"Have You Heard The One About..."

A poet who has everyone smiling should write more than just poetry. And so, in order to keep everyone in stitches, he wrote a joke book with a thousand and one laughs! Unlike Vazqueztell’s previous books,… (More) A poet who has everyone smiling should write more than just poetry. And so, in order to keep everyone in stitches, he wrote a joke book with a thousand and one laughs! Unlike Vazqueztell’s previous books, TRUTH, COMEDY & POETRY for ALL and THE V-FILES: The Truth Is In Here, which are filled with mostly poetry, the author wanted to collect and share all of his favorite jokes from all categories and place them under one cover. No matter what the subject, he has covered it and although most of the great joke tellers will know a good amount of them, there will be enough to still shock and crack up even the most knowledgeable of joke tellers. This will most definitely be yet another favorite amongst his fans or just the perfect addition to any other collection of joke books. From the doings of Little Halis, who is full of malice, to the misadventures in religion, HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT… will keep you and your friends in stitches. This is the perfect book to take anywhere to break the ice at parties or bars. No matter what the situation, there will be a joke that you can share with just about anyone. And as is that wasn’t enough, then there’s a second bonus chapter of poetry that continues where his previous comic poetry left off. Everything from the return of fan favorites Nels Vulger, Lana Dully and Don Tortelli to another set of dating mishaps are offered in this fantastically verbally illustrated book. In HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT… you will find the best of his cynic humor, darc thoughts and absolutely the best collection of jokes you will ever read! And as if that wasn’t enough, Vazqueztell. And to top put a cherry on top of that whole sundae of comedy, Vazqueztell also added a second bonus chapter of the best literal finds of the internet. The Vorld Vide Veb is an incredible collection of bumper stickers, sayings, pick up lines, zany lists and much, much more that will have you bursting into laughter! As it is, the author would like to take a moment to warn everyone about peeing before reading the book, so that no accidents occur. Vazqueztell believes that “Laughter always makes everything better” and that any situation can be overcome with a smile. Try his theory out for yourself with this book! (Less)

Sections

PLAY WITH WORDS…
HIGHWAY STORIES…
MEDICAL STORIES…
DATING & PARENTS…
MISUNDERSTANDINGS…
LIFE’S QUESTIONS…
PRISON STORIES…
SHOW ME THE MONEY…
A SECTION ALL OF ITS OWN…
BONUS CHAPTER THE VORLD VIDE VEB OF VAZQUEZTELL
FWD: GRAFFITI IN BATHROOMS…
FWD: THINGS TO DO IN THE PUBLIC BATHROOM STALL…
FWD: THE OFFICIAL SHIT LIST…
REPLY: NELSON’S SHIT LIST ADDITIONS…
FWD: SOME OF THE “DICE’S” FINEST WORK:…
FWD: MORE NURSERY RHYMES…
FWD: “PICK-UP” LINES: THE GOOD & THE SWEET…
FWD: “PICK-UP” LINES: THE BAD & THE NAUGHTY…
FWD: “PICK-UP” LINES: THE EXTREMES…
FWD: TRAINING COURSES FOR MEN…
FWD: ALCOHOL WARNINGS…
FWD: SLOGANS FOR NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK…
FWD: WOMEN’S ENGLISH…
FWD: MEN’S ENGLISH…
FWD: WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE…
FWD: RULES THAT GUYS WISHED THAT GIRLS KNEW…
FWD: EXCUSES FOR MISSING WORK…
FWD: AIRLINE STORIES…
FWD: THE LIFE OF AN EGG…
FWD: CHINESE PROVERBS…
FWD: STUPID THINGS THAT LAWYERS SAY…
FWD: THINGS TO PONDER…
FWD: THOUGHTS ABROAD…
FWD: THE PERFECT MAN…
FWD: THREE PROOFS THAT…
FWD: TOP 10 WHY E-MAILS ARE LIKE A PENIS…
FWD: TOP 10 OLD FOLKS PARTY GAMES…
FWD: TOP 10 SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA…
FWD: AN INTERESTING APPOINTMENT…
FWD: MY VERY FIRST TIME…
FWD: WHAT AM I?…
FWD: THE CREATION OF PUSSY…
FWD: THE CANDY WRAPPER STORY…
FWD: A DOG NAMED SEX…
FWD: OVER WORKED…
FWD: BUMPER SNICKERS…
FWD: LIFE LESSON LEARNED FROM DOGS…
FWD: SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MEN & DOGS…
FWD: HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THEN MEN…
FWD: HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN…
FWD: YOU CAN TELL THAT YOU’RE HISPANIC IF…
FWD: SEX TEST FOR REDNECKS…
FWD: TRUE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS…
FWD: MARRIAGE & DATING…
FWD: OFFICE MEMO: OFFICE LANGUAGE…
FWD: PRISON VS. WORK…
FWD: HOW TO KEEP YOUR SANITY…
FWD: LESSONS I’VE LEARNED…
FWD: MORALS TEST…
FWD: PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID…
FWD: PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST…
FWD: COOL ANAGRAMS…
FWD: CARDS THAT NEVER MADE IT TO HALLMARK…
FWD: HOME REMEDIES…
FWD: THE RULES OF LIFE…
FWD: THE RESPONSE…
FWD: WHY DID THAT CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?…
HARD TO LET GO
EMPLOYMENT: FROM BAD TO WORSE
THINGS TO DO IF…
IT’S PEOPLE LIKE YOU
WHY IS IT? 2
LIFE’S CHANGES
LIFE’S CHANGES 2 (WITH TV)
WHY IS IT? 3 (80’s TV)
ONLY IN THE NEW YORK CITY
THE ULTIMATE MOVIE COMMERCIAL
MISUNDERSTOOD QUESTION
THOUGHTS ON MY LATINO POPULATION 2
UNFINISHED COMPILATION
JUST THE WAY I LIKE EM’
MISS EM’
PAMELA-HOLIC
X-TREME LOVE
SUPER PULGY
WARM THOUGHTS, COLD RESULTS
WHY IS IT? 4
DON TORTELLI 2: (NOT A SHELL OF A CHANCE)
DATING VS. MARRIAGE:
RANDOM THOUGHTS
WHY IS IT? 5 (THE WORKPLACE)
LAST NIGHT… (HOW EMBARRASING!)
SCREW YOU SECRET SANTA LOVER!
DIETING!
CHIMPANZEE WITH DELUSION OF GODHOOD
HOW TO QUIT
HOW TO QUIT 2
HOW TO QUIT 3
HOW TO QUIT 4
REALLY, NO BOWL! (NOW THIS IS A REALITY SHOW!)
COURTESY CALL FROM DARC TOYS
MORAL OF CURIOSITY
WHY IS IT? 6
TACKLING BALL BUSTERS IN RETAIL CITY
NO HELP FOR YOU!
THE V-FILES 2: (THE ULTIMATE ENIGMA)
A FINAL MESSAGE
DARC-TIONARY

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09/23/2011

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