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\u201cUsing multimedia in the English classroom\u201d Handout 7: Movies
\u201cFour Candles\u201d ~ The Two Ronnies
Customer:
Four candles?
Shopkeeper:Four candles? (He gets four candles from a drawer.) There you are, four
candles.
Customer:
No, no fork handles.
Shopkeeper:Well there you are, four candles!
Customer:
No, fork handles \u2014 handles for forks.
Shopkeeper:Oh, fork handles. (He gets a garden fork handle from the back of the shop.)
Customer:
Got any plugs?
Shopkeeper:Plugs, What kind of plugs?
Customer:
Rubber one. Bathroom
Shopkeeper:(he gets a box of sink plugs) What size?
Customer:
Thirteen amp!
Shopkeeper:Oh, electric plugs! Electric bathroom plugs you call them.
Customer:
Saw tips.
Shopkeeper:Sore tips? What you want, ointment or something like that?
Customer:
No, tips to cover the saw.
Shopkeeper:Oh. No, we ain\u2019t got any.
customer:
Oh. Got any hoes?
Shopkeeper:Hoes? Yeah. (He gets a garden hoe from the garden department.)
Customer:
No \u2014 hose.
Shopkeeper:Oh, hose. I thought you meant hoes. (He gets a roll of garden hose.)
Customer:
No, hose.
Shopkeeper:Hose? What then? Oh! you mean pantie-hose?
Customer:
No, \u2018O\u2019s! \u2018O\u2019s! \u2018O\u2019s for the gate! \u2014 letter\u2019O\u2019s.
Shopkeeper:How many did you want?
Customer:
two.
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