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Christmas Riddles

Christmas Riddles



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Christmas Riddles
Christmas Riddles

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Published by: api-3703100 on Oct 14, 2008
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A hot-air balloonist had drifted off course. He saw a man on the ground and yelled, \u201cExcuse me, can

you tell me where I am?\u201d
\u201cYes,\u201d the guy said. \u201cYou\u2019re in a balloon.\u201d
\u201cYou must work in IT,\u201d the balloonist said.
\u201cHow did you know?\u201d
\u201cWhat you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone.\u201d
\u201cAnd you must work in management,\u201d the man on the ground retorted.
\u201cYou don\u2019t know where you are or where you\u2019re going, but you expect me to help. And you\u2019re in the

same position you were in before we met, but now it\u2019s my fault.\u201d
"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."
Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is
not the only thing in life.
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough!
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to
build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three
oranges in the other hand,
what would you have?

A. Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find ! an elephant with one hand.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

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