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CONTENTS
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My Dear Boy/Man .......................................................... 12.
Differenter ........................................................................ 43.
Keeping A Dedicated Line ............................................. 74.
Vote for Wifey ............................................................... 105.
Things I Didn’t Know They Needed .......................... 136.
Can’t Talk and ____ At the Same Time ...................... 167.
Gimme A Break Today ................................................. 198.
Vague Symptoms of Undetermined Cause ............... 229.
REAL Life In The Slow Lane ....................................... 2510.
Full Calendar ................................................................. 2811.
Meanest Moms Unite ................................................... 3112.
Worser Mean Moms ..................................................... 3513.
What Happens Next ..................................................... 3814.
Who Was That Masked Mom? .................................... 4115.
Not Safe With Scissors ................................................. 4416.
No ‘I’ In Shop ................................................................. 4717.
Odds On Moms ............................................................. 5018.
Pass It On ....................................................................... 5419.
Don’t Call It Love .......................................................... 5720.
One Of Those People .................................................... 6121.
A Few Tips ..................................................................... 6422.
Embedded Reporters At Camp Cake Eater .............. 6823.
Will You Hold For . . . ................................................... 72