew onto and off of the grill.
By the time the lunch rush ended at one-thirty,
Stephanie realized that she only had one hour left in her day.
To everyone assembled near the grill stations, Estes said “Whew!
People sure do eat a lot of those hamb urgers, don’t they?”
Millie snickered behind Estes’ back, exaggerating her
expression. Dottie nodded, looking at the new guy through
wide eyes. Victor quietly swept along the sides of his station.
Mark suddenly appeared in the room and squinted. Unlike
other managers who hated to see anyone standing around, even
if all the floors were sw ept and mo pped, all the counters
cleaned, and all the food put away , Mark didn’t m ind a little
relaxing. Other, less confident managers would assign busy
work, such as spraying down walls and rearranging stacks of
supplies.
Mark looked quickly back and forth between
Stephanie and Estes. He said “Steph, how about showing Estes
here one or two m ore stations before you leave?”
She hop-scotched her thoughts over a few of the
kitchen tasks. “Fries,” she said. “C ome on Estes, meet me over
here.” She mo tioned to him to follow her toward the fryers,
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“Fries are really simple,” she said. “Do you want fries
with that?” she added , looking over her shoulder at him coyly.
Estes shot her back a look of confusion.
He ask ed, innocently “Do I want fries with what?”
For a mom ent she was awestruck but giggled, glossing
over the awkwardness by quickly moving on: “Anyway, the first
thing you do is make sure you have a basket perched up here,
like this. Then, we can open one of these nifty pre-measured
bags of frozen fries.” She grasped one corner of the bag and
tore it open about three inches, forming a spout to pour fries.
Estes, who was watchin g closely, lowered himself down
for an even closer look at the fries when Stephanie opened the
bag. She paused, affected by the way he was gazing into the
opened bag. He said, with a hushed reverence “M ay I see one?”
Stephanie lifted a plank-like frozen fry out of the bag
and Estes examined it. He twirled it slowly, running his eyes
over the ridges, the flat surfaces, and pointy ends. H is mouth
formed a small “o” to go with the wonderment in his eyes, as if
he had been looking at a glistening, priceless diamond. After
holding it and looking at it for a few more moments, he
dropped it into the bag.
“When you pour out the fries, you want to pour them
into the basket while it’s perched up on the edge,” she went on,
“and then lower it gently down in. That way there’s no
spatter.” She lowered the b asket into the oil, causing it to
bub ble and foam. “Then you punch this button up here and
that’ll time it. And, voila! Seven minute s late r you’ll have
fries!”
Estes gazed at the bubbling pattern in the oil cooking
the fries. If Stephanie didn’t know otherwise, she would swear
that the guy had dropped a hit of acid before coming to work.
She looked at the bubbling oil along with him and noticed that
it did contain unusual shapes and formations and the caramel
color made it look like bubbling cola instead of oil. He s ee m ed
sincerely transfixed by watch ing the fries and it touched a part
of Stephanie’s heart that had lain dormant for years. It came
from the sam e place that the Christmas carols affected when
she was in elem entary schoo l.
Apparently, Ingrid had spied on the trainee staring at
the fries. She said “Stephanie, could you come here a second?”
Stephanie looked up and saw her colleague standing in the
doorway between th e kitchen and the cashier counters. She
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not to let their thorny relationship color their current
conversation.
When she reached the doorway, she raised her
eyebrows and said “W hat can I help you with?” It was an
affected move that had grown into a habit: in a self help book
she’d read, the author recomm ended arching the eyebrows when
addressing a difficult person, since it made the eyes friendlier
and the person owning them seem more approachable. She
would have bet money that Ingrid ascribed to the “high
eyeb row” theory, also.
When Stephanie reached her, Ingrid said “You’re
going to be training him on the window, too, right?”
She nodded in response. “Yep, he’ll be sh uttled
through all the stations, just like anyone else. By Thursday
we’ll show him window. I’ll put him with Troy, maybe next
week .”
Ingrid nodded, but Stephanie knew she’d only heard
half of what she said. Her eyes locked on a point in the
distance and her expression had taken on a quizzical look.
When Stephanie followed her line of sight, she realized that she
was watching Estes. Wo rse, Estes was still gazing at the
bubbling vegetable oil. “Golly,” Ingrid said, causing Stephanie
to cringe, “what’s wrong with him? Is he high or som ething?”
“Um, no,” she replied, and after a long pause added
“he’s just really interested in everything. I think it’s kind of
refreshing in a way.”
Ingrid stood two inches taller than Stephanie, and
seemed to like to emph asize the difference by craning her neck
and tilting her head when addressing her. “Well, is he from
this planet, or what?”
Stephanie chuckled, knowing that she’d wondered the
same thing. “Of course,” she said. “Where else would he come
from?”
Ingrid shook her head. “Where does Tony come up
with these people,” she w ondered out loud. A mo ment later,
she snapped to. “H ey, your day’s alm ost ov er, just like mine.
You can get back to what you were doing.”
Stephanie thanked her and started to walk away. In
the right mood, she feared she might someday blurt out “Yes,
your grace,” or “Yes, your royal highness,” wh en Ingrid blithely
excused her from one of their tete a tetes.
She would have only one more day to train Estes and
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trainee with the way he liked to gaze at the burgers as they
sizzled, the fries as they bubbled or the bun halves as they
tumbled from the toaster.
On Estes’ record on her clipboard, she wrote “slow on
most areas, but extre m ely cautious and co nscientious. Will
eventually mak e a good employee.” Thursday was her day off
and either Ingrid or Mark would take over the training.
She hoped that neither one of them would damage
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Chapter Five

Wednesday night was Lady’s night. Stephanie did not


have to get up for work the next day. Lori called her at 4:30,
when she was getting dinner ready. She said “So, you wanna
have some fun tonight?”
On their evenings out, they co uld either shop at a
twenty-four hour supercenter, hoot and holler with other rowdy
ladies at an all-male review , or watch a three-hankie chick flick.
W hen she made sure that Kevin and Michael were set
for the night, she dressed for the evening, remembering the
delicate balance; if the cut on her top was too low and her
jeans one of the better-fitting ones, Michael would raise one
eyebrow and say “Wh o are you h oping to catch tonight?”
She decided to play it safe, putting on a velour red
button-down shirt, black jeans, and her low -heel lace-up black
boots. With that type of an outfit, she figured she was ready
for anything from dancing to nighttime horseback riding.
Another rule was that Lori always drove because she had the
cooler car.
That night, with warmer-than-usual air and no wind,
she put on one of her long, crocheted sweaters. Lori arrived
around seven and met Stephanie in the foyer. When she looked
her up and down, Stephanie did an awkwardly goofy version of
a model turn. She said “Do I pass inspection with the fashion
police?”
Lori gave her the “okay” sign, clicked her tongue and
said “Nice.” In the past Lori had som etimes laughed at her and
other times had nitpicked her for being too low-key. “Sorry,”
she would say, “not all of us can be original blonde ex-
cheerleader stock like you.”
“How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I
wasn’t a goddam cheerleader!”
“You kno w what I mean. Besides, I’m married.”
“So? Married doesn’t mean ‘dead,’ you know. H ow
about looking nice for yourself?” Stephanie checked out Lori’s
outfit on the way to the car. As always, it was a daring mélange
that would ridiculous on anyone but her best friend. She wore
an ecru knit pantsuit with tan high h eel bo ots (not tucked in), a
matching, fur-lined suede jacket, and a suede cabbies hat. Even
her tiny purse matched everything.
“You are too much,” Stephanie said, as she lowered
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It had been since Monday since they had talked and
when they both settled themselves into their seats and Lori
aimed the keys at the ignition she said “You know, the tabloids
have caught on to our little angel?” She then cranked the key,
firing the ignition.
“Our what?”
“You know. On the building. Someone told me
photographers keep sh owing up over there.”
“Is it in one of those tabloid s ye t? Did you get a
copy?”
“Not yet. Probably next week. You gotta give them
time to lay it out and put in the story and everything. She
shifted and nudged the car into reverse in one fluid, graceful
motion. “The angel, that tornado hitting the roof, the war
getting ready to start, it’s the beginning of the end times!”
“Yeah,” Stephanie said, watching as Lori wound the
car though the side streets toward the connecto r road. “And
let’s not forget m y video gam e vision.”
Lori gasped. “That’s right! Wow this really is the
beginning of Armageddon. Have you ever read the
Revelation?”
“No. I’m Catholic, rem em ber? We don’t read the
bible.”
Lori glanced at her, keeping an ey e on steady traffic
and lights at the same time. “You never read it on your own?”
Stephanie remem bere d a period in her life when she
read everyth ing she could get her hands on, the last month of
her pregnancy with Kevin. She felt as big as a house and
television made her painfully aware, with all the models and
beautiful people. During that time she had read the New
Testament. “Yeah, about ten years ago,” she said, “all I
remember about the Revelation is that there were these guys on
horses and some kind of a bird on fire. It was really hard to get
through.”
“Because it’s all lyrical,” Lori said. “Total symbolism.
But som e other, m ore obvious stuff is starting to happen. You
know m y friend Marla? Her husband has this big deal
computer job. Do you know that now they can put your whole
life on this tiny chip the size of a tic-tac?”
“And?”
“And…well, Marla says that Eric told her that they’re
trying to invent this little chip that they can im plant into the
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you like. Stuff you don’t like. And then another machine can
scan it and read it.”
“Well, that might not be such a bad thing,” Stephanie
said, shrugging. “At least no one would be able to lie on a
resum e or in a job interview.”
They reached a traffic light. Lori turned and looked at
her as if she’d started to gro w a seco nd head from her shoulder
blade.
The look startled Lori. “What?”
“It’s the mark of the beast! Like they talk about in the
revelation.”
“So? That’s something that could be years away.
Besides, my dad told m e that right wingers have lots of political
pull.”
“Maybe. But you know what’s going to happen?” The
light changed and Lori had to speed away, which caused a pause
for dramatic effect. When she clutched and shifted, she
continued. “All the computers are going to shut down in ten
years.”
The prospect seemed bizarre to Stephanie, though she
remembered hearing something like that. “What are you
talking about?”
Lori cleared her throat, straightening in her seat as if
she had just stepped up to a podium and readied herself to
speak. “It has to do with how they set up the com puters, back
in the sixties. They only programm ed them to accept dates up
to the year 1999. Once it hits January, 2000, in other words
OO, it won’t recognize it. Then the computers will freeze up
and sh ut down.”
Stephanie said “Is that what Prince means when he
sings ‘Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999?’”
Lori giggled. Stephanie saw that they were heading
toward the highw ay interchange. “O kay,” it’s decision time,”
Lori announced. “Where are we going?” As they approached
the exit ra m ps, Lori jiggled the steering wheel, eyeing Stephanie
with anticipation.
Stephanie realized that on their previous couple of
jaunts, they’d gone into Cincinnati. She blurted out “Dayton,”
and Lori obeyed, angling the white car toward the left exit. The
traffic light stayed green for them as they turned northward.
The mom ent they turned onto the highway, Lori slapped the
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“I forgot to get gas. It’s alm ost on fumes.”
“Did a lot of cruising today?”
Lori was gazing at the road ahead and suddenly she
smiled, her eyes brightening up the darkened car. “There’s a
place on the next exit,” she said, still grinning. “We’ll go
there.”
Stephanie chuckled. “What have you got that wicked
grin on for? Are you having an a ffair with the guy who runs
it?”
“No, you’ll see.” She edged the car onto the exit
ramp, pointing across the road toward a brightly-lit, colorful
gas statio n. They would have to cross the road through the
traffic light to get to it. When they neared it, Lori craned her
neck and squinted. She then grinned with g lee. “Good. She’s
working there tonight. Hey, when we get in there, be sure to
take a good look at her.”
“Okay,” Stephanie said, playing along. It might be
something silly, or it might be earth-shattering. She would
soon find o ut. “But I wish I knew what the flip you’re talking
about.”
When the light changed, Lori nudged the nudged the
car ahead toward the entrance of the parking lo t. The pumps
were half full of cars parked at them and she could see a few
people milling around inside. As they entered the parking lot,
a flash of maroon whizzed by. “Shit!” Lori shouted, stomping
on the clutch and brake. Th e tires squealed as her little car
ground to a stop. Stephanie realized that they had been
overtaken by a larger, Japanese sports car with a body full of
aggressive slopes and curves speeding into the parking lot ahead
of them . “Son of a bitch.”
The maroon car parked in a space directly in front of
the store. Instead o f turning to pull up beside a pum p, Lori
sped ahead to the space directly beside the maroo n Japanese
muscle car. She killed the engine, clicked the shifter into gear
and yanked the keys out of the ignition in sh arp m ovements.
Before Stephanie had even unbuckled her seat belt, Lori had
flung her car door open and stomped onto the pavement
around the front of the car, to confront the other driver
Rather than get out also, Stephanie cracked open her
door so she could hear as well as see what was going on. The
other driver in the maroon car lie scant feet from her, yet she
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Lori stood on the sidewalk just ab ove the pavement,
her arms folded across her d, as her mind catalogued the types
of various thug-like personas that might emerge from the other
sports car. All of them big, all of them strong, and most of
them arrogant.
Stephanie stared at the maroon car driver’s doo r until
it opened. In slow motion, she first saw a head of coppery,
curly hair emerge from above the window glass. One eye with a
sly expression. He wore clothes in earth tones, with a shimmer
here and a flash there of jewelry. Before he had the ch ance to
raise to his full height, Lori started in on him: “Sir, were you
aware you almo st broadsided me b ack there?”
The man said “Well, hello! What a way to meet such a
beautiful young lady.”
Stooping her neck a little, Stephanie could see her
friend’s expression, which had changed little as she said “You
need to be m ore careful. You could kill som eone.”
The copper-haired stranger had risen to his full height
by then. He had to look upward slightly to look in Lori’s eyes,
since she stood above him on the sidewalk. Steph anie could
still not see the face of the stranger, but she could see Lori react
to him. She looked at him with confused, quizzical eyes. “I
would never hurt you,” he said.
“Whatever!” Lori said, flipping her h ands upw ard in
exasperation. She turned and trudged around to the driver’s car
door as the copper haired man mo ved past her to walk toward
the front door of the gas station. Lori only cra cked her door
open a bit. “Are you coming in?” she asked.
Stephanie opened her door, lifted herself out and
followed her friend inside. The gas station was larger and
brighter than no rmal, shaped like a diam ond. She suddenly
remembered what Lori had said back on the connecting road
befo re their near-collision. At the center of the store lay the
cashier stand. A disgruntled looking guy in his early fiftie s and
an extremely tall, red-haired woman worked at the registers.
They wore red polo shirts with gray collars. Lori had said to
look at the woman closely, but for the mom ent she was moving
around too much, assisting customers, fetching cigarette packs
and writing on a little clipboard.
Lori headed toward the b eer coo lers. “What are you
going to get?” she asked.
Stephanie said “I need a drink after that little bit of
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“Hey, I just tho ught of something,” Lo ri said while
they were looking ove r the various green and pink bottles, “we
didn’t pull up at a pum p and I came here to get gas.”
Stephanie shrugged. “There’s gotta be a way they can
just take your money and prepay one of the pumps. They’re
not that busy.” She took a Mai-tai and Lori chose a Zima since
she had once said that wine coolers were too syrupy for her.
They queued up in line directly behind the guy with the
coppery hair. At first, Stephanie felt embarrassed, thinking Lori
would confront him yet again. His gaze was locked ahead,
however, at the tall woman with red hair as she and the scruffy
looking co-cashier helped a couple of customers in front of
them.
Something about the cashier woman’s expression
caught Stephanie’s attention. Her eyes kept shifting from the
man with coppery hair to the register and back again. She
seemed distressed, fumbling change and credit cards as she
helped the two customers in line ah ead of them .
Soon the coppery-haired, solidly sta nding man reached
the front of the line. He had leaned his head forward as
Stephanie could see his neck strain fro m behind. Suddenly, in
a loud, accusatory toe, the driver of the maroon Japanese sports
car asked the red-haired cashier “Are you a dude?”
The woman frowned, her brows crossing downward.
Her lower lip quivered and then Stephanie noticed the light
sm attering of beard stubble along her jaw line and a small
Adam ’s apple. It all made sense to her after that. Had Lori not
told her to look closely, she would have just breezed through
the line, thin king they were dealing with an ordinary, alb eit tall
and striking looking woman.
The maroon sports car driver continued. “Do they let
you use the little girl’s room here? I would think not.”
Stephanie could sense Lori’s agitation as she stood
beside her. She stepped fo rward to the counter and turned
sideways to confront him . “You know something?” she told
him, “You are extremely rude!”
He looked her up and down again, smiling as he
regarded her. To S tephanie the gentlem an had a certain
overwhelming presence that seemed attractive yet ugly at the
same time. He said “Well, we meet again!”
Lori indicated the woman behind the counter, who
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upset you’re mak ing her. W hat the hell as she ever done to
you?”
“My, my we are the fiery one, aren’t we?”
Unexpectedly, Raechel began to talk, leaning forward
to touch Lori on the shoulder. Her voice was husky but
fem inine as she said “Lori, it’s okay. You don’t have to stick
up for me. Let’s find out what he wants and send him on h is
way.”
The maroon Chrysler Conquest driver turned his
attention to Raechel. He affected a throaty, masculine
caricature of a drag queen voice as he said “I’ll have a pack of
Benson and H edges ultra light m entho ls, please.”
Lori put her hands on her hips, glaring at the
tormenter. Raechel quickly retrieved the pack of cigarettes and
took his m oney, giving out the change in smoo th, graceful
movements across the counter. Quietly she said “Thank you
for shopping here and have a nice evening.”
“Thank you sir,” the copper-headed guy replied as he
turned and strode toward the exit.
Lori tsked loudly and said “You know, you are a real
asshole. W hat’s your nam e, anyway?”
He swerved, did an exaggerated military about-face and
clicked his heels together. “Richthius,” h e said. “Try not to
wear it out, babe.”
Lori nodded, saying “I just want to know what to call
you, instead of ‘the asshole who drives the maroon C onquest.”
Richthius had already started toward the door and had
crossed out of earshot.
Once the door had shut com pletely, Lori turned to
Stephanie and said “W hat the fuck did he say his name was?
Rick-e-us?”
Stephanie shrugged and said “I think he said Rick-
thee-us.”
“Whatever,” Lori said, waving a disdainful hand in the
direction of the gentlem an’s exit route. She turned to Raechel,
softened and said “I’m so sorry.”
Raechel made a tsking sound and gave a dismissive
wave of her hand. “I’ve dealt with m uch worse jerks.”
Lori watched the Conquest thunder away into the
night. “Let’s see,” she said, “he has that sports car and then just
came in and insulted you. Hm m. I’d say he has issue s with the
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“Or lack thereof,” Raechel said. All three of them
started to laugh. Larry, Raechel’s grumpy co-worker, cam e back
to his register to help the next few customers. Raech el stared to
call the third custom er in line to her drawer, but Larry stopped
her.
“No, you girls go ahead and visit for a little bit m ore,”
he said. “We’re done past our rush.”’
Lori went on: “Anyway, don’t let that Rick whatever
get you upset. You know what probably happened? Someone
who knows probably told him and then he decided to com e in
here and say all that shit. Just to b e a dirtbag.”
Softly, Raechel said “Well, I know I’m not one
hundred per cent passable all the time.” She tucked her chin
down, batting her eyes nervously. Stephanie had been looking
at her closely some more as Lori had originally suggested.
Raechel’s face had a lovely oval shape with high cheekbones.
H er eyes were also very pretty, dark hazel, with a trace of an
oriental slant. Her red hair was full, shining and lustrous. To
Stephanie, the tall lady looked as good or better than four out
of five “natural” wo men she encountered day in, day out.
“He definitely heard it from som eone else,” Stephanie
said. “If you h adn’t told me, I’d have never known a thing. I’d
have thought, well that’s a tall, pretty red-haired lady. I wonder
if that’s wh o Charlie Brown was after.”
Raechel’s eyes brightened and she showed two rows of
perfect white teeth when she smiled. “Well, aren’t you nice,”
she said.
Lori said “You know what I was thinking? Fo r every
idiot shmoe like that you probably have ten other guys flirting
with yo u and com plimenting you.”
Raechel’s cheekbones turned pinker and she covered
her m outh and giggled “Now I don’t know about that.”
The remaining customer had just breezed through
Larry’s line and he heard that little bit of talk. He jum ped in
and said “I keep telling her. When she’s not here there must be
at least six or seven guys who show up constantly, asking for
her.
“Aw stop,” Raechel said.
“Hell, I believe it,” Stephanie said. “It should make
you feel good.”
“Well yeah,” she replied, getting a faraway, dreamy
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Lori glanced sidelong at her, chuckling. “Come on
now. Tell us, what was his nam e?”
“I don’t know,” she said. “He didn’t tell me. It
happened on a Sunday afternoon when I was all by m yself
here.”
Both Stephanie and Lori had edged toward the
counter to listen more closely. Since a few customers had
trickled into the store, Larry had to wait on them and he fell
out of the convers ation. Lori finally said “And… ,” while
gesturing with her hand, beckoning to the tall lady. “Aren’t
you going to tell us more?”
Raechel cleared her throat and straightened her
shoulders. “Well, anyway, like I said I was alone on a Sunday
here and for a little while, it was busy. This older gentleman
ca m e in. He looked like a veteran. He said ‘When are you
getting the planes in?’ We ha ve th ese silver collectible planes we
get in here sometimes. I told him it was usually a summer
promotion, like around the fourth of July. Well, he looks at
me like I’ve got another head growing out of my shoulder and
said ‘No it’s not. They come in during the holidays. Hasn’t
anyone told you anything?’ I said ‘Well, no sir, sorry I haven’t
heard anything.’ He waved a hand at me and walked off in a
huff, mum bling something. I was already in a bad moo d cause
I’d had a couple of nasty custom ers before that. So when the
door closes behind the guy I yell out ‘Asshole!’”
“Well, this other guy comes walking up to the counter
from the other direction. He looked out the do or at the guy I
just cussed at and said ‘Yes, a customer like that makes you
appreciate the nice and friendly custom ers you get, doesn’t he?’
I said ‘Yeah, I guess,’ and then this guy goes on and on about
how he co mes to the store all the time and that I’m always so
nice and friendly to him. He told me he thought I was
beautiful.”
At that mom ent, Raechel paused to gaze into the
distance thoughtfully. She continued: “He was wearing all
brand new clothes and he looked really clean. And there was
something about his eyes. It was like he was looking right
through me. I got this really warm, calm feeling talking to him.
All of a sudden I blurted out ‘Where are your wings?’” She
then paused thoughtfully
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Raechel’s expression turned more serious as she said
“He tilted his head to one side and said ‘I don’t have any.
Where are yours?’”
“I told him ‘I’m not an angel.’ He said ‘Ah, but yes,
you are.’ And he went on to tell me I was beautiful, again, paid
for his pack of gum and left.”
Lori and Stephanie looked at each other. “What
happened next?” Stephanie said, m ostly because she felt like a
dork for standing there silent the whole time.
Raechel shrugged. “I just stood there kind of
dumbfounded. The next customer cam e up, a girl, and I said
‘Um, I think that was an ange l that just came in.’ Her attitude
was ‘Yeah, whatever. Get me some cigarettes.’”
Lori and Stephanie looked at each other again. Lori
blurted out “W hen did this happen?”
Raechel paused to stare languidly at the ceiling to
think. “N ot this weekend, but the one before the last.”
“Do you kno w ab out the imprint of th e angel on the
side of that building?”
Raechel paused yet again before her nose crinkled and
she said “Yeah, that’s really weird, isn’t it?”
“So do you think he really was an angel?” Stephanie
asked.
Raechel responded crisply: “Yes. I read up about
them. You kno w what convinced m e? The guy left the store,
went to his truck and got in. It was a really pretty midnight
blue Chevy S10. He got in and started to drive away. That girl
came in the store and distracted me for a second. When I
looked back out there, the truck was gone!”
Lori gasped. “That is uncanny.”
A look of embarrassment crossed Raechel’s face when
she looked sideways at Larry Stephanie took this to mean that
she was emb arrassed at talking to customers for so long without
doing anything else. She turned to Lori and said “So, did you
need to get gas?”
Lori snapped a finger and said “Oh, yes! Here we are
talking the whole night away.” She fished around in her purse
for some bills to pay for their drinks and to get some gasoline.
Raechel suddenly lo oked sheepish. This caused
Stephanie to realize that in the scant minutes they had been
talking, a cornucopia of expressions and emotions had flashed
across her face. She said “Lots of people hav e looked at me
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Lori shook her head gently. “No . You pro bab ly did
see an angel. N othing to feel weird about.”
“Exactly,” Stephanie added. She could see Larry
shaking his head out of exasperation out of the corner of her
eye.
Lori noticed him too and said “W hat?”
He had started to chuckle. “Girls, girls, girls, girls, an
angel is not going to show up at a fucking gas station.”
Startled, Stephanie checked to see what custom ers were
approaching the co unter. There were just a couple of kids
about nineteen years old buying sodas and a couple of guys in
their thirties wandering around in front of the cooler doors.
The manager in Stephanie was always at the ready and offended
by Larry’s talk.
“Why not?” Lori asked.
“I’ll put it to you this way then,” Larry went on. “if
they’re dumb enough to come here, then let’s also hope they’re
not dumb enough for us to b e able to see them.”
Lori sped things along by telling Raechel to put the
balance of her twenty o n “wh atever pump we drive up to.”
Once they had both finished up and said their goo dbyes to
Raechel and Larry, they spo ke again once they reached the car.
“So what did you think?” Lori asked when they both
snapped on their seatbelts.
“She’s pretty!”
“Do you think she saw an angel?”
“Probab ly.” They paused for a moment and Lori
turned on the ignition before Stephanie added “Probably the
sam e one who put up that stain pattern on the building.”
Lori nodded. They spent the next couple of hours
wandering aimlessly through an outlet mall south of Dayton.
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Ch apter Six

Richthius was heading north on the highway. He


looked dow n at his hands and feet as they wo rked the gearshift
lever and the pedals. The car sped back and forth acro ss th e
three-lane highway, passing sedans and darting in front of semi
rigs. On the stereo, one of his favorite songs played. He sang
aloud with it: “I rode a tank when the generals ranked; and the
Blitzkrieg raged, and the bodies stank…Pleased to meet you!
Hope yo u guessed my nam e!”
Bright, flashing light appeared behind him. He
stopped singing and lowered the volum e. He turned b riefly to
glance through the sloping window glass in the back. Flashing
blue light. In the rear view mirror he saw a white car with
stripes along the hood. “Hello constabulary!” he said, as he
shifted in his seat and slapped the dashb oard, causing it to
change its configuration from dials and gauges to buttons and
switches. “Adios amigo.” He tapped the center, where the
speedom eter had appeared seco nds earlier.
A luminous, neon blue haze overtook the entire car
body. The details of the dashboard faded slowly, along with the
seats, the gearshift levers and the steering wh eel. O utside the
hood and fenders also started to vanish. Richthius laughed a
long, dry, wintry laugh as he downshifted and let his foot rise
from the gas pedal.
Richthius’ car became a translucent outline as the
police cruiser gained ground on it. Once he and the car had
faded completely, he let down on the clutch again so that the
Conquest paced the squad car. For a few seco nds they traveled,
melding together until the po lice car slowed down.
He laughed again as he saw the police car slow even
further, angling toward the shoulder. For the time they had
been melded, he saw a black and a white police man. While he
was invisible and his car was one with theirs, he loo ked at their
gauges and their toys: the guns and the billy clubs. The car
angled off onto the shoulder and stopped, and the flashing
lights extinguished, so he knew he had been successful. He
laughed again.
The dashboard suddenly glowed in a neon fuchsia
hue, causing him to groan. H e resignedly hit the authorize
panel.
Praetorioius used the atmosphere around the car this
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telegraphing his arrival. He then appeared as a gothic creature
with horns, head, and shoulders only, hovering above the hood
of the car as it sped along the highway. He grinned down at
Richthius evilly, causing him to shake his head.
“Look, I don’t mean to be disrespectful,” he started,
noting that his boss had m ade the roof panel translucent, “but
don’t you think you’re b eing a tad dramatic?”
“You think I’m doing this just for effect,” Praetorious
said in an appropriately resonant and bellowing voice.
Richthius knew that shaking his head again m ight a nger his
superior and get him into an even m ore vulnerable spot for
further trouble. He tried a different angle.
“Hey, have you ever seen ‘Th e Wizard of Oz’ or ‘Th ird
Rock from the Sun?” he asked.
Praetorious scowled down at him.
Richthius sighed. “O kay. What is it?”
His superior said “You’ve accumulated several
violations.”
“Are you talking about the cop car? They weren’t one
of ours. You know that, right?”
“I’m mo re concerned about the women at that
gasoline station.”
Richthius slapped his forehead with his hand. “Dude,
wasn’t that part of why I was sent here? Aren’t you the one
who’s always talking about balance? At beating them at their
own game?”
“OU R GAM E IS NO T TO STRAND ANG ELS!”
Richth ius blanched from the intensified light and
boom ing vocals. “O kay. Okay. I get the point.”
Praetorious gave a crooked, wry grin. “Do you? Well
consider yourself assessed.”
Richthius winced. It was just what he was afraid of.
“Assessed” meant that he’d be denied certain parts of the
resource bank during his ascension. It led to less freedom to
create visions and in turn, less fun. He started to argue by
saying “But…” and Praetorious caused the car to slow and his
legs to feel as if they were turning into jelly. “O kay. Okay. I
get the picture. It ain’t cool to strand an angel.”
“No, it isn’t cool,” Prometheus sneered. “And that
was not a mere hornblower. It was a SQUIRE !”
Richthius sank further into his seat. A squire was a
fierce angelic warrior. Stranding one, even as a joke, could lead
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trouble for him . “Okay,” Richthius said, his head lowered as
he struggled to maintain an aura of dignity, “I fucked up. Let
me make it up to you in outreach. If that was a squire, he’ll be
okay.”
Praetorious seemed ready to spew fire inside the car’s
interior. “He was one of ME TATRO N’S!”
Holy shit, Richthius thought. No wonder why
Praetorious was d ragging out all his heavy artillery. “Okay,
okay,” he said, cautiously, worried that Praetorious m ight
inflict pain if his attitude teetered. “It’s just one warrior.
They’ll com e get him . It’ll be cool.”
“For your sake, it better be,” Praetorious said, in a low
growl. “Just watch it. You know, you could be grounded,
too.” A moment later the atmosphere above the hood of the
car cleared and Pro metheus vanish ed. Richthius breathed a
sigh of relief. O nce the air completely cleared around the
vehicle, he immediately noticed that his boss had suspended
real time for their talk. In his rear view mirror he could once
again see the police vehicle he had spooked. “The great Oz has
spoken,” he said, out loud.
He decided to do a test to see which of his tools and
toys to see whether he’d been restricted. He tapped along the
top of the dashboard, watching small screens, scrims and
speakers flip out of the front and sides. Speakers formed,
which broadcast a cacophony of telephon e, bar and apartment
conversations. So far, so good, he thought.
He would really know where he stood if he tried to
engage the mini-universe, better known as the miniverse. For a
mom ent he hesitated, dreading what he would fin d, but he
pressed on, figuring it would be best to know soo ner than later.
He flipped the switch. The pad jutted out from the console
and he pumped a fist and hissed “Yes!” Anoth er screen
appeared, taking the place of the car’s CD and cassette player.
He invoked the network. A woman’s face appeared on
the screen. Like most of the wom en who worked in support,
she seem ed like a hybrid of various earthbound types. Olive-
skinned, her eyes slanted just a hint and her hair was long,
black, and glossy. In a studied, measured series of tones
calculated for warmth, she said “Hello, my name is Persephone
and my badge number is 10-236-985932-5. How may I assist
you today ?”
Richthius looked dow n into the sensor beside the
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Persephone said “Certainly, sir. Did you want limited
or full access?”
“Better make it limited. I’ m driving. You can tell
through that thing, can’t you?” He tried to co ncentrate on his
driving and the road. The car was nearing the university area
and the traffic had started to thicken.
“Okay.” She appeared to be glancing dow n at a
keypad and m onitor while working a series of co m mands. Her
biceps and upper arm s twitched slightly. Richthius glanced to
his left. The city scape transformed into a rollicking, nighttime
party scene with a sea of translucent people celebrating in the
streets.
“Looks like I’m good,” he said. The test display
disappeared a second later. He slapped and pinched his thigh,
feeling them tingle and heat up. “Hey, is there any way for me
to tell if I’ve been completely ascended?”
For a mom ent, Persephone shot him a confused,
quizzical look. “No,” she said, without consulting a single
screen or typing a single ch aracter. She loo ked at him
unblinkingly, tensely on edge.
At the sam e time, Richth ius had to concentrate on his
driving. He neared the artistic district in East Dayton with the
bar unwitting hosting that night’s ou treach session. “Are you
sure about that? Isn’t there someplace you can look, someplace
you can check?”
“No . I’m afraid not.”
“Do you m ind if I ask why?”
She steeled her chin and said “That’s a m atter left up
to the discretion of the counsels.”
“Beautiful.” He expected that to be the case all along.
While he m ade so me tight turns on n arrower city streets, he
took his attention away from the display.
Suddenly, Persephone said “Is there anything else I can
help you with tonight?”
“No . We’re done.”
He had reached his first stop, the double-decker tavern
in the art district. It suited their purposes perfectly and he felt
smug as he lit a cigarette and entered the bar, allowing him self
to swagger.
During his other travels to the area he learned that on
Thursday, college students invaded not only the double-decker
pub, but the whole artistic district. They were all so
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adolescent with thatched brown hair and granny style wire
rimmed glasses said “Hey, around here we start the weekend on
Thursday night, m an.”
Richthius glanced around at the faces and bodies
populating the bar that nigh t and thought “All systems are go!”
Not a single person above thirty in the whole place. He
wondered if he looked inconspicuous or not. In the past when
he had asked someone to guess his age they usually responded
“Thirty-four” or “thirty-seven,” or thereabouts.
He always did a walk-through when he first arrived at
a site, first to get an overall impression of the clientele, and
second, to note any unusual reactions to him and third, to
check for doorways and hallways.
Using his senses, capabilities and his own fine-tuned
radar, he knew tha t m any of the boys and girls had either
smoked pot, dropped speed or Quaaludes, snorted coke, or a
combination of all three. Sometimes they’d even dropped
blotter, a weaker form of lysergic acid dyethelam ide. It was all
good.
With a toolbar that to unsuspecting earth types
resembled a fancy ball point pen, Richthius could check who
the other wand erers were and wh ether they were available to
populate the external visions. A tiny projected screen revealed
their nam es: Athos, Demzedich, G rigriori and Vishnievius were
a few he had worked with before.
He switched off the pen, clapped his hands together
and anno unced “Let’s begin, shall we?”
He switched to stealth mo de, breathing in and
clenching his jaws together before tripping the switch. H e still
felt the fam iliar tingle and jolt.
O n an outreach, he enjoyed watch ing the rickety,
unimpressive doub le-decker saloon change into a multi-storied,
parapetted den of inebriety. The structure of the bar, to the
untrained, human eye remained unchanged. He crossed from
one of the nooks of the property over a threshold to an
extension. To his de light, they’d m ade it look just like the rest
of the bar at the entranceway. Beyond that, though, he saw a
who le room filled with smiling, familiar faces. Never mind
that they were all disguised as beautiful women and men.
Richthius’ friends tended to choo se the same looks for
centuries on end during their earthly missions. “Hey, ugly!”
Richthius called out to one of them , extendin g his hand to a
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slacks with a maroon silk shirt. His name was Dardaniel and
he had been wo rking with Richthius for centuries.
They had a secret handsh ake that involved a short
wiggle against the palm with a middle finger and then turning
their hands sideways to fo rm a “brother” type of handshake
made popular during the 1970’s. “Hey, dude!” Dardaniel said.
“I saw the replay on that thing you did with the cops, you dog!”
Richthius was taken aback. “They replayed that
already?” That was not good news. It meant that he was being
watched.
“Yeah! Looked like fun.”
He glanced at the bar, the hallways, and the stairs,
seeing only the highest-ranking players there. “Can I give you
som e advice?” He edged toward Dardaniel.
His associate cocked an ear toward him expectantly.
“Grunge it up, guy. We’re not in a remake of
‘Scarface’ for crying out loud.” In the next instant, Dardaniel’s
com plete outfit changed to the blue jeans and jacket with
slovenly plaid lumb erjack shirt favored by the bar’s patrons.
“That’s better.”
“Did you set the controls?” Dardaniel asked. “I hope
so, because that’s a lot of pressure, man. I always fuck it up.”
“Yeah, it’s my sho w. Just m ake m erry.”
They both checked the doorways and entrances.
Bewildered looking college girls and guys started to wander in,
looking overwhelmed and dumbfounded.
“Okay,” Richthius said. “You know what to do.”
Without missing a beat, Dardaniel strode up to the
same granny-eyeglass wearing, stoop-shouldered guy Richthius
had seen downstairs. “Lex, dude! Hey man,” he said, holding
his hand up for a high five.
Lex high-fived Dardaniel, but seemed confused. “Hey,
dude, how did you know my name?”
Richthius tuned in on the channel for Dardaniel’s
actions and saw that his colleague had tapped into the kid’s
pleasure centers. Likes and dislikes whirred by on a readout
and one of the extension’s wings began to metam orphose. A
rock band materialized, playing a new song called “Evenflow.”
Groups of people were sitting around passing a bong back and
forth.
The girls who showed up soon met their dark animus
who caused them to feel loved and adored. O ne agent he
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who was pretty but had teeth too big for her mouth and two
tone hair with strong demarcations. He looked at her as if she
were the most beautiful and wonderful creature on earth.
From the upper floor, Richthius heard the inim itable
sounds of a screeching guitar. He became so excited he started
to weave his way through the crowd and run toward the stairs.
When he reached the landing, he found an empty doorway and
an empty flight of stairs. He leaped up them two at a time. At
the top of the stairs he heard cheering. In a small room off of
one of the nooks of the second floor saloon, the real Jimi
Hendrix was actually performing! “Awright!” Richthius
shouted when he saw the legendary perform er, eyes closed,
square in the m iddle of a scream ing guitar riff. He smacked his
closed fist against his open palm, wincing at how m uch it hurt.
Jimi worked his m outh open and closed in time with the shriek
and wow-wows com ing from his guitar. Richth ius recognized
the song as “Foxy Lady.”
Like a young child he became excited over how
elab orate and far-reaching the spectacle in the nightclub had
become. Touching a button on h is controller b rought a series
of screens into his field of vision that showed views of all the
different venues. On one of the screens he saw a swarm of
naked people intertwined with each other, engaged in
glistening, raw sex. “W ow!” he said, out loud.
Outreach rarely featured all-out orgies. Richthius
wanted to observe and perhaps participate and then
congratulate whoever was responsible. He groaned when he
checked the quadrant, ho wever. It was back down two flights of
stairs and on the opposite corner. How fitting, he thought. He
considered just standing there, watching Jimi Hendrix and his
band. They had moved on to “Crosstown Traffic,” and had the
entire crowd swaying where they stood.
H e had to check out the orgy, he decided. As the
front man he was responsible for the quality of it. Reluctantly,
he trudged down the stairs. Once he reached the second floor
he had to cross a web of college students dancing with a mirror
ball shining spectral light splashes from overhead.
It would have been simple if he’d been able to just
descend two flights of stairs or otherwise “blink” himself down
to the action. Teleportation was forbidden on outreach, though
and no one had ever been able to give him a satisfactory reason
why. He had to cross the floor, worming his way through the
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over there. By the time he had juked and weaved around one
gyrating couple after another, he saw the door downward.
As he strode toward it however, he saw a face and a
flash of long hair enter fro m his peripheral vision. A girl had
apparently run across the floor to intercept him, and placed
herself between him and the doorway. He looked down at her,
which m ade him realize immediately that she must be sm aller
than normal. Unlike his associates, who chose to display huge,
brute strength in their earthly forms, Richthius decided to be
more Napoleonic. The girl was cute: smooth, tanned skin, with
glistening blond hair that had been tied aw ay from her face in
braids. She wore a low cut tank top and jeans for a simple,
understated, yet sexy look. Even in the dim ness of the dance
floor he could see her vivid blue eyes flashing.
He had to adm it that she had guts; she was forcing
him to say the first words between them. “Well hello. To what
do I owe the pleasure?” She stayed still, statuelike, smiling
knowingly at him. No m atter, he realized, since it gave him
time to do a quick scan. Not one of ours, he quickly
concluded, doub le-checking the readout.
She finally spoke in a sop rano voice that was lyrical
and dripped alluringly of the pleasures of skin-on-skin contact.
“You do n’t recognize m e, do you?”
Consulting his readout he quickly found the girl’s
name: “Brianna.” On the contrary, Brianna,:” he said, “I never
forget a beautiful young lady.”
She turned her head to glance at him sidelong with a
slight wink that seemed calculated to tell him that she had read
through his line of bull. “You do n’t really recognize me, do
you?” she went on.
He hesitated to let her know that he didn’t recognize
her. There had been many girls like Brianna at other
outreaches, however, with unabashed sensuality b ehind their
every mo ve, the stars and starlets of a million earthbound wet
dreams. In this w ay, he concluded that he had m et her befo re.
He settled on a tried-and-true tactic: changing the subject “So
how did you make yo ur way to this establishment on such an
off night?”
“I knew you’d be here,” she said, edging toward him,
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He instinctively reached down and drew her in to him,
clutching her b elow the swell of her left lower cheek. “Ho w did
you get here, really?” h e said, his voice just above a whisper.
She shrugged, and even in the act of her shoulders
rising had managed to show promise of white-hot sexuality.
“ M y friends brought me,” she said, quietly. “They’re
downstairs now.”
“I mean, really,” he persisted, gazing deeply into her
irises. “I assum e you kno w where you really are.”
“Stand ing here. Talking to you.”
Their lips only needed to travel scant inches further
before they touched. When he thrust forward and their lips
met, she kissed him back with a delicious swirling touch that
promised of hot, wet de light and a kaleidoscope of images of
them turning over and over each other in the throes of
rapturous ecstacy.
Suddenly, Richthius backed away. His fam ous stall
tactic. “What are you on?”
She had been surprised that he broke apart from her
mo m entarily as her eyes widened. Her composure returned
quickly as she smiled again and allowed her eyes to close to
half-mast sensually. “Ecstacy,” she purred.
“How prescient,” Richthius said, mimicking Brianna’s
love purr. The vixen was stoking fires of lust in him but he
had to watch two things: first, none of the other agents could
see him make merry with an earthbound, no m atter what;
second, she could still be influenced by or even in a league with
Prometheus or someone even higher. They were not above
manufacturing people, co mplete with h istories, to try to keep
agents in line.
“Whatcha thinking about, Lucifer?” Brianna asked,
still in her breezy, ready-for-sex tone.
Richthius suddenly remembered the loophole. He
checked his toolbar and found that he had a few spacers at his
disposal. A spacer w as the ability to stretch a nugget of time
and space and separate it, in encapsulized form . They were
most often used in negotiations where stealth was necessary.
Aside form a supervisor questioning the num ber and frequency
of their use, no one could trace them or learn what they were
used for. He activated a spacer with a flick of a switch,
selecting a replica of a Four Seasons hotel suite for his steamy
encounter with Brianna. When they finished, Richthius erased
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extension. One could never be too careful, he reasoned. The
act of erasing her memory wo uld also sap the effects of the
ecstacy from her system and she w ould find h erself straight,
back at the bar proper. Hopefully, he surmised, she wouldn’t
choose to close down her dealer and demand a refund!
As he resumed walking down the steps to the first
floor orgy, he felt a few leftover pangs of mifftitude with
himself. He’d taken a big risk in breaking from his duty fo r a
tryst with Brianna, especially at a time wh en Prometheus was
watching closely.
After his little adventure, he checked the orgy again,
delighted to find that it was still going on as fiercely as before.
There was no charter against creating an environm ent where
humans could h ave sloppy sex in a hallucination, after all.
Richthius took in the mesmerizing site of the oiled bodies
twisting and turning over one another, oozing into one
another. When he disassociated himself from the action as he
had, he could liken the orgy to a nest of worms squirm ing all
over each other.
He turned away from the orgy room, thinking that it
was time to wrap things up and wind things down. When he
climbed back up the stairs and out onto the strobe-lit, waxy-
floored and crowded dance floor, he passed a figure outfitted in
an archaic hood and-robe-outfit. A quick scan revealed him as
a lesser agent, probably with Loquitos or Agam emnon.
Someone who had probably been dispatched at the last m inute.
When Richthius passed by the agent, he lifted his head. He
appeared to be squatting down on the floor. In a resonant
voice he bellowed out the word “Beware!”
Richthius’ first impulse was to look down and laugh.
“Is this some kind of joke?”
The agent glared up at him out of unblinking eyes, the
sides of his hood falling away to reveal more of his angular
face. Richthius waved a dismissive hand at the sitting man and
started to walk away. But the guy repeated the word “Beware.”
Indignant, Richthius nudged the cloak wearer with the
toe of his shoe. “Who put you here?” he asked. “Who are you
with?”
The man sat there silently.
“I’m in charge here. I’ve never seen you. I didn’t
request you. W ho sent you?”
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away. He called an end to the entire party, knocking down all
the extensions, sending the helpers packing. It had been a
successful enough outreach. More importantly, it was the only
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Chapter Seven

