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Q : What do you call a blonde wit h half a br ain?
A: Gif t ed!
Q: How do blonde br ain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde wit h 2 br ain cells?
A : Pr egnant .
Q : What do you call it when a blonde dies t heir hair br unet t e?
A: Ar t if icial int elligence.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because t hey can' t even keep t wo calves t oget her !
Q: What did t he blonde' s r ight leg say t o t he lef t leg?
A: Not hing. They' ve never met .
Q : Why do blondes wash t heir hair in t he sink?
A: Because, t hat ' s wher e you' r e supposed t o wash veget ables!
Q : Why didn' t t he blonde want a window seat on t he plane?
A: She'd just blow-dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q : Why do blondes wear t heir hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An I N-body exper ience!
Q : How do you make a blonde' s eyes light up?
A: Shine a f lashlight in t heir ear .
Q : How do you get a blondes eyes t o t winkle?
A: Shine a t or ch in her ear s.
Q : Why shouldn\u2019t blondes be given cof f ee br eaks?
A: I t t akes t oo long t o r et r ain t hem.
Q : W hat ' s t he dif f er ence bet ween a blonde and a comput er ?
A: You only have t o punch inf or mat ion int o a comput er once.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do blondes pier ce t heir ear s?
A: They put t acks in t heir shoulder pads.

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