Dad is informed his poll scores are low, especially with 6-year-olds. Dad will have to adopt some key planks tokeep his position. Dad comments that some special interest groups are going to be in for a surprise.ch851203: There's a new girl in our class. Well! What's her name? Who knows? Is she nice? Who cares? Not me!Do you like her?? No!Hobbes asks Calvin about the new girl in school. Calvin doesn't know her name. Hobbes wonders if she's nice.Calvin doesn't care. Hobbes asks the big question of whether Calvin likes her, which gets an emphatic NO reply.ch851204: Here comes that new girl. Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar? Ihope you suffer a debilitating brain aneurysm, you freak! She's cute, isn't she?? Go away.Calvin sees the new girl coming and yells a question asking if that's Susie Derkins' face or if a possum is stuck inher collar. He then yells that she should have a debilitating brain aneurysm. Hobbes says she's cute, to whichCalvin wants Hobbes to go away.ch851205: Hi Calvin. Mind if I join you for lunch? Yes. I have soup today. What do you have? A squid eyeballsandwich. You do not! Don't be disgusting. I like to suck out the retinas. Miss Wormwood! Care for a bite? Orwere you leaving?Susie asks to join Calvin eating lunch. Calvin tells Susie he has a squid eyeball sandwich. Susie doesn't believehim and tells him not to be so disgusting. Calvin replies by indicating he likes to suck out the retinas. Susie callsfor Miss Wormwood, while Calvin asks whether she wants a bite of his sandwich or was just leaving.ch851206: You can't come up here, Susie! No girls allowed. What on earth makes you think I'd want to sit up in astupid tree in the first place?!? Leave it to a girl, to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.Calvin, up in a tree house, tells Susie she can't come up and that no girls are allowed. Susie wonders why hewould think she'd want to sit up in a tree anyway. Calvin thinks about that and decides she's taken all the fun outof sex discrimination.ch851207: Wheee! Houston, we have a negative on that orbit trajectory.Calvin is swinging and lets himself go. As he flies into the air, he realizes he has a problem. He calls Houston toreport a negative on that orbit trajectory.ch851208: Our hero, the valiant Spaceman Spiff, is marooned on a strange world ... I'll set my Mertilizer on "deepfat fry." Calvin! You're not paying attention! ... we join Spaceman Spiff on the distant planet Zorg ... Gronk!Argh! Trapped by a hideous Graknil, Spiff draws his trusty atomic napalm neutralizer! Chew electric deathsnarling cur! But the weapon is useless! Spiff is doomed!! Our hero makes a break and ducks into a nearby cave!Weeoo! What's that awful smell? Eep! Who was that? Beats me, Fred.Miss Wormwood calls to Calvin about not paying attention. Spaceman Spiff shoots the atomic napalm neutralizerat the snarling cur, but to no avail. Spiff runs off to a nearby cave, where he smells something awful. Suddenly, alight comes on, and Spiff finds himself in the midst of several monsters. Calvin runs out of the teachers lounge, asthey ask who that was.ch851209: Oh, Mary, you look ravishing in that skimpy negligee! Mmm ... darling, don't you wish we weremarried? But we are! ... or did you mean to each other? I've got to have you! Let's murder our spouses! Murder?!You sick animal! I love it when you talk that way! Come here! Sometimes I think I learn more when I stay homefrom school.Calvin is lying in bed with a thermometer in his mouth watching soap operas. He hears dialog about Mary'sskimpy negligee, about the couple being married (but to other people), and a plan to murder their spouses. Calvinthinks he learns more when he stays home from school.ch851210: Mom, can I set fire to my bed mattress? No, Calvin. Can I ride my tricycle on the roof? No, Calvin.Then can I have a cookie? No, Calvin. She's on to me.Calvin asks if he can set fire to his mattress. Mom replies no. He then asks if he can ride his tricycle on the roof.Mom replies no. Calvin then asks for a cookie. Again, Mom replies no. Calvin realizes she's onto him.
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