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Programming Facts

Programming Facts

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"there are two ways to write error-free programs. only the third one

"the best book on programming for the layman is alice in wonderland;
but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman."

"real programmers don't write in pl/i. pl/i is for programmers who
can't decide whether to write in cobol or fortran."

"real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. if any real programmers are
around at 9am it's because they were up all night."

"real programmers don't comment their code. if it was hard to

it should be hard to understand."

"java keeps your hand tied. vc++ gives you enough rope to hang

"optimization hinders evolution."
"old programmers never die. they just can't c as well."
"old programmers never die. they just branch out to a new address."
"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."
"a program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into


"why doesn't dos ever say 'excellent command or filename!'"
"warning: keyboard not attached. press f10 to continue."
"the world will end in 5 minutes. please log out..."
"smash forehead on keyboard to continue."

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