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Fail Whale

Fail Whale

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Published by: Brenton Magnus Johanne Clutterbuck on Oct 25, 2011
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The Fail Whale Apocalypse  And Other Stories
 
 
1
 INTRODUCTION ______________________________________________ 2
 
 Parents of the Year _____________________________________________ 3
 
Sesame Street__________________________________________________ 4
 
 A Nice Night for a Stroll _________________________________________ 8
 
 Ideas Storming the Gates________________________________________ 10
 
 New Riff ____________________________________________________ 13
 
Charon to Pluto_______________________________________________ 17 
 
The Pathetic Life of Oxo Marx ___________________________________ 18
 
 Elegy for an assassinated disney character__________________________ 22
 
The Fail Whale Apocalypse______________________________________ 24
 
 Rules for Life_________________________________________________ 31
 
The Bastards Let Me Go Today___________________________________ 35
 
Six Chickens and One Blind Dog _________________________________ 37 
 
 I could smell you a block away ___________________________________ 38
 
The Parable of Dog ____________________________________________ 39
 
 Long Ago____________________________________________________ 40
 
 Koans of the Foolish Master _____________________________________ 41
 
 Arête _______________________________________________________ 45
 
Statues and Cliffsides __________________________________________ 48
 
 Advice to a returning Veteran ____________________________________ 59
 
Gorillas in the Midst ___________________________________________ 60
 
 No Such Thing _______________________________________________ 63
 
 He had no Memory ____________________________________________ 65
 
 Rebar Man___________________________________________________ 67 
 
Stories for the Soul Eater _______________________________________ 69
 
 Mr Mendlehorn’s Tea __________________________________________ 72
 
The Parable of Rabbits and Foxes_________________________________ 77 
 
 BIOGRAPHIES ______________________________________________ 78
 
 
 
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INTRODUCTION
 
By Placid Dingo
In 2008, the Principia Discordia forum created an exciting little conceptand named it Intermittens. Intermittens is a collaborative project, a monthly(or so) webzine with a different creative team behind each issue. To edit anedition all you had to do was raise your hand and say 'me, me!' Content,images, layout; everything was provided by an amateur team of creativepassionate individuals.Potential was seen for bigger things though. More than a regularmagazine, Intermittens was seen as an open source publishing house, capableof a wide variety of projects.This file you now possess is the first of these works. It features 25 worksfrom the creative minds busy making madness at
http://Principia Discordia.com
. Some have a Discordian bent, somedon't. They range from the small to the large, the vulgar to the elegant, thefunny to the touching.All works are used with permission and published under the author'sscreen name. For reprinting rights, you can contact the author via the forumsat www.Principiadiscordia.com or intermittens@gmail.com.Please enjoy.
Edited by Placid DingoFormatting by CramulusCover by Popjellyfish

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