Stephanie opened the front door that morning and


felt the beginning of winter. After flinging open the garage
door, she hauled the trash cans to the curb , feeling the frigid
cold tighten around her shoulders, hands and face as her breath
steamed out of her mouth. With the neighborhood still and
quiet, she could hear the fallen leaves rustle along the sidewalks
in the wind. The toasty smell of burning fireplace embers
caused her to think of Christmas. Afterward, she ran back
inside she had to rub her h ands togethe r to warm the num bness
out of them.
Once she started to drive to work she hit a realization:
Thanksgiving was only two days away! Would they eat at home
or at her parents or Mich ael’s parents? She was driving along
the route that would lead her past the gym. Surprisingly, the
gaping hole at the top of the roof remained, beneath a bright
blue tarp that had been slaphazardly battened atop it, flapping
in the wind like the tongue of a giant toad. Stephanie had tried
secretarial work before she began her career in the restaurant
business and her first job had been at an insurance agency. She
knew that insurance claims resulted in sheaves of paper and
yards of red tape. The roof might still have the hole and the
flapping tarp in Easter! They would have one mo nster of a
heating bill!
During the winter it would rain, sleet, or snow for
weeks on end with tem peratures roller coasting between arctic-
like frigidity and bone chilling damp. Some of the roads she
traveled on had been built atop grades along farm land. A skid
one way or the other might send her over the side. Many cars
tumbled off the road every winter, laying on their sides at the
bottom of the hill. She resolved to have her tires checked on
her next off day.
Mom ents later she arrived at the restaurant parking
lot. She parked close to the back door to les sen the discomfort
of stepping out into the blustery chill breeze again. That
morning when she entered the back room and kitchen, she
wondered what kind of a job her colleague Ingrid had done on
her latest newbie. She had driven away new hires before, with
her demand for unyielding, exacting precision and her iron-fist-
in-a-velvet-glove approach. Steph anie wo uld not be at all
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Once inside the kitchen, she found Dottie and Millie
merrily setting up the breakfast sandw ich buns, cheeses, and
condiments. Victor had been hoisting boxes filled with beef
and sausage patties back and forth. They were talking
animatedly about how the local high school team had blown
yet another chance to advance to the state finals. Millie then
brought up the subje ct of the upcoming turkey day holiday:
“We’re closed again this year, aren’t we?”
Stephanie sighed in overly dramatic exasperation,
shaking her head. “Dottie, you ask that every year, right?”
“Yes,” she said, in a sing-song way.
“And what do I always say ?”
She winced, pretending to be afraid. “You tell that
we’re going to be clo sed. But this year I don’t know. Maybe
the home office will decide to get greedy and keep us open.
What with us being in the m iddle of a recession and all.”
“Besides,” Millie piped in, “the schedule hasn’t come
out yet.”
That revelation hit Stephanie like a slap in the face.
“But I saw Mark working on it Monday! He was alm ost done!”
Dottie gave h er a w ry sm ile She looked in the
direction of the office, lowered down and whispered “You
might want to go talk to Inky. I think she has something to do
with it.”
When Stephanie took Dottie’s advice and headed for
the office, she found Ingrid and Mark talking quietly, with
serious expressions on their faces. When Ingrid notice
Stephanie she said “Good. You’re here. I have a question for
you.”
“Is it having to do with the schedule not being
completed yet?” Mark, standing away from them, nodded
deeply w hile crossing his arms on his chest.
“I’m concerned about that new guy, Esther or
whatever his name is.”
“You m ean Estes?”
“Whatever. I’m not sure he’s going to work out.”
Stephanie felt like shaking her head and pounding on
her eardrum to make sure she was hearing correctly. “But he’s
so conscientious. So nice. Besides, is that a reason to delay the
schedule? For just one employee?”
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nickname because it was alw ays busy with shoppers, partiers
and children off from school.
“Okay, that’s fine. But I’m still surprised.”
Ingrid’s interrupted. “He’s quite slow to grasp
everything. When it gets really busy, he’ll be overwhelmed. I’ve
seen it before. This m ay not be the best line of work for him.”
“It’s only his third day,” Stephanie replied, squelching
the im pulse to add “for Christ’s sak e.”
“Yes,” Ingrid said, nodding, “but first impressions are
lasting ones.”
“And he’s so interested in everything. I think he’ll
work out. Just give me a chance to work with him.”
Ingrid shrugged. “As you wish. He’s supposed to be
in at seven . Just in time for rush.”
Stephanie looked back and forth between Mark and
Ingrid. She was waiting for the other shoe to drop while they
both just look ed back at her. Stephanie’s hand lifted and
swirled in the air as she bowed a little to address both of her
immediate managers. When she realized tha t a reply was
delayed (and Mark had started to smirk at her), she said “W ell?
Can we at least get a schedule out? Millie and Dottie are
wanting to know.”
Mark smiled and gave her a quick wink. “Tell them
they’ll know today.” Ingrid smiled at her wanly.
“Thank you.” When Ste phanie returned to the
kitchen, Millie, Dottie and Victor all stopped what they were
doing, leaving the bun prep, patty prep, and milk machines
unattended. Dottie stepped toward her gazing at her intently
out of her large blue eyes. Dottie cringed, lowering down wh ile
asking “So what did they tell you ab out the schedule?”
Stepha nie sighed, forcing a smile for them. “Yes.
Mark said he’d get som ething together today.”
“Good!” Dottie clapped her hands together and did a
little hop, which m ade her look like an elem entary schoo l girl.
Stephanie said “Hey, guys, can I ask you all
som ething?” They had resumed their bun or patty duties but
stopped again, short, when she addressed them. “How has Estes
been working out so far?” Victor had gone back to trudging in
and out of the cooler, moving stock around.
Dottie and Millie looked at each other with blank
faces and shrugged. Millie said “Oh, he’s a really nice guy.
They don’t make them like him any more. So polite. His
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It wasn’t exactly the type of answer she was looking
for. Yet she had to know if anything unusual had happened
during her day off. “I mean, has he been learning everything
okay?”
That time Dottie and M illie kept their gaze on her, yet
still seemed pensive and confused. Dottie visibly gulped, her
eyes shifting down. “I don’t think Inky likes him,” she said,
very quietly.
Millie nudged her and said “Shush, wom an! The walls
have ears!”
Stephanie glanced at the doorway behind her. She
could hear Ingrid’s voice as she spoke animatedly. She turned
back to the two wom en and leaned slowly closer to them before
saying “Well, we did discuss Estes in there.”
“I knew it!” Do ttie exclaimed, her eyes and m outh
opening wide. “If someone doesn’t get it, snap, snap, snap, like
a perfect little sold ier, she gets all impatient.”
“It’ll be fine,” Stephanie said, reaching out to touch
Dottie, to calm her down. “I’ll work with Estes and God
willing he’ll be all right by my next day off.”
“That’s Sunday. Does Inky com e in on Sunday?”
Millie asked.
“Pshaw, darling. It’s all we can do to get her in here
on a Saturday,” Dottie said.
“Phew,” Millie went on. “You know, he’s such a
pleasant and personable fella you’d think they‘d want to cut
him some slack. If you ask me, we need a few mo re m illion
people in this wo rld like that boy.”
Stephanie’s heart raced when she thought she heard
footsteps. “Okay, that’s it for now.” Her crew ladies picked up
their pace, toasting buns, arranging condiments and drop ping
sausage patties onto the grill.
She waffled fo r a m oment, unsure whether to head for
the dining room of the front office. Through the windows just
past the front counters and floor she could see car headlights
like spotlights on premiere night in H ollywood. She walked
slowly through the doorway to the front registers and the
dining room, venturing up to the counter area. Both Cecilia
and Troy stood at the register before a line of people four long,
yet she still asked “Are yo u guys okay in there?”
Cecilia spoke to her over her shoulder. “Pull up a
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As Stephanie signed her register on, she decided that
Ingrid must have stepped into the office to run reports. She
knew that both Troy and Cecilia must have been wondering
when they would get help. Both of them eased their tight
shoulders and stressed faces when Stephanie called her first
customer forward. The frenetic pace of their orders slowed,
also.
The readout on the register showed the time in the
upper right corner: 6:37. Still over twenty m inutes before Estes
was due. In the meantime, she helped a retired married couple,
the man in a flannel jacket and the woman in a dowdy beige
rainco at. The gentleman spoke for them both: “We’ll each have
a number three. With coffee.” Stephanie wondered if during
their wedding he told the reverend “W e both do.”
Stephanie keyed the information, prepared their trays,
took their money and mom ents later produced two steak and
egg muffin specials for them, with hash browns and two
steaming coffees. She estimated that in the entire transaction
they had spoken about two sentences of words between them.
The next customer was a tall woman in her early
thirties with a stoop-sh ouldered, timid carriage. She had tied
her hair back severely and with wire-rimmed glasses and a plain
blouse with a shiny chain. With a Londoner overcoat
completing the look, Stephanie wondered if she was serving a
teacher or a librarian. She squinted when looking up at the
menu placard, which took her about a minute to peruse.
Finally, she asked “Do you have hot tea at all?” The woman
ended up ordering a plain ho t wate r (since she carried several
tea bags in her purse for this reason) a biscuit with eggs meal
on the side and a yogurt parfait.
During a short lull, Stephanie watched for cars in the
parking lot. Her eyes caught on to a white Volkswagen bug that
sped toward the window and jolted to a stop near the curb. It
reminded her of “Herbie the Love Bug.” Something struck her
as familiar about the car before the lights turned off and the
driver’s door opened. Rising sun had started to cast an orange
glow furth er away on the horizon. Headlight beams from other
cars put the Volkswagen Bug driver’s b ody in silhouette as he
emerged from inside the car. The hair looked fluffy and the
shoulders s mall; she may have been looking at a woman. When
a headligh t trained directly on the person and she saw the
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It was Dave Diamond, otherwise known as Patrick.
He opened the door, loped through and then grinned when he
saw Stephanie. “Holding down the fort again, eh?”
She nodded. “Y es.”
“Betcha never expected to see m e back here so soon.”
She shrugged while he looked upward at the at the
menu placard reading over the words and saying them out loud
under his breath. Out of the corner of her eyes, she saw
another figure approach the door, who seem ed to be staggering
and stumbling. It was way too early in the morning for them
to be getting drunks, so she wondered who it could possib ly be.
A burly guy in a heavy coat rushed up to open the
door for the staggering figure. By this tim e Stephanie
recognized Estes’ red, frozen face and bunched shoulders. A
look of shock must have revealed itself in her expression
because it compelled Dave Diamon d to follow her line of sight
toward the doorway.
“Dude!” Dave called out when he saw E stes’ very
uncomfortable and frosty appearing presence, “You look like
you’ve been guiding a dogsled team across the Alaskan tundra.”
Estes wore just his short-sleeved uniform shirt and
slacks with only a thin, long-sleeved shirt over the top of it. He
appeared to have walked for miles. Stephanie remembered her
cold trip out to the curb earlier that morning and began to
shiver all over again when she saw Estes.
Time stopped suddenly when Estes no ticed Dave
Diamond looking at him. With his eyes opened wide he said
“Are you the man speaking on the radio?”
David chuckled. “Yes.”
Estes gush ed, as he straigh tened and strode up to
David, energetically offering his hand. “It’s good to meet you!
I listen to your show all the time in my room!” The two men
shook hands and David pretended to recoil in agony. He
glanced down at E stes’ hand.
“ M y god, man,” Dave Diamond said, “it’s like shak ing
hands with Frosty the Snowman!”
Estes laughed. Stephanie shook her head, marveling at
how, even in everyday conversation, Dave spo ke in a perfectly
modula ted and expressive voice. “It is a little cold out there,”
Estes said. He then excused himself from them to go to the
back and clock in. Stephanie made a mental note to close her
register down and check on Estes as soon as she finished with
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number 5 with two extra French scram blers, three extra steak
bagels and an extra large coffee. She noticed that he refrained
from ordering the sausage croissant this time.
“So that guy works here?” Dave said while Stephanie
rang up the purchase.
“Sure does. I guess he needs to get a coat, or
remember to wear the one he has.”
“He’s a very different sort,” David went on. “Is he
from another country or something?”
“No .” She handed him his change. “Not that I’m
aware of, anyway.”
He was shaking his head. “He just seems so out of
place somehow.”
She gave him her best success smile and said “Thank
you again for choosing us. You have a nice day.”
The morning rush had tapered down by the time she’d
finished signing off the register. She entered the kitchen again
and saw Victor cleaning off the grills for the ladies while they
made toast and prepared more patties. “Did Estes come by
here?”
Millie, who had fumbled the pieces of toast onto a
platter, said “You mean Estes the Eskimo? He’s probably still at
the lock ers. Defrosting himself.”
Stephanie wondered if Ingrid had collared Estes for a
one-on-one m otivational meeting. She felt relieved when she
noticed her co-manager still sorting through sheets of paper in
the office. The printer in the rear corner noisily spewed out
tractor feed copies of reports b ehind her.
The lockers were at the end of the hall beside the
bathrooms. Even though no one ever show ered in there,
Stephanie always imagined smells of sweat socks and anti-fungal
agents emanating from inside. Just as she was about to knock,
Estes em erged from the locker room. He sm iled beatifically
when he saw her. He seemed m uch more comfortable and
fresher than he had just mom ents before. She approached him
and touched his wrist gently. “Estes, before we get started, I was
hoping we could catch up with how things are going with your
training?”
He looked down at her with wide-eyed interest, tilted
his head and said “S ure, that’d be great.”
Stephanie guided him to the break room , a small cell
just barely big enough for a standard issue display table and a
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of the table. Sometime s, Stephanie began her training sessions
by showing her new employees a video about the company. She
usually reserved that for high schoolers and other students,
however. Estes appeared to be at least ten years beyond high
school.
Once they both settled into their seats, Stephanie
started with “So, you told me the other day that you live off
Main Street, right?”
“Yes, I do. I rent a roo m from these wonderful peo ple
who have a mansion there. The room is on the third floor and
it has two gables.”
Main Street, depending on which end, was a good four
miles from the restaurant. Though she already knew the
answer, she asked “H ow do you get here?”
He shrugged. “I walked.”
“Oh, dear,” Stephanie went on. For a mom ent she
hesitated over a gentle way to ask the next question. A calm,
thoughtful manner was more important than the words she
spoke: “Estes, you were wearing only a flannel shirt over your
uniform. Um , do you have a heavier jacket than that?”
He s m iled sheepishly, showing a slight reddish tinge
on his cheekbones. “No.”.
“Well, we have several coats here, that we give to the
people in the drive thru. You’re welcome to use one for your
walk hom e.”
“That’s very gracious of you.”
Stephanie desperately wanted to ask the odd young
man exactly how he’d come to be without a car and a coat. She
knew that to pry into these matters might put him on the
defensive, no matter how affable he seemed to be. Instead, she
focused on their work relationship. “How are you feeling
about yo ur job here so far?”
Most new hire s simply shrugged and said “It’s okay,”
when she would ask that question. Estes, however, brightened
and gestured animatedly with his hands when he replied “Oh,
it’s been fun. Everyone has been really nice and helpful.”
“Wh at’s your favorite part of the job?”
Estes gazed toward the ceiling, in deep thought.
“Keeping the burgers on the grill is a real challenge. Sometimes
I don’t think I do it fast enough.”
“Is there anything you enjoy less well?” Stephanie
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possible for a person in today’s age to be this upbeat and
unfailingly positive?
He was quicker to respond. “One day when you
weren’t here, the ladies taught me how to toast the bun halves.
That didn’t go well. A b unch of them fell on the floor.”
Stepha nie nodded, fighting to keep a straight face
instead of cringing. “Okay. Maybe that will be one job we
don’t rotate you through too often. Is there anything else
you’ve seen that you’d like to learn?”
Estes glanced skyward while thinking of what to say
next. When he did that, his eyes looked liquid, innocent.
“Waiting on people in their cars like Mark and th at other
manager do. That loo ks like it would b e very rewarding.”
She nodded. “I’ll see wh at I can do about that. Is
there anything else?”
He shook his head. “No. Every thing is fine.”
“Sounds great.” She tapped the table near his hand.
“Let’s get started.”
Estes gave her a thumbs-up. They rose fro m their seats
and strolled back toward the kitchen. Stephanie wanted to take
him back to the grills and time him discretely to see if any of
Ingrid’s “lack of progress” comments held any water. Along the
way they passed the office once again. This time Ingrid sat at
one of the desks, talking on the phone but staring straight
ahead. When Stephanie and Estes walked past the opened
office, she thought she heard Ingrid ask “Where has he worked
before?”
If Ingrid was calling the hiring office to dig deeper
about Estes, it was troubling . Estes didn’t deserve to be
railroaded out of a job just before a holiday. On the other
hand, Ingrid could have been speaking to anybody about
anybody. Just to be sure, however, she resolved to call Tony
just before the lunch rush lest she arouse suspicion.
When she and Estes took their stations at the grills
beside Victo r, the mo rning rush had broken into full gallop.
Dottie and Millie watched the board, splashed scrambled eggs
onto molds and barked out orders for “m ore m eat! More
meat!” Estes and Victor slung sausage patties in tandem.
Stephanie realized that Estes was slow and deliberate, pausing
now and then to watch his grill partner for an instant. He
smiled as he dropped the rows of patties onto the trayfuls of
condiment-laden bun s. Ingrid was crazy for suggesting that he
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By the time rush drew to a close, Ingrid had also
stepped out of the office to work on the supply order with
Mark. Stephanie took advantage of the em pty office
opportunity to run her own reports and tidy her files. Just
befo re eleven, she dialed Tony’s number at the hiring office. “I
have a couple of questions about Estes,” she began, expecting
Tony to tell her that Ingrid had also called regarding the new
employee. “W here did he work just before h e came here?”
Tony sputtered and stumbled from the other end of
the line. “Oh, it was Our Lady of Som ething or other. I don’t
know. I don’t have his file right here. W hy do you ask?”

Stephanie paused, stum ped. “Well it can be h ard to


tell s om e tim es and I don’t have his app and social, but he
seems like he’s about thirty years old.” She paused, wo ndering
how ludicrous she sounded.
Tony chuckled, saying “… and?”
“Well, for someone of…that age, he doesn’t seem to
have much experience.”
Tony cleared his throat. “Steph, you and I have
discussed this before. So metimes, it’s best if people co me in
without a lot of restaurant experience. It makes it easier for
them to learn things our way.”
“True. But his…inexperience…seems to go a lot
further than that. Like he’s inexperienced in…life.” She
searched her mind for a moment to find the best way to express
herself to Tony. “Oh, did you ever see the mo vie ‘Big?’”
“Wh at’s that? A wrestling flick?”
“No. Tom Hanks was in it. He’s a little boy in New
York who gets m agically ch anged into a 30 year old.”
Tony interrupted “Oh! Yes, yes! And he and that
other guy end up dancing on giant piano keys.”
“Exactly. Well, now you know what I mean. It’s like
he’s eight or ten years old and trapped in the body of a thirty-
year-old guy. Where is he from, anyway?”
“Here, I presum e.”
“You m ean, you do n’t know?”
Tony paused and Stephanie could hear him inhale.
She pictured him leaning b ack in his chair, push ing his hair
back with his palm. “Well, he shows up every day, right?
Show s a good attitude?”
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“Uh huh.”
“Okay. Guess he must be a real prob lem then, right?”
The flippant sounding answer confused Stephanie
until she heard him chuckle again. “You’re saying I shouldn’t
worry, right?”
Tony sighed warmly. “It’s just that I know a good
man when I see one. How he got to my doorstep just ain’t that
important? Know what I mean?”
“Yeah. Hey, I know this isn’t any of my b usiness, but
has anyo ne else called abo ut him besides me?”
Tony paused again, for a longer time. “No, Ingrid
hasn’t called.”
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Chapter Eight

Five-year-old Abby lived in the house beside the old


mansion. In the early morning her mother would wake her up,
help her get washed and dressed, and eat breakfast with her.
They would then go outside to walk to the street corner and
wait for Abby’s bus to kindergarten.
When her day was over at school, Abby would ride the
bus home and find her mother waiting for her at the street
corner. They would go hom e and sometimes Abby wo uld play
in her room, sometimes she would watch “Sesame Street” on
television, and sometimes her mother would tell her to play
outside until her father cam e home, especially if her bab y sister
Kaitlyn was asleep. During the past couple of weeks, Abby
liked to go outside to play because the shining man would
com e by.
“He probably lives in one of the room s in the old
mansion,” her m other told her once, while water boiled for
spaghetti noodles. “It’s best not to pay any attention to those
people, honey. Anyway, next week, he’ll probab ly be gone.”
The shining man was different, though. Abby had
nicknamed him that because unlike other people she saw, the
shining man glowed. Som e days he walked slowly on his way to
the mansion, as if he was tired, though most days he seemed
happy. Almost every day he smiled at Abby, waving to both
her and her cat Bootsy. Abby wanted him to talk to her, to see
if he sounded like a shining man, too.
That afternoon, she asked “Mom my, can I play
outside?” Her mo ther was pushing the funny square broom
over the carpet.
“No, I don’t think so, honey. It’s kind of chilly
outside.” When she said no, her eyes always looked worried
and she shook her head.
“Please? Can I? The sun is still out.”
He moth er sighed, stopping in mid stroke on the
carpet. “Okay. But wear your heavy coat with the hood. And
come inside the mom ent it gets dark out. And if you get cold,
com e in right away.”
Abby’s pink heavy co at shimmered with white fringe
around the edges of the hood. She worked the knob on the
heavy doo r of the ho use, heard the creak of it opening and a
mom ent later stepped out onto the stoop. Ever since
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came hom e from school. She looked across the yard, at the
mailbox, the street and the sidewalk near all the b rick houses on
the other side in search of the shining man.
Bootsy had her own door in the back, near the garage.
She stayed outside in the afternoon and always came in at dark,
whether it was winter or summ er. Abby looked at the house
with the b rown trim that looked like a gingerbread house. An
old man lived there, on the corner of the next street. When the
shining man would come hom e, he would turn the corner just
past the old man’s birdhouse-shaped mailboxes.
Mo re cars and trucks drove down the street.
Mom mies and daddies were coming home from work. Abby
ran around the lawn, searching for Bootsy, who was a ginger,
tabby-striped cat, white underneath. Her mother and father
had given her the nickname because of the white fur starting at
her ankles and covering her feet, making it seem as if she was
wearing boo ts. Abb y liked her cat’s soft, cuddly fur, though,
and would often hold her while sitting on the couch.
Sometimes Bootsy would com e into her room when she was
sleeping and jump on top of the covers, snuggling against her.
Abby looked alongside the house, in the half-moon
wells for the basement windows. Bootsy often curled up in
there, especially when it was cold outside. When she walked
and skipped along the brown grass and the driveway gravel, she
saw her bre ath em it little wisps of steam. In kindergarten that
day, Miss Grism er said that with Thanksgiving the following
week, Chris tm as was just around the corner. They had already
put up lights and decorations in the town square.
“Hey Puff,” she called out, from the front of the
house, wandering around to the side, “Come here fluff.” So far
though, there was no sign of her pretty, ginger-and-white cat.
Many times Bootsy would come to her, tho ugh, if she would sit
still and sit quietly. She would run from her hiding place and
com e find her.
Sitting quietly would also let her watch for the shining
man to come hom e. She walked up to the stoop and sat down,
gazing out at the street corner and at the front of the old man’s
gingerb read house. Cars still drove by. Mrs. Deweyer coasted
by in her green car and waved to her.
“Puff, puff,” Abby went on, whispering it this time.
“Hey fluff.” She stayed very quiet and still and could hear car
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streets away. Som e bir ds chirped from far away, as if the
perched high in the tree branches above h er.
Sho rtly after that, the birds chirping ended. Abby sat
still on the edge of the stoop. She heard Bootsy’s meow first. It
was a long, high-pitched meow that sounded like the music they
play during sad times in the movies. Abby followed the
direction of the sound and saw her cat skipping over the stones
on the gravel driveway. She continued on with her long meow
until she reached the stoop and rubbed her soft, furry body
against Abb y’s leg.
“Hi Puff-puff,” Abby greeted. She petted the top of
Bootsy’s head with her palm and the cat lifted herself up,
driving her head against Abby’s hand. Ab by looked dow n to
see whether the cat’s breath was coming out in tiny wisps of
steam the way hers was.
Her cat, rather than continuing to meow had started
to purr loudly instead. Abby wondered whether her mother
inside and even the people at the old mansion could hear
Bootsy when she purred that way. It was loud!
Bootsy was try ing to cuddle herself up in Abby’s lap
the way she did when she w ould sit with her when she was on
the couch watching television. With her knees bent, tho ugh, it
left too little room for Bootsy to rest against her, however. The
cat fell off her leg and rolled against the stoop. “Oh, no! Puff!
I’m sorry!” She reached down and lifted the ginger cat by the
shoulders, glancing across the street and down at the corner.
At that moment, she saw the shining man as he
stepped onto the road, to cross it. He looked both ways before
venturing out onto the blacktop. Someone had given him a
coa t. The orange setting sun cast a yellow hue over the shine
she saw in him. He was starting to walk toward the long,
winding driveway of the old mansion. Abby was going to call
out the word “Hi!” but the shining man turned suddenly. She
chose that moment to say “Hi!” to the shining, beautiful man.
“Well, hi,” he said, stopping, turning to look at her.
Abby still held Bootsy by the shoulders. “Would you
like to see my cat?” she said, lifting Bootsy toward him.
“Yes!” he said. “Y es, I would.” The shining man
started walking toward her. He was smiling in a peaceful,
contented way. Sometimes her kindergarten teacher looked like
that at the end of the day. As he neared her, she thought she
saw a couple of pictures with him in them: in one, he was
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bow and arro w. Or, instead of navy blue slacks and a navy blue
coat, he wore a flowing gown that billowed away from him even
though there was very little wind.
When he had com e to within just a few feet of her,
however, he changed back to the same shining man she already
knew, in the navy blue pants and coat. He crouched down
onto his haunches, saying “W ell, hello, little girl. What’s your
nam e?”
“Abby.” She gazed at him, wondering if he would
turn into something else yet again. “What’s your nam e?”
He looked down at her for a long m om ent. “Estes.”
Abby had never heard a nam e like that before. A boy
in her kindergarten class had been named E van and that was
the closest. “This is my cat Bootsy,” she said, holding her up to
him. He reached down and glided his hand smoothly along the
top of Boo tsy’s head and her spine. She closed her eyes and
continued to purr. In Abby’s hands, she felt limp, relaxed, yet
she could still feel her cat lift herself to nudge her body up
against Estes’ touch.
Something else happened after that: though the
shadows had lengthened with the twilight, Abby, Boo tsy and
Estes basked in a pool of bright ligh t and warm th. Sh e felt as if
she’d been put in a big bubble where the rest of the world was
shut out. She wanted to take off her coat since she was so
warm .
Estes’ fingers gently glanced over Bootsy’s head as he
stroked the tips of them along her fur, smoothing it. The cat
continued to smile while pressing herself against his touch.
“She likes you,” Abby m urmured. “Do you have a cat, too?”
“No .”
“Do you have your o wn room in that house where
you live?”
“Yes.”
She paused for a m om ent. “Are you from heaven?”
Abby watched Estes’ face and expression while he
thought abo ut what he would say to her. It was the same kind
of concerned, yet peaceful look in her father’s eyes when Abby
asked him “W hy did m y goldfish die so soon?”
Estes smiled in a small way, bowed his head slightly.
“Yes.”
Abby was in awe but felt a great sense of calm at the
same time, sheltered by the warmth and safety of Estes’ cocoon.
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the bubble to burst, bringing back the chill and the late
afternoon long shadows.
Her mother peeked out at them from the other side of
the opened door. She was wearing her apron and her mitts.
“Abby, honey, it’s time to co me in.” She immediately no ticed
Estes kneeling down alo ngside her. “O h, hello.”
“Th is is Estes, mommy. He has his own room in the
mansion. Isn’t that neat?”
“Yes, honey, that’s very neat and very nice. Now, I’m
sure that Mr. Estes has plans for tonight, too. Let’s let him get
back to his house so he can get dinner and we can have dinner,
too.”
“Can’t Estes have dinner with us today?” Abby said,
excitedly. “He’s really nice. Bootsy really likes him.”
Her mother started to speak, with a furrowed brow of
concern, but Estes spoke first. “That’s a very tempting offer
and perhaps I can accept sometime. But tonight I must get
back to my room.”
“Yes, honey,” Abby’s m other said. “ Co m e inside
now.”
Abby turned to Estes and said “Bye, bye angel m an. I
have to help with dinner.” She leaned toward him and lifted
up her arms so that he could hug h er. It was the same thing
she did with her father when she was getting ready fo r bed.
Estes hugged her in a way that felt as long, deep and
warm as those she received from her parents. She felt lost in
his embrace, as though she’d languished in it for ten minutes or
more. Wh en they finally let go of each other, she expected to
see her mother tapping her toe, frowning while standing at the
door. Yet, sh e loo ked the sam e as she had before, the first time
she’d looked out.
Once Abby re-entered her ho use, she ran to the couch
by the living room window on the right side, behind the coffee
table. She watched E stes walk the rest of the way up the
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Chapter Nine

Estes continued around to the back entrance of the


mansion. The b lacktop driveway widened there and formed a
parking lot for the resident’s cars. He saw the sam e three cars
every day: a yellow one with rounded edge s tha t looked like a
giant bird’s egg with windo ws; a sm all, boxlike vehicle with
chipped blue paint and tinges of a reddish brown discoloration
someone told him was rust; and a large dingy gray car with big,
plain black tires. That day, however, a fourth car had parked in
the lot, and looked m arkedly different from the others. It was a
smaller, maroon vehicle with graceful and stylish sloping lines.
Between the parked cars the blacktop and concrete of
the parking lot had cracked, and bits of earth and brown grass
peeked through. Estes glanced at this and then opened the back
entrance door. He stepped inside a small foyer that led to a
well for the three flights of stairs that led to his room. Another
door immediately to the right led to the McElfresh residence.
As owners of the building, they lived on the first floor.
Estes knocked on the heavy doo r. He could hear
rustling papers on the other side and then a series of footsteps
padding toward the door. The creaky sound of hinges opening
was reflexive of the age of the house itself. In the next m om ent,
Estes came face to face with M rs. McE lfresh, a fair-skinned, red-
haired woman with a warm, gentle, matronly smile. “Hello
Estes,” she said. “Did you have a nice day at work today?” She
stepped aside and made a sm all hand gesture, inviting him
inside. “Chilly enough out there for you?” she went on, “we’ll
probably be looking at snow soon.”
The doorw ay led directly to the McElfresh kitchen,
filled with furniture made of dark, hard polished wood. Shiny,
shellacked brick tile gleam ed underfoot. “Yes, we got paid
today. He handed fifty dollars over to his landlady, then
clapped his hands and shuffled back and forth on h is feet.
“Well, I’d better get on up to my room . I don’t want to keep
you from dinner o r your family.”
“Okay.” She lo oked at him quizzically, but with a
hint of concern. “Is everything go ing along ok ay up there?”
“Oh, yes, fine.” He dug his hands around in his coat
pockets and started to walk out the door. As he started to put
his hand on the doorknob, he stopped suddenly. “Actually,
there is something. Would you m ind telling me again about
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Her eyes widened for a mom ent. “No, honey, that’s
okay. It’s going to get cold tonight and we want to m ake sure
you stay warm up there. The radiator works best when it’s
opened all the way. You just want to find the knob at the end
and turn it hard, counter-clockwise.”
“Counter-clockwise?” Estes repeated.
“Yes. To the left, in other words.” She narrowed her
eyes while she looked up at him, her eyes blinking rapidly. “I’ll
tell you w hat. When Everett comes hom e, I’ll send him up to
help you with the radiator.”
“I really wouldn’t want to inconvenience him,” Estes
said. “H e works hard all day.”
“He’d be glad to.” She patted his shoulder
reassuringly.
“Okay.” He turned again toward the doorknob.
“Oh , do you need a receipt?”
“No ma’am .” Estes left their residence and push ed his
way into the stairw ell. Rather than follow a squared pattern the
way stairs did in newer buildings, the stairs at the old mansion
ascended in a spiral. The stairwell smelled as if the bottom
floor had flooded years before and allowed to dry in a dank,
musky mildew. Most of the steps groaned and creaked. Estes
appeared to be favoring certain steps over others as if he were a
child superstitiously avoiding cracks on the sidewalk.
He reached what he thought should have been the
third floor but stopped, looking at a continuation of the
stairwell. The temperature inside the hallway had dropped
several degrees. He could see his breath steam in the dim ness.
When he reached the third floor, he stood there for a mom ent,
then backed up. It appeared that he decided to retrace his steps
as a way to se e if he’d traveled as far as he thought he had. He
stepped one flight dow n, two flights down, till he arrived at the
door leading back to the parking lot, with its pane of glass
reflecting the darkness. His features distorted into a quizzical
scowl once again. He backtracked, re-tracing his route back up
the stairs, crouching down, moving slowly upward. A flash of
fear stole across his expression as he edged closer to the third
floor.
When he arrived there, he saw an additional stairwell.
His lips parted for a moment as he gazed at the sight with
concerned, fear-filled eyes. He swallowed. His breath
continued to steam in the stairwell, the mist lit by unshielded
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the extra stairway, standing as still as a statue. H is expression
held a look of dreaded anticipation as if he expected the door
to burst open and so meone to trudge dow nward from there.
H e gathered his nerve and climbed the additional
flight upward, the air feeling warmer and warmer with each
slow step. He looked all around at the ceilings, the floors, and
the steps of the phantom add itional set of stairs. The paint
looked old and faded, just as it had for the rest of the stairway.
The walls seemed just as bland, painted a depression-era lim e
green.
He reached the landing and the closed door, staring at
it for a long while. He would tilt his head while gazing at it
and would also squint in attempts to gain varying perspectives.
After a few more moments of this, he quickly jabbed at the
doorknob, twisting it open quickly.
Estes instantly saw that the inside of the fou rth floor
was much, much different from what he knew on the third.
For one, the ceiling loomed very high above him, forty feet at
least. He h ad walked from the doorway directly into a huge
room rather than a hallway with several rooms branching from
it.
He stepped gingerly into the room, looking down at
his feet, looking ahead at a hug e fireplace. The shellacked
hardwood flooring creaked quietly beneath his steps, causing
him to wince. When he realized that the room was so brightly
lit, he looked upward, toward the ceiling. Two chandeliers of
ornate crystal reflecting shimmering light hung from there,
creating splinters of sun and shadows over the fireplace. Several
Indian rugs had been placed along the floor with organic earth
tones of burgundy, tan and brown.
On either side of the wall opposite the chandeliers,
high windows had been cut into the plaster, with arcing top
sills. The leaded glass had been split into sides that could be
opened but lay flat, probably because of the cold weather. Estes
continued to stare at the fireplace as he approached it,
appearing mesm erized by it. As he kept walking, he would
shake his head and blink. The room seem ed to be increasing in
size, the walls pulling away from each other, putting the
fireplace farther and farther away from him.
He walked, undaunted, and started to make progress
on reaching the brick fireplace. When it loomed closer he
could see marble surfaces on the mantel and ornately carved
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seemed spotless, as if the fireplace h ad never been used for its
intended purpose. Mocking the pristine artwork, sm all black
objects began to drop out of the maw of the fireplace. Instead
of hitting the brick floor with a thud, the objects took flight
and a couple of them buzzed right over Estes’ head. He ducked
and juked quickly to avoid the flying black rodents. A swarm
of them followed, darkening the air around Estes’s head,
surging after him like a cloud of killer bees.
Estes turned and ran, crou chin g down while his legs
pumped. The doorway on the other side receded away from
him as he ran toward it. A few bats nipped at his neck and ears
as he screamed and swatted at them. He shouted “Richthius! I
rebuke you! Richthius, I rebuke you!”
He quickly gained ground and for the last few yards
toward the door he took long leaps, throw ing him self toward
the doo rknob. When he reached the doo r he yanked at the
doorknob violently, diving into the hall as a few bats flapped
and squeaked behind him. Once he’d made it out into the
hallway, he leaned against the back of the door, panting,
huffing and puffing. He strained, leaning back against the
wood, his eyes shifting back and forth. His chest rose up and
down as his onrushing breath sounds filled the hallway.
Little by little he calmed as his breathing slowed, his
chest rose and fell at a lesser pace, and he allowed himself
deeper breaths. Carefully he pushed away from the door and
stepped slow ly, lightly across the hall. He opened the doo r to
the stairwell and slipped behind it, quickening his pace as his
feet padded down the steps. He swung the door open at the
bottom of the steps and jumped onto the hallway of the third
floor. The bathroom light had been left on, and from down
the hall he could hear m usic escaping from Merilee’s
apartment. She was Mr. And Mrs. McElfresh’s daughter. The
sounds helped calm him further and his tensed shoulders
relaxed.
H e started to reach into his pocket for the room key
but stopped. Instead, he turned around and looked back at the
stairwell door. Quickly, he turned around and paced back
towards it. For a mom ent he stopped to think before reaching
for the doorknob. H e inhaled and quickly twisted it. After
another moment of stationary hesitation, he inched forward.
Once he’d leaned forward enough to see into the stairwell, he
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His eyes widened as he shut the door and moved
slowly toward his room. He wore an expression of mixed
bewilderment and relief while keying open the door and
walking in. Since the third floor was the top, Estes’ room
showed where the roof met the walls in angled planes. His two
windows also formed the gable s that could be seen from the
outside. It was possible for h im to sit inside the little hollow
formed from where the gable had been set into the roo f. Es tes
had placed one of the stuffed chairs inside there. The room
also contained two twin beds, a chest of drawers made of
varnished, blond wood, and end table with a lam p and a small
desk with a desktop lamp and green lamp shade.
Once inside the room, Estes dropped his new coat
atop one of the chairs before sitting atop the bed. The
bedspread was soft and contained raised fibers in a pattern of
who rls and circles. He liked to graze his palm over the fibers,
following the curves and arcs. After he finished with that he
sighed, then closed his eyes, sitting up straight. His features
quickly smoothed out and became serene while his lips
mouth ed small words, barely making a sound. His skin also
started to glow, in an aura emanating from him as he sat
perfectly still.
Three sharp raps on the door startled him and his eyes
popped open instantly. H is norm al hue returned. “Jus t a
mom ent please,” he said.
W hen he answered the door he saw Mr. McElfresh
looking back at h im, hallway light glinting off his silver framed
glasses, still wearing his blue-gray work jumpsuit. “Hey bud,”
he said with a smile. “My other half said you needed someone
to show you abo ut the radiator.”
“Yes sir.” Estes stepped aside so that the landlord
could come in. Before closing the door he glanced again at the
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Chapter Ten

