\u201cUsing multimedia in the English classroom\u201d Handout 7: Movies
\u201cFour Candles\u201d ~ The Two Ronnies
Shopkeeper:Four candles? (He gets four candles from a drawer.) There you are, four
No, no fork handles.
Shopkeeper:Well there you are, four candles!
No, fork handles \u2014 handles for forks.
Shopkeeper:Oh, fork handles. (He gets a garden fork handle from the back of the shop.)
Got any plugs?
Shopkeeper:Plugs, What kind of plugs?
Rubber one. Bathroom
Shopkeeper:(he gets a box of sink plugs) What size?
Shopkeeper:Oh, electric plugs! Electric bathroom plugs you call them.
Shopkeeper:Sore tips? What you want, ointment or something like that?
No, tips to cover the saw.
Shopkeeper:Oh. No, we ain\u2019t got any.
Oh. Got any hoes?
Shopkeeper:Hoes? Yeah. (He gets a garden hoe from the garden department.)
No \u2014 hose.
Shopkeeper:Oh, hose. I thought you meant hoes. (He gets a roll of garden hose.)
Shopkeeper:Hose? What then? Oh! you mean pantie-hose?
No, \u2018O\u2019s! \u2018O\u2019s! \u2018O\u2019s for the gate! \u2014 letter\u2019O\u2019s.
Shopkeeper:How many did you want?