hkadman

You got a fine sense of humor. I was a bit low this morning I'm fine now, thanks to your humor.

Amber

this version is new because the original version didn't have so much on it. over time people posted similar things and i finally put it in the main document.

Erica

I never said I had a great sense of humor!

Erica

It's rare that my own comments make ME laugh, so I'm reposting: Bad guys have horrible aim, unless of course you are Superman, then they have great aim. Unless there's kryptonite around, then they have bad aim again.

Amber

Posted by Bill Kruger, (not registered) Ever notice, on any cop show, the cops always have to chamber a round, making that loud sound. Oh so dramatic. Its like all cops walk around without a bullet in the chamber, just waiting for something to happen so they can make that noise and impress everyone.

Amber

Posted by Dano, (not registered) Actually, multiple attackers do tend to attack more or less one at a time- it can be very difficult for several people to attack one man all at the same time, unless he isn't moving. According to some sources (how reliable they are I do not know) many of Caesar's attackers ended up accidentally stabbing each other. True or not, it illustrates the point well.

Amber

Posted by Juliet, (not registered) Heh... the one about needing to turn the steering wheel isn't quite as unrealistic though... Unless your car has perfect alignment, which mine never seem to, such adjustments are usually necessary.

Amber

Posted by Anonymous "If someone says, “I’ll be right back,” they won’t." - Unless that someone is Arnold S.

Amber

Posted by Anonymous this is great

Amber

Posted by bailarina hahhaa it's so true, gotta love Hollywood! =)