Tim disliked the colder weather. Som etimes it started


in the beginning of October and kept going until Easter. Some
year, hopefully soon, he vow ed he would b e working radio in
southern California. Or at least Florida: anyplace where he
could drive without sliding off the road and would be free of
shoveling snow or chipping ice off of his windshield.
H e wondered why his Beetle was always so cold on
cold mornings. The vinyl seats would stiffen up like a piece of
concrete and inside it felt as if som eone had turned the air
conditioning on and left at full blast for hours. Weren’t Beetles
made in Germany? Didn’t it get cold there?
Even if he gunned the engine and turned the heater
up all the way, it would still take until he reached the Slop Spot
befo re the f irst zephyrs of warmth arrived. He had called the
fast food place by that name even b efore finding the slimy
substance on his sausage patty. It was just an affectionate
moniker. Usually the food was good and fresh and he
respected the way the m anager girl had handled the entire “spit”
incident. Someone else might have gotten defensive, saying
things like “None of m y em ployees would do such a thing,”
and blah, blah, blah, blah. Instead, she’d just calmly looked
back at him, looked at the messed-up croissant and calmly
refunded him for a whole bag of food. She reminded him of
the haunted-looking frail girls in scary movies whose friends get
murdered while having sex, leaving her to fight the boogeym an
at the end. Would she be working today?
By the time his car had clim bed the little hill toward
the flat top area where the restaurant lay, he looked inside. As
his car put-putted along the access road into the parking lot, he
could see figures moving around inside and he noticed the fast-
talking redheaded bitch along with the future G.I. Oh well.
Maybe he could pretend som eone spat on his sausage patty, to
get everyone’s blood flowing.
Tim had taken to wearing his down coat all the tim e
over the pas t couple of weeks. As he parked the car and flicked
the door open, he zipped it up. Wind whipped up and ove r the
hill and across the parking lot, making a short jog across the
parking lot seem like a trek across the tundra. When he entered
the store, the redhead at the counter widened her eyes,
pretending to be surprised and overwhelmed, putting a hand on
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it’s Dave Diamond! Quick! Som eone call the paper! W e have
a celebrity in our midst!”
Tim thought he heard the future G .I cup his hands
and pretend he was doing the station ID. He wound his way
through the amusement park style line divider maze and
stepped up toward the redhead. When she saw him
approaching, she said “The usual?”
H e took a m om ent to let the smells of the dining
room sift in, the metallic sizzle and toasted bun arom a that all
fast food joints shared. Added to that was the scent of the
m aple syrup and the nutty sm ell of the hash rounds. “Yeah,”
he replied, “but no coffee this time.” Suddenly he remembered
som ething. “Hey, is ‘Nature Boy’ here?”
The redhead with bright green eyes tilted her head and
looked at him with wonderm ent. “Nature boy ? Who’s that?”
Tim shook his head, remembering once again that not
everyone understood his bag of weird nomenclatures. “That
new guy,” he explained. “The one who looks like he just came
off the Mormon Tabernacle choir or something.”
The puzzled look on her features relaxed and she
nodded, smiling. “Oh. You m ean Estes?”
“Wh o? Essex?”
“No. Estes. He’s here. You want me to get him ?”
Tim shrugged. “Sure.”
A few moments later Estes appeared, sporting the same
blissed-out, deer-in-the headlights look. Tim wondered how
long the guy had been in the country. W ith his height and
sharp features he looked like he might have come from
Scandinavia or som ewhere. Estes’s eyes brightened when he
recognized Tim. “Hey, trouble,” Tim said to h im , “ho w’s it
going?”
Estes stopped, gazing at the ceiling for a split second
in a ponderous pose. “Troub le?” he asked . “What trouble?”
“No, no tro uble,” Tim said. “It’s just, you know…an
expression.” He quickly realized the futility of trying to explain
colloquialisms to the odd young m an and stopped him self.
“I expected to hear you talking on the radio when I
got up,” Estes went on, “but it was som eone else.”
“My show has been moved to m id-days,” Tim
explained. He still wasn’t sure if it was a step up or a step
down, even though he was getting a raise. Thinking about it
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changed the subject. “So, what exciting plans do you have for
Thanksgiving?”
Estes straightened his shoulders and beamed proudly.
“My boss Stephanie wa s kin d enough to invite m e to celebrate
the Thanksgiving holiday with her and her fam ily.”
Tim had to shake his head to make sure he was
hearing the guy right. It seemed to him like he was watching a
real life version of a Saturda y N ight Live spoof skit, “Proper-
man” or som ething. “Well, that was really nice of her.” In the
next beat he realized Estes was talking about the manager lady
who’d dealt with him after the “patty spit” episo de. Sud denly
an idea cam e to him . “Hey, Estes, you want to come to the
radio station som etime and come on the air with me?”
Estes started to look puzzled again. It was another
thing that intrigued Tim: in the course of two seconds, a slight
frown, and a narrowing of the eyes, Estes looked like he could
draw on all the world’s spirit and knowledge before answering a
question. “What would I do on the radio show?”
“We would b oth just be in front of microphones
talking, just like we’re doing here.”
Estes nodded. “Do yo u want me to come today? I
don’t know if I can get leave early…”
“No, no, it doesn’t have to be today, man. Just
whenever you h ave your next day off.”
“That won’t be until Sunday. Are you on the radio on
Sunday?”
“No. I’ll tell you what. We’ll work something out,
bud.” He gave him a playful tap on the arm.
Estes had to get back into the kitchen after that. Tim
placed his order with the fiery red headed lady who, and this
time he read the nametag on her shirt, which said “Cecilia.”
He ordered three sandwiches, a pancake meal and French Toast
sticks along with an apple pie. Many places looked at him
through narrow eyes after he would place an order like that.
Though he was beginning to gain belly girth, norm ally his
turbocharged metabolism could burn everyth ing off. His
mother kept say ing “Yo u can’t eat like that forever.”
He zipped up his coat for the trip out onto the
tundra, relieved that the wind had died down by the time he
pushed his way out of the door. The rising sun also warmed
him . It might get to be a good day after all.
Later, when he arrived at the radio station, he entered
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station had been built back in the 1950’s and Tim guessed that
it had only been repainted and thoroughly cleaned only once in
the forty years since. A faint musty odor clung to it th at m ay
have been the result of millions of cigarettes smoked in the
break room or hundreds of sweating deejays. It persisted no
matter how many times all the windows had been opened to air
the place out by cross winds.
Tim stopped at the break room first. He had to pass a
couple of cubbyhole style recording nooks along the way and
received a big surprise by the time he rounded the corner.
Usually, the two large round tables seated four com fortably and
no more than three or four people could be found in the room
at one time . That day, though, the air was filled with loud
debate. At least six guys sat there, along with Tracy, one of the
receptionists. Tim wondered if he had actually stepped in on a
meeting. They were all speaking passionately. H e instan tly
recognized Terry, one of the fast-talking, rug-wearing account
executives, standing in a corner. He liked to wear suede blazers
with elbow patches, as if he was a college pro fessor. Willie, the
big-gutted, curly-haired deejay from the AM country station was
sitting down, occupying a space large enough for two peop le.
There was also Fred, who Tim had nickn am ed “Spo ck Jr.” Tim
gave the station’s senior engineer that name even though he w as
short and stocky with light brown hair, looking m ore like a
cuddly human teddy bear than the ultra serious Vulcan from
the Star Trek television sho w. H e did speak in a monotone,
though, and usually conversed abo ut cut-and-dry, matter-of-fact,
nuts-and-bolts subjects, like engineering. After that, there was
Rick, an extre m ely tall guy with b ony joints and a pencil-thin
mustache. To Tim he looked like the character Errol Flynn
played in the old pirate movie “C aptain Blood.” Lastly there
was Steve Slade, the son of the mid day guy Sam Slade, from
the AM country station. Tim did not know m uch about Steve
except that he was a churchgoer and that his haircut was too
conservative, buzzed very closely from above his ears downward,
with just a thatch on top of his head.
Terry spoke the loudest. He clearly led the group,
leaning against a table over in the corner. Once Tim heard the
cacophony of conversation, he set his bag of food on the table
in front of the em pty chair between Fred and Steve. “What are
you all jabbering about?” he asked as he pulled the chair away
from the table to sit in it.
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Tim chuckled. He had heard the grum bles ever since
that summer, when Iraq had taken over Kuwait. “War? No
way.”
Terry laughed in his hearty, boom ing way. “Yes, way.”
“Who’s going to invade Kuwait?” Tim asked.
Tim gazed back at Terry for several m om ents, wh ile
everyone else in the room chuckled. Fred said “We are. When
you rip and read that shit on the air, doesn’t any of it ever sin k
in?”
“Are you kidding?” Stephen put in.
Tracy, who was pleasantly round, with luxurious blond
hair, said “This is the end times we’re in. There’s just so m uch
going on, just like it says in the Bible.”
“What are you talking about?” Terry said, lifting up
his chin when he was addressing Tracy, “the Rev elations?” He
waved a hand dismissively at her. “I tried to read that a couple
of times. Just a cryptic bunch of sh it about one eyed giant
eagles and pillars of fire. Didn’t make no sense.”
“Well of course it won’t,” Tracy snapped. “Not if you
take it at face value. You kno w what I think? I think the pillar
if fire is the oil wells.”
That brought a loud guffaw from Fred.
“Hey, I’ve got a question,” Tim said, raising a hand as
if he were in school. “What the fuck is Kuwait, and why
should w e care?”
Tracy shot him a nasty glare, instantly reminding him
of her constant him of her constant snippin g at th e men in the
building for using bad language. Terry just stared. “That’s a
rhetorical question, isn’t it? Cause I know you haven’t been
living under a rock for the past five m onths.”
“Unless this is Dave Diam ond’s evil twin D r.
Sapphire!” Steve b lurted out, laughing loudly and slapping his
thigh. Everyone else ignored the silly joke.
“Well, it’s about oil, I’ll tell you that right now,” Tim
went on, sipping from his coffee and crunching on hash
rounds at the same time. “We bled ourselves dry and now we
gotta go to the towelheads for o ur oil.”
“They ought to fry that Saddam Hussein character,”
Fred said, slowly, methodically, as if he were a judge passin g
down a sentence.
Tim had heard that name in the news and he also
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Deux.” “Yeah, driving in and taking over that little country.
That was really low.”
Through gritted teeth, Terry m ade his next point:
“That ain’t the half of it. That dude’s just like H itler, man.”
“Hitler?” Tim said, through a mouthful of food.
“What does he do, put Jews in the gas cham bers or som ething?”
H e heard his mother yelling inside his head to swallow his food
before he started talking. He washed down the rest with coffee.
“Worse,” Terry went on. “Did you ever see ‘Who
Framed R oger Rabbit?’”
“Yeah, I did. Best cartoon I ever saw. Even had live
people in it.”
“Do you rem ember The Dip?”
Tim thought about the movie for a mom ent and
remembered a cartoon baby shoe being dissolved in a vat of
glowing green liquid. “Yeah, I rem ember.”
“Well, ol’ S ad da m has a dip, too,” Terry said, nodding
to make his point. “A big vat of acid. He dips people in it.”
“Wh o?”
Fred blankly responded “Kuwaitis, Kurds, prisoners,
his own people. Basically anybody w ho pisses him off. But
what’s really sick is the way he does it. Just a little bit at a time.
People can feel their flesh boil and fizz and fall off their
bones.”
Tracy waved her hands in front of her face and said
“Ohm igod! Stop it!” She clapped her hands onto her ears.
“Sometimes, he just does them head first,” Terry said.
“Hey, hey, hey, guys. I’m trying to eat here.” He
spoke loudly enough to drown everyone else out. Desperate to
change the subject, he turned his attention to Terry. “You
know what surprises me, Terry? Weren’t you a hippie radical
back in the sixties?”
Terry smiled smugly. “That was a long time ago. Do
you see long hair? Do you see a headband? Love beads?
Besides, those poor Vietnamese people were rice farmers, man.
They didn’t dip people in acid.”
Steve was looking across the table and chuckling.
When Tim followed his line of sight, he saw that Tracey was
still covering her ears. “You can take your hands off your ears
now, honey,” he said. “We’ve stopped talking about gross
stuff.” She’d even shut her eyes tightly. Cautiously, though,
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Shaking her head, Tracey said “I swear this is the end
times. Too m uch stuff going on.”
Fred snorted. “They said that in the year 1,000. They
said that before Jesus when people were getting fed to the lions.
Hell, the cavem en probably said to each other ‘You know what,
Oog, this is the end times. It happened to the dinosaurs; it will
happen to us, too.”
Terry, Steve and Tim laughed at Fred’s joke but Tracey
continued: “W ell, what about all the computers! I heard all the
com puters are going to shut down in ten years.”
Tim shook his head and pretended to do a cartoonish
double take. “What?”
“That’s a load of crap,” Fred said. “No way is that
going to happen. W here’d you hear that, anyway?
Cosmo politan?”
“My uncle told me,” she said. “He said that they
haven’t se t th e m achines for enough spaces for the year 2,000 or
som ething like that.”
“What’s your uncle do? Repair vacuum cleaners?
They’ll have something figured out by then.”
Tracey straightened, lifting her chin. “He is in charge
of the data processing for a big chemical company. He’s been
working with computers since I was a little kid, when they used
to use these cards in them .”
“They’ll have it fixed,” Fred repeated.
“Well, the weather’s been funny, too. Last year we got
snow before Halloween and then that earthquake hit San
Francisco.”
“So?” Terry said. “An aborigine caught a rabbit on the
outback, skinned it with his bare hands and now he’s eating it.”
Fred and Steve giggled but Tracey lowered her head,
squinting, with her mouth open. “Huh? What does that have
to do with anything?”
Terry raised a finger in the air triumphantly. “Exactly!
Thank you!”
“You’re weird, man,” Fred said. “I think you did too
much do pe back in the sixties.”
All the men laughed over Terry and Fred’s
conversation. Tracey persisted: “What about that angel on the
side of the building?” The laughing stopped. Tim remem bered
hearing a new s story ab out a glass building that had a layer of
dirt or oxidation form into a pattern that looked like an angel.
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angels that he and his friends from the neighborhood made
when they were growing up.
Fred and Steve just shrugged. Terry said “It reminds
me of something I saw on TV where they had this ghost face in
the linoleum pattern on the floo r.”
Steve snapped h is finger, his boyish features making
an exaggerated “Ah Ha!” expression. “And when the tornado
hit the gym building, that was the devil, right?”
Fred, Terry and Tim let out a little chuckle over the
remark. Tracey, still remaining serious, said “Hey, it just might
have been. The way things are going in this world right now.”
Tim had finished two croissants and was working on a
cinnamon roll b y this point of their conversation. “If it’s the
devil, why is he being so vague, then? You’d think he’d want to
take over a TV station and put devil stuff on TV all the time.”
Tracey opened her eyes wide, theatrically. “All this
filth they have on no wadays? H e’s got one already, b aby.”
Steve said to Tim “Hey, m ayb e you should find him
and interview him on your radio show .”
The notion knocked Tim on the head like a wet
snowboard. He had discussed with Estes the possibility of
doing a rap on air. That inno cence, that overw hel m ing
kindness behind his eyes, could it be? Nah. Terry said “Dang!
The boy went into a trance or something. Maybe he’s
possessed. Just like Linda Blair. His head’s gonna turn all the
way around and he’s gonna puke green shit!”
Even Tracey laughed, somewhat nervously. “Yeah.
You got really quiet there all of a sudden.”
“Just thinking,” Tim said, with a shrug.
Not long after that Tracey had to return to her post
and the im p ro m ptu discussion broke up. Fred had to trudge
off in another direction to repair some failing equipm ent.
Steve’s father was coming off the air soon and they were going
to record some carts together and meet with the station owner
about holiday promotions. Tim stuck his head into the studio
and grabbed his shift’s traffic schedule from a clipboard
hanging near a clock. Sam Slade was in the m iddle of a station
ID but waved to him as he leaped into and out of that studio.
Tim sat down in one of the smaller, windowless
record ing nooks to read his schedule. Greg the program
manager had quit with the goofy on-air spots at least for now.
Yet across the top, he’d handwritten and triple underscored
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eyes roll. He also badgered him abo ut saying the call letters
more often.
About the time he finished with the schedule, he heard
aggressive, quick footsteps booming toward him. Loretta, the
tall brunette news lady storm ed in . She was wearing one of her
pressed skirted suits, in a burgundy, the kind Tim said made
her look like a TV news anchor, which was what Loretta aspired
to. With her lush, conservatively styled hair, clear, fair skin and
flashing green eyes, Tim thought she was certainly attractive
enough. As he watched and listened to her, he felt strongly that
she showed a hard-bitten iciness, her jaw constantly set and
poised for attack. Her skin, while clear, also had a tendency to
“shine up,” especially around her nose and cheekbones, which
he supposed would create lots of extra work for the makeup
lady.
While Loretta talked to Tim, she leaned against the
workbench, lifted the toes of her stilettos off the floor and
rocked gently on her heels. In spite of everything, he found the
move sensually m esmerizing. Luckily, her conversation
distracted him . “You wanna hear the latest on little Sladey’s
exploits?” She referred to the morning guy as “Sladey” and his
son Steve as “little Sladey.” Part of Steve’s job was to prepare
news and com mercial spots out of record ings the various talent
had made. “The little prick fo rgo t to hit the red button on the
cart. Wh en I hit it on the air I got some garbled mumbo
jumbo from some fricking town hall meeting last week. Made
me look ridiculous.”
Tim said “G ee ho n, I’m sorry to hear that. What did
you say? ‘Sorry folks , but the fuckwad morning deejay’s son
screwed up again.’”
She laughed, her face and expression losing most of its
hard edges. “Seriously, though. He only works here because of
Sam. As incompetent as he is, he’d be lucky to get a job
flipping b urgers.”
The remark hit him as a little off, but he didn’t know
why. He said “Babe, when you’re on CN N, you’ll forget this
who le place even existed.”
She smiled at him, but with the lower part of
her face only. “You really think I could go all the way to CNN?
That’d be awesom e.” She excused herself right after that,
possibly to daydream about being on a newscast seen by
m illions of people. Though she would also do the news during
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hiatus betw een the m orning and afternoon spots. Sometimes
she went all the way to south Dayton and back. Tracy, Jillian,
and a few of the other women in the station whispered that
Loretta was having an affair with R ick Horansky, one of the
news anchors in Dayton.
Tim had started at the radio station as a third shift
board operator four years earlier, back when the FM side was all
country and th e A M side was classic oldies. From 10pm to 6am
they played a satellite feed from California, and Tim’s job was
to babysit equipment, watch the news wires, record carts from
the race results and the police scanners and answer any
telephone calls that came in. Then one of the weekend deejays
on the AM side got fired for smoking dope in the studio and
Tim took over his shifts along with board opping. The owner
then decided to go 24-7 live and he thought he was a shoo-in
for the third sh ift slot on the FM side, yet it went to an
outsider.
Things progressed that way fo r a year and Tim actually
became goo d friends with the guy they’d hired fo r third shift.
Along with everyth ing else, Tim still did errands for the news
department and the station owner and tagged along to
prom otions at shopping centers.
Then came the format change.
The little station, in a sleepy little area in southwestern
Ohio, decided to change its form at to progressive rock. This
was the luckiest thing for Phillip, the guy who worked on third,
since his background had been in alternative and progressive
rock at an even smaller radio station near the Pennsylvania
border. The station owner and program managed awarded
Phillip the 3PM to 7PM drive time shift, and he started using
the name Rick o’Shea. That left the Monday through Friday
third shift open. By that time Tim had been at the station for
over three years: board opping, filling in whenever someone
called off; running all the picayune little errands they asked of
him. He had learned that there was no such thing as a “shoo-
in.”
Finally, Ted the program director called him into a
meeting with the station owner. Just after the three of them
had sat down Ted blasted through the ice by saying “So Tim,
how’d you like to be our new overnight guy?”
For the rest of the meeting the three of them discussed
the pitfalls and perils. Night after night, they said, he would be
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he’d already been responsible for all the meter readings and
equipment checks for both the AM and FM sides. H e would
have to answer all the incoming phone calls, they said. Again,
this was nothing new: he’d talked to lonely old ladies, night
owls who listened to country, and freaks out there who were
looking for a willing ear. A guy with a nasal speech
impediment repeatedly called the station with “news tips.”
When the man actually gave him a useful lead about a fire in
the area, Tim m ade a special trip to see him. The m an lived way
past the outskirts of town on an unpaved road. Even in the
dim twiligh t Tim could see roo fing tiles missing and front
porch pillars broken on the ramshackle house. The siding had
chipped and peeled paint and Tim hoped they would sta y
outs ide for their little talk. All the windows were intact, but
dusty and dirty. Tim shuddered to think wh at lay beyond
them .
He had brought the nasal caller two large bags of
potato chips, just as he’d requested. The man appeared totally
different from what he’d imagined. During their many phone
conversations, Tim had envisioned a frail, scrawny guy with
thick glasses. Instead, he m et a burly guy with a big beer belly
who reminded him of Bluto on mescaline, even sporting the
same kind of a thick, scruffy beard. “What are yo u doing with
an old hand-me-down veewee?” he asked. “I thought you’d
come out here with a new car.” The man’s mother, a pale,
washed-out, used-up looking woman in her late fifties to early
sixties appeared. Waving her arms, she ran out to Tim and
started jabbering staccato nonsense. Her son chased her back
inside the house saying “Mom, you’re supposed to be taking
your nap n ow,” as he grabbed her arms and forced her through
the door. Tim left not long after that, and never heard from
the guy again.
In the fall of 1989, Southside Johnny announced that
he would be leaving the station to do mid-days in Detroit, a
much larger and more varied market. By then Tim had spent
nearly four years living like a vampiric mole. During the week,
rather than sleep away the daytime ho urs, he would often just
nap and then do his errands before returning to the studio to
help Phillip with his show before he would go on the air
himself.
On the weekends, he would unplug his phone and
sleep, and sleep, and sleep. By the fall of 1989 dark, raccoons
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on the run had given his thin fram e a po tbelly, m aking him
look as if he’d swallowed a basketb all. His favorite aunt invited
to their fam ily’s Labor Day picnic and shortly after he’d
arrived, she looke d h im over and said “W hat are yo u doing to
yourself?”
Sho rtly after that, Phillip said “They ought to give you
the day shift, man . You live, eat, breathe and sleep this place.”
Yet Terry in sales told him “They want to go with a woman on
days. Som eone who can do reports about the soaps, play
mushy songs and shit like that.”
Tim said “But, this is progressive rock.” Terry just
shrugged. Over the next few days, a parade of women came
through the station to see Ted Martin. During the lunchtime
bull sessions, Terry, Fred and Steve would take bets and
suppositions on who Ted wo uld cho ose. “D id you see the tall
blond with the big ones? That’s who’s going to get it,” Steve
would say. Fred wou ld counter “Ted’s gay . He isn’t going to
care.”
The very next morning when Loretta arrived, she
signaled for him to talk to her during his next break. When he
did she told him “I had a long talk with Ted yesterday. He said
he’s going to interview you fo r mid-days.”
Less than a week later, Tim was at the mike during
daylight. After his first mid-day shift he hung around the
studio and helped Phillip. At home in the one bedroom
apartment he’d kept for the past two years, he watched prim e
time television and fought off feeling bored and useless. When
his head hit the pillow later, he felt as if he’d been making up
for a hundred years of sleeplessness.
Ted kept the soap opera updates out of Tim’s m id day
show. Besides plugging in the usual spots and promos, he gave
Tim freedom to do whatever he wanted on the air. He offered
only one suggestion: “You need a catchier on-air handle.” After
ten minutes of brainstorming them came up with “Dave
Diam ond.” Tim devised the intro for the show, using the
trumpet fanfare from the Adam Ant song “Desperate, but not
serious.” At first, he was cautious since he knew that program
change decisions could happen overnight. After his first year,
how ever, more and more of his personal touches made their
way into the show. He invited a friend he’d known at a college
radio station in Kentucky to have a regular slot on th e
progra m. It was Jay, a huge-girthed guy with pale skin and a
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movie reviews and current events commentary. During his
comm entaries, he would assume a less assertive voice and
intentionally misstate the issues for laughs. He would en d the
comm entaries by saying “I’m the Fat Man and if you don’t like
my opinion, I’ll change it.”
People who listened to his show from the office, the
loading dock, or the factory all seemed to like the crazy
conversations he had with his radio guests above all else. He
and The Fat Man would discourse about the importance of
little toes, about whether sperm can swim upward, about
whether a child who was cloned and later abused by his parents
could sue for wrongful birth.
Tim also worked out a comedy bit with another friend
of his named Rich. Rich could make himself sound like an
aggressive lawyer, a wimpy delivery guy or even a heavy
smoking wom an on the telephone. Over a three-week period,
Tim had Rich call in to the station pretending to be a listener
com plaining about one of Tim’s chats or Fat Man’s
comm entaries. During one afternoon, Tim decided to rip off a
routine he’d heard at the college station.
When Tim picked up the phone on the air and said
“Rex 105,” Rich’s voice cam e on the other end of the line:
“Hello, may I please speak to a station m anager or ow ner,
please?”
“Hey, you’re talking to him. What can I help you
with?”
Rich cleared his throat. “Well, it’s come to my
attention that one of your on-air personnel has made
disparaging comments about em ployees of convenience stores.
I am a manager of one of the type of stores you are
lampooning and I’d like to get to the bottom of this.”
“I see. Well, what kind of comments did the employee
make?”
“I believe it was ‘dot-heads.’ Yes, that’s right. Dot-
heads. He referred to em ployees of convenience stores as dot-
heads.”
“Oh,” Tim said, pausing deliberately. “Well, if you
ca m e into a store and saw someone standing behind the
counter with a big dot in the middle of their forehead, what
would you call them?”
“Hmm, well I guess I would think they were of eastern
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“A lot. Really, though, if you saw a person with a dot
in the middle of their forehead, wh at would you call them?”
“I just told you! I wouldn’t really call them anything!
I would just think they must be from India. Sheesh, I wonder
where you’re going with all of this.”
“Well, let me put it another way. If you saw someone
behind the counter with a b ig, wide rear end, w hat would you
call them?”
“I…I…don’t know. I suppose I would think that
maybe they needed to lose weig ht. What on earth are you
getting at?”
“But what would you call them? Someone with a big,
wide rear end.”
“I…I…um , you’re trying to get me to say ‘fat-ass,’ aren’t
you? Now, I don’t like that!”
“There. Now was that so hard?”
“W hat? Now I’m really getting uncom fortable with
the responses you’re giving me. May I speak with your
supervisor?”
“You’re talking with him.”
“You’re the supervisor?”
“Yep.”
“Well then, what’s your name, sir?”
“Hanwo od.”
“Hanwood? And can I get your last name, please?”
“Jablom ey.”
“ H anwood…Hanwood Jablom ey. N ow let me write
that down.”
Tim starts to chuckle quietly.
“Er…what’s so funny?”
“You, you lo ser,” and then there is the loud clunk of a
telephone line disconnecting.
After a fe w m onths of novelty, everyth ing m anaged to
be co m e routine and familiar, and many days Tim just went
through the motions. Something new and exciting needed to
happen, but what? The station owner was a devout Christian.
There was a limit to what he could do or say and even a do uble
entend re like “Hanwood Jablomey” was pushing it. Maybe that
Nature Boy he’d invited to come on the air would stir things
up a little. If he decided to come on the air, that was.
That Monday late morning, Tim felt that he needed to
goose him self o ut of h is rut. He watched the cart count down
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counting down to zero on the readout, and Tim tripped the
mike back on. Fred, the engineer p assed by the window with a
confused expression. He was used to hearing the trumpet bla res
when Tim began his show.
“ H i all of you out there in radio land,” Tim started,
feeling as if he should be wearing a sweater, sneakers and a
chee ry sm ile, “this is Dave Diamond and I’d like to make an
announcement about…turkeys! Yes people, this is the Monday
of Thanksgiving week and it’s time to give these noble birds
their due. You know, when ou r forefathers were signing the
constitution, they considered using the turkey s our national
bird instead of the bald eagle. And schools of noble, beautiful
wild turkeys roamed our land, revered b y the Indians.”
He paused fo r dram atic effect.
“But now, now…we slaughter them by the hundreds of
thousands and stuff th em , slather them with gravy and serve
them with cranb erry and sweet potato casserole.”
H e paused again, to let his last statement sink in.
“And don’t get me started abo ut the disrespect! ‘Turkey ’ is
synonym ous with ‘stinker,’ ‘failure,’ or ‘bomb’ in our society.
If someo ne calls you a turkey, you are a loser. W ell today, in
honor of the noble turkey, I’ve planned a m usical tribute!
You’re listening to Rex 105 and I’m Dave Diamond!”
He tripped the switch on the CD, knowing that the
music started almost imm ediately. Through his headset and the
studio speakers, the opening of the RED Speed wagon song
“Unidentified Flying Turkey Trot” started to play. K evin
Cronin, their lead singer, shouted “How about a little Turkey
music!” and a carnival-lik e instrum ental track with lots of
screeching, raucous guitar started playing. Fred passed by the
window again, just in time to see Tim playing a few chords of
air guitar along with Gary Richrath, the RED Speed wagon lead
guitarist. Fred stopped, watched Tim for a few seconds, grinned
wryly and continued on down the hallway, shaking his head.
The rest of Tim’s air shift continued and he felt
amazed at how little he had to do. They’d hired a college kid as
an intern to take out the trash, do the cleaning and even rip the
news feed. He stared blankly at a wall filled with CD shelves,
realized that his salary had doubled, yet he was working about
half as much.
His mother, sister, brother and grandm others all said
the sam e thing: “It’s you r reward! Kick back! Relax! Enjoy the
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He wished that he could.
As he fired off another comm ercial cart, a realizatio n
hit him. “Essex,” the guy at the fast food joint fascinated him
because he was a guy who wo rked at a slop job flipping burgers
and, as far as he could tell, had almost no possessions.
Certainly not a car. Yet, he seemed like the h app iest guy in the
world! Like he was going h om e to Kim Basinger every night or
getting serial blowjobs from The Fly Girls. He knew it had to
be something m uch, much m ore, however, and that was why he
wanted to interview Essex.
For the first hour of his show, Tim simply ran the
CDs, plunged in the carts and gave the ID air checks as
required by the traffic log. At twelve o’clock, Lunch M ania hit,
and he knew from all th e calls and letters he received, that
people really did listen to him at their desks and in employee
lunchrooms during their breaks. Loretta would come in and
do news during the top of the hour. Som etimes sh e and Tim
would talk briefly , especially if one of the news item s was weird
or disquieting. That day she talked about Desert Sh ield in
terms that m ade his eyes glaze. After Loretta finished, Tim
would pick up a couple of network feeds for the Wall Street
outlook and th e fa rm report. He often thought about pointing
out how both of those items clashed with the stations
“progressive” label they were trying to cultivate, but he figured,
why rock the bo at?
It all led up to the reason he looked forward to his
Mond ay and Friday afternoon phone calls from Jay, “The Fat
Ma n.” After hearing about the latest corn or hog futures, he
saw Fred the engineer poke his head through the glass door into
the studio. “He’s on the phone, man,” he said.
Tim connected Jay and he played the forty-five second
promo tape introducing him. It came from a 1940’s recording:
“Occupation danger! Who is it? THE FAT M AN!”
Immediately after the intro, Tim would open the phone line for
Jay. “Hey bud dy,” he would begin, as always, “seen anything
good lately?”
Jay’s burly, beefy voice cam e over the line: “Well, this
weekend I let them fire up the DeLorean and blasted off to the
W ild Wild West in Back to the Future, Part Three.” For the
next few minutes, Jay gave his critique of the movie, which he
said was “po pula ted with all the old saloon characters and ne’er
do wells from every western ever shown on television or at the
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Tannen was just as much of a dolt and a bully but was also a
dirty, black suited outlaw.
Tim said “I don’t know why everyone hated part two
so mu ch. I thought it was way cool, like a twilight zone
episode.”
“Oh, you do, huh ? Well then do you think we’ll all be
driving around in flying cars in twenty-five years? Or that kids
will have skateboards that float?”
“No way on b oth counts. People are crumm y enough
drivers on the ground! It’d be a bloodbath! And they are
nowhere near close to inventing som ething as cool as hover
boards.”
For the rest of show, Tim laughed along with Jay at all
the appropriate times. When they finally hung up from each
other, he slumped in his chair. Jay had found a job as a
stockbroker and worked during “m arket hours” so he could not
come in the studio to do his part of the show any more.
Another drain on Tim ’s energy level.
He coasted along for the next hour, knowing that at
three p.m. Phillip wo uld arrive. He wore his mirror sunglasses
and carried three different bags of his water, food, original
sound cartridges and notepads. W hen he saw Tim he said “It
can’t be that bad, it’s only radio.”
Tim took the m ike for one last tim e to deliver a
station ID and then dro pped a cart for a prom o about “Black
Friday” at Bennie’s, a meat-market nightclub near the
interchange. He and Ph illip switched places, with Phillip
placing his various luggage item s at various places around the
sideboard. As he was about to put his headphones on, he took
off his sunglasses and looked again at Tim .
“So, you look like you walked in on your girlfriend
polishing som e other guy’s knob or something. What’s going
on?”
Tim shrugged. “I do n’t kno w. Just kind of bummed.”
Phillip raised his hands, indicating the heavens and
the studio. “But it’s a holiday weekend coming up! Four whole
days, man! Chow on turkey! Make fun of your relatives!
Party! Party! Party!”
Tim shrugged again, lifting his finger and making a
“lasso roping” gesture with his ind ex finger. “Yay.”
Phillip raised his eyebrows in an exaggerated, overly
dram atic way, like a silent movie star. “Wow, you are bumm ed.
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“Besides sitting around and feeling sorry for m yself?
No.”
Phillip straightened up and glanced mischievously at
him . “You could h elp m e out at 2112 on Friday night.”
Tim groaned. “That’s your answer for everything, isn’t
it?”
“As long as you keep turning me down, I’ll keep
asking.”
Phillip worked a side gig that Tim considered was
quite weird. H e ran lights and so und fo r a drag performer
named Lilly Vanilly. The performer’s given name was Kent and
several years before he had created an uproar in a rural
com munity by insisting on co ming to school dressed as a girl.
“I’m sorry,” Tim said, checking the countdown. “I really didn’t
plan on getting AIDS this weekend.”
Phillip rolled his eyes around. “How many times do I
have to tell you?” He em phasized their height difference by
standing ramrod straight as he looked down at him.
Tim knew what was coming next so he chimed in so
that they could both finish Phillip’s comm ent in a chorus:
“that’s a Right Wing Conspiracy.”
After that, Tim went on: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the
m afia killed Kennedy, Jimm y Hoffa’s buried in the end zone at
Giant’s Stadium an d W eight Watchers makes people fatter, not
thinner.”
By then the countdown had wound down to zero, and
Phillip to grabbed the mike. “Hey, how ya doin’! Rex 105.
Here’s a new one fro m R.E.M. as we rock around the block out
of scho ol!” The song faded in and witho ut missing a beat, he
turned back to Tim and said “So, are you com ing or what?”
Tim waved a hand dism issively, as he picked up his
briefcase. “No , I’m just not into that.”
Phillip smirked. “So what are you going to do? Stay
home, get drunk, watch porn and whitewash your living room
wall?”
Only Phillip could get away with saying that, Tim
thought. “No. I’ll do something. I just don’t know what, yet.”
He suddenly remembered Phillip’s girlfriend, a cute, fragile
looking girl wh o lived near Ph illip’s hometow n. She went to
Ohio University. Her name started with an “M” and ended
with an “A,” possibly. “What about your girlfriend? M aria, or
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“ W hatever. What does she think about you doing all
of that?”
“She knows Lilly. They’re friends. They share makeup
and hair tips.”
“Mirtha doesn’t mind you going to a gay bar?”
Phillip let out a sm all snort and smirked again. “You
know, 2112 is not a totally gay bar.”
“It’s not?”
“Have you ever been there?”
“No .”
“Well, there’s all types of people there. Some good-
looking women, genetic, straight as an arrow who just like to
dance and have a good time.”
“Yeah. In a place where they don’t have to worry
about guys drooling over them. Because they’re chasing other
guys.”
“Wrong again. Downtown might be like th at, but
2112 is huge, man. You’d have a blast. Besides, I need
someone to help me run sound. It’s not like you’re going to be
standing around with your thum b up your ass.”
On that line, the cart readout dropped to zero, and
Phillip scram bled to fire off the next song on the traffic log,
nearly missing the cue. “Okay. I’ll do it. I’ll go.”
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Chapter Eleven

It was the day before Thanksgiving and Abby’s mother


was trying to defrost a huge turk ey. She had laid it out on the
counter in a big oval pan. The skin of the turkey was milky
and wet, and bum py. It reminded her of the way her own skin
looked when she got out of the pool on a cool day. Her
mother also chopped vegetables: green celery, shiny peppers,
and onio ns that caused her to sniffle and leak tears from her
eyes.
At school Abby had learned about the Pilgrims. She
thought their clothes looked funny. The m en dressed in black
jackets with a big b elt at the waist that m ake them look as if
they were wearing a sh ort dress. Underneath the jacket they
wore pants with knee socks and shoes with big buckles. On
their head they wore a big hat that looked like a sandbox
bucket turned upside down. The lady pilgrims wore long
dresses with ruffles that looked like a few of Ab by’s nighties.
The kindergarten teacher said that one of the pilgrim
lady’s names was “Abigail.” They looked at a slide show where
the lady held a stick through the hole of what looked like an
upside-down wooden garbage can. Sh e wore an apron and a
cap that co vered her head and ears, fram ing her face in white
ruffles. The teacher said that the pilgrim lady was making
butter.
Abby told her m oth er all this while she helped her
with the vegetables and the turkey. W hen she looked out into
the living room, she noticed that the falling sun had tinged the
walls, carpeting and furniture golden. That meant that it was
almost time for Essie the Angel man to come walking around
the corner. She asked her mother “Can I got outside and play
with my friend?”
Her mother was rolling dough with the wooden
rolling pin for an apple pie crust, one of Abby’s favorite
desserts. “It’s getting a little late, honey. Your friend’s mom
and dad are probably going to be h aving dinner soon.”
“But he doesn’t have any mom and dad. It’s Essie,
that man wh o lives next doo r.”
Her mother put the rolling pin aside, straightened and
looked at her for a long time. Abby could see the ruffles at the
top of her mother’s apron move up and down when she
breathed. “Okay Ab by. But please stay out on the stoop, just
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She ran to the hall closet to get her coat. Excitedly, she knew
that along with waiting for the Angel man, she could also coax
her cat to come inside.
When Abby stepped outside and closed the wood door
and the screen door behind he r, she felt the warmth of the sun.
At the same time a breeze tickled her cheekb ones with a fro sty
chill. More cars drove on the street than usual during the long-
shadow time just before the sun went down. She could also
sm ell the fireplace wood burning, reminding her of Christmas.

They’d put up the Christmas d ecorations on the


streetlamps and street signs. Green, fuzzy ropes hung from
lamppost to lam ppost, and a silver bell hung from the lamp
itself. Abby sat down on the stoop, the cold concrete jolting
her small bottom through the corduroy pants she wore. Once
she warmed herself enough, she scanned the front yard with her
eyes. “Boo tsy!” sh e called out loudly enough for the cat to hear
without scaring her away. “Come here kitty, kitty, kitty.”
Recently the cat had been using her door at the back of the
house more often. She would come in at night while she and
her father watched television and her mother fed her baby
sister. Bootsy could be roaming around the mansion next door
or she might be walking in one of the neighbor’s yards.
Abby looked at the street corner a couple of houses
away, and E stes suddenly appeared. She wondered if he just
“popped” into view when she blinked, like magic. He wo re the
same navy blue slacks and coat with his cap, b ut just as before,
he continually changed while he walked toward her. He started
as an ordinary looking man wh o wore restaurant uniform
clothes to a winged, huge man with long flowing hair and a
shield, to a bearded man in an army uniform. Abby locked her
gaze o n him as he approached.
When she thought he was close enough to hear her
and she called out “H i!” and stood up fo r a moment to wave at
him. He saw her, recognized h er, and smiled in a way that
caused him to glow from inside. He had been walking fairly
slowly, but when he saw Abby, he picked up his pace. The air
around him, especially around his face and head, emitted rays
of light.
Bootsy also appeared. She skipped along on her little
legs, meowing loud and long as she moved. When she reached
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legs and leaped at her, rubbing the back of her head and the top
of her back against her thigh.
Essie’s body, face and character continued to change
befo re her eyes as he walked toward her. This time the
costumes he wore looked different: first, flowing robes and a
headpiece that reminded her of one of the three wise men from
Christmas manger scenes; then a soldier’s uniform of drab
green pants cut off at the knees and billowing, paired with a
double-breasted jacket that seem ed too small; and finally, he
changed into a strong looking man with knotted-muscle arms
wearing a skirt that appeared to be m ade of slats of wood, with
a chest piece above that made of shim mering, silvery metal.
That uniform stayed on h im as he walked tow ard her, and it
looked like the sleeveless tank shirts men wore during the
sum mer. She wondered how he was keeping warm while
wearing so little. As he neared her, she learned why. A w arm th
pervaded the air when he arrived along with the light that
emanated from him. The metal shirt also seemed molded onto
his chest, as if a blacksm ith had hammered it out aro und his
body and then fastened it in place with bolts.
And he had grown. Abby looked at him in awe as he
walked toward the house. She hoped he would want to come
insid e this time and that her m other would welco me him . He
was so tall while wearing the arm or that he might not be able to
fit through the doorway, however Abby glanced down at her
cat and saw that she had lain down, her front legs resting across
her lap. She had been so enraptured she hadn’t even noticed
her cat lying on top of her.
In the split second she looked away, however, Estes
changed back into his normal self, the sm iling m an wh o wore
the restaurant uniform and blue coat. The glow aro und his
head remained and she felt a tingling inside when he looked
down at her and said “Well, hello again!”
Bo otsy the cat climbed down off of her and turned
toward Estes. She lifted up onto her hind legs and rubbed
against the side of Estes’ leg. Reflexively Estes reached down
and petted her with a slow, gentle hand. She closed her eyes
and purred. To Abby, it looked like her cat was smiling.
Abby said “Do you want to have Thanksgiving dinner
with us tomorrow?”
He smiled, rhythmically stroking Bootsy’s soft fur and
turned to Ab by, to look deeply into her eyes. “O h, beautiful
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me to celebrate Thanksgiving at her home and I have already
said yes to her.”
Abby smiled and paused for a moment to think.
Sudd enly she had a great idea. “Christmas is not far away!
Maybe you could come to our house for Christmas dinner!
Oh, it’s so good! Sh e makes ham with a yum my honey sauce
and m ashed potatoes and green beans.”
Estes was grinning, looking b ack at her until his face
and eyes started to change yet again and he shrank, also, so that
for a mom ent he appeared to be a little boy, just like the ones
she sat next to in nursery sch ool.
Som ething moving on the road caused Abby to look
away from Estes for a moment and toward the street. She saw a
small maroon car driving slowly toward their driveway. W hen it
headed towards them and it caused her to feel queasy in her
stomach. Usually, she could look through a window of a car
and see the person inside driving it, however the maroon cars
windows were dark green. She turned to Estes and noticed that
when he saw the car, his eyes lost their sparkle and his lips and
mouth formed a small “o.” It was the first time she’d see the
Angel Man with a serious expression.
The car also looked different from most others Abby
had seen. Her m other and father’s car was big, high and boxy
compared to the small and low maroon car, which looked like a
giant wedge of cheese. It sped along, making a thrumming
noise but it slowed down wh en it reached the mansion. To
Abby’s astonishment, the maroon car turned into the driveway.
Could it be one of her uncles or aunts or a friend of her
fathers? “Who is that?” she asked, hoping Estes would know.
Estes shook his head slowly as they watched the low-
slung vehicle coast to a stop on the concrete driveway. From
where they sat on the stoop they could see just shadows through
the car’s front windshield. Abby could make out a head and a
face and she could see arms and hands moving around the
steering wheel. The engine stopped and the car sat silently.
Abby knew that meant that the driver turned the keys and had
taken them out, just as she had seen her mother do dozens of
times.
The person sitting behind the wheel of the maroon car
took much longer to get out than her mother usually did,
however. Time seemed to stop and the breeze had stilled and
Abby wondered whether the A ngel M an was still breathing.
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the door moved slowly. It reminded Abby of the lazily waving
screen door in the sum mertime. Som ething scared her.
When the door had opened wide, she could see
someone emerge from the car. At first she co uld see the top of
his head, then dark sunglasses and a twisted smile. When he
rose the rest of the way above the car’s roof, she could see that
he wore a black leather coat, also. Abby glanced over at Estes,
who was intently gazing at the m an who had stopped over to
visit them. She heard the car door close gently and she watched
the man walk around the edge of his car. Estes’ face started out
expressionless, like her father’s when he was angry and driving.
When the man came around the front, sloping edge of the car,
how ever, and saw Estes he grinned, showing white teeth. Abby
could see that the bla ck coat reached all the way down past the
blond man’s knees. He started to speak, in a sing-songy,
exuberant voice. “My m an! Ho w’s it hanging?”
“Richthius,” Estes said, lowly, “w e meet again. Could
you please tame yo ur language in front of the little girl?”
Richthius lifted his hands in the air in an overly
theatrical display of shame and said “Oo h! Sorry! And just
who is this beautiful little doll?” He bent at his waist, putting
his hands on his knees while he looked at her.
“My nam e is Abby.”
Richthius heard her words and closed his eyes, smiling
as if he had just heard a stirring excerpt from a classical
romantic overture. “Deligh tful,” he said. Abb y saw a ligh tning
bolt streak through the sky and silently strike a patch of grass
the next yard over fro m theirs. He took a few more steps
toward them and lifted his sunglasses, perching them atop his
crown and his thick swatch of hair. He loo ked at Estes with a
crooked smile saying “So, brave knight, how are things in the
ham burger preparation business?”
Estes said, his tone slow and measured. “How do your
superiors fell about wh at you’re doing?”
Richthius shook his head and chuckled lightly.
“They’re all fine. Making the rounds? Making sure peo ple
have a good time when they go out to celebrate? Sure. It’s my
job.”
Estes jumped right in with “You know what I’m
referring to.”
Abby noticed that their voices took on a more
bellowing, hollow tone, the way voices sounded in the huge,
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Abby had always seen Estes as the “Angel
Man,” always smiling and happy. It distressed her that this
man’s presence could cause him to become solemn and low-
voiced. “Do you live around here?” she asked him.
“No, child,” Richthius said, smiling again, chuckling.
“I am mo st decidedly no t from around here.”
“Do you and E stes come from the same place?”
Estes looked dow n. Richthius’ eyes opened wider as
he put his hands on his hips. He shrugged a little, the way all
adults did when they were unsure of themselves and he said
“Yes, darling you could probab ly say that.”
Abby looked at Estes, who was shaking his head,
looking back and forth between the two of them.
“I don’t believe you,” she said.
Richthius laughed. Looking down at her intently, he
said “H ey, I like this little one! She’s fiery.”
Calmly, Estes said “I think she’s a good judge of
character.”
Richthius raised his eyebrows in an expression of
exaggerated surprise.
Abby said “My friend does not want you here. You
should leave.”
Richthius’ expression changed from surprised and
jovial to one of incredulous disbelief. His features then quickly
changed back into cocky rowdiness. “What’s the problem, hon?
Worried that my hot rod will block the driveway when your
daddy gets hom e?”
Abby had never seen or heard of a grown up acting
like the blond headed man named Richthius. On one hand, he
spoke slowly and used lots of big, important sounding words.
Yet there seemed to be a mean edge to his tone of voice,
especially when he spoke about her father. He seemed like a
naughty little bo y wh o had suddenly grown big, into an adult.
She said “You know what? You’re not very nice.”
Richthius then did something that surprised Abby and seemed
to surprise Estes, also. He sighed lightly and sauntered over
toward the both of them . He strutted directly toward Abby,
bent from the hip and leaned forward when he’d come to
within a few feet of them . “You say that now, my little
darling,” he said, reaching forward to lightly touch her cheek
“When you get older, you’ll change your tune.”
Abby sensed that E stes was go ing to say something.
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sounding like a gunsho t. It startled her and she turned around
to see her mother standing in the doorway. Her mother said
“Honey, it’s time to co me in for dinner. It’s getting dark out
here.”
When she turned around to look at the driveway, she
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Chapter Twelve

