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A number of primary schools were doing a project on \u2018The Sea\u2019. Children were asked to
draw pictures, or write about their experiences.

Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together some of the comments that were funny, and some that were sad. Here are some of them. The children were all aged between 5 and 8 years old.

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, aged 6)
Whales are animals, not fish. If they don\u2019t get air they can drown, like my brother did

last summer. (David, aged 7)
Oysters balls are called pearls (James, aged 6)
I don\u2019t like the sea. It makes me sick on the ferry (Peter, aged 6)
My goldfish died. Why? (Katie, aged 5)
If you are surrounded by the sea you are an island. If you don\u2019t have the sea all round

you, you are in continent. (Wayne, aged 7)
I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She\u2019s

not my friend any more. (Kylie, aged 6)
A dolphin breathes through an arsehole on top of its head. (Billy, aged 8)
My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie, aged 6)
When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes,

when the wind didn\u2019t blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother
said they would be better off eating beans. (William, aged 7)
I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get
pregnant? (Helen, aged 6)

I\u2019m not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can\u2019t think what to write. (Amy, aged 6)

Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They
have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into
chargers. (Christopher, aged 7)

My mum has fishnets, but doesn\u2019t catch any fish. (Laura, aged 5)
When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin,
aged 6)

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