God’s Handbook For OperatingHuman Vehicles

A No Nonsense, No Strings Attached Approachto Universal Being

Congratulations on your embodiment in a human vehicle! This handbook will share some of thebasic guidelines for smooth operation of your vehicle and help you maximize your time in thebody and increase your personal satisfaction with your ongoing reality experience.No refunds.No exchanges.No upgrades.Remember: your

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experience in a human vehicle is limited to that body’s lifetime, sodon’t delay and make the most of your human experience today!INTRODUCTIONHey God! It’s God here, writing this from me to me, or me to you, or you to me, or you to you!Pronouns! Tricky little buggers, especially when we’re dealing with the genuine nature of reality. The point is, I’m you, and you’re me. That makes us one and the same. However,curiously, “we” seem to ﬁnd ourselves in different bodies, which is why you probably don’tremember writing yourself this handbook, seeing as how the body you’re using to read this isn’tthe body you used to write it.Confusing? Not in the least! That’s just how it works. One being, many, many bodies.So, if you’re reading this, you’ve probably got some insights into how this whole crazy realityworks, but you probably also still have some nagging questions, lingering doubts, and somesubtle, or not so subtle, points of confusion that could use a little clariﬁcation. And that’s exactlywhy you wrote this handbook: to help out other versions of yourself along in the exciting anddynamic journey of life!

Thus, you’ve put together this little guide. It’s just an operator’s handbook, so it won’t provideall the answers, and certainly won’t ever tell you what to do, because, hey, you’re God, and YOUCAN DO WHAT YOU WANT.However, it will lay out some of the basic functional parameters of your human vehicle for youalong with some points to keep in mind for how your vehicle functions in its ongoing task of navigating reality. It will also spell out some of the potential pitfalls that your ego might producefor you and how to deal with such issues when they arise.What you’ll find is that, when used properly, the human body is the #1 vehicle for enjoyingreality. It’s top-of-the-line, high luxury, and the latest and the greatest. 14 billion years in theevolutionary making, there’s currently no model upgrade available. Nope. There just ain’tnothing finer that a good old human body to enjoy the reality playground in, and this is aguidebook to help you enjoy it and make the most of the time you’ve got.REALITY CHECKYou might find yourself saying at this point, “Really? I’m God? And I can do

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I want?Really?”Yes! Really! But here’s the deal: Since you’re operating a human vehicle, this fact means thatthe “whatever I want” bit is limited to what is possible within the human form. Keep in mindthat the human form is informed by all of reality, so all the normal rules of reality apply equallyto the human vehicle. Just because you’re God doesn’t mean that you can violate the rules youyourself established in order for it to be possible for human vehicles to exist. It takes all the lawsof physics and the physical evolution of the universe up until this very moment right now inorder for you to be here and enjoy yourself from the perspective of your human vehicle. Thistends to be a tough sticking point for the human ego to accept, and this is due to the fact that thehuman ego has a very distorted idea of who and what God is and what God can do. Most egosare in serious need of continual reality checks! We’ll spend some time discussing the egoshortly, but first, an example.Most egos are afraid of dying. Because of this fear and anxiety, egos invest a great deal of energy into attempting to escape or avoid the physical death of the body. Indeed, even a cursoryglance at human-invented religions and spiritualities reveals that this is a fairly fundamentalissue for human egos as virtually all religions point to some kind of idea of personal immortality,transcendence from death, repeated reincarnations, resurrection, and all kinds of similar, yettotally fictitious notions.However, as God, you know full well this is all just silly ego games and projections. It’s only theego, the illusory sense of self, that wants to live forever with its identity intact. You know thatsuch an idea is as absurd as an actor insisting that character he’s playing in a movie “liveforever.”The truth is, YOU DON’T WANT individual bodies or identities to live forever as that wouldmake evolution impossible, and it’s evolution that produced the human vehicle in the first place.

Despite being God, you can’t just snap your fingers and make something from nothing. It takestime, transformation, and the inevitable impermanence of all physical forms in order for thehuman vehicle to evolve. Any identity and awareness associated with any particular humanvehicle is a temporary configuration of energy and there is no such thing as “personal”immortality. It’s only the ego that may want that. Since you set the whole thing in motion, youmade the rules according to what you want for yourself, and you can’t undo decisions thatyou’ve already made or undo energetic realities that are necessary for bodies to exist. So, in thatsense, what confused egos want is completely and totally irrelevant when it comes to makingauthentic choices in reality. Your ego can want personal immortality as much as it likes, but thatwon’t ever make it reality.Fortunately, you know better than that! You know that ideas of personal immortality areillusions, so you don’t waste your time trying to exert your will against an unsolvable problem orissue. You’re in the business of keeping it real!So, you accept the life that you find yourself in, and you exert your will to make the best of what’s presented to you, working realistically within the bounds of the greater reality that is alsoyou (not just your human vehicle). Attempting to violate reality is attempting to violateyourself, and that’s just something that can’t be done.To have the most satisfactory experience in your human vehicle, you’ll want to get clear onwhat’s realistic for that vehicle, and make your choices accordingly. To give another simpleexample, you may want to breathe under water like a fish, but no amount of saying, “I’m Godand I can do what I want” will make that so, unless you undertake the common-sense approachof getting some SCUBA gear or some other technological solution to the problem. Yes, you cando whatever you want, but only insofar as your choices coincide with what is real. Otherwise,you’re lost in illusion and fantasy. That’s fine for when you’re a child, but as an adult, you’llprobably find illusion and fantasy unsatisfying and endlessly frustrating, other than asentertainment (speaking of entertainment - aren’t TV and movies great? Humans are so clever!)In order to have a more realistic understanding of what possibilities present themselves to youthrough the medium of your human vehicle, let’s get to know this top-of-the-line model a littlebetter!We still haven’t discussed the ego, but for now, let’s just start off by acknowledging that thehuman ego is profoundly confused and there’s no doubt whatsoever that you’ve been exposed tomassive amounts of its confusion, both internally in your own private mind and externallythrough the constant barrages of nonsense from other egos in other human bodies. Before weturn to the amusing antics of the ego, let’s get another reality check out of the way.REALITY CHECKThe human vehicle is the most sophisticated vehicle that has yet evolved here on beautiful planetEarth. This is not a value judgement, an opinion, or a statement of human hubris. It is simplyreality. As a vehicle for YOUR expression, nothing beats a human vehicle! Now, many humanegos want to pretend that humans are low, debased, sinful, ignorant, etc. etc. etc., but really, these