Stephanie eased her car through the “old money”


section of town where Estes said he lived. Som eone had told
her that the steel mill on the outskirts of to wn had been
thriving and prosperous, especially during World War II,
something having to do with possessing a lucrative gunmetal
contract. Many of the huge, fancy houses had been b uilt
during W o rld W ar I, when the mill started. They used Germ an
and Dutch architecture. As Stephanie drove down the tree-
lined streets, she thoug ht th at it must have been a beautiful
neighborhood back in the fifties and sixties.
When the recessions of the seventies hit, the steel m ill
decreased by half, ad then when Reagan took office, it decreased
by half again. Many people lost their jobs. Some moved, some
stayed, but people seemed less able to afford the upkeep of all
the fancy h ouses. It rose three stories atop a sm all dale set back
from the street. There were parapets, gables, and towers. The
house had been make of tigh t, dark brick with a slate and
copper roof. Ivy vines climbed the walls on the sides of it,
especially around the huge chimney. Only when she turned
into the long, curving driveway did she discover the signs of
disrepair such as cracked brick, a concrete driveway choked off
with weeds, and dingy, neglected window sills with shutters.
She found Estes around the back of the house, just as
he’d prom ised. At first, she didn’t recognize him witho ut his
work slacks, checkered shirt and cap. He wore blue jeans and a
blue jeans jacket. His sandy hair was stirring in the breeze but
kept its perfect, feathered style. He sm iled when he saw her in
the black Oldsmobile. Though he had never see her out of the
work uniform either, she did a thorough job of describing her
car. Estes’ b reath steam ed in the mo rning chill under a
gunmetal gray sky. The weather was too cold for just a jeans
jacket. When Stephanie stopped the car in front of him, she
saw him blow o n his hands for warm th. She’d put the heater
on full blast upon leaving the house and smiled to herself for
her good sense . Estes clumsily opened the door, fumbling with
the latch before lowering himself down insid e. “ O oh, that
warmth is really nice,” he said, shutting the door firmly closed.
“Happy Thanksgiving,” she said as she watched him
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“Happy Thanksgiving to you, too,” he said, smiling
enigmatically, the same way he always had at the restaurant.
While they coasted down the driveway and eased out onto the
main street, Stephanie kept one eye on him as they conversed.
She wondered if he’d ridden in a car very much, or whether
they even had them where he came from . He would gaze out
through the windshield, glance up at the sky, and watch her
steer. Along the way, Stephanie thought about taking a wide
turn and heading toward the of fice building. She wanted to see
if the angelic pattern was still there. Something told her not to,
however, so she kept going.
Soon she reached her ho me neigh borhoo d. “W ill you
be having your whole family over for dinner?” Estes asked.
“No. It’ll just be me and my husband and my son.
Later on in the day we go to my mom and dad’s for pie and
coffee. My sister usually goes, too. She touched the garage
door opener and saw Estes watch the door roll open
mechanically with rapt attention. Did they have garage door
openers where he came from?
As they entered the ho use, Stephanie remembered
what had worried her about the day. The look on Michael’s
face when she first suggested inviting Estes. They were washing
walls together and clearing away cobwebs on the rafters. When
she’d asked him, Michael looked away in the distance, pausing
for a moment, squinting. The creases between his eyes
deepened. “You mean this guy has no fam ily at all? No
friends? No nothing?”
“Not that I know of. He lives by himself in some
kind of room ing house near old M ain Street.”
Michael shrugged. “What about before? Was he
hom eless? H e could be all full of bugs and shit.”
“No. In fact he’s the cleanest, most imm aculate
person I’ve ever met.”
He grunted, swatting at a cobweb with a paint roller
brush handle. “What is he, gay or som ething?”
Stephanie tsk-tsked and tossed her damp sponge at his
head, which caused a mist of water to spray his face. “You guys
are all alike. Any time a guy takes care of himself and cares
about his looks, to you he’s automatically gay.”
“You’re right.”
The response surprised her. “W hat?”
“ Co m e to think of it, a gay guy wouldn’t go to a
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they had lace curtains, throw pillows and lavender in the
bathroom .” He started swishing his hip and talking with a
breathy lisp while making delicate sweeping gestures with h is
cleaning brush. Stephanie laughed, deep belly laughs, as she
bent over at the waist, slapping her thigh.
W hen she calmed down, she said “You know what,
you’re cute when you do that!”
Michael frowned theatrically at her while he returned
to his norm al, stoic dem eanor. “So, is this guy gonna eat us
out of house and ho me, or what?”
“Then you’re cool with it?”
“Yeah, why not. He’s not a perv or anything, is he?
He’s not gonna flash Kevin or anything, right?”
She g av e h im a quick hug. “No, I guess I just think of
him as a stray puppy or kitten that we’re bringing in off the
street. Maybe it will get us some heaven points.”
Still, she felt a tingling in her bones while she and
Estes walked inside her house. It was something m ore than just
wondering how Estes and Michael would interact. The door
from the garage led first to a hallway and when they passed the
living room with the ornate cherry wood china cabinet,
Stephanie said “It ain’t much, but honey, it’s all I’ve got.”
“I think it’s a wonderful ho use,” Estes said, looking all
around at the walls and portraits and the reproductio n painting
of a Venetian street scene.
From the living room Stephanie could hear th e
television playing in the den, filling the room with music,
cheering and excited voices. “Let me introduce you to my
husband and my son,” she said, while guiding Estes to the den.
When they reached the threshold, Stephanie was
dismayed that Michael had flopped out on the reclin er and
Kevin had his attention buried in a hand-held video game.
Something called a “G am eboy,” wh ich held little cartridges that
played gam es on the screen the size of a drink coaster. The one
Kevin played the most was “Tetris” which involved
manipulating and matching blocks and rectangles as they
drifted down the screen. Michael was busy reading the
newspaper. His reading glasses made him look more reflective
and mild mannered, she’d always thought, like a beefy version
of a college pro fessor.
Michael quickly turned to his wife and Estes, putting
the paper down, raising himself from the recliner. He leaned
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the lips while saying “Hi, hon.” Rather than stand, Mich ael
perched atop one of the armrests. He turned to Estes.
“Michael, this is Estes, who works with me.” The men
shook hands and Stephanie watched them exchange quick eye
contact.
“Welcome,” Michael said. “Glad to meet you.” His
tone was hushed, soft, and solemn. He normally spoke that
way only in a church setting. Stephanie crossed the carpet past
the coffee table and tousled her son’s hair while he continued
to gaze down at the sm all screen.
“And this very engaged yo ung m an is m y son Kevin.”
The conversation, the presence of the other people in the room
and even Stephanie’s fingertips through h is hair had failed to
nudge his attention away from the gam e. When he heard his
name he looked up and said “Huh?” Stephanie re-introduced
Estes and was both pleasantly surprised and proud to see h im
smile warmly and return the greeting.
An awkward mom ent fo llowed. Stephanie wanted to
be around when they all had a chat to get acquainted. To do it,
she would have to sit beside Estes on the couch, since Kevin
had curled up on the love seat. “So, whatcha doing?” she asked
quickly.
Michael pointed at the television. “Just waiting for
the game to come on.” He gathered the paper, organizing it.
Kevin resumed playing the video game.
“Have a seat, Estes,” S tephanie said, showing him one
end of the couch, closest to Michael. When Estes unbuttoned
his jeans jacket and lowered himself down, Stephanie realized
she could sit further down and keep them from looking too
cozy together. She could also excuse herself at any point to
check on the turkey and the dressings. Yet sh e still wanted to
witness how the unusual Estes would interact with other adults
in a non-work setting.
Q uickly, she plopped herself down a few feet from
Estes on the couch . He had leaned back, resting himself in, so
Stephanie leaned forward, sitting on the edge of the seat
cushion. She could chec k h is facial expressions. Once
everyone had been situated , M ichael turned to Estes and said
“So ho w do yo u like working at The Pit so far?”
He paused and squinted, his head qu izzically tilting
while he asked “I beg yo ur pardon?”
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Estes nodded in understanding, an “ah-hah” look on
his face. “It’s been going along very well so far. What do you
do, Michael?”
He shrugged wh ile on the television screen behind
him a giant, inflatable Sno opy floated down the street during
the Macy’s parade. “I’m a contractor. Remodeling, mostly.
Light construction, too.” His voice was tinged with pride.
From there, Estes asked M ichael what k ind of projects
he took on. Did he have a crew? Was h is company busier
during the summer months or the winter m onths? For the first
few minutes, Michael’s responses were slow and guarded but he
soon started animatedly re-telling some of his adventures in the
home repair and rem odeling business. There was the time he
made a goof purchasing supplies and ended up roofing a house
with half one type of shingles and a completely different type
for the other side. H e also told, in graphic detail, of the
various employees who’d accidentally pierced body parts with
nail guns. Stephanie had heard all the stories dozens of times
but still found grinned at all the appropriate times.
Estes was transfixed, in rapt attention, as if he
expected someo ne to quiz him later on the fine points of
Michael’s stories.
Michael suddenly paused, shaking his head, and a
sheepish look flashed across his features. “Hey, here I am, yak-
yak-yakking like a yenta and you’re the guest. What about you,
man? W hat did you do before you started slinging burgers/”
Estes paused, shrugging casually. “I was in the
service.”
“Oh really? Wh at branch.”
“The um , army.”
Michael nodded. “Now there’s som ething I don’t
know too much about. Too young for the draft, too old for
selective service. Worked for my dad for awhile and then that
little one came along.” He indicated Stephanie with opened
palms. “Right after that, the little guy over there showed up
and I said ‘Man, I gotta get serious.’ Then, dad had a heart
attack and the doctors told him he had to slow down. He made
m e a good deal and I bought him out.” He took a moment to
pause thoughtfully “Hey, you were in the service, what do you
think of all that stuff going on in the Middle East? Think it’s
going to turn into a war?”
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instants. Stephanie realized that she was leaning so far forward
that she was close to falling off the seat cushion edge. Softly,
Estes replied “M aybe.”
Michael shook his head and whistled. “Well, if we
have a war, let’s hope it’s a quick one.” He paused to glance at
his watch and the wall clock above the mantel. He then looked
at Stephanie. “Hey hon, we have beer, don’t we? Hey bud, you
want a beer?”
Stephanie waited, holding her breath, for Estes’
response. He paused before saying “Sure. That’d be nice.” The
Thanksgiving Day parade coverage ended and the bold, brassy
“NFL Today” music blared through the television speaker and
dram atic camera angles of a television studio filled the screen.
“Hey hon, wh y do n’t you b ring out the little cooler with a few
beers in it? Game’s on!”
Estes said “Do you need any h elp with that?”
Stephanie waved him off politely. “No, that’ll be
okay. It’s the little cooler. Definitely a one person job.”
As she rose to pad off to the kitchen, she heard
Michael say “So, do you have a football favorite?” By the time
she reached the kitchen, Estes response sounded muffled,
drowned out by the exuberant sportscaster’s voices on the
television. As sh e dropped bottles of beer into the little
Styrofoam cooler and then filled it with ice, she supposed that
Estes must have been exposed to beer before, especially if he
had been in the service. Do ttie had said “That boy doesn’t
come from around here. Maybe Europe or som ewhere, but
definitely not here.”
Loretta said “Well if he comes from Europe, where’s
his accent?”
Dottie replied “M aybe he lost it.”
Stephanie quickly brought the beers back into the den.
When Michael noticed her coming in, he said “Awright! Bring
me one of those babies, baby.”
Estes had shifted further down the couch. When
Stephanie returned with the beers, their guest was leaning far
forward, talking with Kevin. “What a great idea,” he was saying
as Stephanie handed a beer to Mic hael, “a video game you can
take with you. The screen looks kind of sm all. Can you see it
all right?”
When Stephanie brought the cooler toward Estes to
offer him a beer, he was distracted, looking closely at the video
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manipulate the blocks with the up-down, and left-right buttons
near the side of the handheld gam e device. “I’ve made it up to
ten levels before,” he said proudly. “Do you want to try?”
Estes lifted up his hands, glancing at both Stephanie
and M ichael. “U m, I don’t think I’d be any good at it.”
“You get better by playing,” Kevin said, pushing a few
buttons to reset the machine before handing it over to Estes.
“All you have to do is hit ‘Start.’”
“I’m not very good at it, either,” Stephanie said.
Michael also noticed Estes as he tried to play the
game, and said “Hey bud, I think you h ave to b e twelve years
old or less.”
Stephanie decided to grab a brew from the coo ler.
When she settled back into the couch, she watched Estes’ eyes
widen, then squint as he held the game tightly and worked the
buttons. She could hear clicks and beeps coming from the
machine’s small speaker. W hen the m achine made a noise that
sounded like an electronic raspberry and saw E stes’ shoulders
slum p, she knew he’d been beaten.
Kevin, seated across from him , smiled. “We have big
video games, too, that you play on the TV. Do you wanna try
one of those later? Like after dinner?”
Stephanie felt a shudder in her spine at the though t of
looking at the video screen again. “How many football games
are on TV today?” she asked Michael, to change the sub ject.
The thought of Estes seeing the gory video game caused
stinging pain in her forehead.
For a moment Michael was distracted by a Detroit
Lion running back eluding would-be tacklers after fielding a
punt. He said “There’s this, and the Dallas gam e after.”
Stephanie stood up. To Kevin she said “Well, kid, it
looks like the TV is go ing to be tied up all day.”
Es tes, who had lost another round of Tetris, was
handing the game unit back to Kevin. The unopened beer still
lay at his side. “Those falling and spinning bricks make me
dizzy,” he explained.
“Well, I’m going to get dinner together,” Stephanie
said, walking toward the kitchen. After a few years of practice
and lots of advice from her m om , she had turned the dinner
into an assem bly production. She always cook ed th e turkey the
night before, waking up at 6:30 the next m orning to rem ove it
from the oven, baste it heavily, and then put it away for
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entirely outside the turkey. She’d heard too many horror
stories about Thanksgiving night trips to the E.R . with
vomiting and diarrhea.
She made a vegetable medley filled halfway with frozen
vegetables and the other half with sautéed onions and peppers
seasoned with Caesar dressing. Then there was the candied yam
casserole. The mashed yams and honey were easy, with just the
right amount of butter. Stephanie’s Thanksgiving tradition was
to put down layers of mini-marshmallows, latticed, across the
top. After heating the casserole through, she would also set it
on broil for ab out twenty minutes, to give the marshmallows
the golden-tinged, “campfire” look.
She was delicately placing the marshmallows when the
phone rang. When she answered, Lori said “So, nature boy
made it to your house okay?”
“ O f course. I picked him up. He doesn’t drive,
num bskull. Rem ember?”
“Oh yeah. Did you show him the angel on the side of
the building?”
“Well no, we didn’t,” she stammered, cradling the
phone in her neck and dropping marshmallows down. “What
made you think of that?”
“It’s such a Thanksgiving thing to do. How are he
and S.M . going?”
S.M. stood for “stud muffin” her nickname for
Mich ael, which went back to the early days of th eir dating. “It’s
funny you should ask that,” Stephanie went on, delicately
dropping the marshmallows. “But they did okay. Of course
Michael did practically all of the talking.”
“He did?” Lori sounded surprised
“Yeah, Estes asked him questions about his company
and he was off and running.”
“Wow. A guy who doesn’t spend all his time bragging
and is interested in other people. Does he have a girlfriend?”
“Lori…”
“I meant for my single friends at the college,
sleazebag.”
“Oh. No. I don’t think he has a girlfriend. Dot,
Loretta and Janet all flirt with him at work, big time.”
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“Reet! Reet1” Lori was m imicking the sounds of the
yellow alert from the old Star Trek television series. “Gay-dar!
Gay-dar! Reeded! Reeded!”
“Oh, stop it! God, when are you going to quit that?
Just because a guy has manners, grooms himself well and
doesn’t slobber over anything remotely female doesn’t mean
he’s gay.”
Lori paused at the other end of the line. Stephanie
wondered whether she was finally getting through to her on
that issue. Lori then dropped her voice very low, almost
whispering when she said “You know, there’s a really
convenient, easy, and fun way we can find o ut for sure.”
Stephanie had finished dropping the marshmallows
and could give Lori her full attention. She took the telephone
handset from the crook of her neck and held it to her ear,
putting her other hand on her hip. “What are you gonna do
sleazebag? Seduce him ? In your car, mayb e?”
“No. Something that might be even mo re fun. Girl’s
night out. Friday night. 2112.”
“2112?”
“Yeah! It’ll be great! There’s supposed to be a big-
time show there this F riday. Just like Las Vegas.”
“That place gives me a headache. You’re suggesting
that we drag Estes there to see if he goes ga-ga over any of the
guys?” She kept her voice down and glanced in the direction of
the den anxiously.
“Ding! Ding! Ding!” Lori shouted, imitating an
obnoxious bell on a game show. “And the burger flipper lady
wins a one thousand dollar bonus!”
“I don’t think he’ll go for it.”
“Well, we’ll be sneaky. We ’ll just tell him it’s a club.
Rem ember, all kinds of people go there. And it’s big. I’ve
taken guys there before who couldn’t figure it out for hours.
They just thought it was a huge disco playing unusual music.”
“It’d be a dirty trick.”
“ W e’ll get so me other people to go alo ng and then he
won’t be able to blame it on just us. He’ll think it’s an exciting
group outing.”
Som ething suddenly occurred to Stephanie and she
shifted her weight on her feet. She paused, thinking how best
to put the question. “Can I ask why yo u’re so interested in his
reactions to things?” She glanced toward the doorway, anxious
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Lori sighed. “Well, he’s just fascinating. I gotta admit
I’ve never met anyone like him. You feel the same way, and
you know it. Why else would you have invited his ass to
Thanksgiving dinner?”
Stephanie sighed loudly. “How about we change the
subject?” For the next few minutes, they discussed their day’s
planned activities. When they closed the conversation she
p ro m ised Lori she w ould invite Estes to the show bar with them
that Friday night.
She tested the turkey and the stuffing and set the
vegetable medley on “warm,” then slumped back and she sighed
out loud. Traditionally, she served dinner between three and
three-thirty. She m ade sure that the oven and stovetops were
turned down low enough before returning to the den. When
she stepped back inside there, she came upon Estes and Michael
intently watching the football gam e while Kevin sat quietly
cracking walnuts open . Estes still politely cradled his beer
against his thigh. She wondered if he had drunk any of it at all
while she sat down on the far end of the sofa.
Michael noticed her. “Hey, hon, how’s things going
in there?”
Stephanie gave him the O K sign. “All under control.”
He nodded, then glanced at the TV screen, where a
lanky looking punter boomed the football away for the offense.
“Do you need any help?”
“No, I’ll be fine. Thanks for asking.” It was part of a
game they played. In the summ er and early fall, when Michael
and Kevin mowed the yard and raked leaves, she would always
feel slightly guilty. Many times she would poke her head out
the back door and ask if they needed help. They would always
say that they were fine. She would make sure they had a pitcher
of tea or lemonade and a plate of sandwiches for when they
came back. Michael’s turn to feel guilty came during holiday
dinners, house cleaning, or laundry.
Estes suddenly tipped the can of beer toward his lips.
However, he sipped as delicately at the fluid as if it had been a
1930s vintage wine and he was a wine taster. “How are you
doing Estes? Are you having fun?”
Estes gave her a little wave from the other end of the
sofa. “W e’re just enjoying the gam e.”
“Did you want a little something to eat?”
“Oh, no.” He waved her off. “We’ll be eating soon,
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Michael and Stephanie looked at each other and
nodded. “She usually has it all together by the end of the
gam e.”
“Has it been half time yet?”
“Yes,” Kevin, Michael and Estes replied in unison.
“Go sh, I’d b etter get back in there and get started.”
“Tell you what, darling, when the game’s over, we’ll all
go out there and make it a group effort.”
At first she didn’t even know what to think. She
wondered if Estes ebullient, good nature was rubbing off on
Michael. While Stephanie started on the sweet potato casserole
and the ve geta ble medley, M ichael led Estes to the ch ina clo set I
the hallway betw een the living room and the dining room. She
was able to watch them scurry about, setting out the place mats,
the place settings, and the silverware, rem inding h er of the Walt
Disney cartoon “Beauty and the Beast.” Their antics with little
Kevin tagging along reminded her of the candelabra, the
grandfather clock , and the teacup cavorting about, setting a
beautiful table for Belle and the Beast.
Estes volunteered to carry out the platter with the
turkey while Michael hoisted the heavier potato casserole and
vegetable medley serving bowls. Stephanie was left with just the
stuffing and the breadbasket with gravy. Kevin delighted her by
setting the scarlet napkins at the place settings, fanning them
the way they did at fancy restaurants. “Jimm y’s dad showed us
how to do that,” he explained.
As another tradition, Stephanie always served fine
white wine with the Thanksgiving meal. Even Kevin would get
a glass full. When the table had been set with a scrumptious,
steaming turkey and stuffing, with marshmallows on the sweet
potato casserole tinged golden brown, Michael produced four
delicate goblets from the kitchen.
After the feast was ready for them, they all stood at
their chairs at the dining room table. After a few moments of
glancing at each other, Stephanie said “Let’s sit down before it
gets cold!”
“And let’s give thanks,” Michael said.
“Give thanks?” Estes echoed, in a quizzical, beaming
kind of way.
“Yes, sir. You’re the guest, why do n’t w e start with
you?”
“Michael! Let’s not put the poor guy on the spot!
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He sighed, wriggling in his chair before starting,
clearing his throat. “Well, I’m happy that I have both my
mother and m y father in the sam e house. I like that they are
nice to me and get me what I need.” He blushed when he
spoke, while looking back and forth between his mother and
father, who were smiling. “I am thankful for all my friends and
that I am popu lar at school.” Stephanie glanced at Estes, who
was settled into his chair, beam ing with an inner, radiant light.
“I am thankful for being able to run and play sports because
some kids can’t. And I am also thankful for video games
because I like them.”
The re was silence in the room for a mom ent while
Kevin put his hands atop the table. When he sighed, Michael
started. He also cleared his throat. “I’m thankful for my
family,” he began. “For my sweet, beautiful wife Stephanie and
the life we have built together. For my wonderful son Kevin.
I’m thankful for the way we’ve been blessed with this beautiful
house and lots of good friends. I’m thankful that my business
continues to thrive both in good times and in bad, that I’m
lucky enough to have such good people to work with.”
Stephanie’s eyes had started to mist. Rarely had she
ever heard him speak of her as “beautiful” with such
conviction. She reach ed over and took his hand. When it
came time for her turn she had to steel herself before the words
would come. “I’m thankful for my loving husband and all the
happiness we’ve shared. For the blessings of family and friends
and especially my beautiful son Kevin.” Her son rolled his eyes
around when she said this, causing both her and Michael to
laugh. “I’m also thankful for our lovely home and rewarding
careers.” She glanced over at Estes as she said this and he
smiled at her.
She soon realized that they were all gazing a t Estes in
anticipation. He was smiling warmly, enjoying the company,
when he suddenly shuddered and said “Ooh, that must mean
it’s my turn.” He straightened himself in his chair and took a
deep breath. “I’m thankful for the journey,” he began, and as
he continued, light emanated from him and the atmosphere of
the room seemed to suspend itself from time. “For the
opportunities to help people, to know and love them . I’m
thankful for the lesson and for forgiveness and grace. And on
this day of thanks, to be in the company of such a loving and
giving family.” He held out his hands slightly, the palms raised
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also. It was a deep, resolute steadfastness that also radiated
warmth. His facial features changed for a moment, becom ing
more Nordic and chiseled. He seemed to grow, his chest and
arms expanding. “And finally,” he added, “I am thankful for
love.”
Stephanie stayed still for a long while. She felt as if
she’d drifted onto a higher plane and had to ease back down.
She closed her eyes. When she reopened them Estes, Michael
and Kevin were all smiling. Michael clapped his hands together
and said “Well, we’ve said grace! Dig in everybody!”
Michael resumed his annual role as the turkey carver.
Stephanie always marveled at how he approach ed th e job —as if
he was using a jig saw on pine— and making precision cuts. In
just a few mom ents , he had set glistening slabs of white turkey
on all four plates. Estes saw the sweet potato casserole: “That
looks too perfect to eat!”
Stephanie smiled inside. Kevin said “That’s my
favo rite part, Mr. Estes.” He found the serving ladle and dove
it into the casserole, giving himself a hefty sized portion of it.
Michael said “The stuffing. That’s my favorite.
Stephanie makes out-of-this-world stuffing. Learned it from her
ma.”
When it was all finished, Stephanie felt pleased that it
was the best Thanksgiving day dinner she had ever served.
Time seemed to stop while they all enjoyed the turkey and
fixings. At one point, Michael asked Estes “So did you have
lots of mem orable Thanksgivings with your fam ily? Like when
you were a kid?”
“Yes, yes. I’ve had the pleasure. Many wonderful
dinners.” He stared dreamily out into space. Stephanie felt
that they should keep the conversation on festive, neutral
topics.
After dinner, she assumed they would watch the
remainder of the day’s second football game over coffee and
pum pkin pie. When the food had settled in their stomachs and
the time grew late, she would bring Estes home.
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Chapter Thirteen

Near the end of the second football game, Kevin


turned to his mother and said “So mom, can we show Estes the
video game?” Estes was sitting just a couple of yards away.
Stephanie hesitated. The video game had spun he r off
into some type f weird vortex that put her in a coma-like trance.
Kevin had helped her snap out of it but she still wondered
whether she should have had Michael take her to the ER.
“Honey maybe som e other tim e,” she said, “there’s a good
movie coming on. It’ll be fun to watch. She had sighed wh ile
saying that and knew that she flashed a disconcerted look on
her face. Out of her peripheral vision, she could see Estes
studying her.
“Is there something wrong with the video game?” Estes
said.
Stephanie smiled, trying to deflect attention from
herself. Beside her Kevin started talking rapidly, bouncing up
and down, describing it all to Estes. “Yes, but it’s nothing lik e
the bricks game. You go into this haunted house and fight
zombies and monsters. Bats fly down on top of you and it’s
cool!”
Estes turned to Stephanie. “I knew there was prob ably
a reason why you were reticent about it. You’re probably not
keen on all that violence.”
Kevin shook his head and blurted out “No , m om
played the game once, and som ething in it scared her really bad
and she kind of fainted. I came hom e and found her in a
trance.”
Shocked, Stephanie shouted “Kevin!”
That grabbed Michael’s attention. Until then he had
settled into his easy chair with a steaming cup of coffee, but he
snapped his neck around and glared at Kevin during his
outburst. “Wh at in the Sam H ill are you talking about?”
Desperate to change the subject, Stephanie waved her
hands and said “It’s no thing honey, really.”
Gazing intently at her, Estes seemed intrigued. “I’d
like to see that video game,” he said.
Kevin bounced up and down on the couch again,
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“No, no,” Michael said. “Why don’t y’all look at it on
the downstairs TV,” Michael said. “I want to watch this
movie.”
Stephanie was getting anxious about seeing the video
game again, even if someone else was going to be playing it.
“You’re sure you don’t mind us deserting you?”
“I don’t mind. I’ll tell you what you m issed. H ell,
just let those two go down there. They’re both big boys.”
She watched Estes and Kevin standing there, blank
looks on their faces. “U m, no, I think I want to be there, too.”
Estes, Stephanie and Kevin tru dge d of f to the
bas em ent. When she opened the door, Stephanie saw that the
last person down there had flicked off all the lights, even the
night light in one corner. That gave the basem ent a pitch-black
and foreboding air. “Kev, have you been down here recently?”
She flicked on the light switch, which turned on one lamp at
the edge of the colonial couch, giving them enough light to
descend.
“No. Not since we were all down here during the
tornado.”
They all reach ed the basem ent flo or and Stephanie
turned to Estes, who was studying all the trophies and plaques
on the shelves. She realized that to an outsider, their finished
basement room must look like a kid’s playroom. “You did
bring the gam e down here, right?”
Kevin made his incredulous “Aw, mom ” face and held
the plastic cartridge up for her to see. “Well, daaaa.”
That caused Estes to snicker. He studied the walls.
“This is interesting…what do you call it…architecture?” he said.
“A wall made out of wood.” He trailed his fingers along the
edge of one dark groove.
“It’s paneling,” Stephanie offered. “About a quarter of
an inch thick.”
Estes nodded. On the other side of the roo m Kevin
had dropped to the floor and flicked the television set on.
Raucous static filled the stationary air in the windowless room.
Estes winced. Once Kevin shoved the cartridge in and pushed a
button, the static ceased and the screen became red and blue,
with a running white mouse. O rgan-heavy carnival style music
started to play and Stephanie recognized the configuration as
the home screen.
In the b asement playroom, the old colonial couch
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could have sat there and played the game, using the controller
and its long wire. Instead, he lo were d himself down onto the
floor beside Kevin. Stephanie decided to set herself down on
the other side of Estes.
Kevin hit the “start” button, which would cause the
game to play. Stephanie quickly got the s am e feeling she
received at Old Dom inion tri-state theme park when the
automated roller-coaster cars jerked away from the station
house. They would begin a long climb up a steep grade, clear
an arc then streak downward. No matter how many times she
rode the co aster, she felt the sense of foreboding as the cars
ratcheted upward along the grade and shrieking terror when
they plunged over the other side.
The home screen of the horror game blazed onto the
television, with its black and purple curtains and gothic
lettering. Kevin used the controller and reset buttons to select
“one player” for Estes. The “options” screen cam e up, wh ere
Estes could choose to be a khaki uniformed vampire hunter or
a lady with a pageboy haircut wearing what appea red to be a
turquoise business suit. Estes chose the khaki suited m ale
hunter, causing the screen to spin around like the screen
dissolves Stephanie remembered from comedy television shows
when she was little. Finally, she saw the familiar layout of the
haunted house with the foyer, the huge living room, the
chandelier, and the staircases leading to the bedrooms.
The chilling, low piano music started to play, filling
Stephanie with trepidation and nausea. “W hat do I do no w?”
Estes asked.
“The right arrow moves him along,” K evin talked fast,
excitedly. “The ‘A’ button gets him to jump. The ‘B’ button
mak es him crouch down and walk on his hands and knees.
The ‘select’ button lets you grab different weapons and use
them .”
“What weapons?” Estes asked.
“You’ll see!” Kevin was smiling gleefully. To his
mother he looked impish, though in a wholesome way.
Estes tentatively pressed the arrow to move the khaki
suited hunter. The small, cartoonish character jerkily entered
the foyer. As Estes gingerly m oved the character along, the first
calam ity befell him. A school of bats flew out of the maw of
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“Hit the ‘B’ button,” Kevin coached him excitedly.
“You can crouch down. They can’t get you when you crouch
down. If a bat hits you, you lose a life.”
Estes did as he was told and caused the hunter to
crouch down and m ove on all fours, like a combat soldier. “I
lose a life?” he asked , as the bats swooped over the character.
“You get four lives,” Kevin said. Once all the bats had
swooped past, he added “You can get back up now.”
The cartoonish hunter passed from the foyer through
the doorway into a small room with a roll top desk and
booksh elves. Then something incredible happened. The
vantage view of the game changed from a fla t m aze sim ilar to
“Donkey Kong” or “Pac Man” games Stephanie had seen to a
full depth, three dimensional rendering of the house as seen
through the eyes of the game character. The sharpness of the
resolution and the detail in the walls and furniture made it
seem as though they were looking through a glass windo w into
another world. Kevin murmured “Whoa…”
The sheer vividness of the new screen caused to
Stephanie to shudder. She whispered “Have you ever seen it do
this before?”
“No.”
They all realized that the action on the screen had
stopped. Stephanie looked at Estes and saw that his thumb s lay
still over the buttons and arrows. Kevin noticed it, too. “Keep
going,” he said, tapping Estes on the arm.
As the character moved forward, the view expanded,
revealing a mantle with a shotgun. “Grab the gun,” Kevin sa id.
“Hit the ‘select’ button.”
When Estes did, the character’s arm s reached forward
to grab the firearm by the b utt and the b arrel. Stephanie felt a
queasy giddiness, yet an uneasy familiarity with how real
everything seemed. Along with the metamorphosis of th e
viewpoint, the character’s movements also smoothed out. Her
slight fear intensified when she turned to look beside her and
saw Es tes’ face. His lips had parted and his vision had locked
onto the images. There was a determined steeliness to his gaze
that seemed downright spooky.
Stephanie noted the way she could see the gun barrel
pointing ahead of the character. He was passing a row of book
cases filled with dusty, musty looking books. One of the books
suddenly appeared to fall from a shelf b ut she quickly realized
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somehow and a dark, foreboding figure emerged from the other
side of it.
He was a dark, hooded, evil-looking figure with
glowing red eyes, wrinkled skin and a pointed chin. Kevin
shouted “Shoot it!” but his voice echoed, sounding as if it came
from the end of a long, ma rble hall. The gun barrel twitched,
and with th e b oo m of a loud repo rt a shot knocked the creature
backward w ith a screech ing wail.
The image on the screen, of the study, the book case
and the bo oks grew b righter. The light of it intensified until all
the details of the objects and the walls were washed out by its
brilliance. Before long, the television screen simply became a
luminous beacon. “Mom , what’s going on?” Kevin said, his
voice still giving that same, far-off quality. The next time she
dared to look at Estes, however, she received a true, earth-
shattering shock.
All the details of his body were washing out in the
light, yet at the same time he glowed from within. “Oh my
god,” she said, recoiling away. “Wh at is it?”
“Mom , what are we going to do?” Kevin shouted.
Stephanie had lifted herself to he r feet by that time
and backed away from the bo th of them. Awestruck, she still
managed to say “I’ll go get your father.” As she backed further
and further away from Estes, she realized that she was pulling
herself out of a spiritual vortex, a magnetic zone. By the time
she reached the beginning of the stairway upward, the leave-
taking from the luminous force field rendered her dizzy, and
nauseous, the way she felt after a few spins on the play field
merry-go-round when she was small. Her limbs felt light and
airy, and she wondered if she would float away if she jumped
off her feet. For each step she climbed on the way to the first
floor, her limbs and body b ecam e heavier and heavier, as if she
were being grounded back in reality.
Michael appeared at the top of the stairs, wide-eyed,
meeting her there. “What in heaven, hell or earth is going on
down there?”
Stephanie turned aro und to look toward the glow. “I
don’t know.”
Michael bounded down the stairs two at a time,
forcing Stephanie aside. “Call 911,” he shouted, but almost as
quickly as his words came out, he added “No, wait a minute.
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Stephanie had locked her vision on Estes. Gradually
the glow lessened and he becam e translucent, then appeared to
fade into full view. It reminded her of a television set she saw
when she was little. When she or anyone else would turn on
the set, it wo uld gradually gain lucidity and brightness until
people would becom e wh ole, changing from gho stly figures to
fully formed humans.
Was she witnessing a m an spontaneously combust?
Instead of bursting into flame, however, he gained an inner
glow that had intensified until he became translucent. Michael
kept saying “Oh m y god, oh m y god, oh m y god!” Stephanie
could see h is lips quiver and move as his breath caught in his
throat. His legs twitched and buckled, as he was clearly torn
between rushing toward Estes to aid him in some way, or
turning tail and running fast in the opposite direction.
After a few m ore m om ents, the b rightness emanating
from Estes diminished and he soon appeared completely whole
and human and normal again. Stephanie quickly swallowed,
how ever, when she pondered what everything m eant. She knew
that “norm al” and “Estes” should never be in the sam e sentence
again. Did Michael also see it? She said “Honey…”
“I know, I know, I know. He’s still frozen stiff.”
Michael edged gingerly toward Estes, who was still holding the
gam e controller, gazing at the staticky screen.
Stephanie also stepped cautiously toward their dinner
guest. She could hear labored, squeaky breathing that sounded
like a rusty hinge. Realizing that it was Kevin, she said “Honey,
are you okay?” She had to search the roo m until sh e saw him
at the other end of the couch, huddled on his knees, breathing
heavily, eyes wide open. He was staring at Estes from the back.
Michael shuffle-stepped a few inches closer to Estes,
his expression a grimace of concern. Stephanie loo ked closely
at their dinner guest’s hands, which had started to twitch and
tremble slightly. His thighs also quivered. The television
screen beyond him darkened and Stephanie quickly realized it
was because the picture was returning. Just as she began to
focus on splintered pieces of wooden pillar tha t were coming
into view, out of the corner of her eye she saw Estes’ head
move.
Michael was standing in front of Estes by that time,
beside the television. His lip started to quiver. Stephanie said
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Tim e stood still as all four people in the room stayed
frozen in place. Stephanie could hear her own breathing and
could see E stes’ head tilt and shake sligh tl y. H e also began to
rock back and forth in the chair. Stephanie saw movement
coming from behind her, also, and realized that Kevin had
jumped off the couch and scramb led up to the television set.
He hit the “reset” button on the video gam e console, wh ich
brought back the menu screen. Next, he yanked the cartridge
from the slot and turned off the power to the unit. It deepened
the ho llow dread of the silence in the room .
Stephanie forced herself to look more closely at Estes’
face. His features had gone slack, expressionless. His eyes
started to blink and his lips quivered, which helped her feel
better. She remembered the scene in the movie “The Wizard of
Oz ,” where the Tin Man has rusted and tries to wriggle his jaws
apart, to speak when Dorothy and the Scarecrow com e to aid
him.
Michael finally said “Estes, are you all right?”
The words rang hollow ly in the b asem ent room, as
though they’d been spoken in a crypt. Estes started to nod.
“I’m fine.”
Stephanie noticed him trembling slightly. She
searched for som ething to say.
After a long pause, Michael gravely asked “Estes, who
are you?”
Another silence.
Estes gradually came to. He realized he was still
holding onto the game controller and he set it down on the
console. He looked at Michael, Stephanie and Kevin.
Stephanie hoped she wasn’t flashing Estes a look that scared
him. Finally, their Thanksgiving dinner guest said “My name is
Estes.” He glanced separately at all three o f them. “I am a
squire of the Arch angel Metatron.”
Stepha nie recognized the name. Memo ry of grade
school catechism classes broug ht it back. “Metatron” was one
of the mightiest archangels. K evin broke into the conversation
at that point, his high, insistent voice startling his m other.
“Wh at does that mean?”
Estes turned to him, softening his expression to one of
serenity. “I’m an angel. A warrior angel.”
Michael and Stephanie looked at each other.
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nose had deepened. When M ichael turned back to Estes, he
had lifted his palms in a beseeching way.
Estes closed his eyes for a moment and said “I k now
you must have many questions.”
Patrick nodded vigorously. “Huh…y eah! Like, what
just happened?”
Estes started to respond, but Kevin blurted out “The
devil is inside the video game!”
“Kevin!” Stephanie snapped, instantly feeling
embarrassed.
She was even m ore surprised when Estes calmly stated
“Yes, there was a dem on in there.”
Michael’s brow wrinkled, yet he was sm iling wryly, his
head cocked to one side. “A demon?”
Kevin was bouncing up and down. “That’s why mom
was in a trance! There was a demon in there! She got
hypnotized by a demon!”
Michael shook his head, chuckling. Stephanie could
sense that it was a nervous chuckle, like whistling in the dark.
“So you’re a real-life Michael Landon,” he said.
Estes replied “I beg your pardon?”
Michael waved his hands and said “Nothing.
Nothing, man. I’m just having trouble dealing with all this.”
The rem ark caused Estes to appear hurt for a mom ent.
Stephanie turned herself toward Estes. “Can I just ask
you one thing? How did you decide to com e here?”
Estes inhaled and swallowed hard before responding.
“I came to give com fort to a yo ung wom an.”
Stephanie and Michael looked at each other. Her
husband shot back a look of puzzlement to the degree of which
she was feeling. She turned back to Estes and said “But you’ve
been here for weeks.”
Estes nodded. “A demon intervened. Unfortunately,
he called upon some higher powers than himself and fixed
things so that I could not return.”
Kevin interrupted. “But you could go back now,
right? You killed the dem on. You became almost invisible.
You got to be an angel again, right?”
Michael said “W ait a minute, son, what on earth are
you talking about?” He turned to Estes and continued. “Are
you diabetic? Did you get a sugar overload from the sweet
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“If it were only that sim ple.” Estes looked down.
“Dad, he’s an angel! He alm ost disappeared.”
Estes cleared his thro at before continuing. “I
vanquished a dem on, but it wasn’t the dem on.”
Michael, who had been staring, put both sets of
fingertips against his te m ples, the way he did whenever he was
stressed. “This… is…just…too out there for m e.”
Kevin ask ed again “W ell, can you get back or not?”
Estes shrugged, a fearful look in his eyes. “I don’t
know.”
Michael snorted, and in a sarcastic tone said “Well,
can’t you just blink yo urself back or something?”
Stephanie felt embarrassed because of him. “That’s
enough,” she snapped. She turned back to Estes, softened her
tone and said “That woman you came here to see, does she
know you’re stranded here now?”
“No.” He shook his head sadly.
Michael paced back and forth, scratching his chin. He
turned suddenly, like a lawyer cross-examining a witness. “So
you’re a warrior angel? What exactly does that mean?”
“It means that I go to war.”
Stephanie felt sorry for him since he looked slightly
embarrassed and sheepish, his head held down.
Michael persisted. “So, you were in Viet Nam?”
“Yes.”
“Wo rld War 2?”
“Yes.”
“W ould you be going to the Persian Gulf, when we
have a war there?”
Estes paused, his eyes shifting before he looked up at
Michael. “Yes.”
Stephanie and Michael looked at each other. Sh e said
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Chapter Fourteen

