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J okes
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GOLF
Bar ely 20 minut es af t er t eeing of f , a woman came int o t he clubhouse, gr imacing in pain.
"What happened?" asked t he club pr o.
"I got st ung by a bee," she r eplied.
"Wher e?"
"Bet ween t he f ir st and second holes."
" Hmmm." t he pr o mur mur ed.
"Sounds like your st ance was a lit t le t oo wide."
THE DRUNK
A r at her dr unk man walks up t o t he bar and asks f or a pint .
"I ' m sor r y sir ," r eplies t he landlor d, "I ' m af r aid you have had enough."
"Fine," says t he dr unk and walks out of t he pub.
A f ew minut es lat er he comes back int o t he pub t hr ough a dif f er ent door , walks up t o t he bar
and or der s a pint .
"I ' m sor r y sir ," r eplies t he landlor d, "As I have alr eady said, you have had enough."
"Fine," says t he dr unk and walks out of t he pub. Again a f ew minut es lat er he comes back int o t he
pub t hr ough anot her door , walks up t o t he bar and or der s a pint .

"N ow look," says t he landlor d, "I ' ve t old you: you' r e dr unk: go home!! You\u2019r e not get t ing ser ved." "Okay, f air enough," r eplies t he dr unk and walks out . A f ew minut es lat er he comes back int o t he pub t hr ough yet anot her door . He walks up t o t he bar and st ops.

"I know you wont ser ve me but can you answer me one quest ion?" he asks.
"Sur e"
"Do you own all t he pubs in t his village?"
FLASHLI GHT
A man and a woman st ar t ed having sex in t he middle of a dar k f or est . Af t er 15 minut es of t his,
t he man f inally get s up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a f lashlight ".
The women says, "So do I , you' ve been eat ing gr ass f or t he past 10 minut es."
THE GRADUATE
A young man r epor t ed f or his f ir st day of wor k at a super mar ket .
The manager gr eet ed him wit h a war m handshake and a smile, gave him a br oom and said,
"Your f ir st j ob will be t o sweep out t he st or e."
"But I ' m a college gr aduat e," t he young man r eplied indignant ly.
"Oh, I ' m sor r y. I didn' t know t hat ," said t he manager .
"Her e, give me t he br oom - I ' ll show you how."

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