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Urban Scavenger (Draft 1)

By Woo Pei Qi

Myeyepokesopen,mynosepricksNo,it’snot,thesmellofrotThebrainsplutters,themindjerksWhenitcatches,Iseeaword!

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,itspitsAwhiff,thentwo;IpeerupwardsIt’sagentleman;what’snew?Hisheelsclick,onthegravelgroundMyeyes,theyfollow,ashegoesThecup,ignored;Ishouldhaveknown.OnceuponadecadeagoMylife,wouldyoubelieveWasgreaterthan[t]his?Butwait,holdit…Thecardboardjabs–-‘kaynowit’sfine,I’vedonemybest.Ohyes!Iwasgold’sfoolMan,thosechequesandfrauds…Thenpoof,gotunderarrestThebalancedidtherest

Butthosewigswerelenient–LifewasafractionsparedYettheypoachedmywheels,MyroofandmyhoodAndI,inmycageCoulddosquatbutstarePlease,goodSir!Didyouhearthat?Ithinkthebelly’sunderattack!Lookhere,Imust’ve‘musedyouHownow,aboutabill?Don’tgo,please!Butyou’vealreadygoneLookslikeit’sthebintonightOk,that’sfine–IhavenotthestrengthToputupafight.

I’mthinking,maybeIshouldgobackinAwalletortwoYeah,Ithinkthat’lldo.Across,IseeAwalkingfurcoatYeah,she’dbefirstWhilstI’minthemoodIedgetothelane,ThelampmycrutchAsIstoopIhearahootApigsquealsAndthenIfly

Crack!

Withoutpause,Iknowit'sgoodnightAndgoodbye.

(261 words)