Stephanie and Lori had a standing “date” on the


Friday after Thanksgiving. They would get in Lori’s car and go
to all the m alls in their area. Mostly, they would gawk at all the
people scrambling out for all the early bird sales. Both of them
would always finish their Christmas shopping during the
summ er months, by combing through catalogs. Stephanie
believed in quality over quantity.
She said she would be by around ten. Michael was
going out with a couple of his crew to finish a job at a house
where the owners had left for the four-day weekend. K evin
would spend the day with his friends, playing football or video
games, working off all their turkey from the day before. Over
breakfast that morning, Stephanie had engaged her son in a
very serious conversation. “I want you to promise me
something,” she’d said.
Kevin was chomping down on spoonfuls of Alpha
Bits. He shrugged. “Sure.”
“Can I at least get you to put down the spoon and
look at m e for a mom ent?”
He gently placed the spoon on the napkin,
straightened up in his chair and looked at her. She had an
epiphany that mom ent, as she felt as if she was catching a
glimpse of what he would loo k like as a mature adult.
“What happened last night, with Estes, you must keep
it to yourself.” She lowered her head, for stern emphasis.
Kevin looked up at her for a few moments. “Okay,
mom .”
“No t even your best friend. N o one.”
“Okay.”
They both continued on with their breakfast. Later,
when Kevin changed into his jeans, a sweater, and his jacket
Stephanie repeated her message. “Rem emb er what I said!”
Kevin looked up at her with his big eyes as he put his
baseball cap on backwards. “I know mom. Even though you’re
going to tell Aunt Lori, right?”
She sighed for a moment, caught off guard. “Yes. But
that’s different, you know.”
“I know.” ‘
She kissed him when he was on his way out the door.
That day she changed out of her pajamas into her most
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lots of walking. After that it was casual jeans, a sweater and her
down overcoat. The weatherman had said that the temperature
wouldn’t break forty that day. At ten o’clock, as if it had been
choreographed, Lori showed up in her little white hot rod.
Stephanie ran to the MR2, tugged on the door handle
and slid into the passenger seat, all in one fluid motion. Just
after she shut the door behind her, Lori started to say “So how
was your Thanksgiving?” Once Stephanie had settled herself in
her seat, som ething in her expression caused Lori’s m outh to
open and her eyebrows to raise. She said “Something
happened, right? What happened?”
Stephanie swallowed and said “I’ll tell you in a
m inute. We should go see that building first.” To deflect
attention from herself she asked Lori all about her
Thanksgiving. During the short drive to the of fice building,
Lori talked non-stop about having to show up at three different
Thanksgiving dinners. There was her husband’s fam ily, where
she’d had to put up with her mother-in-law’s disapproving
looks and stilted conversation, then her own parent’s house,
and finally her older sister’s later in the evening.
“We just had peel and eat shrimp there,” Lori
explained, abo ut her visit to her sister’s house. But you
wouldn’t have believed it. I ate like a fucking sow. But I took
care of it.”
Stephanie didn’t like the sound of that. She cocked
her head to the side to regard her with suspicion. “What do
you m ean, you took care of it?”
Lori shrugged her sho ulders, m anaging to light a
cigarette with h er free hand. “You know. Laxatives.”
“No . I don’t know.”
She turned to look at her for an instant, gape-mouthed
in exaggerated, mock horror. “What? Did you think I was
putting the finger down m y throat?”
“Just tell m e you weren’t and I’ll believe you.”
“I wasn’t.”
“Okay. That’s nasty. It’ll cause blood vessels to break
on your face and your teeth with get all rotten from the
stom ach acid.”
“Well, I don’t have to worry ab out that,” Lori said
jovially. “The problem is all behind m e now .”
Stephanie wrinkled her nose and said “Yuk.”
A few mom ents later, they arrived at the building with
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angled surfaces of it, which all gliste ned in the late morning
autumn sun. She had to circle the building to find the
driveway and the small parking lot on the other side. They
suddenly remembered that they could see the vision only from
that little parking lot. When they pulled up in the parking
space and Lori cranked the parking brake dow n, they both
stared at the building’s largest rectangular side.
It was quiet that m orning, since co rporate America
mostly took a holiday on Black Friday. Stephanie could hear
the tobacco fibers in Lori’s cigarette crackle and fizzle when she
inhaled on the filter. After she’d exhaled a plume of smoke,
she said “W here did it go?”
Stephanie stared at the building for a few mom ents
longer. She flipped the door handle and eased her knees over
the jamb, setting h er feet down onto the pavem ent. As she
lifted herself out and stood up, she kept sight of the building.
Would the apparition appear again if she lo oked at it from the
correct angle? Yet the side of the building rem ained sm ooth
and clear, reflecting the sky, the grass, the pavement and
themselves. “It’s gone!”
Lori also emerged from the car. She walked slowly
toward Stephanie, crossing her arms against the late autumn
chill. She was only wearing a light sweater with her jeans even
as their breath steamed. “So are you ready to tell me about
your huge, earth-shattering Thanksgiving?”
Stephanie felt a nervous twinge. She must have
telegraphed an expression to Lori, because she stopped smiling
and began to look at her more intently. “Um, yeah. You won’t
believe it.”
“Just tell me!”
Stephanie paused for a moment, then quickly decided
to be blunt: “Estes…is… an…angel.”
Stephanie studied her friend’s expression, trying to
predict her response. Would she nod thoughtfully and then
burst out laughing? She looked back at her with a black,
expectant expression instead. After a few more moments she
raised her palm s and shifted her weight impatiently. “And?”
Stephanie was beyond sho cked. She was speechless
that Lori could b e so casual, so flip ab out it.
Lori went on: “You’re always talking about how he’s
the nicest m annered m an you ever m et. He’s an angel
and…what did he do? Help a little old lady across the street?
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twirl her wrist as if the motion would reel the words out of her
somehow.
Stephanie mo ved a couple of steps closer to her. A
gust of wind rustled a few leaves and caused Lori to visibly
shudder. “No. I’m telling you that Estes is an angel.”
Lori gave her a wry smile. “Do you m ean a Guardian
Angel, like those guys with the red berets who patrol the New
York sub way?”
“No. Estes is a real angel.” She em phasized the word
“real” hoping that it would help it all sink in.
Lori raised her eyebrows. “A real angel? As in the
ones with the long robes, blowing trumpets up in heaven?”
“Yes! But he says that he’s a warrior angel.”
Lori looked away from her friend and put on a serious
expression as sh e considered everything. “And yo u know this
how?”
Stephanie swallowed. She told Lo ri the entire story
about the Thanksgiving Dinner and what had happened when
Estes played the video game. All the while Lori listened
attentively, nodding at all the appropriate places and asking all
the pertinent questions. When Stephanie reached the part
where he revealed that he had come to earth to give comfort to
a troubled young girl, Lori interrupted her. “That was Rachel!”
Stephanie had fo rgotten about the cash ier at the gas
station. She remembered the tall red-haired woman who used
to be a m an and was now living as a wo man. “Her?”
“And you kno w what else?” Lori exclaimed
triumphantly, her eyes wide open, ju mping up and down, “that
asshole who was giving Rachel a hard time? H e’s the demon!”
Stephanie remem bered the leather-clad, blond haired
guy driving the burgundy sports car. He seemed to her to be
too much of a tacky jerk to have an otherworldly connection.
“Him? N o!”
Lori crossed her arms m ore tightly against her chest
and allowed her mouth to drop open with an expression of
exaggerated surprise. “Is it any more kooky than an angel
coming down and getting a job flipping burgers?”
Stephanie shook her head. “No.”
“Come on, let’s get back in the damn car,” Lori said,
motion for Stephanie to follow. “I’m freezing m y little tushie
off out here.”
“Wh ere are we going?”
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Once they were both inside Lori cranked the key and
aggressively fired the engine before cranking the heat on high.
She breathed a sigh when blasts of warm air soothed them from
the vents. In the next moment she dropped the parking brake
and

jerked gear into reverse. Fo r the second part of the


three-point turn, she hit the gas and caused the wheels to chirp
on the pavement. “So where are w e going?”
“To the gas station! To see if Rachel is there.”
“Wh at for?”
Lori shrugged. “Because I want to talk to her about
it.” Before Stephanie knew it, they approached the connecting
road leading to the gas station and they fell into a line with
dozens of cars. Lori cussed and reached around inside her
purse. She found the phone and dropped it in Stephanie’s lap.
“What the hell am I supposed to do with this? Call
and see if Rachel’s there?”
“Yeah!”
Stepha nie gestured out the window to the gas station
with the highw ay sign above it. “Um, hate to break this to you
but they don’t have the phone number to the station posted on
the sign!”
“Well then call K evin, or S.M. Get them to look it up
in the phone book!”
“Neither one of them is home!”
“Well then call fucking 411!”
“Okay. Sheesh!” Stephanie punched the three
numbers on the phone. They inched forward slowly in the car
as she noticed the highway beside them swarmed with streams
of vehicles. A sweet voiced operator came on the line and asked
how she could be of assistance. “Okay, I’m looking for the
listing for the Sinclair station off the Taft freeway.”
A moment later the operator responded “Which one,
ma’am ? There’s three along the freew ay.”
“There is? Well I don’t know what that cross street is.
Hey Lori, what’s that cross street up there?”
“Hell, I don’t know .”
“She doesn’t know either. It’s whatever one is in
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At the other end of the line, the operator cleared her
throat. Sounding a touch annoyed, she said “Try 423-9156,”
and then disconnected the line.
“Ooh, rude!” Stephanie said. “She’d get fired from the
inform ation place if I was supervising it.”
“She’s probably getting crazy people calling for store
num bers all day. Did she tell you what the num ber was?”
Stephanie looked up and saw that the gas station was
only a couple of car lengths closer. “Why are there all these
cars? Is there a gas crisis going on or som ething?”
“Just call the num ber and find out if she’s there.”
Step han ie punched the numbers before they
evaporated from her short-te rm memory. Th e keypad felt
strange, with a lack of moving and clicking and the assuring
beeps she was used to with phone company telephones. Soon
the other end of the line rang. And rang. And ra ng. “No
one’s answering.”
“It doesn’t matter. We’re alm ost there anyway.”
As they drew closer, Stephanie could see that it was the
thick traffic on the intersecting road that was clogging traffic.
“You would think they would put a fucking traffic light there!”
Lori snarled as they finally reached the intersection. They
waited for an opening and shot across into the parking lot for
the gas station, finding it packed with activity, cars at every
pump and people swinging into and out of the inside through
the front doors. “Dang! W hat are they giving away ?”
After they parked, they half-ran, half-skipped to the
front doo r. Inside various custom ers circled aro und the coolers
or the snack displays. People also walked out, carrying cases of
beer or soda. Stephanie stood on tiptoe to look for the
cashiering station. Two girls stood behind the counter, working
feverishly, and to her dismay, neither one was Rachel. One was
black, heavyset, and doe-eyed while the other was older, stern
looking with glasses and a high ponytail.
Though the four people waited in line at the counter,
Lori rushed up to the lighter display b eside one of the cash
registers. She stood on tiptoe and addressed the older lady, who
was scanning a six-pack of beer for a paunchy, red-faced m iddle-
aged guy. “Excuse m e, m a’am , can I ask you som ething?” Lori
started.
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nest with four eggs. She lifted her chin to acknowledge Lo ri
without smiling.
“We’re loo king for Rachel.”
For a mom ent, the clerk flashed a confused look. The
other cashier, who was putting two cartons of cigarettes in a
bag, noticed what was going on. Lori added “Real tall girl.
Reddish auburn hair.”
The bespectacled cashier still looked d o wn,
questioningly. Her b lack co-worker said “You know. The fag.”
Stephanie felt a twinge of disappointment at the lady’s
curt, unflattering assessment of her co-worker. Out of the
corner of her eye, she saw Lori do a cartoon-style double take.
Sharply, she said “B e nice.”
“Rachel doesn’t com e in until tom orrow night,” said
the cash ier with the glasses.
“Well, we have to reach her,” Lori persisted. “ We’re
friends of hers and we have something importan t to tell her.
Would you kno w what her phone number is? Is it written
down som ewhere?”
The two cashiers looked at each other. The black one
widened her large eyes and shrugged her shoulders. Something
quickly occurred to Stephanie. “Didn’t you say she works
another job? Maybe she’s there today!”
Like a girl in school, Lori’s eyes and mouth widened as
she said “That’s right! We could check there!” She turned b ack
to the ladies behind the cash register and asked “Would you
know the num ber for her other job?”
That brought about another shrug from the cashier
who was scanning three packs of cigarettes for a pimply faced
post adolescent boy. “I guess you could just look up ‘Apollo
Financial’ in the ph one boo k.”
Momen ts later, Stephanie and Lori were squeezed
inside a phone booth paging through the telephone directory.
They both found the numb er together. Lori excited ly wrote it
down and when they both tried to exit from the phone booth
at the sam e time, they scrunched together, like molls in a
Keystone Cops routine. “You’re smaller,” Stephanie said,
finally. “You squinch in the corner while I pull the do or back.”
Lori inhaled, made herself even smaller and huddled into the
corner. It left enough space for Stephanie to pull the do or back
and let herself out.
She assumed they would call from the car, on Lori’s
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weaving their way around streams of cars coming into or out of
the lot. O nce they lowered themselves back into the car, Lo ri
wasted no time putting the key in the ignition. She reached
into the co nsole and lifted the cell phone, giving it to
Stephanie. “What are you doing?” she asked , puzzled that Lori
seemed to want to drive somewhere.
“I want to call her.” She was nonchalant and efficient,
as if learning bombastic facts were an everyday thing for her.
“But where are you driving to?”
“Toward the mall.”
“But what if her job’s the other way?”
“We’ll go shopping. Gee! Don’t be such a nudge. If
you’re so freaking concerned, go ahead and call her.” Lori
gunned the engine and shot into a gap into the traffic. They
headed for the exit to the interstate. “You think the m all is
going to be any better?”
“Stephanie, eat me! Just make the dam n call!”
“Okay, okay!” She loo ked dow n at the strange gadget,
which looked to her like less of a phone and more like a walkie-
talkie with a keypad. “U m, ho w do yo u turn it on again?”
“Just start dialing. When you’re through, hit ‘send.’”
Stephanie gazed down at the telephone then gingerly
started dialing. She wondered again what kind of a
conversation was important enough that someone would need
to call from a car. She shrugged, entered the num bers and hit
“send .” The dial tones sounded, in rapid-fire, machine gun
sequence, startling her. When she put the receiver to her ear,
she could hear the phone dialing at the other end.
A voice mail greeting cam e onto the line with a
wom an’s voice saying “Thank you for calling Apollo F inancial.
Your call is very important to us. For credit, please select “one”
on your telephone keypad. For custom er service, please select
“two.” If you are calling from a rotary phone, please wait on
the line and an Apollo associate will be glad to assist you.”
Stephanie snickered and said “Congratulations! I’ve changed
this into a rotary phone.”
Lori was concentrating on the thick, breakneck traffic.
“What?”
“No thing.” Stephanie turned her attention b ack to
the voice m ail. The voice cam e onto the line again and said
“Apo llo Financial thanks you for your patience. Due to
extrem ely high call volum es, hold times are longer than usual.
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will be happy to assist you.” A moment later the hold music
came on: she recognized the boyish teen singing and the cheesy
harmonizing vocals before the refrain told her the song title: “I
think I love you,” by the Partridge Family.
Lori had already reached the m all parking lot, which
was a sea of cars. “Holey moley! Are they giving stuff away, or
what?”
“Prob ably .” Stephanie’s friend Tricia was in retail
management for a mall store and was constantly telling her the
dirt behind their alleged “sales.” “I hope you can find a
frigging parking space.”
“Wh at’s going on? Yo u on hold?”
“Yep.”
Lori found a parking space on the outer reaches of the
mall parking lot. Clouds had gathered overhead since they’d
been at the gas station, robbing them of the sun’s cheeriness.
Stephanie remained on hold through the rest of the Partridge
family song and then through “The E nd of the Innocence,” by
Don Henley. “That’s gotta be a crappy job she has. When she
answers the phone, the first thing people probably say is ‘I was
on hold for fifteen m inutes! Don’t you care about your
customers?’”
Mom ents later, Ste phanie heard static and a series of
clicks as the song started to fade. The line rang again, having
been switched over electronically. After three mo re rings, a
dispassio nate female voice answered: “Welcom e to Apollo
Financial, this is Erica, how can I help you today?”
Stephanie stammered, holding the speaker close to her
lips, saying “Hello? H ello? Hello? C an you hear me?”
“I can hear you just fine, m a’am .”
“Okay, good. We’re looking for an employee. Her
nam e is Rach el.”
“Do you have a last name? There are two Rachels
working here.”
“Last n am e? Um , no, I don’t know it.” She turned to
Lori and asked her if she knew.
Lori shrugged, then her eyes lit up as it she had an
extraordinary idea. “Just tell her ‘the tall one.’”
“The one that’s tall,” Stephanie said to Erica, the
Apollo rep.
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“Go od.” She heard a few clicks and then a ringing
phone line. Someone answered on the fourth ring. A tired,
low female voice said “Thank you for calling Apollo Financial,
this is Rachel, how may I help you today?” The words sounded
weary and lacked co nviction, b ut Stephanie felt excited because
she knew that what she had to say would brighten Rachel’s day.
“Hi Rachel, my name is Stephanie. We met briefly a
few weeks ago, at your second job. I’m Lori’s friend, you know,
that crazy blond who drives the MR2.” She paused for a
mom ent to give Rachel time to process what she was saying.
“Oh yeah,” Rachel said. “Nice to speak with you.
Happy ‘Black Friday.’”
For a mom ent, Stephanie was puzzled over what to say
next. Lori noticed this and started making a winding-forward
motion with her pointed finger. “Are you really busy there
today?”
“Somewhat. After Christmas is worse for us.
Processing all those credit returns. What are you and the race
car driver up to?”
Stephanie giggled, turned to Lori and said “She called
you a race car driver.”
“Yeah! A winning race car driver!”
“Anyway, I have a really unusual question for you.”
She could sense Rachel from the other end of the line leaning
forward to try to listen mo re closely.
“Wh at is it?”
Stephanie was searching her mind for the best way to
word the question. “It’s about your second job. Several weeks
ago, do you remember a young m an customer, a really
mysterious guy?”
There was a heavy, weighted silence at the other end of
the line. Stephanie could hear the electronic trilling of
telephones in the background and the hushed murmur of other
voices. Stephanie was about to say som ething, to get Rachel to
respond when Rachel said, in hushed, halting tones “You m ean
the angel.”
“Uh, yeah. His nam e is Estes. H e said he’s a warrior
angel. He thinks he might have to go to the M iddle East,
because there’s going to be a war there.”
“Wh at? What are you saying?”
“Well…” Stephanie swallowed to stall for time,
knowing that what she was about to say was going to sound
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she just dove in: “he’s been working at the restaurant where I’m
an assistant manager and he’s living in a rooming house. At
least he was. I’m not so sure, after what happened last night.”
Stephanie could sense a whooshing, exhaling sound
from the other end of the line, like the air rushing out of a
balloon. “Oh.” Rachel sounded suddenly dejected.
It was the exact opposite of the response Stephanie
had expected. “W hat’s wrong?”
“Well,” Rachel said, her voice lo wering, “then he’s not
an angel, is he?”
“But he is. He was at my house for Thanksgiving
yesterday and something happened.” She paused, knowing that
she’d gotten herself into another verbal pickle. How m uch
should she tell? “Apparently…a…demon played a trick on him
and fixed it so that he got stuck on earth in um …human form .”
There was another pause from the other end of the
line. “What?” Rachel said, with a tone of incredulousness to
her voice. “Why are you telling me?”
“Yesterday, during our Thanksgiving Dinner, Estes
told us he came down to see you. I thought you might like to
know what happened.”
Another long pause. Under hushed breath, Rachel
said “Oh m y god.” Another pause, and then something that
sounded like static or lips sm acking.
“Rachel, are you there?”
In the background, Stephanie thought she could hear
another wom an’s voice saying “Rachel, are you okay?” She also
thought she could hear Rachel reply “Yes,” barely above a
whisper, and realized that Rachel was crying.
“Oh, Rachel, I’m so sorry, honey, I didn’t mean to
upset you!”
It took awhile for Rachel to get her next words out.
They came in emotion choked, light sobs. “But if he was stuck
here and he was working with you, then he w asn’t with me.”
Stephanie looked over at Lori, who had seemed to
sense the seriousness of their conversation and was probably
filling in the blanks on what was happening. “You may have
more than one a ngel. And Estes is your warrior. For when you
need strength.”
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Chapter Fifteen

Tim decided to work on the day after Thanksgiving.


He would make a leisurely day of it, he decided, by sho win g up
at 10:30 AM rather than eight, skipping his usual trip to th e
grease palace. He would get time and a half pay.
According to the program m anager, the part timer
that had been slated for mid-day got pissed when he was told,
two hours before he was to come in, that he would have the day
off. Oh well, Tim thought, them’s the breaks. Time would
work the tem plate style shift served up by traffic.
That wouldn’t be too exciting, he knew. He’d have to
rip and read news a couple of times, go by the play list and the
punch and play spots. Maybe there’d be a live one mixed in
there somewhere and he’d also be expected to billboard at the
top and the bottom of the h our. He could perform such a shift
blindfolded and half asleep. Somehow, he needed to jazz things
up, but how? A wild thought suddenly occurred to him. He
would score himself a guest host. Nature boy. Essex.
After showering and dressing in his blue jeans,
sneakers, Oh io State University hooded sweatshirt and
Brooklyn Dodgers baseball cap (which a listener had sent him,
congratulating the Fat Man for his review of “Brighton Beach
Mem oirs”) he headed out.
Though he’d felt encouraged by the sunlight that
beamed through his window, waking him gently, by the time he
bounded out the door and onto the concrete front steps at the
apartment building where he lived, the typical gunmetal late
autumn skies had closed in. The air was thick and damp, with
the smell of firewood burning from dozens of chim neys. For a
mom ent he thought ab out running back to get his coat. He
waved the notion aside as he continued onward toward the
beetle. So he might get a little chilly until the heater kicked all
the way in. Big whoop?
The beetle jerk ed and sputtered to life as it always did
during the cold days between late October and Easter. He
dropped the clutch and set off to find Essex’ abode. A big,
mansion style rooming house on Main Street: that much he
remembered from their little snippets of conversation at the
restaurant. Tim lived at the other side of town, near the m all.
He took the long way that mid morning, however, because he
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The roundabout path took him all the way toward
University Boulevard, with its elm trees lining the streets and
populating the m edian. All their leaves had fallen off, which
made Tim sad at all the bleakness. When he turned off the
boulevard onto Main Street he became dis m ayed w hen saw all
the behemoth brick mansions. Any of them could be the
rooming house where Essex lived!
Think, Tim, think. The guy had said something about
having “mini rooms” because of the gables. He glanced across
and down the streets for hom es with gables. It had to be a
semi-rundown place, also, because a restaurant worker like Essex
wouldn’t be able to afford much. The nicer, palatial homes
closer to University Bo ulevard, with their m arble balustrades,
landscaping, and wrought iron edifices, would b e way out of his
league. He noticed that as he slowly traveled closer to the
center of town the houses dropped off in quality. They were
missing bricks, had tangled chain link fence loo ps surrounding
them and dingy concrete lions out front.
Finally, he saw one with gables that appeared as if it
might have been a magnificent house in it’s day before falling
to seed . Whole sections of brick had dropped away from the
facing, revealing mortar underneath. The house sprawled atop
a gentle slope with a rolling front lawn. The grass sprung up in
tangled, colorless snarls.
Tim turned into the driveway, which lie on the far side
of the dale. As he slowly climbed the incline, he noticed a
smaller house to the left, a fifties style ranch similar to the one
his parents owned in Kentucky. An adorable little girl with
blond hair sat on the front stoop holding a white, furry stuffed
animal. The stuffed anim al came to life and jum ped out of her
arms and he realized she’d been holding a cat. When he felt
he’d moved close enough for her to hear him, he rolled the
window dow n. He winced at the burst of chilly air. The little
girl was calling out “Here Puff, puff.”
Tim said “Hey, I’m looking for my friend. I think he
might live here.”
The little girl looked at him out of dark, liquid saucer
eyes, rem inding him of stylized portrait paintings he’d seen
when he was in school. She tilted her head and lo oked at him
questioningly.
Tim decided to give her a little m ore to draw on. “He
might wear blue pants, a blue jacket, and a cap. And he walks a
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The last tidbit of info seemed to spark her memory.
Her eyes opened even wider and her mouth dropped open in
smiling joy. “You mean the angel m an? Yes, he lives there.”
“Angel man?” Tim was thinking out loud while still
addressing the little girl.
She nodded excitedly. “He lives right in there.” She
pointed a tiny finger toward the old mansion.
Tim put the beetle in gear and nudged the car the rest
of the way up the driveway, which curved around the house and
led to a larger parking lot made of cracking slabs of concrete.
He saw a big Ford pickup truck, a staid Oldsmo bile sedan and
three beat up looking nonde script small cars. He parked the
beetle beside an old, beat up red Toyota and headed toward the
entrance.
Once he opened the door, he found himself in a foyer
of sorts where straight ahead another door led to a stairway and
to his right, the glass and wo od doo r probably led to the
landlord’s quarters. Tim knocked on that door. Quickly, he
heard rustling coming from the other side and the sound of
footsteps padding toward him. Someone pushed back the
curtains on it, to take a peek at him. A mom ent later the door
opened, revealing a pleasantly m atronly blond haired wom an in
her late forties. “Yes? Can I help you?” she asked.
“I was hoping you could help me find a friend of
mine. Essex? He’s a tall guy with light brown hair, smiles a
lot?”
“Essex.” She let Tim’s words sink in, furrowing her
brow as she tried to place the person he’d asked for. “O h! Did
you m ean Estes?”
Tim snapped his fingers. “That’s right! I always mess
it up. I haven’t known him for that long.”
“That’s okay,” the landlady said, with a soft, dismissive
wave of her hand. “Estes lives on the third floor, in apartment
32. You can used those steps through the other door.”
“I appreciate it very m uch, m a’am .”
H e set out for the third floor, stepping up the hard
wooden stairs. His b oot heels and soles boom ed in the stairwell
as decades-old boards creaked benea th h is feet. It was dim and
dank, lit at each landing by on ly a s ingle, low wattage light bulb
in an ornate, wrought iron sconce. He thought that the
numbering schem e of the apartmen ts was a little strange. Were
there really thirty-one other apartments? He pushed through
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hallways much brighter. At one end of the hall lie apartment
31, then Estes’ apartment, further down a 33, and at the other
end of the hall, a 34. Tim stepped forward and rapped sharply
against the door with his knuck les. While he waited around for
a respon se, he looked up and down the hallway. Bright, pink
light spilled out from a ro om with a sink and a twenties style
checkered marble floor, that looked like a communal
bathroom.
No response. Tim rapped his knuckles with more
force, enough to cause him to wince in pain. He waited again,
standing very still, trying to hear any rustling noises or
footsteps. Nothing. The whole hallway was silent and peaceful.
Had Estes gone out for the day? T he little girl w ould know, if
she was still sitting out on the stoop of the house next door.
He hastily descended from the third floor and pushed
him self back out into the cold breeze. After quickly jumping
inside the beetle he fired up the ignition and backed out of h is
parking space. While he drove around the back of the
mansion, he realized that he would have to get out to talk to
the little girl, or else try to shout to her from across the
passenger seat. Once he turn ed th e corner, he saw the little girl
still sitting on the stoop , holding the white, fluffy cat. He
braked, put the shifter in neutral, yanked up the parking brake
and got out of the car to speak to her.
Her eyes had even gotten bigger and her mouth had
shrunk to a small “o.” To show her he meant no harm, he
forced a smile. “Little girl, Estes was not up in his ro om . Have
you been outside ve ry long? Did you see him come out and
start walking som ewhere?”
She looked up at him and seemed to draw the cat into
herself tighter, as the cat’s eyes widened and his head bobbed
and shifted slightly.
“Well, did he? Did you see him come out and go
anywh ere?”
She still sat, gazing at him, seeming mistrusting and
fearful. Suddenly she said “You’re like that bad man in the
brown car. The angel man doesn’t want to see you!”
Tim blinked, backing up for a mom ent. He rarely
ever saw young children, and this one’s reaction mystified him.
“Man in a brown car? I don’t know a man in a brown car.”
The little girl started to stand, which caused the ca t to
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to reach up and start knocking on the door. “Mom my! Let m e
in! Mom my! Let me in!”
“I’m sorry if I upset you little girl,” Tim called out to
her as he circled around the front of the beetle to get back
behind the wheel. He thought it was best to get out of there
befo re her m othe r called the police. It would also get him out
of the cold. Once he had situated himself back behind the
wheel, he thought about what to do next. Had Estes gone to
work? The car’s struggling heater started to spray him with
warm air by the time he reached Main Street, and he sighed
contentedly.
The restaurant was a couple of miles away via the
connector and highway 22 and seemed like a long, difficult
walk, since he knew Estes walked to work every morning. But
then, he probably came from a country where everyone walked
to get places and they used ox drawn carts to farm or
som ething. He was surprised at what he found in the grease
palace: a full parking lot bustling with people coming and
going. When he parked and walked in he had to sidestep a few
of them , mostly fam ilies with kids.
Inside the dining room, Tim heard people shout from
the kitchen over the beeping and whirring sounds of
machinery. He could smell the heaviness of fried and grilled
food. The lines for the registers were five people deep and three
registers had been opened. Tim recognized the future GI kid
and the sassy redhead. At the third register, all the way to the
right, just in front of the door to the kitchen, one of the
manag ement types held the post. He could tell by the checked
pattern on her blouse and her tie. She’d also put her blond
hair up instead of covering it with a cap or visor the way the
other crew members did. He’d never seen the woman before in
his travels there. She wore a disp assio nate expression on her
face, which she had taken great care in painting up with
cosmetics including sharp eyeliner and defining b lush. Tim
decided to stroll past the other people in the line and go
directly to her register, to ask about Estes.
By the time he was standing beside the register, where
she’d been waiting on a dark haired construction worker
looking guy, her expression had changed to contained rage.
She jerked her head to the side and glared at him out of cold,
pale eyes saying “Sir, we need you to get to the back of the line
and wait your turn, please!” She spoke in a shrill and harsh
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“That’s okay! I’m Dave Diamond. I eat here all the
time.”
“I don’t care if you’re President Bush! You go to the
back of the line like everyone else.”
He held his hands up in mock surrender. “Okay,
okay, I get it! I’m not trying to be difficult. I was just hoping I
could ask you a quick question. I’m looking for one of your
employees… uh…Estes. Is he here today?”
She continued to ring up the dark haired gentleman’s
order and too k his m oney. “Estes?” sh e said with a snarl, as if
she were announcin g the name of an odious venereal disease.
“No , Estes is not here today.”
“Okay. Thank you.”
He turned and started to walk out of the restaurant,
and on the way he heard a woman’s loud voice calling out “I’ve
got my buns! I need m y m eat!” and he snickered. He
wondered how long it had been since the bitchy blond manager
lady had enjoyed a certain kind of m eat. W hen he m ade it to
the parking lot and slipped back behind the wheel of the beetle,
he sighed, reaching for his keys. “Well this isn’t working out
too good,” he said, out loud.
He soon arrived at the radio station, glad to have
finally made it to a place where he had so m e control. It was an
unassuming, ordinary looking b rick and flat-roof structure with
a giant antenna out in the back, with a bright red light blinking
at the top. They had attached a black top parking lot to the
“back yard” of the house, and that day only one other car had
parked there: the old, beat-up white Dodge owned by Johnny
Spats, an old, gray-haired, gravelly voiced smiley guy who
worked on the weekends.
Tim found his passkey, walked across the parking lot
and let himself in through the metal fire door. Once inside, he
glanced around at all the subtle lighting, the thick carpet and
the wood paneling. He’d decided long ago that the station had
been last remodeled during the b lack and white television era.
After rounding a corner, he could hear Johnny talking in
muffled tones.
W hen he walked past the glass of the main studio
Johnny saw him and sm iled, waving to him, showing two rows
of gleaming teeth tinged with silver. Tim had no idea whether
the teeth were real, dentures, o r s om e type of a bridge. He’d
never had the guts, tem erity, or rudeness to ask. He quietly
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waiting for Johnny to finish his station break. He looked up at
the clock and saw that it was ten minutes before his shift was
scheduled to begin.
The program m anager had found Johnny playing
Santa Claus at a toy store a couple of years before. He’d said
that he was so im pressed by his ebullient personality that he
asked “Have you ever done any radio?” Ever since then Johnny
had worked as a fill-in for holidays and weekends. He was the
only disc jockey Tim knew of at the station who’d kept his first
name as part of his on-air handle. Even his last name was
simply a sh ortening of a five syllable Slavic sound ing nam e.
Two minutes to the top of the hour, Johnny pushed in
a cart and signed off. He gathered his pipe and his lunch box
toge ther and pulled his coat sleeves on. “Don’t know how I’m
going to spend the rest of the day. Maybe run by one of the
malls and see what kind of trouble I can get into there.”
Seconds later Tim was left alone in the building. A comm ercial
played. He watched the countdown and got his intro ready.
While he waiting he glanced at the traffic log and his eyes
stopped on an entry three quarters into the first hour: “Live
news read.”
“Shit,” he said out loud. He would have to rip and
read because all the new s people were off. Wh ile he mulled that
over, the co mmercial cart ran dow n and deafening, dead air
filled his ears. “S hit!” he repeated, and hastily plunged his
intro cart in. The reassuring trumpet blasts eased his mind
immediately. Wh en he glanced over the desktop and the studio
setup something seemed out of place, or wrong. He looked at
everything twice before he realized that all of the availab le
incoming telephone lines were blinking. They would all have
to wait, he decided, until he started the first song.
When the intro gradually faded he did his lip
exercises, mouthing the list of vowels and saying “Llewellyn,
Llewellyn, Llewellyn,” over and over (it was the nam e of his
next door neighbor in Kentucky; he’d had trouble pronouncing
the name his whole life). The LED readout hit zero and this
time Tim flicked the mike and said “Rex105, Dave Diamond,
happy Turkey hangover! We’ve got some old, old, I mean
ancient Yes, Stevie Nicks, Genesis and a new one from INXS
coming up so, don’t go nowhere!” He flipped the switch and
the first few stinging guitar notes of “Yours is No Disgrace,” the
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than seven minutes, buying him lots of time to clear out the
phone lines.
He answered the first line: “Rex 105.” People often
told him that his phone answ ering voice and his on-air voice
were so different they thought they were speaking with a board
operator or an assistant.
“Yeah,” came the voice from the other end of the line.
“Wh at’s the weather gonna be? W e gonna get any snow ?”
“It’s going to be cold. And cloudy,” he said, hoping
the sense of urgency in his voice would get the caller to hang
up.
“Well are we gonna get any snow , or not?”
“No. Not in the forecast.” Once again he spoke
rapidly, with a drill sergeant cadence, hoping the guy would get
the idea the second time.
“Ok ay, okay, I get it.” The line clicked off.
Tim reached for the second line: “Rex 105.”
A teenager spoke in a slo w, slurring, but affected
sounding voice as he said “Yeah, can you play ‘Masturbation’
by ‘Lucifer’s Friend?”
Tim felt like sighing but held his breath. He wanted
to say “Get a life,” but instead told the caller “I’m sorry, that
song is not in our catalog.”
The crank caller laugh ed and hung up. That left only
the third line for him to get to. He picked it up. “Rex 105.”
“Wh at the fuck are you doing working?”
The voice hit Tim with a jolt. He quickly remembered
Phillip’s pissed-o ff sounding telephone voice.
“I’m fucking getting time and a half to rip and read
news and talk to jerk off kids. What about you?”
“Having a holiday like the rest of the sane population.
Are you really in there for the duration?”
“Yeah.” He checked the ticker for the CD and saw
that it read less than a m inute.
“Well what abo ut later? We’re supposed to be there at
four!”
“And? I get off at three numbnuts. Can you make it
quick? ‘Y es’ is just ab out over.”
“We’ll be there ab out a quarter to three.”
“Awright.”
They disconnected. Tim had wanted to ask “Who’s
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Twenty minutes later, when he had gathered together
all the news copy, he prepared himself for the more serious
delivery needed for the news. Wh ile watching the countdown,
he shuffled his papers and cleared his throat and recited A-E-I-
O-U a couple of times. On the exact millisecond the song
ended, Tim hit the loop for the news intro. “Rex 105 news, I’m
Dave Diam ond, and here is what is going on. The nation’s
retailers are hoping for a bang-up Friday, traditionally one of
the busiest shopping days of the year…” From there he went on
to discuss the DOW and NASDAQ num bers from W ednesday.
One news item had Rob Pilatus o f Milli Vanilli com mitting
suicide, apparently ov erco m e with grief over the fallout from
the lip synching scandal. And then on what seemed to be on
everyone’s mind: “President Bush has sent 10,000 more troops
to Kuwait in a further expansion o f Operation Desert Shield.”
He paused for a few moments, to allow the words to sink in
with his listeners. “Hmm. Scary stuff.” After a brief
weathercast, in which Tim confirmed that there would be no
snow, he was done playing news broadcaster. He dropped in a
spot and fired the cart the split second he finished. A song
sweep was coming, allowing him time to relax, check readings
and get a breather. He idly watched the spot count down, then
flipped the switch for the next selection from the traffic log. A
Stevie Nicks song “Stand back” played through his headphones
and at low volume on the studio speakers.
A phone line lit up. Tim wondered if it was his
imagination, but the light seemed brighter on that particular
phone line than the others from earlier. He reached over to
pick it up, feeling a strange, heightened awareness o f all his
movements. Something caused his heart to quicken as pushed
down on the button and heard the line connect. “Rex 105.”
“Is this Tim?”
“Yes it is. Can I help you?”
“This is Estes, Tim.”
Though he had spoken only two sentences, Estes
sounded reverent and solemn in a strangely bombastic way.
“Estes? Buddy! Where are you at? I was by both th e old
mansion and the burger joint and you weren’t there? Are you
at the mall?”
“No, I’m not.” He paused before a long tim e. Tim
was going to jump in and say something, but Estes continued.
“Listen, Tim, I have to talk to you ab out something really
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Chapter Sixteen

