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TGOctober2011-Jan2012

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If this works, it should allow you to read my whole silly Ragazine right here on facebook. Just be extremely careful while reading. Your head might explode from the sheer depth of this very intellectual publication (snort).
If this works, it should allow you to read my whole silly Ragazine right here on facebook. Just be extremely careful while reading. Your head might explode from the sheer depth of this very intellectual publication (snort).

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Published by: DJ Forrester- Roberts on Sep 23, 2011
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I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a callcenter in Pakistan and when I told them I was suici-dal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive atruck.
 
 
 
 
The Turnip Green Comedy Newspaper cir-culates to a readership of over 50,000 in mostof N. Florida and S. Georgia. The TurnipGreen is published monthly by the Turnipi-ans from the planet ZOLTAR. The contentsof this paper in no way reflect the opinions of 
its writers, its writer’s bartenders, or itswriter’s third grade teachers. Any semblance
to intelligence detected in this publication is purely an error on your part and is not the re-sponsibility of any of us, who share a com- bined brain cell count of three. This paper iscopyrighted and no part can be reprintedwithout the permission of the publisher, who,if you get her drunk enough will give you permission to do just about anything.
A woman walksinto a supermarketand buys:1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube of tooth- paste1 loaf of bread1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal1 single serving frozen dinner 1 can of Soup For One1 16oz can of Miller LiteThe guy at the checkout looks ather and says, "Single, are you?"The woman smiles sweetly andreplies, "How did you guess?"He replies, "Because you'reugly."

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This should let you view the entire Rag. Warning: The depth of intelligence this Ragazizne contains has been known to make heads implode. Read at your own risk. (eheheh).
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This should let you view the entire Rag right here on FB. Just please be careful. The sheer depth of this intellectual property has been known to make heads implode.

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