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Programming Facts

Programming Facts

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"there are two ways to write error-free programs. only the third one
works."
-anon.

"the best book on programming for the layman is alice in wonderland;
but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman."
-anon.

"real programmers don't write in pl/i. pl/i is for programmers who
can't decide whether to write in cobol or fortran."
-anon.

"real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. if any real programmers are
around at 9am it's because they were up all night."
-anon.

"real programmers don't comment their code. if it was hard to

write,
it should be hard to understand."
-anon.

"java keeps your hand tied. vc++ gives you enough rope to hang
yourself."
-anon.

"optimization hinders evolution."
-anon.
"old programmers never die. they just can't c as well."
-anon.
"old programmers never die. they just branch out to a new address."
-anon.
"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."
-anon.
"a program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into

error
messages."
-anon.

"why doesn't dos ever say 'excellent command or filename!'"
-anon.
"warning: keyboard not attached. press f10 to continue."
-anon.
"the world will end in 5 minutes. please log out..."
-anon.
"smash forehead on keyboard to continue."
-anon.

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