Stephanie and Lori met Rachel at the credit card


company. Rachel insisted they come. Stephanie, k nowing
that Rachel probably worked a shift that ended in the m id
afternoon or later, said “Can you do that? Can you just leave
like that?”
“Yes, I can. This is an emergency. I’ll just tell them
I’m having a personal crisis.” She had directed them to the
building where she worked, wh ich took Lori and Stephanie
several exits down the highway through heavy traffic, cross over
on the circle freeway, and turn right at the first ext off the
interstate headed to Columbus.
“Jeez,” Lori said, as the m iles piled up. “We should
have just directed h er over to that Edward’s house.”
“Estes. His name is Estes. And it can’t be that much
farther.” A few minutes later they arrived at a new and shiny
office complex filled with sprawling shiny glass parallelograms.
Huge com merce plazas ro se from a lot that had been bulldozed
level to acco mmodate them , ringed at the sides with sm all dales
populated with young trees.
“Wow, I’m im pressed,” Lori said, looking at all the
glea m ing glass and steel. “She must have hit the big time.
Wh at building did you say it was?”
“8845.” Stephanie referred to a crumpled piece of
paper with directions scribbled on it, from their phone call.
“Did she say she wo uld be standing outside?”
“No. Would you want to stand outside in this kind of
dank cold?” She scanned the fronts of the buildings and saw
8855, 8850. “There it is!” she barked out, pointing at a
building toward the center of the complex. Lori yanked the
steering wheel and guided the small white sports car into a “u”
turn in the m iddle of the drive. A t the end of the turn she
punched the gas pedal, lurching the car forward, causing the
tires to chirp. “You are crazy!” Stephanie said.
“Yeah, I make my guardian angel work hard, don’t I?”
As she eased the car along the curb in front of the 8845
building, Stephanie studied the front door for shadows and
shapes moving around inside. When Lori stopped the car and
shifted into neutral, They saw Rachel emerge from the front
door.
Rachel grimaced against the cold, wearing gray slacks
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underneath it. She crossed the walkway toward them she
hugged herself tightly. When she reached the curb she
crouched down while Stephanie hit the button for the window.
“Hi!” she said when she reached them. “How are you
doing? God, am I glad to get out of that place.”
Stephanie was closest to her. She said “They didn’t get
mad at you for leaving early, right?”
Rachel waved her hand dismissively at the building.
“If they did, they don’t act like it. Hell, they’ll get over it.”
“Is your car near here somewhere?” Lori shouted over
Stephanie.
Rachel straightened and pointed delicately toward the
parking lot beside th e bu ilding. “Yeah. Right there. It’s an old
Ford Torino.”
Lori and Stephanie followed Rachel to a honey-
chrysanthemum colored car with distinctively swooping
bodylines and a white vinyl roof. Th e back end sat higher,
giving the car a fast, aggressive profile. When Rachel lowered
herself down inside of it, Stephanie expected to hear deep
barrels throbbing when Rachel fired up the engine. Instead, it
gave off a pleasant, efficient sounding humm.
They watched Rachel back her car out. “Pull up
alongside her,” Stephan ie said. “So we figure out what we’re
going to do.”
“W hat? Like we’re sixty-nining? What the hell are you
talking about?”
“Yeah. What cops do in supermarket parking lots,
pulling up driver window to driver window. It makes it look
like the cars are sixty-nining.
Once they’d gotten into position, Stephanie rolled the
window down again, her turn to wince against a chill wind.
When she looked across at Stephanie, she saw fear in her eyes.
“Are you ready for this?” Stephanie asked , hoping that her voice
had a calming, soo thing effect.
Rachel smiled m eekly back at them. “Ready as I’ll ever
be.” Her eyebrows furrowed as she paused, deep in thought.
“Do you think wh at we’re doing is a sin?”
Lori was facing Rachel, as the car windows had been
positioned opposite of each other. She turned back to
Stephanie for a moment. Stephanie said “No.” She thought
she should elaborate, but all she could think of was “You’re
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Rachel allowed her head to roll back against her
headrest as her eyes glanced up toward the roof and she sighed
deeply. “I can’t believe this. Let’s go. I’ll just get more and
more nervous the longer we wait.”
In her mischievous speedster voice, Lori said “Let’s
go.”
They turned around and allowed Rachel to get behind
them. When they found the exit for the office complex, drove
up the street and found the interstate, Stephanie noticed that
the traffic was much less dense headed back toward her
neighborhoo d. They would reach Estes quicker.
“Do we know this guy’s phone number?” Lori asked.
“After all this trouble, maybe we should call him and m ake sure
he’s hom e.”
Stephanie was going to say “Estes does not have a
phone,” but then the phone rang. It beeped and buzzed in her
lap, startling her. She looked down at the blinking light
heralding an incom ing call.
“Well answer it, dipshit! It could be my high-
maintenance half.”
Stephanie was used to phones that sat in a cradle and
started a live line when they were picked up. “Um, how do you
answer this?”
“Jeesh! Hit ‘talk’ dum -dum .”
Stephanie pressed the “talk” button and timidly held
the phone to her ear. “Hello?”
“Stephanie?” came a male voice from the other end of
the line.
The voice sh ocked her w ith its clarity, as if she had
been sitting beside him instead of talking to him on a walkie-
talkie phone. “Yes? Who is this?”
“It’s Estes, Stephanie. Hello.”
Her throat tightened and for a mom ent the words
tried to com e but could not.
“Well, who is it?” Lori impatiently wanted to know.
Stephanie covered the condenser with her hand and
said “It’s Estes!”
“Estes! What the f…..how did he get the number?
Wh ere the hell is he?”
Stephanie lifted h er hand so she could find out. “H i,
Estes. Did you get a phone today? Are you at home?” She
thought trying to be and sound as no rmal as possible would
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“No . I’m not calling from the rooming house.”
“Oh ? Then did they call you in to work today?”
“No. Listen, I have something very important to say,
so listen carefully. Please stay away from the 2112 club today.”
The words at first made no sense to her. She felt as if
she was watching TV and in the middle of a newscast the
reporter looked her in the eye and said “Do n’t be so nice to
Ingrid. She doesn’t deserve it.” Stephanie wondered ho w in
heaven he would know they were thinking about going to the
2112 club, but remem bered that he was an angel. “Okay. Are
you still around here Estes? Are you nearby? Why should we
avoid the 2112 club ?”
He paused, then sighed from the other end of the line.
“I can’t say.”
Stephanie turned around and looked at Rachel in the
Torino, following them. From the details she could see
through the cloudy day and the tinted glass, she seemed serene.
Lori shifted around impatiently in the driver’s seat, her varying
pressure on the gas pedal causing the car to buck slightly.
“Well, where the hell, I mean, heaven is he?”
Stephanie raised a finger to quiet her friend.
Something occurred to her: “Estes, do you know where Rachel
is?”
“Yes. She’s in the car b ehind you.”
Stephanie’s eyes shifted as her breathing cam e out in
shallow rasps. In her mind she had a wild idea come to her.
While she m ulled it over, Lori beside her and Estes through the
phone line said “Stephanie?”
“Estes! We can signal Rachel to drive along behind us
and then keep the same speed, get close together and I can pass
the phone to Rachel. You could talk to her!”
Lori snapped around to look at Stephanie and said
“What the hell are you talking about? In this traffic? Do you
want to get us killed or som ething?”
“It does sound like it would be a little dangerous,”
Estes said.
“Well then do yo u want us to tell her? Do you wan t
to warn her against going to 2112, also?”
“Yes.”
Stephanie looked up and realized that they were only a
couple of exits away from the co nnector leading to Main Street.
“Estes, do you know that we’re on our way to the roo m ing
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“Yes, I know. But that won’t be possible. I’m not
there.”
Stephanie wanted to reach through the telephone, grab
Estes by the shirtfront and say “Where on earth are you? And
why can’t Rachel see you? She wants to see you so badly.”
Instead, she said “Well, what should we tell Rachel? She might
be crushed “
“I can help her with that. W arn her against going to
the 2112 club as I m entioned. And tell her that I will always be
with her.”
Stephanie wanted to say “WELL, WHY DON’T YOU
TELL HER YOUR SELF?” Instead, sh e just m eekly said “O kay.”
“Thank you very m uch Stephanie. And remember,
you are loved.”
There was a click on the line. Stephanie knew that it
was normal for a cellular telepho ne connection to be filled with
static and clicks. “Hello? Hello? HELLO?” She quickly
realized she was talking into plastic. Stunned, she set the
telephone down in her lap. As she looked ahead of her she saw
Lori turn the M R2 onto the co nnector, headed toward Main
Street.
“So, was he hom e, or not?”
“No .”
“No? Well what the hell are we going to do? Big Red
is gonna freak out.”
Feeling lightheaded, Stephanie breathed deeply. She
turned to her friend. “Can I ask you som ething? W hat kind of
weird nicknames do you have for me, that you say when I’m
not there? ‘Dum-dum ,’ ‘num bskull,’ ‘burger flip per,’ I already
know.”
“That’s it.” She kept her eyes on the road, trying to
appear casual.
“You know where to go from here, right?”
“Yeah, to som eplace on Main Street that looks like the
house on ‘The Aadam s Family.’”
Stephanie grinned wryly. “It’s more like ‘Collinswood’
from ‘Dark Shado ws.’”
They continued down the connector road toward
Main Street. Soon they came upon the mansion-turned
rooming house. Stephanie looked behind them and saw Rachel
following along faithfully in the Torino and she felt butterflies
in her stomach. It was like firing someone at work, the cold,
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Lori could o ffer her a shoulder to cry on. “So where was he
calling from, anyway?” Lori asked while the car chugged up the
winding driveway toward the back of the house.
“A cloud next to three guys playing trumpets and a
girl with long blond hair playing the harp. How should I
know?”
“Well, wherever he was, he was in pocket.” She looked
up at the building, with its missing bricks, moss-choked cracks
in the driveway and fall en roof tiles. “Jeez, is this place
haunted, or what?” When they parked in the back beside a beat
up old red Toyota, she grumbled something about the
patchwork pavem ent sh redding her tires. Stephanie’s heart beat
faster, in dreaded anticipation of having to break the news to
Rachel. The Torino parked on the other side, next to a big
pickup truck.
“Do me a favor. Let’s get out of the car at the same
time and walk over there together. She’s going to be quite upset
when I tell her.”
“Okay, boss,” Lori said, with a sm irk.
Stephanie zipped her coat to bundle herself against the
cold day, noticing the deepening gunmetal sky while they
climbed out of the MR2. By the time they both walked across
the pavement, Rachel had started to crack her door open. They
both watched her emerged from the old car, as yet another dark
cloud seemed to rumble overhead. Rachel had been smiling,
but when she turned and saw both Stephanie and Lori’s faces,
her eyes gradually lost their glimm er and the corners of her
m outh evened out. “What? What’s going on? What
happened?”
Stephanie swallowed and said “We found out that
Estes isn’t here right now.”
For a mom ent, Rachel just looked confused and hurt.
She then pointed toward the house with her o utstretched arm.
“W hat? You already had time to run up there and knock on
his door? H ow do you know he’s not there?”
Stephanie realized that what she was about to say was
going to come out sounding ridiculous. “Lori has a cell phone.
He called us and told us he wasn ’t there.” She knew exactly
what was com ing next.
“Well, where was he calling from?”
“I don’t know.”
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Lori, who was in flimsy slacks, started jumping up and
down to warm herself. “Sheesh. It’s cold. Is there going to be
a blizzard, or what?”
“How do yo u know he wasn’t calling from up there?”
Stephanie sighed, watching her breath steam. “If I tell
you it’s probably going to sound weird.” Rachel crept in closer
to her and Lori turned toward her. “An angel would not lie.
Wo uld he?”
“Well, let’s at least knock on his doo r for C hrist’s
sake,” Rachel said. “At least to rule out the possibility that he
was going against his angelic ways.” She started toward the
door.
“We’re going to have to check with the landlo rds,”
Stephanie said, bringing both Lori and Rachel to a dead stop.
“When I was here the other day, I just met him out in the
parking lot. I don’t know what apartment he’s in.”
Rachel nodded, her lower lip trem blin g against the
cold. Lori had started to shiver so much that the faux fur
neckline on her jacket started to rustle. “Well let’s get the fuck
in there and talk to the landlady b efore I freeze m y tushie off.”
They all walked toward the back do or. It occurred to
Stephanie that while she had never been inside the house, Estes
had told her m any tim es that he lived on the third floor,
almost imm ediately across from the landing. If he wasn’t there,
as she believed he wasn’t, it was a m oot point anyway. All their
shoulders relaxed as they pushed the door opened and found
the warmth of a foyer. The door to their right had square
panes of glass in it and had been covered with a curtain from
the other side. There were light and shadows in the landlord’s
quarters. “Let m e do the knocking,” Lo ri said as she stepped up
and gave the wood three sharp raps with her knuckles, causing
the sm all window panes to rattle noisily.
A m om ent later, m oving shadows appeared beh ind the
curtain and Stephanie could hear rustling around of papers,
feet on the floor and pots clattering. “Just a mom ent,” a
feminine voice said from the other side. Someone pulled the
edge of the curtain aside to give them a quick peek, then the
door creaked open, slowly revealing a pleasantly matronly
blond-haired woman in her forties, wearing a holiday sweater
with flashing lights. Her eyes widened when she saw the three
young women on the other side of the threshold. She said
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For a second, all three of them looked at each other.
Stephanie said. “We’re looking for a friend of mine. His name
is Estes.”
The woman’s mouth fo rm ed a small “o” as her
eyebrows raised in recognition. “Oh, he’s on the third floor, in
apartment 32. Right across from the stairway landing. You
can’t m iss it.”
“We think he might be in trouble,” Rachel blurted out
behind her.
“Trouble?” the landlady repeated.
“Well, he hasn’t had his meds and we think he might
have had a seizure. W e tried to call him and he didn’t answer.”
Stephanie could feel her cheekbones heating up and
hoped she wasn’t turning red. Sh e was a terrible liar and an
even worse actress. She expected the landlady to say “You tried
to call him? H e doesn’t have a phone.” Instead , she said
“Heavens,” placing her hand delicately against her chest. “I had
no idea! Well, let me get my key. We can all go up there and
check on him.”
Mom ents later the four of them climbed the creaky
steps through the echoing stairwell. Each flight of stairs was
dimly lit by a single light bulb in a wrought iron sconce at each
landing. The intermittent flashing light from the landlady’s
sweater flashed twinkles of red and green onto the walls,
causing Stephanie to feel as if they’d stumbled into a
Dickensian house and the gh ost o f Jaco b M arley was going to
confront them, rattling his chains and wailing. Halfway up,
Stephanie heard what she thought was faraway singing, possibly
coming from the stereo inside one of the apartments behind
closed doors. When she looked down she realized that Rachel
was humming to herself. Soon they reached the third floor.
Stephanie, Rachel and Lori parted for the landlady to step
ahead of them and rap the door for Apartment 32, where Estes
had lived.
No answer.
The landlady rapped on the door again, with the same,
silent result. She shrugged and reached for her key. When the
key ticked and clicked around inside the hole, Stephanie’s wrists
tingled with anticipation, as if they might find Estes on the
other side of the door, sitting on the bed. The lock bolt
clunked over, releasing the doorknob as she pushed the door
open. They filed through the doorway together while the
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wall. She cranked the switch on a lamp atop the dresser, which
filled the room with w arm light.
The room was large enough for two twin beds with a
wide space between them and a cloth recliner beside another
lamp in one corner. A shellacked wooden door at the other
side of the room probably led to a closet, Stephanie decided.
She noticed that the landlady’s lips had parted as she surveyed
the perfectly made beds and the spotless orderly quality of the
nightstand and the dresser. The wall angled upward from
where the roof m et the ceiling, and the gables outside had cut
two smaller little rooms where someone could sequester
themse lves and look out the window. The hardwood floor had
been recently smoothly varnished. It seemed to her as though
they’d wandered into a museum exhibit. “W ell I’ll be darned,”
the landlady said.
“What is it?” Rachel said.
“I kno w I haven’t been up here since we rented him
the room,” she began, “but it looks the same as it did before he
got here.”
Stephanie glanced around at the tight bedspreads and
the imm aculate dresser tops and said “I was going to say either
Estes is a picky housekeeper or he moved out. But even if he
m oved out…hey, if he hasn’t left, his jacket and work uniform
would still be here. Can we open the closet?”
“Sure,” the landlady said, briskly striding across the
hardwood toward the closet door. They all followed her and
watched as she opened the door slowly , revealing the inside of
the walk-in closet to them . It was empty shelves, empty floors,
and empty hanging rods.
“Nothing.” Stephanie murmured.
Rachel backed away from the closet and wandered
around the floor in front of the twin beds. “This is where he
lived?”
“Yes’m,” the landlady replied.
Rachel widened her eyes.
Stephanie turned to the landlady. “I know it’s asking
a lot. But do you know if Estes came back here last night? He
was at my house for Thanksgiving dinner yesterday and some
other people took him hom e.”
The landlady gazed thoughtfully toward the angled
ceiling, shifting her weight from one foot to the other, then
shru gged. “I can’t say for sure, honey. I do know that a fella
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Stephanie, Lori, and Rachel all looked at each other.
“ W as he a really big guy?” Stephan ie asked, rem embering th e
trio who’d arrived at her front door the night before.
“Or a really evil looking dude wearing leather who
drives a sports car?” Lori asked.
Stephanie snapped her neck turning to quickly look at
Lori. The landlady again paused thoughtfully and said “W ell
the young m an was blond. But he was neither big nor evil
loo king. Just a normal looking fella, I guess. Like someone
you’d see when you’re out shopping or at the mo vies or at
church.”
“Did he have just a little bit of a gut on him?”
Stephanie said, starting to get an idea of whom it might be.
“I suppose you could say that. He was wea ring his
winter coat though, which does tend to make a person look
bulkier.”
“Would you say that he had an expressive face? With
his eyebrows going up and down quite a lot? And did he talk
with perfect diction and perfect tonal modulation?” During
the second sentence, Stephanie imitated the vocal delivery of an
FM deejay, to drive her point home.
The landlady raised a pointed finger in an “Ah-Ha”
gesture. “Yes, yes! He did have a way of speaking king of like
one of those radio personalities. That much I rem ember.”
At the sam e time, both Lori and Rachel said “Who are
you talking about?”
“Dave Diam ond, Rex 105.”
Rachel’ s features contorted into an expression of
disgust. “That jerkwad?” Sh e then put her hand on her m outh
and said “Oops,” remembering she was in the company of a
polite, genteel woman. The landlady pretended not to have
heard anything.
“Yes. He comes to the restaurant practically every day.
One day he was talking to Estes about something. I don’t know
what.”
Lori giggled and said “M ayb e he wants to intervie w
him on the radio.”
Rachel and Stephanie loo ked at each other and Rachel
shrugged. The landlady said “Well you co uld call the radio
station, couldn’t you?”
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The landlad y said “Well hon, we have a phone book
downstairs. And you could use the pho ne, too . It’s a little cold
to be getting out in a car to try to use a phone.”
A short while later, Stephanie borrowed the phone
book and used the replica 1930’s era general store phone in the
landlady’s heavily paneled kitchen to call the radio station.
When she dialed the num ber the pho ne rang, and rang, and
rang. Rachel and Lori looked at her while the landlady, whom
they learned was named M abel, started straightening up some
dishes and hand towels. “It’s ringing, right?” Rachel asked.
“Yes,” Stephanie said.
Rachel nodded. “Keep holding. U sually a radio
station has three or four incoming lines. And if he’s on a news
break it might be an even longer time.”
“Okay.”
A few moments later she heard a couple of clicks and
then the line connected. A weary sounding m ale voice said
“Rex 105.”
“Hello, is this Dave Diamond?”
“At your service. What can I do you for?”
“This is Stephanie, you know, from the restaurant?
We had that little chat that one time?”
H e paused for a m om ent and then enthusiastically
chimed “Oh yes! H ow are you? Are you working today?”
“Well, no. Actually, I have kind of an unusual
question for you, if you don’t mind.” She waited a couple of
seconds for his reply before go ing on. “Is Estes there with
you?”
“Um, no. Are you looking for him, too? I guess you
know he’s not at work today either.”
“Yes, I know . Were you and he going to do the radio
show today?”
“Um, it was a spur of the mom ent thing. I’d asked
him once if he’d ever want to be on the show and he said yes.
Just yes terda y I decided to today and went to his house to try to
get him , see if he’d want to do the show with m e.”
“But he wasn’t there.”
“No pe.”
Stephanie was about to thank him for his help and
hang up, since she knew that he must be busy, trying to run a
radio station.
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His words struck he r temple like a bolt of lightning.
“He did? Did he tell you wh ere he was calling from ?”
“No, Cicely, but it was a real strange phone call. He
wasn’t himself. He was all serious and stuff. Like he was being
held prisoner somewhere and someone was pointing a bayonet
at him while he was talking.”
That caused Stephanie’s blood to rush. “What did he
say?”
“He warned me against going to 2112 tonight,” Dave
responded quickly.
Stephanie suddenly felt very lightheaded. “He did?”
“Yeah. Rick O’Shea, the drive time guy does sound
for one o f the perfo rmers. He inv ited m e to co me along with
him tonight. Estes doesn’t seem to think it’s a good idea, from
what he told me. Why? I don’t know.”
“That’s interesting.”
“Hey, can I call you back? I have a station break
com ing up.”
She had been distracted but suddenly woke up. “No,
that’s okay. I know you’re busy. I’ll let you go.”
Once she hung up the phone, Rachel asked “So was he
there?”
“No, but, he called there.” She looked at Lori,
standing beside Rachel and noticed that her eyes widened and
her skin had become more pale. “Hey, Mabel, thanks for being
so helpful. We’re going to go no w.” She m otioned for th em to
follow her o utside. The m om ent they reached the foyer and
closed the door behind them , Stephanie put a hand on Rachel’s
wrist. “Listen, there’s something I forgot to tell you before.
Som ething very im portant.”
Rachel’s eyebrows furrowed into a worried expression.
“Wh at?”
“Estes told m e to tell you that he’s alway s with yo u.”
She felt self conscious, talking in the foyer where the hard walls
and high ceilings caused an echo . “And he also warned me not
to go to 2112 tonight.”
Lori’s mouth dropped. “This is too weird,” she said.
“That’s where we were going to go tonight, too.”
Rachel squinted, appearing confused. “Wh y would
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“Yeah. About four or five years ago. It’s a crazy place.
There’s lots of drugs and AIDS there. Why would Estes be
concerned ab out 2112?”
Stephanie shrugged. “Probab ly because there’s lots of
drugs and AIDS there and he wants us to avoid getting
corrupted or hurt.”
Rachel narro wed her eyes and looked back and forth
between Lori and Stephanie. “W ell why on earth do you guys
go there?”
Lori giggled and said “W e go b ecause it’s more
entertaining than a regular ba r. It’s like a Vegas show. And we
can just dance, and dance, and dance without constantly getting
hit on.”
“But Estes said we shouldn’t go there,” Stephanie said.
Rachel’s face had a pained expression. “Estes said that
both you and Dave Diamo nd shouldn’t go there.” She was
speaking slowly and her eyes began to mist over. “He said he’s
always with me but he did not warn me against going to 2112.
He may have warned you against going to 2112 because he’s
going there.”
“Why?” Lori asked.
“I don’t know,” Rachel said. “But I want to go.”
Quietly, Lori said “I’ll go with you.”
Stephanie shrugged. “Then I’m going, too.” She
thought that maybe she could go to confession and be forgiven
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Chapter Seventeen

Richthius took a long drag off his cigarillo. While he


drove, he worked the m on itors on the dash, trying to call up
the nightclub where they would do outreach. Usually, he was
able to hone in on any conversation going on in any corner of
the earth. However, that night when Richthius aim ed th e
senso rs at the coordinates, he only received static: sparkling
white particles and white noise. “What’s wrong with this piece
of shit,” he said, as he tried re-entering the coordinates, gazing
at the heliaplatform.
Digits flashed on the console as if the machine was
trying to process the information. Yet each time the result was
the same. The sparkling particles would dance above the
platform while static fizzled through the speakers.
He tried to get an auditory signal. While the e xit signs
blazed overhead in the encroaching dusk, his finger worked the
controls trying to hone in the sensors. Still, just static coming
through the speakers. He turned up the volu me, ho ping to
hear a faint wisp of conversation. Instead, the speakers
produced louder, ear-splitting static, causing him to wince.
Would his superv isors know what was going on? He
hit the link to quickly reach one. Unfortunately, he got
Praetorious, who looked do wn at him from the big road
monitor and said “Yes?” with a scowl, as if Richthius had just
committed a dastardly sin by contacting him.
Richthius realized that he had to be careful.
Praetorious had the power to send him “down to earth, the way
Richthius had stricken Estes down. A wreck in his sports car
could send him to an earthly emergency room . I can’t access
certain coordinates,” Richthius said, measuring his words
carefully.
Praetorious smirked, giving him an even more evil
appearance than usual. “Trying to keep tabs on your friend?”
“He’s up to som ething. Something happened last
night. He’s not at the little room he rented, he’s nowhere. Do
you think that’s a good thing?”
“The transmission’s blocked,” Praetorious shot back.
“You ought to know that. I take it you’ve tried to access the
frequency on earth airwaves?”
“Yes, I tried to get it on the radio and couldn’t. Did
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“TH EIR side? How can they do that?” All during
their conversation, he monitored traffic and noticed that he was
approaching Dayton.
Prometheus’s face darkened. “We’ve discussed this
before. By grounding one of their warriors you put yo urself in
very, very dangerous territory. For that infraction alone I could
demo te you!”
Rich thius was stunned. The human body he’d housed
him self in was causing him to feel all types of unpleasant
sensations: his mouth w atered, objects danced in fro nt of his
eyes, and the center of his belly felt as if it had overturned.
“You wouldn’t do that,” he managed to say.
“Oh, no?” Praetorio us retorted, his eyes starting to
bulge. “TRY ME! I’ll have you doing babysitting work in the
Siberian enclave. Outreach to murderous pedophiles. Page
duty. Two words, Ricky: WATCH IT!”
With that, Prometheus disappeared. It was a perfect
parting shot. Richthius’s boss must have instinctively known
how much Richth ius despised anyone demeaning his name.
Maybe, a good night of outreach would accomplish two things:
it would reassert all over again how important and valuable he
was, and it would help him forget the disastrous week.
After a couple of more miles Richthius washed the
taste of the encounter from his mouth. He recognized the
highway exit for the boulevard leading to the nightclub. A
quick check on the holographic pad confirmed it for him on a
map. He felt m uch better kno wing that he was about to preside
over one o f his shows. By the time he arrived at the shopping
plaza, he saw right away how different the 2112 bar was from
the place where he’d done outreach just a couple of weeks
earlier. The other building provided two floors and several
doorways where he could attach phantom room extensions.
The 2112 nightclub was a massive, sprawling bar on one floor,
taking up one whole building. When Richthius surveyed the
bar and the layout of the adjoining shopping center, he
surmised that the 2112 nightclub may have been a supermarket
in an earlier existence. He snickered to himself at the irony.
Dusk had fallen. Cars clustered around the little shops
in the plaza though the bank at the far left end had probab ly
been closed for several hours.
It was after six-thirty. Maybe the doors had already
opened for happy hour. He carefully closed and locked his car
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and strode toward a blue-walled, brightly lit architectural grotto
that appeared to be an entrance. Wh en he cam e within fifty
yards of it when a long, sleek, silver Phantom car screeched up
alongside the curb . H is breath steam ed while he watched it.
All the people walking pas t wore bulky coats. During the early
days of his outreach career, he’d come to earth with a tota l
hum an body and presence. Unfortunately, it allowed him to
feel all the hot and cold extremes of earthbound weather, also.
Sometimes outreach took him to horrendously cold climates,
such as Siberia, and his ongoing discomfort led him to petition
for a body with less sensitivity.
Even to Richthius, the silver Phantom car seemed
garish, over-the-top, and showy. Before the door even opened
he knew it belonged to one of his soldiers. The car was the
style fitting the 1920’s, with the tall hood lines, the snakelike
exhaust coming out of the manifold, opera windows and great
big headlights with round, flat surfaces. Richthius noticed a
couple of people in the distance gawk at the car.
The entrance of the person riding inside the car was
also over-the-top: a trim Oriental manservant emerged from the
driver’s door, circled around the front and opened the back
passenger door. At first he could only see legs encased in sheer,
glistening stockings, metal-tipped stilettos.
Illuminata Gateaux
Her manservant lent a gloved hand as she elevated
herself the rest of the way out of the grand sedan. She wore a
padded shoulder and wasp-waist 1940’s style dress with a wrap
bottom that glistened black under the streetlights. Her long,
onyx brown hair had been tied back, showing off her high
cheekbones and flawless, fair skin. Cascading curls of her
shining hair tum bled down her neck, kissing the top of the
jacket.
On ce she stood on the pavem ent beside the car, the
manservant tapped her on the shoulder and pointed toward
Richthius. She turned around smiled at him , her full,
gliste ning red lips parting to reveal two rows of perfect white
teeth. Richthius sauntered up to greet her. “Well hello Dragon
Lady,” he said. “What a pleasant surprise. Your name wasn’t on
the roster.”
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W hen Richthius reach ed her, he realized he had to tilt
back his head to look her in the eye, because of the stilettos.
“Couldn’t you have shrunken yourself?”
“Me ?” She pointed a graceful finger at herself.
“Never.”
Richthius raised his eyeb rows. A couple of guys in
baggy jeans and baseball caps turned backwards, wearing layers
of jackets, stared at her. They ’d started walking more slowly,
their mouths agape. That meant that she was in global mode,
out of stealth, and would raise libidos and jeans fronts wherever
she went. Together they walked towards the ticket booth at the
entrance, which was flanked by framed eight by ten glossies of
performers. “You don’t believe in doing anything halfway, do
you?”
“Me?” When she pointed to herself again, her finger
bisected her cleavage. “No.”
Richthius and Illuminata strolled side by side to the
ticket booth where a bored lo oking guy with a m ullet hairdo
and one dangling earring said “Ten dollars,” looking at
Richthius.
He decided to have a little fun with the ticket taker.
“W hat, you expect me to pay for this, this trollop? Didn’t you
see her ooze out of the Silver Phantom back there?”
“Just give me the money. Ten dollars. I don’t care
who .”
Richthius handed him a twenty-dollar bill. “Keep the
change.”
The ticket taker’s little windfall caused the corner of
his mouth to rise slightly. His eyes kept the same glazed-over
quality. He handed them their tickets.
Once they were inside the doo r, another bored looking
guy sitting on a stool beside a tall table regarded the both of
them with methodical watchfulness. His eyes kep t the same
professional coolness even as they drank in Illuminata’s curves,
then Richthius remem bered that it was a predominantly gay
bar.
To Illuminata, the stool-sitting doorm an with a dark
crew cut said “Could I see your I.D., miss?”
Richthius stifled a smile. No one ever asked him for
his I.D. though for years he’d had one that showed him as
being thirty-nine years old.
Illum inata smiled and handed the man a white,
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the state on the license and when Richthius asked her about it,
she said “You know it’s hot as hell down there. Makes me feel
at home.” Once she’d received her license back, they both held
out their hands for the doorm an, who stamped them with an
invisible mark that would show up under black light. The
doorman waved them along, motioning them toward another
hallway. Richthius heard heavy bass notes of rock and roll
music from around a corner.
They entered the fam iliar dim ness of a North
Am erican bar. Even in the early evening, the dark walls and
purple door frames and dark carpeting m ade it seem as if it
was m uch later. Richthius gazed around at the contours of the
interior. He saw two separate stages, a dance floor, a platform
with a console and controls for the lighting system, a deejay
bo oth against the far wall, and doorways to other smaller rooms
and sections.
A long bar lie at the center of the floor, rows of glasses
hanging from racks overhead, catching light, reflecting
highlights. Stools surrounded the bar and a young man and a
young woman worked behind there, setting up, testing
dispensers. “We seem to be the first custom ers of the evening,”
Illum inata said, surveying their surroundings along with
Richthius. “Wh o else is on the roster?”
Richthius pretended to be shocked, raising his
eyebrows, recoiling from her. “What? You mean you didn’t
check? I’m disappointed in yo u.”
“You’re the detail guy,” she said, with a purr. “I’m
just the hired help.” She started walking toward the bar and
Richthius followed . O h well, he thought, what b etter way to
gain a vantage on the situation than to sit at a bar directly in
the center of it. Illum inata glided in on one sm ooth m otion to
a barstool. Richthius was glad to see that they provided the
type of stools with backs on them. He always felt unstable on
the other kind, always on the verge of falling off.
A barmaid assessed them for a long moment. She was
wearing a white blouse with a tuxedo tie, with black slacks. She
had pulled her chestnut hair back severely, though she’d
allowed a few curly tendrils of it to brush against her
cheekbones. She looked scrub bed down and efficient, yet in
another atmosphere, with the help of cosmetics and a looser
hairstyle, Richthius thought that she could be pretty. “Hi
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“Whiskey sour,” she said, batting her eyelashes
dispassionately.
“And you sir?”
:”Martini. Up.’
She regarded their choices and went about getting
their drinks in quick, economical movemen ts. “Would you like
to start a tab?”
“Oh sure,” Richthius said.
“Wh at name should I put it under?”
“Rick…Richard, please.”
As the barmaid m ixed the fluids she still regarded
them closely. Illuminata was gazing around at the extra rooms,
and at the people trickling in singly, or in pairs. She seemed
unaware that the barmaid was checking them out. “You’re not
from around here, are you?” the barmaid suddenly asked, trying
to sound casual.
“No ,” Richthius said, “we’re no t.”
Soon the barmaid had completed their drinks and set
them down delicately atop coasters in front of them. While she
placed the drink dow n in fro nt of Illum inata, she paused to
regard her for a m om ent. Illuminata finally no ticed and
returned her gaze upward, tilting her head quizzically.
“Miss, I apologize but I just have to ask, should I
know you from somewhere?”
She glanced at Richthius (who chuckled lightly) before
continuing. “W hy, I’m not sure. I’ve never been here before.”
“Are you an actress?”
Richthius chuckled louder. “O h, she’s an actress all
right,” he said.
Illuminata nudged h im with one pointy end of a
stiletto. “No , I’m not an actress.”
“Okay,” the barm aid said, looking down for a second.
“I hope I didn’t em barrass you.”
“No darling, it’s quite all right.” They both watched
the barmaid as she glided toward the other end of the bar,
continuing to set things up. Richthius looked m ore closely at
Illuminata. Her look had changed over all the outreaches she’d
done with him. Richthius figured she must have spen t lots of
time looking at magazine and film im ages to discover what
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Richthius shrugged. “It’s hard to say. They have
female impersonator shows on Saturday night but quite a few
heterosexuals com e here, too.”
Illum inata squinted, though her fingertips to her
temples, saying “Wait a minute? We’re in a gay bar?”
Richthius bent his head back and roared with
laughter. He guffawed until his sides started to hurt. When he
settled down for a moment, he saw Illuminata looking at him
out of flashing saucer eyes. “D on’t you ever read any of the
comm uniques?”
“No! Why should I?” She lifted her chin up, ga zing
down at him indignantly. “Anyway, who cares? O utreach is
outreach.” She sipped her drink.
Richthius studied her. He noticed that her attitude
changed. She gazed at her surroundings with more cautious
and critical eyes. He heard his blazer start to beep and tingle.
He extracted the mini platform from inside his pocket and set
it on the counter in fro nt of him . He tapped one side and
after a short burst of light, a holo graphic figure appeared on
the platform . It was Rollo, one of his troops, looking fairly
anxious. Richthius looked down at the im age and said “S peak.”
“What the fuck are you doing?” Illum inata said when
she saw the platform.
“It’s on stealth,” Richthius said. He listened closer
and realized that he missed the first part of what Rollo was
saying. The barmaid passed within a couple of feet of the
platform, looked directly at it, and moved on. Illum inata
calmed dow n, gazing dow n at Rollo with wonderment yet also a
clinical demeanor to her expression. “Wh at did you say?”
Richthius asked. “It sounded like ‘on tonight.’”
Rollo cleared his throat and started ag ain. “I wanted
to kno w if every thing was still on for tonight.”
Richthius shrugged lightly. “Of course. Why
wouldn’t it be?”
“Something’s going down,” Rollo said, his voice low,
as if he though t the bar w orkers and patrons co uld hear him .
“Yeah. And?”
Rollo ’s eyes bugged out, as if he couldn’t believe what
he was hearing. “Did you hear what I said?”
“Yeah, som e of his buddies rescued h im yesterday or
som e shit.”
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“Well, don’t you think they’re going to get in the way?
Especially since you disabled one of their own?”
Richthius glanced around himself quickly to see if the
barmaid or anyone else was watching. “ Rollo, you worry too
much. When can you get here?”
Rollo sighed visibly. “Well, nothing’s going to get
going until ten, right?”
Richthius smiled. “It’s an outreach, not a drop in.”
H e knew from experience with Rollo that he had aspirations to
get in on the supply side. “Supply side” were the demons who
helped drug dealers. Th ey m ade sure that crops grew well, that
clandestine scientists invented m ore powerful psychogenic
drugs and helped out as warriors during drug trafficking
snafues. Rollo, like so many of the other soldiers, like to help
with the gunplay, the violence, and the tortures. One gang
cutting in on a rival gang’s territory and the predictable
vengeance in the form of drive-by shootings.
Sheepishly , Rollo said “I’ll be there in an hour.”
“See you then.” As soon as Rollo’s image faded from
the holo platform, Illuminata said “So what was he saying.
Wh o did you trap? What was that all about?”
Richthius shrugged. “Some loser. His name was
‘Esther’ or som ething like that.”
“You trapped an angel? What did he do to you?
Richthius set dow n his drink and turned toward h er.
“He was messing up my outreach. Showing him self to his
charge. He had it coming, believe me.” To illustrate the point
that the conversation was over, he lifted the martini and sipped
delicately.
Illum inata still seemed eerily fascinated by it. “How
long ago did that happen?”
“About a m onth ago. H e’s doing okay.”
“You trapped an angel! I don’t believe it!” She lifted
up her palm s in disbelief.
“The way I see it, I did the guy a favor,” Richthius
went on. “He wanted to be down here among them and now
he is.”
“Yeah, but you probably pissed off his superiors and
yours,” she continued. She reached for h er purse. “You know
what? I don’t know abo ut this.” She started to gather her
things and lift up from the stool as if she wanted to leave.
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“Leaving so soon?” He forced a sm ile. “I really need
you here.”
Illum inata eyed him cautiously. She had pushed her
hands against the stool to lift herself, which caused the built-up
shoulders on her black dress to raise even higher. “I don’t like
this,” she said. “This isn’t what I thought it would be.”
He cleared his throat before continuing. “Don’t tell
me, let me guess. You’re not sure if you’re cut out for this
outreach stuff. You want to see ho w it is from the supply side.”
She tilted her head and looked at him appraisingly.
While her organizational skills were a little daffy, her searing
presence more than made up for it. “Don’t you ever read the
co m m uniqué? I was with them for a long time, as a mafia
moll. I saw people get their fingers and their hands sawed off,
their toes smashed with ball peine hamm ers. Bloody gang
fights and drive-b ys. But what yo u did just wasn’t cool, Rick.”
He backed away slightly, searching his mind for
something to say that would keep her there, keep her aligned
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Chapter Eighteen

Stephanie, Lori and Rachel had all agreed to meet up


later that night to go together to 2112. ‘What time do you
think we sho uld get there?”
Rachel shrugged. “It depends. Nothing gets go ing at
2112 til about ten.”
“So what time do you think we should get there,
then?” Stephanie persisted.
“Nine,” Lori put in. “Look it doesn’t matter whether
we get there before he does, right? She turned directly to
Rachel and addressed the question to her. “Right?”
They all agreed that they would m eet up at eight-thirty
and drive there, putting them through the door sometime
between nine-fifteen and nine forty-five, depending on the
traffic. W hen Stephanie m ade it home after running around all
afternoon, it left her with more than three hours to kill.
Michael did the same thing he did every Friday after
Thanksgiving. He gathered a ladder and a toolbox and set out
to correct all the little imperfections in the house drywall,
paneling and electrical boxes that he’d been putting off all year.
One tradition they had was to eat something saucy and Italian,
hopefully as far removed from turkey as possible. She realized
that it would also have to be something she could throw
together fairly quickly.
Michael passed through the kitchen as Stephanie was
blending the ricotta cheese, egg, and Parm esan. “ So hon, do
you think we ought to call ‘Ripley’s Believe it or not?’” He
stumped her at first, as she set the whisk mixer down and
looked at him .
“Oh, you mean Estes? I thought we both agreed…”
“I’m just kidding,” Michael said as his long metal
toolbox clanged around a corner. “Gee, gullible as ever.” He
disappeared into the garage, possib ly to get som e more nails
and spackle.
She heard the front door of the house open and heard
two sets of small feet padding on the tile and rug near the
foyer. It warm ed her on the inside whenever K evin returned to
the house at a sensible hour. She felt as if she was succeeding at
the most important job anyone could have.
Their footsteps crossed from the tile to the carpet,
gain ing volum e and strength until Kevin poked his face around
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mom .” He smiled, and Stephanie knew what was coming next.
“Is it okay if Jeffrey has dinner with us? His mom and dad said
it was okay, in case you w ant to call.”
Stephanie felt her shoulders slump. Her first reaction,
her first impulse, was to say “N o,” since she thought that it
would complicate her plans fo r later in the evening. Yet, she
knew Jeffrey’s parents, Rob and Diane Colton. Rob was a
lineman for the power com pany who’d carried a pager for years.
Diane worked part tim e in the school system somewhere and
they had two smaller children, girls, besides Jeffrey. Rob was
probably out on a call, and Diane had probably brought her
two daughters out shopping to one of the malls or outlet
squares. She tried to sm ile. “Yes, it is okay, hon ey, b ut I’m
going out later this evening, you know.”
“W ith Aunt Lori, I know.” Ste phanie realized that she
must have been flashing a quizzical look since she marveled
over h ow kids surprised her som etimes. “You do it every year.”
The boys excused themselves to the basem ent, where
they would either watch videos or play games. After
Thanksgiving night, Stephanie had wisely hidden the “Haunted
House” game.
She continued on with the re st of the meal
preparation: boiling water for the m anicotti shells, whipping up
water and tomato pastes with diced tomatoes and onion powder
on another burner. When she turned at one point, she saw the
phone jiggling on the wall and stopped what she was doing
long enough to execute the old trick: she snatched the headset
from the cradle before the telephone audibly rang.
“Whatcha doin’?” Lori’s voice was clear from the other
end of the line. She was either sitting still in her car at the end
of Stephanie’s driveway or she was calling from her home
phone.
“Making dinner. That Colton kid’s gonna be sitting
in with us.”
“Is he wanting to spend the night?”
“ H e’d better not be. K evin already knows we’re going
out.”
“Wh at time are you com ing?”
“Eight to eight thirty, just like we agreed.”
“Are you getting excited?”
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“I’ve been psyching m yself out since we were running
all over the place earlier. That angel on the building, the
tornado, you getting that phone call…som ething big is go ing to
happen.”
They discussed it for a few minutes longer before
Stephanie said “O kay, I have to finish these up and start on th e
salad.”
“Okay. Don’t be late!”
“I won’t be as long as I can hustle little Jeffrey out of
here righ t when we finish.”
Lori paused. “You know what occurred to m e?”
“Wh at?”
“We’re m eeting an angel in a bar.”
Stephanie thought that over for a mom ent, especially
the foreboding tone of Estes’ com mand. “W e’re no t even sure
he’s going to be there.”
“Sure he is. He’s going to fight that devil guy. It’ll be
Estes and a bunch of his friends against the devil guy and a
bunch of demons.”
Stephanie waited a few moments for the punch line,
but Lori stayed silent. “You’re serious ab out that, aren’t you?”
Lori chuckled, and her voice took on its fam iliar,
mischievous quality. “It’s going to be so cool!”
“Oh no! Don’t say that, now I’m getting really
nervous!”
“Don’t worry. Rachel and I will be there to protect
you!
“It’s more than jus t that.” She noticed that the water
for the manicotti was starting to foam up and b oil over. “Hey!
I’ve got to go!”
“Okay. See yo u later.”
The timer b uzzed . She strained the cooked m anico tti
tubes through the co lander and then cooled them off. While
she stuffed the manicotti tubes, visions of a battle between
angels and demons played out in her mind. She saw the angels
in gladiator style leather tunics and helm et headdresses with
bristles coming out of the top, wielding huge swords. The
demons used flaming crossbow arrows and assumed weird half-
human half-animal shapes sim ilar to a centaur. However,
maybe that was all in the imagination of a m edieva l artist and
th
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She ladled the red sauce over the pipelike m anico tti
while they sat in the pan. Before putting them in the oven, she
sprinkled grated parmesan cheese over the top. When she had
finished that, she put her oven m itts on and slid the Pyrex
serving dish inside the oven, thinking as she did so th at the
glowing redness of the heated coils looked like the flames of
hell. She w atched the first few w isps of ch eese m elt. Michael
rounded the corner, startling her: “Is dinner almost ready? I’m
starving.” Stephanie gasped, causing him to back away and
clutch his chest, feigning an expression of shock. “Dang, you
look like you’ve just seen a ghost.”
Interesting choice of words, Stephanie thought. “Can
you wait twenty minutes? It just went into the o ven.”
Michael rubbed his hands together and licked his lips
in an exaggerated, cartoonish way. He continued to walk
toward the garage door, to resh elf som e of his tools.
While Stephanie set the table, she paused, looking
down at the butter knifes beside two of the plates. Instinctively,
she reached down and formed a cross with the knives. She
gazed dow n at the two pieces of silver metal, imagining them
fusing together to form a crucifix. Holy water? She only had
to find a small container and dip some out from the basin in
the vestibule of a catholic church.
When everything had been put on the table and all the
placem ats set, Stephanie calm ly walk ed to the basement door,
opened it, and called down to the two boys. “Dinner’s on, kids.
Get it while it’s hot!” During the moment she’d opened the
door, she heard the b uzzing and b eeping co ming from their
video game. She knew that it would take them a few minutes to
shut down the system, put away the game cartridges and turn
off the television. In the meantime, Stephanie scampered up
the stairs to her room.
On her side of the walk-in closet, she her shelves for
her jewelry box from high school. While at a home show one
weekend, she and Michael had seen a multi-leveled closet
arrangement and she liked it so much that she tried to persuade
Michael to have the closet company come out and build them
one. Instead, he looked at the design and said “I can do that.”
One Saturday from dawn to dusk he sawed and ham mered out
a closet arrangement that looked exactly like what she’d seen at
the home show. She imm ediately felt as if she’d gained twice as
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She found the jewelry box on a shelf about shoulder
level. It had been a C hristm as gif t during her middle school
years. When she would open the lid of the cherry wood stained
box, a tiny figurine would pop up and the music box gears and
springs would play a tinkly version of “Lara’s Theme.” Hearing
it again after such a long time brought goose bumps to her
arm.
The inside of the box had been laid out with several
com partm ents with tiny hatches. She remem bered that she kept
rings in one, choker necklaces in another, longer-length
necklaces on the side and bracelets in one corer. Earrings
dangled from little pockets hanging from the underside of the
lid. In a larger compartment along one edge, Stephanie found
what she was looking for: the one long silver chain she owned,
with her large silver cross. It was plain and smooth. Once,
when she’d worn it with a clingy sweater, her friend Em ily had
said “What are you trying to be, a sexy nun?” She reached for
the necklace and placed it in her pocket delicately.
When she descended the stairs and skipped back
toward the kitchen booth table, she expected to find the two
boys and M ichael seated, possibly ripping into the food already.
However, she M ichael, Kevin and his friend all arrived at the
kitchen at the same time, as though they had been
choreographed.
“Let’s put the feedbag on,” Michael said.
Stephanie looked at the clock. It was six-thirty. As
was custom, she stood while the rest of the family and any
dinner guests sat down. “Everybody tell me how many tubes
you want,” she said. She had counted eleven tubes as she
stuffed them. Hopefully it would be enough.
“We’ll each take two,” Kevin said. Stephanie deftly
slid her widest metal spatula under two of the tubes and lifted
them out gingerly, delicately. Moments later, Jeffrey had two
perfect looking manicotti tubes on his plate, covered with
steeped tomato sauce and latticed slivers of mozzarella. She
admired the plate for a mom ent, wishing that she had a camera.
While she was lowering two tubes onto Kevin’s plate
with the same tender precision, Michael said “I’ll take three,
hon.” After Stephanie dined, that would leave two more tubes
for anyone who had the room for them. She had placed the
salad in her largest Lucite salad bo wl. It was a collage of dark
and light greens, red cherry tomatoes and tomato slices, pinks
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Alongside the salad, she’d laid out the Catalina, blue cheese and
Italian dressings. Michael ate heartily, smiling, managing to say
“Aw, that’s so good. I love it when you make this.” Her son
and his friend Jeffrey nodded in silent agreement, their mouths
full.
Stephanie had lifted two tubes of m anicotti for herself
and heaped salad onto the rest of her plate, generously covering
it with red C atalina dressing (h er favorite). “So how were the
malls today?” Michael asked.
“Insane.”
Michael nodded. “You won’t catch me near a mall
between now and New Year’s. Except when I go on my guerilla
raid.” He was referring to his tradition for the Sunday before
Ch ristm as. He would be up before dawn, putting on one of his
running outfits. After a big breakfast he would race around on
an all-day shopping b litz. Kevin chuckled, since he’d been
dragged along for a couple of the guerilla raids.
Jeffrey said “My m om doesn’t like m alls. She gets lots
of stuff from catalogs. W e get so m any catalogs at our house
that my dad rolls them up and uses them for firewo od logs.”
“Well, that’s very resourceful of him,” Stephanie said
politely.
Kevin interrupted, blurting out “Jeffrey did great on
Space Blaster. Almost as good as me, and he said he never
played it before.”
“Oh, I just rem em bered som ething,” Jeffrey said, his
eyes opening wide. “Is it true you guys have a h aunted gam e?”
Stephanie dropped her fork. She turned and saw that
Jeffrey was gazing earnestly at her, as if he had just asked a
question to his science teacher. Kevin shrank down in his seat
when Stephanie glanced at h im in what she knew must have
been a harsh, reprimanding look. She decided to find out what
else Jeffrey knew.
“W ell, I wouldn’t say it was haunted. It was definitely
malfunctioning a little.”
An awkward pause followed, but Michael came to her
aid. “I never was one for them video games. After I got out of
high school that whole Space Invaders thing came out and I’d
always get killed in nothing flat. And Pac Man? Forget it!”
The freckles on Jeffrey’s nose crinkled and the
inquisitive expression on his face remained. Stephanie
wondered what he would say next. She busily finished her
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of manico tti. Suddenly, Jeffrey said “That angel wh o cam e to
your house, did he have wings?”
Stephanie felt her stomach rum ble and Michael, who’d
just taken a mouthful of fo od, chuckled, snorting out of his
nose. Kevin poked his friend and angrily said “I told you not
to ask abo ut that?”
“That’s okay Kevin.” She tried to smile. “You don’t
have to pound on poor Jeffrey like that. To Jeffrey she said
“No, hon, Estes did not have any wings.” She braced herself
for the additional questions such as “How do you know he was
an angel?” “Did he say what it was like in H eaven?” However,
he just nodded.
Michael intervened once again. “So, you bo ys want to
get a video later? M om ’s going off w ith crazy Lo ri again.”
“Yeah dad, that’d be neat!” For the rest of the dinner
they discussed movies. Stephanie breathed a sigh of relief and
brought out a half gallon of mocha almond ice cream to serve
for dessert.
After they cleared the table, the boys excused
themselves for m ore video game adventures in the basem ent.
Michael stayed behind to help Stephanie load the dishwasher.
He sighed and his eyebrows raised, which Stephanie knew from
their long relationship meant that a serious talk was coming.
“So, you and Lori went over to Estes’ place today, right?” He
was speaking in a voice barely above a whisper.
It took Stephan ie aback, yet failed to shock her.
Michael had shown a clairvoyant knack before. “We tried to,
but apparently, he was spending the day with som eone else.”
“Wh o?”
She shrugged. “I’m not sure. Maybe those people
who came to get him last night were able to take him b ack.”
Michael exhaled, rolling his eyes around. “He got his
wings like that dude in ‘It’s a Wo nderful Life,’ right?”
“Something like that.” She was wiping the counter
and when she turned she saw him leaning, his arms crossed as
he chuckled softly, shaking his head. “What is it?”
“For all you know, he may have escaped from the
funny farm and lived there since his b irth.”
“Wh at? You think he’s just crazy?”
“It’s just as go od an explanation as any.”
She put her hands on her hips and faced h im ,
indignantly. “He called Lori’s cellular phone wh ile we were
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“So?”
“So? Well how on earth do you think he would have
gotten the num ber?”
“He could have overheard Lori giving it to you at the
grease pit.” He paused to think. “Or mayb e he’s like ‘the Rain
Man’ and he went home and studied the entire phone boo k.”
“Michael, cellular phone numbers aren’t listed in
that.”
“Well, what do I know!” he said, pushing himself away
from the counter, walking across the kitchen toward the hallway
to the den. “Let’s just say I’m skeptical. Have a good time at
Queer Nation.”
Stephanie groaned inside. He could feel however he
wanted to about 2112, but he knew that she grew tired of
hearing his disparaging nicknames for places and people.
“Wh at are you going to b e doing?”
Michael stopped in the doorway and turned back to
her. He smirked, exaggeratedly, one side of his mouth curling
higher than the other. “Babysitting. Just like every year. You
know.”
Michael headed off toward the den slowly, stiffly
while she checked her pocket and touched her chain, breathing
m ore easily once she found it. Should they b ring holy water?
Up in the medicine cabinet she kept an em pty eyedropper,
which she sometimes filled with normal saline. In the winter
she used it to help keep her eyes m oist. It was also the perfect
container for holy water if they could find a church somewhere
along the way.
When she dressed, she decided on a cotton poplin
peasant blouse, tunic style, with violet accents and trim. It was
white and she thought it would give her a cheerily innocent
look. Before freshening her makeup, she hung the silver cross
around her neck, clasping it in the back. Looking in the master
bedroom mirror, she lifted the neckline of the blouse and
concealed the cro ss beneath it. The bottom edge of the cross
nudged against the “v” at the center of her bra. While looking
at herself in the mirror, she saw a worried expression flit across
her face, causing her to sigh. When she’d finished getting
herself ready for the night out, she placed the empty eyedropper
bottle into her purse. “H ere we go.”
Stephanie kissed Michael good-bye for the evening
and hugged Kevin a little more tightly than usual. For that
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would only be outside between the car and the b ar and back
again.
Lori lived in a tow nhouse in a development close to
the circle freeway. The architects had gone for a German feel
with faux leaded windows, high, steep roofs and gables, and
Dutch style striped siding. By the time Stephanie coasted
around the entranceway she could already see movement in the
foyer where Lori lived.
Mom ents later the doo r swung open, revealing Lori in
a long burgundy velvet and rabbit-fur-trimmed coat. Her
breath steam ed like a kettle on a hot stove, yet sh e still wore
high-heeled, flashy sandals with her blue jeans. When she
reached the door, opened it, and lowered herself down,
Stephanie could see the sandals glitter shine on the floorboard.
She shook her head. “I can’t believe you,” Stephanie said,
“you’re going to get frostbite.”
“Only if I step into a snow bank.” She watched
Stephanie shift down to “drive” and eased the car away from
the curb. “Are you scared?”
“No.” She was lying.
Luckily, the house wh ere Rachel lived lay in a
subdivision just above th e circle freeway. On their way there,
Stephanie turned on the dome light for Lori to read the
directions to her: just a turn off the main road and another
turn into a small street dog-legging to an intersection for
another neighborhood. The houses all appeared to b e single
story ranch es, cookie-cutter style with brick fronts and wh ite
shutters. “Look for number 815,” Stephanie said.
Lori raised and lowe red her head as she strained to
look for the house numbers beside the front doors or on
mailboxes: “802, 805, 808, hey, there it is!”
Rachel lived in a house at the corner of the dogleg, on
a larger lot, looking more sprawled out than the others, but
with the sam e brick fro nt and pre-fab shutters. A sloppy
looking circular driv eway arced across the yard in front of the
house and joined the straight driveway leading from the garage
at the other en d. Rachel’s Torino had been park ed on the circle
drive near the front stoop. Stephanie decided to pull up beside
it, and in doing so, blocked off the drive. As she switched off
the ignition and looked at the grass, the hedges in front of the
house, and the garage, Stephanie noticed two cars parked in the
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trim and the other a larger luxury coupe with shabby looking
wire wheels. She wondered if either car ran.
Lori must have been thinking the sam e thing: “G ee, is
Rachel a m echanic, too?”
Stephanie shrugged. They sat there, silent, for several
moments. “Let’s go get her,” Stephanie said. “Maybe she’s not
ready yet.” She switched off the ignition and the lights and
they both got out of the car and walked up to R achel’s doo r.
Just seconds after Stephanie knock ed on the door, the tall girl
answered, swinging it wide open, saying “Hi.” She was wearing
a royal blue satin blouse and more neck and ear jewelry than
before. She’d also re-styled her hair, putting more curl in to it.
“You two look like you’re freezing to death! Co me in for a bit.
I’ll give you the nickel tour.”
Stephanie and Lori followed Rachel into a living room
walled with dark, rich paneling. A plush couch of deep
burgundy lay beneath a picture window that had been covered
by drapes. In one corner lay two narrow boo kshelves with
volumes arranged by size and title. Directly in front of them
was a hearth, a fireplace, and a cozy fire that she realized was
gas logs.
Lori was also glancing around at all of the neatly
placed knick knacks, the fram ed art discretely placed on the
walls, and the tasteful furniture. “Nice place you have here,”
she said.
Rachel, sighed. “Yes, this is my little corner, my
sanctuary from the world.” She walk ed down to the opposite
end of the couch and reached down to pet a large, mackerel
tabby cat who eagerly nuzzled his head against her hand,
closing his eyes. “This is m y little brat, Tigger Teddy.” She
then led them both around the corner and flipped a light
switch, revealing a kitchen with tan and gold Spanish tile and a
sink bay, with a s m all dinette set placed near a sliding glass
door. A charming light fixture with prisms dangled over the
table. “Neat kitchen,” Stephanie said.
“Yeah, it ain’t much, but it’s all I’ve got baby,” Rachel
said, leading them back toward the doorway. As they
approached the living room, a door opened on the other side of
the bookshelves, knocking roughly against the wood. An
intense looking man in his early thirties emerged, his penny
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Lori, however, and his features softened. He nodded to
Stephanie and Lori, saying “Ladies.”
“This is Kenny. He lives here with me.” She
introduced Lori and Stephanie.
After the pleasantries, Kenny turned to Rachel.
“Could I talk to you for a bit before you go? In here?” He
motioned with a h ead tilt toward the garage do or.
After Rachel disappeared behind the door with Kenny,
Stephanie and Lori looked at each other. Lori shrugged and
sidled over toward the bookshelves to glance at their titles.
Stephanie moved over to the couch and noticed the cat, who
was looking up at her out of sweet eyes. She reached down and
petted him, kneading her fingertips along his scalp. The trick
would always get a cat to close his eyes, smile blissfully and
purr. Soon the only noise in the living room was the rhythmic
thrum ming co ming from Tigger Teddy’s throat.
Sho rtly afterward, the garage door opened and Rachel
moved swiftly out into the living room, her expression calm
but showing traces of indignation. “Come on girls,” she said as
she passed them by. “Let’s ge t goin g.” She continued on to the
other corner of the ro om and reached into the coat closet
beside the door. The closet doors were covered with mirrors,
which gave the illusion of a much larger living room.
Rachel lifted a long m auve Londo n fog style coat out
of the closet and gracefully slipped it on over her arms, tossing
her hair back when she bu ttoned it up. Stephanie stepped aside
to let her open the door and usher then out into the cold night,
their breath form ing clouds around their heads like halos while
they all lowered down into Stephanie’s car.
Lori deferred the shotgun seat to Rachel. When they
all settled themselves into the car and Stephanie started the
engine, Lori said “Are you in trouble?”
Rachel, who was starting to act slightly distracted, said
“Wh at?” and then paused for a moment before adding “You
mean him?” She waved a hand dismissively at the house. “He’s
got issues.”
Stephanie engaged the gears and guided the car around
the circular driveway, watching the headlights illuminate naked
shrubs sprouting from the sides of it. She said “Was he
wanting you to stay home tonight, so he co uld keep you all to
himself?”
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Together, Stephanie and Lori both replied “The cat?”
before Lori also said “What did the cat do? Pee on his toolbox
or som ething?”
“No.” She laughed. “He has his precious ’66
Oldsmobile Toronado in the garage. It’s baby b lue and all
gleaming. Tigger gets in the garage and likes to walk all over
the car, putting his paw prints on the hood and the roof.”
“Just don’t let him go in the garage then,” Lori said, as
the reached the end of the neighborhood.
Rachel sighed. “It isn’t that sim ple. Tigger likes to go
outside. And he gets into the garage through a little crack in
the wall near the found ation.”
Stephanie was going to say “Well then fix the crack in
the wall,” but instead Rachel spoke next. “Let’s forget about it.
We’re going to do something really exciting tonight! I can’t
wait!”
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Chapter Nineteen

