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Eminem

Eminem

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Encore,The Eminem Show,
Encore,The Eminem Show,

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lyrics: eminem - ass like that lyrics
album: encore

ass like that lyrics by eminem.
chorus]
the way you shake it, i can't believe it
i ain't never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing

i don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
i ain't never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing

the way she moves she's like a belly dancer
she's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, i
think someones at the door
but i don't think i'm gonna answer
police saying "freeze"
doing, doing, doing
what do you mean freeze?
please, i'm a human being, i have needs
i'm not done, not till i'm finish peeing
i am not resisting arrest, i am agreeing mr. officer
i'm already on my knees
i can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
and do not treat me like a murderer, i just like to pee, pee, pee
yes, i make r&b, i sing song it go
ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
psych, i joke, i joke, i kidd, i kidd
if i offend i'm sorry, please, please forgive
for i am triumph, the puppet dog, i am a mere puppet
i can get away with anything i sing, you will love it

[chorus]

jessica simpson, looks oh so temptin'
nick i ain't never seen an ass like that
everytime i see that show on mtv my pee pee goes
doing, doing, doing

mary-kate and ashley used to be so wholesome
now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
i go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
police saying "freeze"
doing doing doing
what do you mean freeze?
geez, i just got my seat
[ ass like that lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
i have ticket, look, i put away my zip-reciept
please do not remove me from this movie theater please

i did not even get to see mary-kate shower scene
i didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
and don't treat me like i'm pee wee herman, this movies pg
mr. officer, i demand to see my attorney
i will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

free, yes, free, right back on the streets
what you mean my lawyer's with michael, he's too busy?
i am triumph, britney spears has shoulders like a man
and i can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[chorus]

hilary duff is not quite old enough so
i ain't never seen a butt like that
maybe next year i'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing

the way she moves she dances like a go-go
in that video she sings get out your poles, so
i need a new boyfriend, hi my name is jojo
police saying "freeze"
doing, doing, doing
what do you mean freeze?
my computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
i just baked cookies mr. officer, looky, take a whiff of these
here, i make jesus juice, take a sip of this
nobody is safe from me, no not even me
i don't even know if i can say the word pee pee, pee
on the radio, but i think i did
janet, is that a breast, i think i just saw a tit
psych, i joke, i joke, i kidd, i kidd
i don't think my joke is working, i must flee quick
get to the chopper, everybody get out
i am not triumph, i am arnold, get down

[chorus]

so gwen stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
i ain't never seen an ass like that
cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing

fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
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lyrics: eminem - bad influence lyrics
album: various songs / unsorted

bad influence lyrics by eminem.
{just pull the plug!}
people say that i'm a bad influence
i say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin to it
they say i'm suicidal
teenagers' newest idol
c'mon do as i do
go ahead get mad and do it
(repeat all 2x)
[eminem]
hand me an .8
beam me up and land me in space
i'ma sit on top of the world {i'm here}

and shit on brandy and mase
i'm more than ill
scarier than a white journalist in a room with lauryn hill {ahhh}
human horror film
but with a lot funnier plot
and people goin' feel me cuz i'ma still be
the mad rapper whether i got money or not {yup}
as long as i'm on pills, and i got plenty of pot
i'll be in a canoe paddlin' makin' fun of your yacht
but i would like an award
for the best rapper to get one mic in the source
and a wardrobe i can afford
otherwise i might get sent up back-strike in a ford
and you wonder what the fuck i need more vicadin for
everybody's pissin' me off; even a no limit tank looks like
a middle finger sideways flippin' me off
no shit i'm a grave danger to my health
why else would i kill you and jump in a grave and bury myself
{just pull the plug!}
people say that i'm a bad influence
i say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin' to it
they say i'm suicidal
teenagers' newest idol
c'mon do as i do
go ahead get mad and do it
{just let it go!}
(repeat all 2x)
[eminem]
i'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrolling corners
looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
i'm meaner in action than rosco beating james tar senior
across the back with vacuum cleaner attachments {ouch ouch}
[ bad influence lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
i grew up in the wild hood, as a hazardous youth
with a fucked up childhood, that i used as an excuse
and ain't shit changed, i kept the same mindstate
since the third time that i failed 9th grade
you probably think that i'm a negative person
don't be so sure of it
i don't promote violence, i just encourage it {c'mon}
i laugh at the sight of death
as i fall down a cement flight of steps (ahhhh)
and land inside a bed of spider webs
so throw caution to the wind, you and a friend
can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
shit, why not? blow your brain out
i'm blowing mine out
fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now
{just let it go}
people say that i'm a bad influence
i say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin' to it
they say i'm suicidal
teenagers' newest idol
c'mon do as i do
go ahead get mad and do it
{just pull the plug!}
(repeat all 2x)
[eminem]

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