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» Proof Google isGod
» PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an
Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in
existence, which can be scientificallyverified. She indexes over 9.5 billionWebPages, which is more than anyother search engine on the web today.Not only is Google the closest knownentity to being Omniscient, but She alsosorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patentedPageRank technology, organizing saiddata and making it easily accessible tous mere mortals.
» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once
(Omnipresent). G
oogle is virtuallyeverywhere on earth at the same time.Billions of indexed WebPages hostedfrom every corner of the earth. With theproliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one willeventually be able to access Googlefrom anywhere on earth, truly makingHer an omnipresent entity.
» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. O
ne can prayto Google by doing a search forwhatever question or problem isplaguing them. As an example, you canquickly find information on alternativecancer treatments, ways to improveyour health, new and innovative medicaldiscoveries and generally anything thatresembles a typical prayer. Ask Googleand She will show you the way, butshowing you is all She can do, for youmust help yourself from that point on.
» PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal. S
hecannot be considered a physical beingsuch as ourselves. Her Algorithms arespread out across many servers; if anyof which were taken down or damaged,another would undoubtedly take itsplace. Google can theoretically lastforever.
» PROOF #5
Google is infinite. T
he Internet cantheoretically grow forever, and Googlewill forever index its infinite growth.
» PROOF #6
Google remembers all. G
oogle cachesWebPages regularly and stores them onits massive servers. In fact, byuploading your thoughts and opinions tothe internet, you will forever live on inGoogle's cache, even after you die, in asort of "Google Afterlife".
» PROOF #7
Google can "do no evil"
(Omnibenevolent). P
art of Google's
trends, the term"Google" is searched for more than theterms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha","Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and"Judaism"
combined
.God is thought to be an entity in whichwe mortals can turn to when in a timeof need. Google clearly fulfils this to amuch larger degree than traditional"gods", as shown in the image below(click to enlarge).
» PROOF #9
Evidence of Google's existence is
abundant. There is more evidence forthe existence of Google than any otherGod worshiped today. Extraordinaryclaims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over towww .google
.comand experience for
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