Illuminata Gateau had to get away from Richthius


She had been recently demoted, and Richthius was the
one failing to read communiques, not her. Though she had
pretended to be shocked when she learned he had grounded an
angel, she had known all along, and had seen the replays. He
had messed with one of Metatron’s squires, which to her was
like evil David going after good Go liath. His superiors had
blocked his access to several holographic construction channels
for outreach and had limited his viewing on the administrative
screens. Had he had full access he would have seen the
attachments and the new additions. In Richthius’ state of
tunnel vision, however, Illuminata was a disorganized,
unprepared latecom er.
Illuminata was around before Richthius, however.
She invented an excuse about “mixing with the crowd
coming in” and “checking on the building extensions” to pry
herself away from the conversation with Richthius. It would
help her to get some air, she decided, so she strutted toward the
entrance area. In going o ut to the Phantom, she could also
check on Sarkanian, her friend. As she walked past a stream of
young people on their way in, she heard several comments from
enthusiastic male onlookers: “Wow! Looking great, babe!”;
“Who are you with, honey?”; “Wow, that chick looks just like
Cher, only real!”
Once outside, the clouds of steam started to escape
from her breath again. When she ministered she sometimes
chose full range sensation but she was careful to do it either in
warmer climates or during the summ er. A couple of times
she’d made the mistake of appearing in New York during
Winter Solstice and the ball-dropping ceremony, full touch and
had been m iserable for days, even after swathing herself in
rabbit fur. She turned a corner on the sidewalk and could see
Sarkanian talking with some boys and girls around the hood of
the Silver Shadow. A couple of them were handing him money ,
which caused her to whisper “Good, good.” Before they
arrived, she made sure they had a wide array of goodies such as
joints laced with exo tic hashish oil, Netherlands blotter, and
authentic southwestern psiloscyb a.
When both she and Sarkanian dealt, they kept
themselves and their customers in cloak from law enforcement
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the grand, gleam ing Silver Shado w parked along the curb, but
everyone else would see Sarkanian merrily distributing chemical
joy to the masses. And they only accepted money to keep
people’s suspicions at bay. They had no use fo r the green stuff
in their realm . Many times they would wind up with
bucketfuls of twenty’s and hundred’s and they would end up
simply re-distributing them. A bartender or a waitress would
get an extremely generous tip, for instance.
A short while after Illuminata arrived, Sarkanian
finished up with the deals and the two guys and the two girls
wandered away toward the nightclub entrance. One of them,
with pretty, curled hair and a full length suede coat, turned and
gazed at Sarkanian and said “W ow, girl! Aren’t you freezing
out here?” Illuminata shrugged. Sometimes she put on a m ink
just to keep people from making rem arks like that.
Sarkanian waited for the group to turn toward the
entrance before he said “So how is the ho rse’s ass?”
She scoffed as she said “He has no clue, just as I
suspected. They downgraded him quite a lot after he struck
down that squire.”
Her assistant, who was also a trusted friend, nodded.
“And how are you doing?”
She shrugged, trying to appear casual. “Fine.”
Sarkanian lowered his chin and raised his eyebrows.
“Really, I’m fine,” she said, feeling as though she were
selling herself.
“But you’re slum ming.”
Illum inata sighed, allowing her shoulders to slump. “I
prefer to think of it as com ing full circle.” For the next little
while, they watched cars arrive at the parking lot and then
unload, groups of young people giggling and talking excitedly
as they walked toward the front entrance. She and her friend
Sarkanian had a written rule that they avoid discussing her
recent dow nfall. Illum inata decided to avoid even thinking
about it. Over the millennia, she had been through this m ore
than once.
She soon found herself daydreaming. Once upon a
time she actually worked in the fields: poppy fields and coca
patches along mountaintops helping spread magic through the
seeds and the plants, giving them their potent psychoactive and
mood-altering properties. From there it was on to desert and
the mushrooms that grew languidly alongside rocks, weaving a
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whizzed through her mind like patterns in a kaleidoscope as
she reminisced ab out the dark magic masters she’d studied and
apprenticed under: Zharain, Gilgameth, Sansreeka, and others.
When it was all done, the larger job follow ed. People
had to be somehow convinced or enticed into distilling the
coca leaves to obtain the concentrated crystal powder, they had
to be taught to dry and cure the C annabis Sativa plant and then
smoke it, as though they were standing over a campfire and
breathing in the wisps drifting up from the burning embers.
Usually they just took turns ascending, becom ing part of a tribe
or harem and then gradually, discretely introduce the idea to
the other members.
On ce, in Ro me, Illum inata had becom e bo red while
working as a concubine for a fat, lazy sultan who would spit on
his girls as they waited on him. He would also work his
servants harshly and exclude them from the weekly feasts,
keeping them on standard rations. She decided to fix him.
First, she laced the hashish on his hookah with strychnine, just
enough to render him ill for a few days. Secondly, she had
taken a liking to one of the man se rvants: he was average
height, softly built, with blond hair bu t he had a presence and
endearing eyes. She took his hand as they stole away to a
rem ote nook of an atrium and she introduce d h im to the
pleasures of ganja. As he inhaled the essence on a homem ade
pipe, she lifted up his tunic and loincloth and fellated him
slowly, savoring him.
At the time, it had irritated her supervisors. They
frowned on such close contact with mortals. M ore than two
thousand years later she could still think of the incident and it
would bring a smile to her face.
Sark anian noticed. He said “What’s going on?
Caugh t up in one of your dream w orlds again?”
“Yeah,” she said, with a girlish giggle. “It was before
you were born.” She noticed that, during her reverie several
more rows of cars had filled the parking lot as crowds gathered,
headed for the doo r. Headlights approached from the back end
of the Silver Shadow and she saw a van pulling up behind
them. The lights seem ed too bright, causing her to feel as if
she’d been caught by the beam of a floodlight on a buoy in the
middle of the ocean. Both the driver’s and the passenger’s
doors opened as she saw shadows exit the van, one tall one who
appeared male, getting out of the driver’s side, and a smaller
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you want to come in now, or what?” He nodded an d closed
down the Silver Shadow, activating the cloak, to protect it.
Once they started to walk back toward the entrance,
Illum inata noticed that another vehicle had pulled up behind
the van, a sm all, round vehicle that looked like a giant
cockroach witho ut tentacles. She felt curio usly drawn to it.
Along the way she passed a tall man with curly hair who had
started to talk with the woman who had exited the van on the
other side. When she responded to him, her voice sounded
strikingly coarse and m annish. Illuminata shrugged that off
and continued toward them .
The driver of the cockroach vehicle extingu ished his
lights and Illum inata tried to subtly approach the curb. H is
door opened and a m om ent later she saw shocks of blond hair.
It caused her to say “Hmm ,” out loud. Behind her, Sarkanian
had started talking to the tall curly haired man. As the driver
of the round vehicle began to emerge, Illuminata noticed the
slight buil d, a sm all belly, the co ntours of his face and his
dreamy eyes. C ould it be? On impulse she walked right up to
him and looked into his eyes. “Hello,” she said, feeling as if
she’d traveled two thousand years back in time.
The man, who appeared to be in his late twenties,
tilted his head quizzically, smiled a t her and said “Hi. Do I
know you?”
She searched his face, hoping to find a glimmer of
recognition or a spark of remem brance from lives long past.
“You look like som eone I used to know long ago. I apologize if
I’ve startled you.”
“That’s okay,” he said. “I’ve got to check on
something with m y friend over here. Are you from the news or
som ething?”
“The news?”
“Yeah. Like a reporter? Someone got stabbed or
som ething.”
H e was paying her a com pliment. “No, I’m not. I’m
just here to have a good time, just like you, m aybe?”
“Yeah, I guess so.” He had started to walk toward the
van but stoppe d, realizing that she still wanted to speak with
him .
“Wh at’s your nam e?”
“Dave…I mean Tim.” She must have raised her
eyebrows or given off some other type of surprised expression.
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name is Dave. Just so that you don’t think I’m some type of
duffus who doesn’t even know his own name.”
“Oh, I would never think that,” she purred.
Tim smiled at her politely and moved past her to get
to the tall m an with the curly h air and the odd partner. “Hey
Phil, what do you want m e to carry?”
Illuminata looked over at the van and saw that the
taller guy had slid the doo r open and was pushing a cart out
onto the sidew alk. “Just grab som e of these scrim s, okay?” Phil
said from inside the van.
The partner, who was wearing a baseball cap over long
hair and had a curiously shiny complexion, noticed Illuminata.
Her mouth formed a small “o” as she whistled and said “Wow,
love the retro duds dragon lady!”]
After Phil had pushed the cart all the way out onto th e
sidewalk, he jumped out, turned and also no ticed her also.
“Oh. Hello,” he said. He squinted, subtly looking her up and
down from head to toe before he said “H ave I seen you
som ewhere b efore? Like in a movie or on TV?”
“No , I don’t believe you have.”
The odd partner, a woman half a foot shorter than
Illuminata, stepped forward and offered her hand. “My name’s
Tomm ie! But you can call m e by my real nam e Lilly Vanilli.
My stage name.”
“I’m Illuminata, and you must have met Sarkanian,
too.”
Tommie shifted back and forth on her feet and looked
at Phil and at Illuminata. “W o w ! K iller voice, too! Can I
borrow it sometime?”
“Can you bo rrow it sometime?”
“Yeah. My voice is the only thing that gives me away.”
Inwardly, Illuminata said “Ah h a,” as she suddenly
realized that Tomm ie was part of the female impersonation
show that would take place later. Tim held several flat square
panes with ro und cut outs in the m iddle filled with a sheet of
transparent plastic in various colors: pink, violet, yellow. The
cart Phil push ed co ntained wiring and several electronic
gadgets. Sarkanian looked everything over and “Is there
anything we can do to help?”
Tim looked back and forth between Illuminata and
Sarkanian and said “Are you two boyfriend and girlfriend?”
They looked at each other and sm iled. “No,”
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Illum inata saw Tom mie struggling w ith a couple of
large valises, one of which looked strangely cylindrical. She
reached into the van to try to grab for a third one. “Do you
need some help with those?”
“Oh, sure hon. Grab the round one that looks like a
toilet. It’s the lightest one, believe it or not.”
Phil grim aced and said “It do es not look like a toilet.”
Illu m inata reached for the bag, which had a thin
plastic carrying strap at one end and she w as surprised to find it
very light. “What’s in here?”
Tommie shrugged. “Just my extra hair and my
makeup.”
With extra visionary powers Illuminata had gained
from hundreds of years she was able to see and sense various
chemical delights stashed in Tomm ie’s other bags. Either she
dealt on a small scale or she planned on having herself quite a
good time that night! Phil closed and locked the van door.
Something struck Illuminata amiss: she realized that none of
them seemed to have noticed the Silver Shadow. As they all
walked toward the entrance she paused to let Sarkanian catch
up with her and whispered in his ear. “Did you cloak the car?”
“Uh huh .”
Once they all rounded the corner she heard the
familiar heavy bass strains of raucous rock and roll music that,
to Illum inata, sounded the same whether she was in Ohio, Los
Angeles, Miami Beach, London, Prague, or Shanghai. “Dam n,”
Phil said to Tim, “We’re not going to hear ourselves talk in
there.”
“And I’m going to get a horrendous headache, like
always,” Tim said.
They all re-entered a nightclub it had grown more
crowded, with an expectant Friday evening bu zz. Illum inata
heard more comments. “Wow, looking good, babe,” “Are you
with him,” “Are you Cher,” and others.
Tom mie paused, to let Illuminata catch up with her.
She turned and shouted “The guys are gonna go to that lighting
control station. We’re going all the way to the dressing rooms
on the other side.” As they wandered and weaved their way
through the crowds she looked all around at the nightclub for
Richthius or signs of his machinations and preparations for the
outreach. They passed by the long bar with the two bartenders
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Illum inata struggled to keep pace with Tomm ie.
Though she was much taller, with longer legs, she was also
teetering about on four-inch high heels. Tommie in tennis
shoes was able to tear through the crowd reck lessly. The people
standing, shrieking to be heard above the loud music, parted
and left a wake as if Tomm ie had been a speedboat cutting
through a lagoon.
She thought of the red-carpet ceremonies in
H ollywood, with the stars and starlets walking to the theater
entrance, all eyes on them. There was a sea of blue jeaned and
black-tights-wearing legs. Apart from the female impersonating
performers, few wom en probably ever showed up at the
nightclub wearing dresses or ensemb les. Since she was able to
look over the heads of practically everyone except the tallest
guys, she could see the machinations of the outreach
preparations taking place as they neared the dressing roo ms.
One door already led to a sm aller bar in a brighter
room with several booths and tables. She thought they
probably held private parties in there. Richthius and his
cohorts had attached another door to the end of that smaller
room, for use in some of the heaviest outreach action. When
they reached the other side, Illuminata could also see another
opening straight ahead, past the dressing rooms. Though she
could only see a virtual outline, it seemed that the room would
be caverno us, like a concert hall or arena. By training her
receptors on crowd members she could see that quite a few had
snorted, injected, toked up or dropped stimulants and
hallucinogens. She wondered if they could see the frameworks
of the extra rooms taking shape.
All through their walk people parted for them and the
bulky luggage they carried. By the time they finally reached the
dressing room, she saw that all the room extensions had
blinked on as if Richthius had flipped a sw itch. A wildly
enthus iastic man had started bellowing into a microphone. She
thought about turning down her auditory sensitivity but knew
that she would soon be in the dressing room, closed away from
most of it. Sometimes toning down the sensitivity would make
norm al conversation a challen ge to hear.
Tommie and Illuminata entered a door in the dressing
room that seemed too short. Upon entering, Illuminata felt as
though she needed to dip down to keep the top of her upswept
hair from nudging the doorframe. They entered a room
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hairnets applying garish makeup in front of m irrors lined with
bright lights. When they all turned and saw Tom mie, a chorus
of shouts piped from them . One performer at the end, who’d
already put on a Marilyn Monroe pageboy wig, gave her a high
five. “It’s about time you got here! What the hell were you
doing? Blowing Fiddles in that van?”
Fiddles, Illuminata thought. Fiddles. That was
probably a nicknam e som eone had made up fo r Phil, the tall
curly haired guy. A few of the guys in women’s clothing had
already noticed Illuminata and were gawking shamelessly at her,
with huge eyes. Tomm ie had noticed this, apparently, and cried
“Hey everybody! This stunning vision of wom anhood is E-lulu-
rada! Say hello to her everybody! Ain’t none of us ever going
to look this good, no matter what kind of surgery we get.”
Then Tomm ie turned to he r and said “Did I get that right,
honey? Or did I butcher your nam e?”
“It’s Illuminata ,” she said softly. “Like Illuminate,
with two short a’s at the end.”
“Hey everyone! I fucked up. H er nam e is Illuminata.”
The perform er in the blond wig extended his hand for
her to shake. At the sam e time, Tomm ie stood on tiptoe and
surveyed the entire room. The outer perimeter of it had been
lined with vanity tables and cha irs, all of them occupied.
“Where the fuck am I going to sit?” Tomm ie asked.
Someone shouted out “ Go in the corner. That chick
will get up fo r ya. She’s just here along for the ride.”
Illum inata looked in the corner and saw a heavyset
young woman in blue jeans and a spangled top, who had
blended in with all the perform ers until that p oin t. They both
weaved and sidled their way toward the back corner as the
wom an stood up, openin g another vanity for them. “I’ll stick
around for a little bit to see if I can help out,” Illuminata said .
She looked around at all the m anicure d eyebrows, glitter and
megawatt eye shadow and said “This looks like it’s going to be
som e show.”
A guy wearing a wig cap and a tank style t-shirt, who
had slathered foundation on, making him self look like a wax
figure, looked up at Illuminata and said “You’re not a cop, are
you.”
Illum inata felt like laughing. Tommie held her by
both shoulders, displaying her to the entire room. “A cop? Do
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beautiful? No, man, she’s cool. Snort up, shoot up, toke up or
do whatever the fuck you w ant to do.”
“Well then are you with Jinx?” Jinx was the owner of
the bar. “Jinx would come in here and kick ass if he knows
about it.”
She spoke for herself this time: “No, I’m not with
Jinx, either.”
Tomm ie said “Don’t mind Kit over there. She’s
paranoid. I tell her all the time to sm oke up along with
snorting up and she won’t believe m e.”
Illum inata looked over at the guy with the wig cap on,
the one who was nam ed K it. He was still gazing at her with
seriousness in her eyes, studying her. “Do you mind if I ask
you something? Wh at are you…um… doing here?”
She knew that Kit wasn’t trying to be nosy or rude.
He was just curious how a wom an like h er could end up in a
nightclub that featured performances by female impersonators.
Since she’d been demoted to this backwater and since outreach
was all about providing thrilling experiences for people, she
decided to tell them the whole truth. She raised her chin and
slowly said “I am a devil lady.”
Kit and Tomm ie looked at her, then each other, and
then at the other perform ers in the room . “You’re a what?”
Tommie said. “A devil lady? W here’s your pitchfork? Do you
breathe fire?”
“No . You watch too much T.V., kid.”
Kit chuckled and slapped the thigh of a heavyset
performer next to him . Turning back to Illum inata, he said
“Wh at’s it like in hell? Fire? Whips? Dungeons?”
She decided to have a little fun. After snickering to
herself, she fixed it so that red, leathery horns sprouted from
her head like blooming flowers in time-lapse photography. She
looked down at Kit and spat a bolt of fire down at him, aiming
it precisely so that the tip of the flame sparked the end of his
nose. He fell backward, clumsily tumbling sideways toward a
guy wearing a red-haired wig and a delicate corset with pace lace
stockings. Tomm ie sprang up out of her chair like a Jack-in-
the-Box. The word “W hoa” spewed from the cro wd inside the
room in a loud chorus of male and fem ale sounding voices.
Tom mie turned to her and said “What else can you
do?”
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allowed herself to metamorphose into various bodies and
shapes. First there was the red headed cinem a siren Rita
Hayworth. The m irrors in the room only reached her at
shoulder level, so she wouldn’t be able to see her face change
without bending over. Still, she saw the costumes m aterialize
into view as she called them up. The next one was Ava
Gardner, then Syd Charisse. For the piece de resistance, she
summoned Marilyn Monroe in the white halter dress that had
been sent billowing upward b y the updraft of a sidewalk grate.
Kit, Tom mie, the other performers in the room and the lone
genetic wom an in the room gawked at her in wonder.
“Holy shit man,” Kit said. “Did I drop acid before or
what? Hey Tom mie girl, did you drop anything else in the
blow or what?”
Tommie shook her head animatedly and said “No,
dude, because I’m seeing it too, and I haven’t done shit yet.”
She turned to Illum inata, and in a tone approaching reverence
said “That was really cool! What else can you do?
Illum inata regarded Tommie for a moment. She
suddenly reach ed fo rward and knocked the baseball cap off her
head with a gentle flick, causing it to tum ble to the floor and
revealing her thinning brown locks underneath. An expression
of embarrassment crossed Tomm ie’s face but then she
continued her m agic, causing thick, lustrous brunette hair to
sprout fro m Tomm ie’s scalp. Her slight beard stubble on her
lower chin evaporated and the contours of her face changed,
giving her higher cheekbones and more radiant vibrance in her
skin tones. From there, she decided to give Tommie’s eyes a
sensuous, catlike slant and she straightened and whitened her
teeth. The whole room had fallen silent as everyone gazed at
the changes occurring in Tommie right before their eyes. Next,
Illum inata caused full, rounded swells underneath Tommie’s
bra, the breasts set high on her chest and very firm. T om m ie
looked down at them , her eyes agape, jaw dropped open. For
the last and most stupendous change, she caused a vulva and
womb to appear where Tomm ie had previously been male.
“Holy shit!” Tom mie shouted, cupping her hand
against her crotch then com ically shoving it under her pants
waistband, feeling around down there. “Oh m y go d, I can’t
believe this!” She turned and saw a softer, truly feminine
version of herself in the mirror, with thick and glorious hair.
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Within seconds the new h air dissolved and the other parts of
Tommie that she’d been carrying previously returned, bringing
her back to h er natural state. She turned and looked in the
mirror again, this time pouting.
Kit jumped up and said “Do me! Do me!” S everal of
the others in the room said the same thing.
Suddenly, Tomm ie reached forward and grasped
Illum inata by her blazer lapels. “Make me stay that way! Make
me stay that way! Not just for a couple of secon ds. Forever!
I’ll sell you my soul! I’ll do whatever you want!”
Illum inata brought fire to her eyes in a figurative way,
glaring down at Tommie’s small hands as they held her lapels.
Intimidated, Tomm ie loosened her grip and allowed her hands
to slide down, saying “Sorry .”
She tried to be sym pathetic to Tomm ie, realizing the
power of the experience she had just given her. Softly, she said
“We don’t actually do that, Tommie. I’ll be back later, though,
later.” With a slight head tilt to access another mode, she
caused every person in the room to lose mem ory of what had
occurred during the previous ten minutes. They all returned to
their makeup and their toking up or snorting up as they
prepared themselves for the big Friday evening. Tomm ie had
been looking straight at her when Illuminata performed the
actions for the m ind sweep. H er eyelids fluttered, then opened
and closed as, for a few seconds, she teetered on her feet.
After shaking her head to free it of the cobwebs,
Tommie said “Th ank you so much for he lp in g m e out. Why
don’t you co me back a little later? We’ll do a line or smok e
one.”
“That sounds lovely,” Illuminata said as she started
walking toward the door. Kit jum ped up and opened it for her.
Once she left the dressing room and returned to the inside of
the nightclub , she saw that even m ore people h ad stream ed in ,
crowding the walkway. Flashing, spinning light gave off an
intoxicating effect, causing her to wonder if that had been
Richthius’ magic or the owners of the club. She drank in the
sea of activity occurring before her. “It’s going to be a hell of a
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Ch apter Twenty

Stephanie only vaguely remembered how to get to the


2112 Club. Fortunately, Rachel guided her. Once they turned
off the interstate, they traveled down a four-lane “main drag”
type of road that crisscrossed another major thoroughfare that
would lead to 2112. She could sense Rachel’s excitement
mounting as they approached the shopping center. At times
she bounced up and dow n on the seat like a child in a car as it
approaches an am usem ent park.
Stephanie felt the excitement but also a sense of
anxiety over what the night would bring. She glanced down at
the dashboard clock: “9:15.” Several traffic snarls had slowed
them along the way. Her hands again found their way to the
silver cross that dangled from the chain down into the “v” of
her bra. For the last mile of their trip she touched the cross as
she drove on, half-listening to Rachel and Lori’s conversatio n
about everything from men to m ovies to music.
When they approached the parking lot, Stephanie’s
first thought was that an “aura” emanated from the grounds. It
reminded her of how the torn ado-ravaged gym building looked
when she drove by it. Streetlamp light glinted off the large
parking lot filled with cars. “Oh wow, it’s a packed ho use,”
Rachel said, as Stephanie turned into the parking lot and all
three of them started loo king for a space. “This is the mo st
crowded I’ve ever seen it.
Stephanie nodded. She felt a twinge as they cruised up
and down the lanes of the parking lot, looking for an opening.
“It’s going to be so cool,” Lori said, as she looked over the rows
of cars and crowds of people heading toward the door. She
suddenly remembered the dire serio usness in Estes’ voice as
he’d warned her to stay away that night.
“There, finally,” Rachel shouted, pointing a short
distance away at a parking space between a van and a large
pickup truck. Her voice startled Stephanie; in all the time she’d
known Rachel, she’d heard her speak softly, in demure tones.
When suddenly she raised her voice, out of elation, it came
across at a boom ing, deeper register. Stephanie guided the car
over to the space and parked it. While the car idled, she turned
up the heat for a few m om ents and turned to Lori and Rachel,
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“Are we ready for the tundra again?” Stephanie asked.
The car sat in the outer reach es of the parking lot, leaving them
a walk of several hundred yards to the front entrance.
“I’m going to meet m y angel,” Rachel said. Stephanie
felt sad. In all the weeks she’d worked side by side with Estes,
he’d seemed like a normal, if somewhat odd, young man. She
could have given a once-in-a-lifetime experience to a girl just a
few miles away.
“Okay . Let’s do it up.” They all got out of their car
and started walking toward the nightclub.
“Oh my god,” Lori said as they walked quickly along
the blacktop. “It’s freezing!”
“It’s as cold as hell,” Rachel said.
Stephanie stopped, causing the other two of them to
look at her.
“What’s wrong?” Rachel asked.
“Nothing.” Stephanie tried to shake away her shudder
and continue walking casually across the lot toward the
entrance.
“Are you scared?” Lori asked as they walked along.
Stephanie shrugged. “Estes told me not to come
here.”
Rachel stepped sideways tow ard her to offer a
reassuring pat across h er shoulders. “Y ou’re with us, hon.
We’re all in this together. Nothing bad can happ en. I won’t let
it.”
Stephanie looked ahead of them, at the sprawling, flat
structure that was the 2112 nightclub. “Okay.”
After side-stepping and zig-zagging through rows of
parked cars, the three of them soon came upon the fire lane
running along the front of the shopping center. Stephanie
noticed a few people stopped along the sidewalk looking at
what appeared to be a long car. Rachel noticed it, too, and
started running toward it, her purse slapping against her hip
with each step.
“ W hoa! Check it out! A Silver Shadow.” Stephanie
and Lori fo llowed her over to the car. W hen they reach ed it,
they heard Rachel asking questions to the other people who’d
been standing around lo oking at it, like “H ow long has it been
here?” “Did you see who got out of it?” and “What do you
think it’s worth?”
To Stephanie, it looked like something out of a Great
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and gleaming chrome. Rachel seemed to be m esm erized by it,
while Lori blandly said “It looks like som ething a drug lord
would drive.” Rachel, who’d walk ed slowly aro und the entire
car, stopped at the front of it, with the large round headlights.
She reached out to touch one of the gleaming fenders and when
her fingers contacted the shiny metal she cried out and leaped
backward, as though she’d touched an electrified fence.
“Shit!” she shouted, holding up her hand, gazing at it.
“I’ve just been electrocuted.” A few of the other girls and guys
who’d been looking at the car started to walk away, laughing.
“Are you o kay?” Lori said, gingerly tip-toeing toward
Rachel. “Jesus! A boob y trapped car. It’s gotta be a drug lord.”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine.” Her breath cam e out in quick
rasps, belying her. “ Let’s get inside, where it’s warm.”
Stephanie, Lori, and Rachel continued on toward the
entrance. She felt relieved when they reached the hollow in
between the buildings . It shielded them from the breeze that
stung their faces and seemed to flow through their coats. The
stream s of people h eaded there also helped.
“Wow, I’ve never seen this many people h ere before,”
Lori said, as she looked at the crowds shuffling toward the
entrance and standing aro und near the front door and all the
people they could see inside.
“They must have left the shopping malls and come
here,” Rachel said as they had to stop, sidestep and walk
carefully to avoid bumping into othe r people. She tapped
Stephanie on the shoulder to get her attention, as they all
moved closer to the door. “Hey Steph, I’ll cut you a deal.
Since you’re the designated driver, I’ll pay your way in, okay?”
The cover charge was five dollars.
“Oh, you don’t have to do that.”
“But I want to.” Rachel ended up paying for Lo ri,
also. When she started to give a twenty to a bored looking guy
sitting on a stool and holding a flashlight she said “Two. Aw,
what the hell. M ake it three.”
The guy who was taking money looked up at Rachel
with a blasé expression but when he saw Lori and Stephanie, his
eyes widened. “Wait a minute,” he said, “I need to see I.D.’s on
you girls.”
Lori and Stephanie loo ked at each other and giggled.
“Thanks very much for the complim ent,” Lori said. They
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them to the do orm an wh o shined the light on them and
studied them .
Rachel also offered to show him her I.D., but the guy
waved him off. “I kno w your ass already.”
They moved a few feet further down to another guy
who stamped the backs of their hands with invisible ink. A few
feet past that were the swinging doors for the bar. As people
pushed through them they all heard slices of rancor coming
from inside, pulsating rock and roll that awaited them. Lori
said to Rachel “That guy was so rude to you back there.”
Rachel shrugged. “They’re all like that here.”
Someone nudged Stephanie as they strode past, on
their way to the swinging doors. “Well let’s get through there,”
she said. “W e might get tram pled out here.”
Rachel led them inside and the crowds parted for her
as she purposefully strode into the nightclub, her head held
high. Walking behind her, Stephanie felt as if she’d crossed
over a threshold of no return. The only feeling she could
com pare it to was being strapped into a car on the Space Blaster
roller coaster as the whole line of them click-clacked up the
first, steep hill. As they walked further and further into the
nightclub, she looked around at all the lights shining and
flashing and the tables where people stood and talked and
laughed.
The stage had been ra ised and cordoned off for the
performers. On a regular night the stage area was dropped
down level with the rest of the floor, mak ing a large, wide dance
area. Stephanie didn’t kno w the name of the heavy m etal band
with a girl lead singer who was playing on their system but they
were loud enough that Lori had to cup her mouth and raise her
voice when she spoke to her: “What do you want to drink?
Rachel’s buying.” Lori indicated the long bar on the other side,
with the racks built above it so that glasses seemed to shimm er
and float above the bar. Stephanie told her to order tonic water
with a lem on twist.
W ith Rachel in the lead they headed toward the long
bar with the floating glasses but along the way, someone in the
control booth for lighting caught her eye. She had seen that
shaggy blond hair and casual looking attitude before, though
she was yet able to see the person’s entire face. They all reached
an intersecting walkway on the floor and that enabled Stephanie
to creep a few steps toward the control center to get a closer
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felt as if som eone gave her an electric shock, the way the Silver
Shadow had recently sh ocked Rachel.
It was Dave Diamond, M r. Spittle on the Sausage Patty
and the m orning into afternoon deejay. She scram bled back to
tell Lori, having to cup her mouth with her hand when she
reached her. “Tell Rachel to just get our drinks and to m eet m e
back by this control thingy over here. Dave Diamo nd’s up
there.”
Lori looked up there and saw him, also. She said
“Okay,” shaking her head vigorously, trying to com municate in
as many m odes as possible to avoid confusion. Stephanie
continued walk ing toward the b oxed in lighting platform. As
she neared it, she realized that Steve was talking to a tall,
brunette wom an with a timeless, ageless quality to her. In the
subdued light she could have been a stunning 50 year old or a
very worldly 30. There was a quiet grace and strong presence
behind an arresting beauty that came from classic paintings or
the front pieces of ancient ships. As they talked she smiled and
occasionally touched him lightly, appearing to be very engaged
by him . Stephanie walked to the other side of the platform,
where she would be in Steve’s line of vision.
While Dave spo ke with the striking brunette woman,
Stephanie stood where she was, trying to send him a mental
message. Eventually he did look up and his eyes met hers. He
nodded recognition. “H ey, how’s it going?” He had to shout
for both his voice to carry to her and also to be heard over the
loud music. Stephanie took it as a cue to mo ve closer.
The platform stood six inches above the floor, which
caused Stephanie to feel slightly intimidated when both Dave
Diamond and the flashy mystery wom an b oth looked down at
her. She felt cold and prickly vibrations coming from the
wom an who looked as if she had stepped off a m ovie screen.
The longer she stayed in their presence, the stronger the
vibrations becam e. She focused on Steve yet still felt the
wom an’s pupils bearing down on her, as though they could
flash freeze her. “Hey, this is Illum inata, and this is…” Steve
snapped his fingers, trying to recall her name.
“Steph anie,” she said, glancing for a mom ent into
Illuminata’s eyes, feeling as though she might get sucked into
her vortex, the way she had been carried off into the evil video
gam e.
Dave squinted and said “So, did Estes ever call you
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Illum inata started to act as if she’d been a v am pire and
she’d lifted the cross out of her blouse and started to shine it at
her, sprinkling ho ly water fro m the vial on her for good
measure. “Estes?” she said, tilting her head to one side,
narrowing her gaze, pausing for drama tic effect. “Estes?”
Stephanie thought she heard her words echo forebodingly, even
with all the interference from the music and the sounds of
conversation from other tables. Stephanie realized she was
shrinking back away from them and when she looked up at
Dave, she saw his expression change: his eyes grew wider and
paler with concern.
“What’s wrong?” Dave said, as he started to back up,
stepping down from the platform.
Illum unita addressed Dave, her manner much softer
“You know of Estes?”
Steve had reach ed Stephanie by then and he put his
arm behind her shoulder to hold her steady. W ithout looking
back at Illuminata he said “Yeah, he’s this guy who works in the
restaurant with Stephanie. I thought he seemed pretty cool so I
invited him to be on the radio sho w today.”
“But he did no t come?” Illum inata went on.
“No .”
“Have you seen him today?”
“No .”
Illum inata turned to Stephanie. “Have you seen Estes
today?”
When Stephanie tried to look back at the strange
wom an again, she saw white glowing crescents blazing from her
pupils. He r voice echoed in Stephanie’s ears. “N o, I haven’t.”
Her legs trem bled, trying to propel her backward, away from
there. Thinking quickly, she excused herself. “I should be
getting back to my friends over there. They’re getting me a
drink.” Dave and Illuminata both looked down at her and
nodded. Stephanie swung around and stood on tiptoe to look
out across the floor. She saw the long bar with the glasses
floating over it. She saw Rach el’s auburn hair from the back
and started to run toward her, stopping, sidestepping and
weaving until sh e m ade it all the way to the bar. For the last
few yards she held on e a rm out in front of her. While she ran,
she also noticed that the music took on another quality: the
overall rock music stayed, with the heavy bass and the
screeching vocals, ye t she also heard a soothing chorus in the
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range of tones that m elde d into a whole and calm ed her. Still,
when she reached the area at the bar where Rachel stood, her
arm shoved him back when she stopped.
Startled, Rachel whirled around to look at her. “Dang,
girl! You look like you’ve seen a ghost!”
She had been running, and had received a scare from
the other side of the floor and her breath came in quick, ragged
gasps. “Funny you should say that. You’re not far off.”
Rachel handed her the drink and she sipped from it, letting the
cool, tangy liquid refresh her. She sipped from her tall glass
with burgundy fluid in it, which m ay have been wine or a
cranberry mixer. “If you think you saw a ghost, it was probably
some just some gothic character. They com e here too.”
Stephanie touched Rachel on the arm to show her that
she was serious. “ What I saw was a devil woman. Where’s
Lori?”
“She went to the bathroom .” Stephanie had said ‘devil
woman’ just as Rachel was tipping her drink back. “A devil
wom an?”
Stephanie frantically, tried to describe what she’d seen
to Rachel. “I don’t know how to tell yo u, really. It’d come out
sounding too …weird.”
Rachel had been regarding her patiently. When she’d
heard Stephanie, she grinned. “Just say it. What happened?”
Stephanie felt a need to clear her throat before
beginning. “At first, when I saw her I thought she was
beautiful, like a movie actress or someone in a magazine. She
was talking to Dave Diamond. And then her voice…it started
to sound spooky, all hollow and echoing. And her eyes…started
to glow.”
Rachel raised her eyebrows and leaned away from her
slightly.
“It sounds crazy, doesn’t it? Like something out of a
bad horror movie?”
“Wh ere is she?”
Stephanie pointed in the direction of the lighting
control platform. It was empty.
“Oh god. I’m losing my mind.”
“No, you’re not.” Rachel boldly started walking in the
direction of the lighting platform, leaving her drink behind, on
the bar. At first Stephanie didn’t know whether to follow or
stay behind, especially since Lo ri would be coming back and
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safest to follow after Rachel. They crisscrossed pathways
through tables together, zigging and zagging until they reached
the platform.
When they came within fifty feet of it, she saw Estes
standing up there.
H e had a wistful, disappointed look on his face. It
was like the look her father got when she arrived home too late
on a Friday or Saturday night or her grades had dropped. She
had been used to him appearing calm or smiling, or gazing
with wonder at something, like the fries bubbling in the oil, but
never this. In the fleetest of instants later, Estes was gone.
“W hat’s wro ng?” Rachel said, snapping her out of it.
Stephanie still stared at the platform. “He’s here.”
“Wh o’s here?”
“Estes. Your angel.”
She expected Rachel to bubble over with excitem ent,
possibly panic and pepper her with questions such as “Where is
he? W hat was he doing?” Instead, she calmly said. “I know.
Do yo u see that wom an anywhere?”
“No .” She kept looking up at the platform and at that
mom ent a tall man with curly hair ran up to it and began
frantically flipping switches and jerking levers.
Rachel saw him and her features lit up with
recognition, relaxed as she skipped along the rest of the way to
the platform and called out “Hey Phil! Ricochet!”
The tall guy working the buttons and levers looked
down at her and smiled, his hand waving to high in the air like
the mast on a ship. “Hey stranger! Com e here!”
Rachel ran around to the back of the platform and
leaped up onto it and she and Phil hugged each other like long
lost friends who’d been apart for a decade. When they broke
the emb race they still held onto the sides of each other, each
one of them talking and babbling excitedly. Stephanie came up
beside them , looking up at the both of them, waiting until they
needed to take a breath from all the excited babbling. “Hi!” she
said, trying to get Phil’s attention. “Have you seen Dave
Diamond?”
Phil frowned in confusion for a moment until he
remembered. “Oh. You mean Tim? H e went off som ewhere
with some lady wh o rides around in a Silver Shadow.” W hile
Phil spoke, he suddenly seemed distracted, his eyes shifting
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“I knew it!” Rachel said, spinning around toward
Stephanie, clasping hold of her wrist with a grip so tight it hurt.
Behind them Phllip sh outed “Shit!” and the P.A
system opened from the other side of the floor. The music,
which had been fading, suddenly ceased. A high intensity
spotlight bath ed a perfo rmer in light at the m iddle of the stage.
At first it appeared to Stephanie to be a tall woman with glossy
auburn hair similar to Rachel’s. When she looked more closely,
how ever, at the chiseled cheekbones and the mus cular arms in a
gold sequined strapless gown, she knew that the first of the
female impersonating performers had arrived.
“Helloooooooo 2112!” she shouted. “How the fuck
are you doing?” The crowd, which had given all their attention
to the performer, roared their approval, voices around the
lighting control table shouting out phrases like “Fuck yes!” and
“Who o hoo!”
Stephanie nervously touch ed the cross at the base of
her chest, lightly stroking it with one finger. Sh e felt as if
they’d crossed a point of no return. Next, the perfo rmer said
“No w, I know nobody cam e here to be m ellow.”
The people in the tables surrounding them laughed or
giggled.
“I’ll say it again. Now, I know nob ody cam e here to
be mellow. Anybody who wan ts to get mellow can just get the
fuck out of here!”
The cheers rose to a volume that hurt Stephanie’s ears.
She winced and clapped her hands over them to drown out the
sound. While she’d deprived herself of all sensory input that
way, she heard a calm wom an’s voice in her mind. She said
“It’s okay. It’s okay.” After a few mo ments Stephanie felt
com fortable enough to take her hands off her ears. She heard
the melody of the Diana Ross song “Ain ’t no Mountain High
enough,” and the soprano harm onizing at the beginning.
Beside her, Phil complained to Rachel: “Yeah, she’s ripping off
Ted Nugent again! From the Gonzo Live album. I told her not
to do that shit anymore.”
Stephanie looked at the stage and saw a tall, honey
colored performer wearing a skintight silver off-one-shoulder
gown with one long sleeve and tall high heels strutting back
and forth on the stage, throwing her head back in an
enthusiastic lip synching pantomime of a live performance.
She had seen it all before, the lip synching renditions of
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flashing lights. The same performer, in fact, may have
performed the exact same song in exact same way when
Stephanie had been to 2112 before. At that moment it gave her
com fort in a strange way. She felt safe beside the light console,
with Rachel and Ricochet Philip when som ething suddenly
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Chapter Twenty-One

Lori got sidetracked.


