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Jokes Business

Jokes Business

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J okes
The Business !
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J okes
The Business select ion
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The Business !
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J okes
The Business !
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Air sick. . .
A lit t le guy get s on a plane and sit s nex t t o t he window.
A f ew minut es lat er , a big, heavy, st r ong mean looking, hulking guy plops down in t he seat nex t t o
him and immediat ely f alls asleep.

The lit t le guy st ar t s t o f eel a lit t le air sick, but he' s af r aid t o wake t he big guy up t o ask if he can go t o t he bat hr oom. He knows he can' t climb over him, and so t he lit t le guy is sit t ing t her e, looking at t he big guy, t r ying t o decide what t o do.

Suddenly, t he plane hit s an air pocket and an uncont r ollable wave of nausea passes t hr ough t he
lit t le guy. He can' t hold it in any longer and he pukes all over t he big guy' s chest .
About f ive minut es lat er t he big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees t he vomit all over him.
"So," says t he lit t le guy, "ar e you f eeling bet t er now?"
Paper Shredder
The new employee st ood bef or e t he paper shr edder looking conf used.
"Need some help?" a secr et ar y asked.
"Yes," he r eplied. "How does t his t hing wor k?"
"Simple," she said, t aking t he f at r epor t f r om his hand and f eeding it int o t he shr edder .
"Thanks, but wher e do t he copies come out ?"
Gr eat Things To Say I f You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10. "They t old me at t he blood bank t his might happen."
9. "This is j ust a 15 minut e power - nap like t hey r aved about in t hat t ime management cour se you
sent me t o."
8. "W hew! Guess I lef t t he t op of f t he Tipp-Ex . You pr obably got her e j ust in t ime!"
7. "I wasn' t sleeping! I was medit at ing on t he mission st at ement and envisioning a new par adigm."
6. "I was t est ing my keyboar d f or dr ool r esist ance."
5. "I was doing a highly specif ic Yoga exer cise t o r elieve wor k-r elat ed st r ess. Ar e you
discr iminat or y t owar d people who pr act ice Yoga?"
4. "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost f igured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The cof f ee machine is br oken..."
2. " Someone must ' ve put decaf in t he wr ong pot ..."
1. " ... Amen."

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