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Pr oblems

The boss of a big company needs t o call one of his employees about an ur gent pr oblem wit h t he main comput er . He dials t he employee' s home phone number and is gr eet ed wit h a child' s whisper ed, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at t he inconvenience of having t o t alk t o a youngst er , t he
boss asks,
"I s your daddy home?" "Yes," whisper s t he small voice.
"May I speak t o him?\u201d
"No." The small voice r eplies.
W ant ing t o t alk wit h an adult , t he boss asks,
" I s your mommy t her e?"
"Yes," comes t he answer .
"May I talk with her?"
\u201cNo,\u201d The small voice whisper s.
Thinking t hat it would be unlikely f or a child t o be lef t at home alone, t he
boss decides he will j ust leave a message wit h t he child minder .
"I s anyone t her e besides you?" t he boss asks t he child.
"Yes" whisper s t he child, "A policeman."
W onder ing what a cop would be doing at his employee' s home, t he boss
asks,
"May I speak wit h t he policeman?"
"No, he' s busy," The child, whisper s

"Busy doing what ?" asks t he boss.
"Talking t o mommy, daddy and t he f ir eman," came t he whisper ed answer .
Gr owing concer ned and even wor r ied as he hear d what sounded like a

helicopt er t hr ough t he ear piece on t he phone t he boss asks, "W hat is
t hat noise?"
"A hello-copper ," answer ed t he whisper ing voice.
"W hat \u2019s going on?" asks t he boss, now alar med.
The child answer s, "The sear ch t eam j ust landed t he hello-copper ."

Alar med, concer ned and mor e t han j ust a lit t le f r ust r at ed t he boss asks, "What ar e t hey sear ching f or ?" St ill whisper ing, t he young voice r eplies along wit h a muf f led giggle: "Me!\u201d

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