When Rachel and Stephanie went to the bar to get
drinks, she told Rachel “Get me a Long Island ice tea,” while
she ventured off to find a b athroom . Usually, Steph anie wo uld
always offer to go off to the b athro om together with her, no
matter what. It reminded her of the Andrew Dice Clay routines
her husb and used to guffaw over: “And what’s up with you
going to the bath room in pairs? Is it so you can give each
other moral suppo rt? Pee like a raceho rse! Pinch a loaf! Hey,
let me get a picture of that!”
For the whole day, Lori noticed that her friend
Stephanie seem ed distracted, to say the least. She could
understand it, to a certain point. After all the dinner guest
she’d had for Thanksgiving turns translucent and melds into an
evil video game before their eyes and when he comes to says
“Oh yeah. By the way, I’m an angel.” In fact, Stephanie was
being quite calm about the whole thing. If such a thing had
happened in Lori’s house, she would have called the television
stations, the newspapers, Ripley’s Believe it or Not, the
Guinness Book o f W orld Records, and a priest, a preach er, a
rabbi, and a shaman.
It was only one way she and her best friend differed.
Lori thought about it often: how they’d managed to stay friends
since elementary school. The best example of their wildly
different outlooks was the way they spent the first year
imm ediately following high school. Stephanie shuttled right
into the co mmunity college, taking the introductory, general
Freshman courses with thoughts of going into “something
having to do with com puters,” because her uncle kept telling
her that it was the one field that would grow and grow no
matter what. The math courses undid her—“A ll those num bers
swim around in m y head like pieces of pasta in vegetable
soup.”—she’d said, and she latched onto a series of sm all jobs
before working her way up the ladder to management at her
grease palace.
After high scho ol graduation, Lori went straight to
work, part time as a stock girl at a discount retail store during
the day and part time at bar backing at a sports pub.
She started announcing to everyone tha t for one year of her life,
she was going to com pletely m iss the winter. Since she still
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her brother to the bar, she had put away nearly three thousand
dollars by Halloween, w ay m ore than enough to fly down to
Adelaide Australia and meet her long time pen pal Daisy. Their
correspondence started back in the fourth grade when Lori
received a pen pal overseas as part of a school project. Daisy
was a vivid, descriptive writer, even as a ten year old, and would
mesm erize Lori with long letters about the beach, the big city of
Sidney and safaris to the Outback.
When she arrived in Australia she and Daisy flew into
each other’s arms and jumped up and down on the a irport
terminal carpet. She was a pretty, brunette girl with a quick
sm ile and bright eyes and instantly Lori became welcome in her
parent’s house as if she’d been an adjunct, long lost relative.
Since the seasons were switched around in the land down
under, the beginning of November was the beginning of the
summ er and in the weeks around Thanksgiving she played
volley ball on the beach, swam and rode along in long outings
to the countryside with Daisy’s family.
Just before Christmas she was hanging out on the
beach with a bunch of Daisy’s friends when someone
introduced them to Sim on, who played bass in a rock band that
was just starting out. He spoke with Daisy and Lori for a long
while near the bonfire on the beach while everyone else drank
spiked watermelon through straws or poured Foster from a keg.
“The band and I are going to do a video clip. We’re looking
for pretty little dollies just like you two to be in it. How about
it?”
“What’s a video clip?” Lori remembered asking him.
“Is it a home m ovie?”
A few days later, Lo ri and Daisy met the other four
members of the band along with Simon and four other girls
they’d invited to appear in the video clip. They met at a hotel
lobby and they would film the clip in one of the fancy private
dining room s. The m ost intriguing of the five b and m embers
was also its leader. H is nam e was Michael and he was gangly
yet had deep, soulful brown eyes and adorably tousled brown
rock star hair. With everyo ne dressed, they all entered the ho tel
dining room lob by together and came upon a spread of food
with a giant hog at its centerpiece. “What we’re all going to do
is very sim ple,” M ichael said. “We’re all going to have a grand
time at this wonderful feast with all these wonderful vittles and
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A large camera shot the video clip, which looked to
Lori like the kind of cameras used by television stations. She
assumed that the footage of them eating the salads, vegetables
and pork while rollicking around would end up in someone’s
fancy hom e movies som ewh ere. After a couple of more months
with Daisy and her family, Lori flew back home. During the
summ er of 1981, a new cable television network form ed, M usic
Television, called MTV for short. The new network showed
something called “music videos” where the members of a rock
band would be film ed perform ing their song either in concert
or in conjunction with a sk it based on the song’s lyrics. W hile
watching some of the music videos, some mo re inventive then
others, Lori vaguely wondered if that footage from the feast in
the hotel dining room would end up on a music video.
Michael had looked strange mouthing the words to the song
but she knew the song could be dubbed in later. Then one
Saturday night just before Christmas, nearly a year after the
hotel dining room video shoot, the video “The One Thing”
played on M TV. She saw Michael singing the song but mo re
importantly, she saw herself, in her red party dress, eating
mussels and sm iling on h er fam ily’s wide screen television.
By then, Lori had started her long, on-off again
academ ic career. In an English Literatu re course, she met the
man of her dreams, Rand, and prayed that he didn’t want
children. He was in there as a pre-Law major picking up some
general studies credit he’d neglected in his freshman and
soph om ore years. By the time he graduated and got a good job
with a billing office, they moved in together. A short time after
he passed the bar, they married. The five years after that had
been a whirlwind of volunteer activities, college courses here
and there, parties and other pursuits in her quest to become the
busiest non-employed person ever.
That all led to the m om ent inside the 2112 bar where
she found a restroom in the far corner, nea r wh at looked like
dressing rooms. Lori quickly strode inside, pleased that they
offered a salon style bathroom with the sitting room in front
containing a couple of King Louis XIV chairs in there along
with a couple of nice oval mirrors and a flat, low table (if it was
in a bathroom , it couldn’t be considered a coffee table, could
it?). Giddy, giggling girls in each chair laughed to each other
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W hen she was in the bathroom, she found it odd that
she could still hear the girls laughing. They became even
louder. Before goin g back out into the sitting room, she
checked her hair and m akeup in the bathroo m mirror,
adjusting both just a tad, then picked up her purse and
carefully opened the door, cringing at what she w ould find in
the sitting room.
The girls were doing lines on the flat table. One of
them, wearing a leather jacket, with long, curly, stringy hair,
had put her face down to the table glass and had honked
inward, making the white crystal powder on a small square
mirror disappear up her nose as if she’d been a vacuum cleaner.
“Hey Blondie,” a heavyset one of them said “wanna do a line?”
Lori looked at the girl, whose round face curled
upward, turning her eyes into slits. She had nice, teased
chestnut brown hair and may have been considered attractive
by a guy who liked his wom en large, except she prob ably batted
for the other team. “No. I don’t think so.” Lori started to
leave but then a sight on one side of the flat table distracted
her. It was a sandwich bag filled with a generous heap of the
white crystal powder.
The heavy girl m ust have been watching her, reading
her expression because she said “See? Don’t worry. There’s
plenty. I’ll bet you’re wondering how poor little chicks like us
got hold of all this coke, right?”
“That ain’t none of my business and I don’t want to
know.”
Another girl had put her face down to the table to
snort a line while the others laughed, partially drowning out
Heavygirl’s reply. “W ell, it’s no t what you think. So me lady is
practically giving it away.”
“Wh o?” Lori wondered why she even asked, since she
already had a good idea.
“That bitch out in the parking lot, driving the fancy
car,” a scrawny girl sitting beside the heavy spokeswoman said.
“She said sh e also had acid, speed and sh room s.”
Lori nodded. “No, I think I’ll just stick with alcohol
tonight. Especially when I have a designated driver. See ya.”
She started to leave but the scrawny girl pointed at her
and said “Hey, doesn’t she have beautiful hair? Don’t you just
wanna run your fingers through it?”
“Well thank you very much,” Lori said as she stepped
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know. It’s a wonderful thing.” When the door closed behind
her, she shook her head, chuckling. The drag show had begun
and when she turned toward the dance floor she could see a
tall, light skinned b lack perfo rmer in a peek-a-boo go ld sequin
gown lip synching and sashaying from one end of the stage to
the other. Even with the high volume of music from the
speakers and the loud conversation and laughing going on
around her, she could still hear loud, off key singing, co m ing
from a boy or a tenor male. She turned away from the stage
and looked the other direction along the pathway leading back
to the seating area. There was another drag queen standing
there, facing the wall at the end of the path, singing loudly and
raucously. He h ad a sm aller build and a decent feminine figure
and wore an electric blue strapless spandex dress, slit high on
the legs. Lori crept closer to him.
He was strutting back and forth as far as the shortened
path would allow and half-m umbling, half singing. Once Lori
had reached him she heard part of the words: “I’m every
wom an,” and she realized that he was singing the popular
Whitney Houston song. As he’d only been able to move a few
feet in each direction, he kept bumping into the wall o r a
railing. His arms flailed about in various types of flourishin g
ges tures as he teetered on high heels. When his hand hit the
cinder block wall hard enough to cause a loud pop, Lori
decided to do something. She started to walk toward him but
stopped herself. In a chemically induced altered state
sometimes people became combative and oddly gained
extraordinary strength. According to what she’d read, people
tripping out on Angel D ust sometimes needed five people or
more to restrain them. Approaching the performer could put
her at risk for getting hurt. There had to be security at the
nightclub: she tried to keep an eye on him and find someone
to get security. It then dawned on her that she could just knock
on the dressing room doo r. The performers and their friends
in there could either help or they could get security to help the
tripping guy.
By the time she reached the door, sh e saw a tall
redheaded drag performer in a royal blue sequined gown
approach. Lori raised her hand as if she was going to try to
knock on the door but the perform er sh oute d out “Just push
the door and go on in, honey, ain’t nob ody gonna care.”
She couldn’t bring herself to do it, however, and
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With a surprisingly graceful air the guy placed a hand against
the door and leaned into it, allowing her to follow in after him.
Lori expected to find a ro om full of female impersonator
perform ers sitting in front of vanity m irrors in the re . W hile
there were vanity mirrors and chairs in front of them, they
found one drag perfo rmer laying on the floor, looking
unconscious and two others leaning back against the vanities,
idly smoking a joint and giggling.
The red haired performer looked down at Lori as he
said “Looking for som eone?”
Lori shifted her weight and wondered if the guy had
noticed one of his co-drag performers acting all weirded-out at
the end of the hallway. “There’s someone out there at the end
of the hall who needs help. Is there some kind of security
around here?”
The redhead said “N ot really. Is it one of us or a
civilian?”
“One of you. W hy don’t you follow me o ut here?”
A flash of aggravation passed over the tall drag
performer’s face but he said “Okay. I’ll go out there and see
who it is.” Lori led the way back through the door and out
into the hallway, wh ere a loud and rowdy m usical sele ction had
begun to play on stage. Lori turned and looked toward the end
of the hallway and saw a sparkly lum p there. Sh e picked up her
pace and reach ed th e other, fallen drag performer in a couple of
seconds.
“Oh my god he passed out!” When she stepped
around to the wall she could look down and see his face,
noticing that his eyes hadn’t closed. “Oh my god!”
“Aw man, it’s Tom mie. Took too much shit again.”
Lori, placed her fingertips beneath Tom mie’s nostrils
to check for breathing. “You m ean, again?”
“Ricochet from that radio station takes care of her,
man. We ought to get him over here.”
She remem bered b ack to her conversations with
Rachel on the way over. “Rick O’Shea ran sound and lighting
for som e of the perform ers. “Well where do you think he is?”
The drag perfo rmer in blue shrugged and said
“Probab ly at that lighting platform in the middle of the floor
out there.”
“Thanks.” She started to walk toward the lighting
platform, figuring it would be easy to find since at least some
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back to the other performer over her shoulder: “H ey, ch eck to
make sure he’s still breathing.” The guy shrugged, but she
realized that was going to be as good a response as sh e could
get.
At one time she’d com mented about the weird
configuration of the nightclub, with its hallways and pathways
and private rooms set off from the main floor. Someone had
once told her that the property had originally been a large
supermarket and that simply turning it into a cavernous
nightclub would have made the sound system echo too much.
They’d built in separate room s and alleyways to dampen the
sound and give the nightclub character. Finding the light
platform proved to be a challenge, but when she turned a
corner, she could see it. She also ca m e face to face with the
devil man who’d co me to the gas station and insulted Rachel.
“Ah! We meet again!” he said, looking even more smug and
self-impressed than he had the last time.
Lori shook her head. “You think yo u’re such hot shit,
don’t you?”
Richthius pretended to recoil away from her
theatrically, raising his eyebrows. “As opposed to you, w ho
knows she’s ho t shit?”
“Listen. I’m not interested. I’m on my way to try to
help someo ne. Why don’t you just drink a few and go jerk off
in the bathroom.” Lori boldly stepped forward and led with
her hand, to try to nudge him out of the way. Instead, her
hand passed through his arm and elbow as if he’d been an
apparition, or a holographic projection. Her insides frosted
over as she put her head down and walked quickly toward the
lighting platform.
When she reached it, she found not only Rick O’Shea but also
Rachel standing beside him on the platform and Stephanie
standing on the floor beside it.
Stephanie saw her first. “Hey! Where the hell have
you been?” H er expressive features changed from joy at seeing
her to concern. “W hat’s wrong?”
Lori rushed past her to step up onto the platform and
tap Rick’s shoulder. He whirled around to see who had tapped
him and at the sam e time Rachel turned around. Rachel said
“Hey , what’s going on?”
Rick O’Shea, also known as Phillip also looked at her,
s m iling at first, his smile fading to concern when he saw her
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Lori had practically run from the other side of the
nightclub and encountering the devil man had also unnerved
her. When she started to speak, her words came out in ragged,
breathy gasps: “That drag performer you help…I think his name
is Tomm y…he’s dow n! Passed out!”
Phillip took a moment to digest Lori’s words and then
said “Aw shit. Where is he?”
“In the co rner.” Lori pointed in the direction of the
dressing rooms.
“Sh it. I can’t get away from here until Tim co m es
back. There’s nobody else to run all this stuff.”
Lori looked up at Phillip and Rachel and across at
Stephanie, then b ack to Phillip. “Well where did Tim go?”
Phillip shrugged. “He went off with some lady who
was riding in a Silver Shadow. If it wasn’t so cold out I’d say
he’s in there getting his dick sucked by her right about now.”
She tried to sho ot Phillip a look. To Lori, that seemed
a callous attitude to take when a friend was down on the
ground possibly overdosing. Rachel stepped up. “I’ll go,” she
said.
When Lori looked at Stephanie she saw the familiar
“eyes widening” expression that said “Okay, what are you
getting me into this time.” Rachel started to walk toward the
rear of the nightclub, which forced Stephanie to act. She said
“I’ll go, too. If he’s doped up it could take all th ree of us to
keep him together if he loses it.”
Rachel took the lead. She seem ed to have risen taller,
spurred forward by an outside force as she worked her way past
tables of people gazing at the stage in awe or lost in dead-eyed
stares. Lori had to skip along to keep up with her and at the
same time glanced behind herself to keep Stephanie with them.
Her best friend’s face had turne d m ore pale, her eyes dark and
large and full of terro r.
As they all scramb led toward the rear of the nightclub,
Lori forced herself to look forward and backward the entire
way. All around her she saw different scenes of zoned out
behavior: people dancing enthusiastically by themselves, singing
loud and off-key; som e with their heads dow n on tabletops;
othe rs wandering around apparently having anim ated
conversations with invisible people; and still others bumping
against walls or cubbyholes in corners the way Tommie had
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and saw her holding a silver cross pendant in her hand, that
had dangled fro m her neck chain. By the time they reached
Tomm ie, Lori could see that the tall redhead in blue still stood
by and another, shorter drag perform er with dark hair and skin
and Hispanic features stood over Tomm ie. Rather than
helping, they just stood by, arms crossed, grinning or giggling.
The tall one in blue recognized Rachel. His eyes lit up
and he raised his hands. “Ray-Ray! The goddess, the bitch
imm emorial, the legend returns!”
“Blaze! Still got your Dom Perignon and a spoon up
your nose?” Rachel said in passing, causing Lori to snicker (as
she had recognized the Billy Joel reference) and the tall drag
performer in blue sequins to frown in confusion. Rachel made
her way down to the floor to tend to the fallen Tommie. Lori
also dropped down to her haunches, while Stephanie stood
nearby. At first Rachel put her hand under Tommie’s nostrils,
apparently checking for breathing, then gently placed her head
atop Tom mie’s ch est. “Tom mie,” she started saying, sharply.
“Tommie. It’s Ray-Ray. Tommie!”
For a mom ent, Lori thought of a bizarre movie she’d
seen when she was little, which involved a deaf, dumb and
blind boy n am ed Tommy. One of the m ajor songs in the opera
was “Tomm y can you hear me?”
Lori could see his eyes move. Slowly, he also began to
turn his head, which caused his brown wig to shift on his scalp.
Someone in front of them said “Maybe I can be of some
assistance?” in a voice that could be heard as clear as if it had
been a still, late afternoon in the middle of a peaceful meadow.
Lori turned around and saw a small blond wom an wearing blue
jeans and a light, fitted, fluffy sweater. Her face seemed
youthful yet ageless all at once and Lori forced herself to look
away, becoming embarrassed for staring at her. She reached
forward with a pure, imm aculate hand and touched Tomm ie’s
arm, and he stirred a little bit m ore.
“Rachel, get behind Tommie, and lift from the
shoulders, make yourself into a pillow,” the my sterious wom an
with the hypnotically serene voice, presence, and manner said.
Rachel gazed back at her incredulously for a mom ent
but quickly did as she was told, getting behind Tomm ie and
lifting him as if he’d been a giant rag doll. Miraculously,
Tom mie’s eyelids fluttered, and his head lolled slightly against
Rachel’s chest. Tommie lifted his head and opened his eyes
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been watching the fallen drag perform er come to, but she
realized that Rachel was gazing with awe at the woman in the
light, soft sw eater.
“Do I know you?” Rach el asked her, with a trem ble in
a lower lip and deep wonder in her eyes.
The woman looked b ack at her with such amazing
warm th that it seemed to glow fro m within her as she said
“Yes.”
Tommie disturbed them for a mom ent, whispering
“Wh ere am I?”
Suddenly, a bright light glowed from beyond them,
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Chapter Twenty-two

Along with the demons who had descended upon the


2112 to weave their occultic spells upon the patrons through
chemical sorcery, a few angels from on h igh also appeared.
They knew the warriors would arrive soon and bided their time
by ministering to earthly folk, preparing them for the event.
One of the angels was Tara, divine servant of Jezeriel, who held
the important primary function of assisting in childbirth in the
earthly realm . She and do zens o f others like her would be
present at the delivery of every child born in the world, whether
it was in a sterile hospital environm ent in Manhattan or a
midwife hut on the African veldt.
Tara also assisted the two guardian angels of Rachel.
It was the second time she had revealed herself to her earth-
walking charge: the other time occurred on a beach in Florida
when Rachel was seven years old. Rachel had wandered away
from her family into an unfamiliar sea of opened umbrellas
and beach towels splayed upon the white sands. When she
started to cry, Tara descended and revealed herself to the child
as a woman her mother’s age, blond haired, wearing a teal
maillot swimsuit and a translucent, flowing cover-up. She took
Rachel by the hand and helped her to find her family.
That night when Tara decided to reveal herself again,
she’d chosen the form of the blond woman who had helped
Rachel nearly three decades before. Now, as then, she chose a
mode of dress that would help her fit in among the hum an
nightclub patrons: a soft, pastel blue sweater, blue jeans, and
moccasin-like athletic shoes that humans wore in casual
situations.
Rachel, Tara’s charge, had turned to her and asked
“Do I know you?” and Tara had to say “Yes,” because she could
not lie. She knew that Rachel had made the trip to th e
nightclub expecting to see Estes, the squire, who’d descended
nearly a month ago to minister to her. Tara was not sure
whether Rachel would get to meet Estes or not. When they
dispensed discipline, the warriors moved swiftly and single-
mindedly. They would also revert to their true form, as fierce,
stalwart giants of light. When Estes had descended and became
stranded in the earth realm, he appeared as an ordinary man of
about thirty years of age, the m ale counterpart to her.
Yet, what if Rachel asked questions such as “Where
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answer truthfully. How much should she reveal to someone
she had protected and walked alongside fo r her entire life? She
had helped Rachel’s mother give birth to her and loved her so,
longing to tell her wondrous stories of how heaven had helped
her during her journeys and difficulties. Divulging that much
information to what her superiors often harshly referred to as
“profane human gaze” wo uld get her into trouble. At the very
least, a spiteful demon m ight block the curtain back to the
other realm, trapping her here the same way as Estes had been.
A miraculous event occurred however, to distract
Rachel, Lori, Stephanie, and all the other earthly souls in
attendance that night. The warriors started to arrive.
Shehazradach, the noble page entered the portal through the
nightclub door. All of the warriors were giants, who stood
twice as tall as the ceiling inside the 2112 nig htclub. They
would have to reform the structure to accommodate them.
Shehazradach carried a staff that emitted brilliant blue light
that caused the ceiling to billow out away from it and rise
upward, forming a dome. The performer who had been
dancing on the stage stopped. The men operating the
mechanical, artificial light also saw the ceiling b illow upward,
as if it had been a tent rising with the help of heated air. None
of the earth folk, Tara remembered, would be able to see the
noble countenance of Sheh azradach the page. To them it
would appear that the shaft of blue light had caused the ceiling
to lift.
The crowd parted aw ay from the blue light beam,
some of them shrieking, a few of them shouting in awe at the
spectacle occurring before their eyes. Tara felt warm inside
when she saw Shehazradach’s smile and the way he held the
scroll in front of him as he read instructions to all the demons
present. Again, the humans would no t be able to hear the page
speak. Even if they were able to, though, they would not be
able to understand the language fro m an ancient epoch..
Tara sprang into action. At first she reached for
Rachel’s hands, taking them into hers as she calmed her by
looking directly into her eyes. “W e’re with you,” she said in
soft tones, speaking the words into Rachel’s ears and heart.
“Every thing is going to be okay. Rachel’s eyes at first had been
filled with horror yet as Tara held onto her hands and gazed
soothingly into her eyes, her features softened.
Suddenly, a line of men and women wearing raincoats
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Tara recognized all of them as her co-workers in her realm; they
had all arrived to give com fort to their charg es, descending
down to offer the lay ing of hands and soothing calm while the
warriors stormed through to bring war against the demons.
Each of the angels had been dressed in the ra in coat and boots
of the earthly firefighter yet they all ran up to the patrons in
the nightclub, touching them, speaking words of calm.
“Everyone, this way!” the chief firefighter shouted, raising his
hand with a flourish, indicating that they follow him to the
edges of the nightclub, the fire lanes. While Tara helped Rachel
along, she noticed tha t both Stephanie and Lori had been
joined by their animus guardians, who had taken their hand
and led them along the path that the dark haired leader
indicated.
In seeing what was happening, Tara allowed herself to
feel a flicker of pride at the inventiveness and organization of
the archangels in enlisting the guardians help in the war that
way. Until a few moments before, all the young men and
women in the night club showed pale countenances of fear and
uncertainty, yet the other guardians, in their fire fighting
disguises, helped soo the and quiet them .
The music for the perform ers had extinguished so that
at that moment only the soft murmur of the guardians and the
hushed responses from their men and women could be heard .
Before, there had been young men working the mechanical
ligh ting that had illuminated the performers, yet they had
jumped down from their posts. Tara supposed that the owner
of the nightclub would raise loud objections over what was
happening. The ir guardians also brought the light of eternity
into the den of partying and revelry.
As they walked along and Tara used her earthbound
form to lift on tiptoe, raise her chin and eyes and glance about.
When she did this, she saw the other demons present, dozens of
them, trying to mingle with the crowd, clashing now that the
guardians had arrived in fire fighting gear. The demons started
to shout into the cavernous building: “W hat are you do ing? I
don’t see any flames or smell any smo ke!”
Tara noticed that not all of the people prese nt had
been accom panied by their guardian angel, that s ome of the
angelic firemen rushed about, searching the crowd, as if they
were looking for a certain someone. She realized that they m ust
be charging after the demon called “Richthius” whom the
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scuffling and shouting, which caused a buzz of confusion in
the crow ds next to her.
At the other side of the nightclub, the fire fighters had
reached a couple of demon foot soldiers and started to throw
punches and kicks to subdue them. Tara thought this was odd,
as guardians seldom engaged themselves in fisticuffs with the
planetary realm. The demons struck back with clubs, knives
and bar stools. Just abo ut when Tara wondered if the demons
had brought more firepower than the guardians, the hulkin g
squires entered the vacated round area in the middle of the
night club floor.
Seven warriors, including Estes, the squire of
Metatron. Tara also recognized Agamemnon, who squired for
Raph ael, Zoragustha, who clanged heavy m etal for Uriel, and
Ponsetwatomie, the squire in service of Gabriel. She knew that
to the s till-scared people who’d found them selves in the bar that
night, the squires would appear as tow ering columns of light
and warmth. A light so bright that their earthly eyes could
look upon them for only mom ents at a time.
Tara concentrated on E stes, who was also an animus
for Rachel. He had been bathed in a violet aura, carrying a
giant staff before him as his eyes surveyed the dim cavern for
Richthius. His warrior bro thers sauntered in behind him, all of
them carrying scythes or staffs, their countenances grim as they
surveyed the inside of the domelike nightclub. The patrons
looking up would only see towering, arcing bright lights and
orbs.
Rachel tapped Tara on her shoulder. She turned
toward her, relieved to see that her expression was inquisitive
rather than fearful. “What’s going on?” she asked.
Tara hesitated for a moment. It was the rarest of
occasions, when scores of earthbound people would see the
forces of dem onic evil clash with those of angelic good. When
it had happened in the past, over many millennia, the
Archangels would perform a cleansing rite called a Reduction,
which would erase all memory of the incident from the
consciences of the humans involved . They would prob ably
perform one in this nightclub after Richthius had been sent
down. There was no need to keep Rachel in the dark, then.
She decided on the simple approach: “There’s some very evil
forces in this nightclub tonight. The minions have sent for
special help in quelling them . The patterns of lights that reach
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Bewildered, Rachel cast her gaze upward , appearing to
look directly at Estes, one of her pro tectors. She shook her
head and her lips tried to m outh a word, as if she wanted to say
“No ,” but the words would not co m e. When Tara looked up at
Estes, and then down at Rachel, she realized why she had
become so overawed: Rachel could see Estes. Placing her hand
on Rachel’s shoulder, Tara was able to replay events from that
day in Rachel’s life and she saw her meet with Lori and
Stephanie. Estes had warned them not to come to the
nightclub that evening, but they decided to forge ahead anyway.

A loud shout coming from the opposite end of th e


nightclub distracted them. Both Tara and Rachel glanced over
in the direction of the sound. The first of the warrior demons
had appeared on the scene, blasting his way inward through the
entrance on the other side. The sternness of E stes’ wa rning to
Stephanie suddenly h it hom e with Tara. An equally large and
fearsome contingent of the evil ones filed in slowly, chanting
mantras in an ancient dialectic Tara could not recognize.
Tara stud ied them. She had spent her career assisting
in childbirths or crises with infants and rarely encountered.
They stood as high as the angelic warriors, filling the room,
appearing to scrape against the ceiling in the sam e way. While
the angels gave off rays of light and auras, however, the demons
had been cloaked in long dark robes, carrying flaming staffs
with serpents coiled around them. The leader shot flames
through his eyes and from a crown surrounding his head.
Predictably, the dark, fearsome demons caused the
guardians to shrink back with their charges, scurrying them
closer to the walls, for protection. Some of the people cowering
behind the firefighter dressed guardians began to shriek at the
darkness and flames. They were still not able to see details of
the demon’s expressions, which with the dark and the flame
made it that m uch m ore scary.
Tara looked over at Stephanie and saw her wide-eyed
with fear as the tall, stalwart guardian tried to calm her. “We’ve
got to get out of here!” she shouted. Crowds of people pushed
toward the far exit yet the guardians restrained them gently,
chanting out soo thing words and hym ns, calm ing them. Tara
knew that with Estes, Zoragustha and the other warriors they
were all safe from the dem onic onslaught.
One of the warrior angels, whom Tara recognized as
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carried a scroll before him, holding it out in two outstretched
arms. A melodic sound filled the nightclub with singing and
m usic and for a mom ent Tara wondered whether they’d turned
the sound system back on. When she listened more closely, she
recognized an ancient dialect that even she could not speak
fluently. The warriors seemed to keep it to themselves whenever
they blazed onw ard into business. Lycanthria the warrior angel
was calling out the terms of the scroll to the demonic warriors,
setting the ground rules fo r the battle that would follow.
The rest of the angelic warriors, Estes included, stood
strong on their ground, gazing across at their dem onic
adversaries. Tara glanced around at the crowd as they looked
up at the spec tral light show and heard the strange, wonderfully
beautiful music that had replaced the raucous din they’d heard
only mo ments earlier. Steph anie loo ked upward in awe, tears
streaming down her face. Tara felt like comforting her, but saw
that her guardian stood behind her and rested his arms placidly
against her shoulders.
Estes spoke a few rapid-fire comm ands intended for
the ascended demons who had been perfo rming narcotic
outreach. He asked fo r the head of Richthius, which at first
sounded gruesom e to her, until she realized that she was
translating the warrior’s words too literally. The warriors
actually meant for Richthius to be brought to them, his head
connected to the rest of his body. She breathed a sigh of re lief.
The spoken and sung orders caused the guardians to
act, stepping away from their charges for a moment to race
around the tables and along the wall. The abrupt abandonment
of some of the guardians caused the people to shriek in fear.
Lycanthria spoke som e more of the m elodic syllables as he
continued reading his riot act to the demons. As he did so,
both he and the other warriors starte d shuffling slowly toward
them .
When a demon warrior reared his head back and let
forth a thunderous rebel yell, the rest of the demon stalwarts
charged toward the angelic warriors. A couple of the warriors
also ran toward the demons, their staffs or swords raised, yet
Tara noticed that Estes stood his ground, a grim look of
determ ination on his face.
The swords, scythes, and staffs clanged together as the
warrior angels and demons grunted and swung at each other,
trying for the upper hand. W ind blew through the inside of
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howling winds. As the warrior angels charged forward, it
seemed that the demons had called forth evil spirits from all
around to taunt them and shout at them. A hideous, huge
head shouting curses swung down from the ceiling at all the
warrior angels. One or two of them flinched, b ut the resolute
Estes stood his ground, slashing forward in battle against the
dem on warriors in their long robes.
Tara wondered if the nightclub patrons could see the
evil specters fluttering up and down among the warriors like
enraged bats or hear their cacophonous rattling and wailing.
When she got inside Rachel, however, she realized that they
could only see the flashing light from the warriors and hear
their victorious and m elodic sym phonies.
A loud growl from the other side of the nig ht club
startled Tara. She glanced quickly over there and saw that four
guardia ns held down an ascended demon who had co me to
earth in slick huckster’s clothes, with a furry mane of blond
hair. He cursed at his captors and when one of them shouted
“Richthius” sh e felt joy.
The battle continued, with the loud growling from
both the warrior angels and the demons filling the air, in Tara’s
mind drowning out the melodic war cries. Both sides called
upon casts of thousands to assist them. The angelic assistance
bathed the ceiling in a glow, causing the nightclub patrons to
moan in awe, gasping. The staffs and swords co ntinued to
clang against each other, the warrior angels sometimes landing
blows and the demon warriors following suit.
Bloodshed descended upon the crowd, though Tara
knew that none of them would fee l it. Rather than the red
liquid redness with which they were familiar, the demon’s
blood took the form of foul essence that escaped from them in
droning, cursing cries like the evil specters. It was as if the
angelic knights opened a pandora’s box of misery and evil when
they would open wounds on the demons.
To Tara’s glee, the demons began to retreat. The
warriors had come to settle the score while their demonic
counterparts were trying to defend Richthius’ mistake and their
right to perform narcotic outreaches at nightclubs like the one
they were in. The angels simply drove them backward because
righteous strength was on their side. Th e dem on warriors
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Zoragustha, the leader of the warriors, called out
“Bring me the head of Richthius!” as all the other warriors
cheered alongside him. All seven of the angelic warriors stood
triumphantly at the center of the bar. They were near the place
where Stephanie, Rachel, and Lori’s friends had been
controlling the light show. For a moment that seemed amusing
to Tara, as she knew they had started to provide a com pletely
different kind of a light show.
After a scuffling near the rear of the nightclub, beside
the dressing rooms, Tara saw four guardians holding Richthius
back as he struggled against them. He gnashed his teeth and
cursed at them as they carried him toward the center of the
nightclub, toward the seven warriors. Several of the night club
patrons stared, gawking at the spectacle as Tara suddenly
noticed a beautiful young woman with raven hair and a
waistline accentuating dress sashay alongside th em . She smiled
wryly as she looked ov er at Richthius, watching the guardians
manhandle him. After a fe w m oments of using her powers of
observation and angelic knowledge, Tara realized that the
wom an was one of the dem ons, with the unusual double-name
of Illum inata Gateaux.
“You’re going to be crucified,” Illum inata said, with
taunting, though sensuous tones as the guardians offered
Richthius to the warriors. “I hope you’re happy now.”
Estes and Zarachthusa grasped Richthius by his arms
and trunk, living him high off the floor. Then something
happened which Tara had never witnessed in either an
intervention, an ascension, or a raid on a dem onic party. A
hole opened up in the floor directly in front of the two warrior
angels, while the rest of their com rades stood at the back. It
started as the size of hole needed to bury a coffin, then it grew,
deepening outward, as red, fiery rocks and lava underneath were
revealed. Behind her, Tara could hear Rachel recite, over and
over, “Oh my God, oh my God.”
Lori also looked up at the weird spectacle with
disbelief and h orror in her eyes. ”
Richthius had closed his eyes tightly against the dread
of what was about to happen to him. The hole continued to
grow in the floor, revealing a deep, fiery pit. So deep was the
chasm that when Tara stood on tiptoe and strained to see what
lie at the bottom, she could not see a bottom. Estes and
Zarachthusa cradled Richthius over the flaming, bubbling pit.
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angels were going to baptize Richthius instead of boil him.
They started to speak and chant in the ancient tongues again.
Richthius responded in the sam e language, desperately
pleading at first, crying out for mercy, and then lashing out
with venom. The two warrior angels continued to hold him
over the fire, each of them performing an elaborate bless ing
gesture with his free hand, casting it over the demon’s face and
heart. Their chanting and Richthius’s agonized wails increased
in volume, with a soothing angelic melodic chant somewhere in
the background.
Estes and Zarachthusa then released their grip on
Richthius, letting him drop into the fiery pit, his arms and legs
flailing, screaming as he went down. Mom ents later, the sound
of his voice diminished, and d ied down into a slow , soft,
rattlesnake-like hiss. The two warrior angels looked at each
other and nodded while their friends behind them cheered and
rejoiced.
After Richthius had been dro pped into the gap ing
hole, Stephanie, Lori and Rachel crept toward the edge of it, to
gaze down deep inside. The glamorous lady demo n also
stepped forward, brazenly, yet gracefully stepping up to the edge
of the hole. She peered down disgustedly into the void as she
muttered “Figures.” A puff of smoke greeted them from the
depths, startling Stephanie, causing her to flinch backward.
The cries from Richthius had been ceased for several moments,
and Lori took the b oldest steps of all toward the edge of the
gaping chasm. “I think we should go,” she said.
As if following a command from her, the ground
beneath their feet rumbled and the hole started to fill in. Tara
knew it was the doing of the warrior angels, yet still looked on
with awe. The gaping chasm shrunk down like the aperture on
a camera. Soon, the floor had been completely filled in,
without leaving any traces of the gaping maw that had
swallowed Richthius.
Tara noticed that even after the floor had returned to
its previous, solid state, the young men and wom en in the
nightclub still skulked around on the outer edges of it. They
treated it as if they were on ice skates and could see dark water
lapping up at the ice in the center. Rachel looked up at the
warrior angels, which Tara knew were instead, patterns of light
to her. She looked directly up at the place where Estes was
standing, however, and caused Tara to wonder how much she
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Stephanie said “I think we’d better get going,” and
Lori started to follow her but Rachel continued to gaze upward,
standing still.
Rachel touch ed Tara on her arm . She pointed upward
in Estes’ direction. “That’s him , isn’t it?”
Tara nodded, realizing that there was no reason to
withhold the truth.
Rachel smiled, glowing from within as she looked
upward toward Estes and waved. Tara wondered how long the
warrior angels would stay around, now that their business was
finished. When she looked up toward Estes herself, she saw
that he looked down at Rachel. They appeared to be holding
eye contact. Estes bent down on one knee for her and offered
his arm s in em brace. Sh e rushed over to him and accepted his
loving arms around her. Though her return em brace only
reached to the top of one of Estes’ thighs, she closed her eyes
tightly and appeared to hold on with all her might. Estes
soothed her by patting her on the back, stroking her, gently.
All of the other people in the nightclub had started
pushing toward the exits, aided along by the guardians and a
few of the white-shirted workers. Lori and Stephanie glanced at
each other in disbelief and then gazed at Rachel. Tara realized
that Rachel’s two friends could probably see only the glowing
lights and auras still. Stephanie turned around to Tara and
gave her a wide-eyed, expectant look, as if to ask “Isn’t there
som ething you can do?”
There was something Tara could do. She gazed up at
Estes, signaling to him with a hand wave that it was okay for he
and the other warriors to move on. Rachel would get
disappointed and need tending to, so Tara put herself in
position for that. Before she thought she was going to have to
say something, Rachel calmly let her arm s drop out of the
embrace and backed away from Estes. At first, she kept her
head dow n, but Tara brought her finger forward to Rachel’s
chin and gently nudged it back up. “We should go,” she said,
knowing that she would only be able to accompany her only as
far as the exit door.
Tara accom panied all three of them toward the exit as
she could see the glow from the angels expand and surge as they
also exited. Their departure left warmth inside the nightclub as
the walls and ceilings shrunk downward.

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Chapter Twenty-three

Stephanie felt assaulted by the cold, night air that had


rushed upon her when the three of them burst through the exit
doors and into the parking lot outside. “Brrr,” Lori said.
“After all that craziness in there it feels like I’m in Siberia now.”
Stephanie tried to smile back at her. In the past, when she’d
left the theater after watching a particularly good m ovie, she felt
transformed by it as she made her way back to the car. The way
she felt after the spectacle she’d just witnessed was that feeling
multiplied by a thousand. Sh e felt that to speak would ruin the
grandeur.
Lori seemed much more pragm atic. She said “All
those firemen, they were angels. You know that, don’t you?”
Rachel, on the other hand, seemed troub led. She
walked briskly, having to stop every few strides to allow the
slower women to catch up with her. Whenever she would stop,
she would pace and fidget, causin g Stephanie to wonder what,
besides the obvious, was wrong. Rachel said “We can’t tell
anyo ne about this.”
Lori shrugged, as she pulled her cro pped coat m ore
tightly in on herself, trying anyth ing to get w arm. “We m ay
not need to. All the new s crews were probably there.”
Stephanie had not seen anyone like that inside there.
She looked around at the crowds forming a m ass exodus away
from the nightclub and discovered that people spok e softly
among each other if they spoke at all. Everyone seemed
humbled.
W hen they all saw the black Oldsmobile, Stephanie
felt relief that they would soo n be enjoy ing its warm th. They
would return to all their loved ones. As soon as Stephanie
reached inside her purse to retrieve her car keys and walk more
briskly toward the vehicle, Lori decided to say something.
“Wh y are you so quiet?” she asked. “Are you in shock?”
“Yes I am,” she said. “I’m scared.”
Rachel, double-taked and then leaned in earnestly
toward her as she worked the point of the key through the slot
on the door. “Scared?” she said. “Why on earth would you be
scared? That was the most beautiful, peaceful thing I have ever
seen.”
“Of course it was,” Stephanie said, as she opened the
door. “But I don’t think we were supposed to see it.” She
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seat to unlock the other door. All three of them took th eir
positions inside the car while Stephanie flicked the ignition on
and reach ed fo r the heat controls, turning them all the way up.

“We weren’t supposed to see it?” Lori asked, wrinkling


her nose. “But we did. Are you afraid we’re going to get struck
down dead or blinded or som ething?”
Stephanie rubbed her hands together, to warm them.
“Estes told me specifically not to come,” she said. “And we
disobeyed him. He knows we were there.” She looked at
Rachel. After a few mo re mom ents, she would shift into drive
and get them out of there. As she looked around the parking
lot, however, she felt disconcerted over the am ount of people
scrambling toward their cars, gunning them and screeching
away as if they w ere leaving a war zone.
Rachel reached out and took hold of Stephanie’s right
arm. “He was okay with us being there. Trust me,” Rachel
said, also patting the top of Stephan ie’s hand. “I’ve never felt
so right about anything in my whole life.”
All Stephanie knew was that she had to get home.
After a night’s sleep she felt strongly that the angels would
intervene and try to help her forget the mem ory of what had
happened inside the nightclub. She shifted the lever into
“drive” and turned the wheel, backing the car out of its parking
space. “A ll I can say is that I can’t wait to get hom e.”
“Me neither,” Lori responded.
Rachel simply smiled sadly. She would be going home
to a lonely house with a disagreeab le room mate.
She was struck by how crowded the parking lot was,
also. During their rush to make it to the nightclub earlier in
the evening, she failed to notice how crowded it was getting. As
she spun the wheel and eased the car into traffic, she looked
around at the other cars whizzing by, hearing tires sq ueal.

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