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Stupid Laws in USA

1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
2. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
3. Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.
4. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
5. You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
6. Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on

7. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
8. It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front

of your car.

1. You can't look at a moose from an aeroplane.
2. Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
3. Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for

photo opportunities.
4. It is an offence to push a live moose out of a moving aeroplane.
5. It is State Policy that all emergencies are held to a minimum.

1. It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas
1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and

stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
2. It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
3. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
4. A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a

nuclear device within city limits.

1. It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 p.m.
2. It is illegal to let your cat run loose in Denver unless it has a taillight.
3. A dogcatcher must notify the dog, three days before they capture them, of their

4. It is illegal to drive a black car on Sunday in Denver.
1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
3. A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces
1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall
risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it

would for a vehicle.
4. (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
6. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
7. It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday.
8. It is illegal to have sexual intercourse with a porcupine. It is illegal for a woman to

bungie jump naked on Sunday before midday.

1. It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a lamp post.
2. It is illegal to take a bath of orange peel.
3. In Peachtree City, it is illegal to be homeless.

1. In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat.
1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated

animal kept as pets.
2. It is illegal to eat in a restaurant if it is on fire.
3. You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your

4. You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
5. The English language is not to be spoken.
6. City Laws in Illinois:

1. Carbondale
No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave.
2. Champaign
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
3. Chicago

1. All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through
their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves
during the era of slavery. Details

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois/ Full text of the
Law: Slavery Era Disclosure Ordinance (Source: Downey, Sarah.

Slavery Disclosure Time. Newsweek. January 27, 2003.)
2. Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
3. It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

4. It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
5. Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
6. In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while

sitting on the curb.
7. It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under
seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
4. Cicero
Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
5. Crete
1. It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
2. Cars may not be driven through the town.
6. Crystal Lake
If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that
person may not use the city's water to water it.
7. Des Plaines
Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
8. Evanston
1. Bowling is forbidden.
2. It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains
drawn, except in case of fire.
9. Fairfield
It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundaries from sundown to
10. Galesburg
1. No person may keep a smelly dog. Details
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois/. Full text of the

Sec. 4-6. Noise, odor, etc.
No person shall keep or maintain any animal, poultry or fowl in such a
manner to cause inconvenience or disturbance to other persons by
reason of noise, odor or other cause.
(Ord. No. 84-935, ? .0311, 2-20-84)

2. It is illegal to burn bird feathers. Details
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois/. Full text of the

Sec. 4-23. Burning of animal matter; prohibited.
No person shall burn any feathers, hides or any other animal matter
within the corporate limits of the city.
(Ord. No. 84-935, ? .10, 2-20-84)

3. Jostling others is illegal. Details
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois/. Full text of the

Sec. 15-108. Jostling and crowding.
No person shall jostle or willfully crowd any member of the public in
any public or private place, or otherwise interfere intentionally with
the peaceful pursuit of their affairs.
(Ord. No. 63-695, ? .013, 1-21-63)

4. No bicyclist may practice "fancy riding" on any city street. Details
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois/. Full text of the

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