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Jokes Golf

Jokes Golf

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Old guys
Four old guys ar e st anding in t he pr o shop discussing t heir games.
Fir st one says, \u2018I had 10 r ider s t oday. How many did you have?\u2019
\u2018I only had 5 r ider s\u2019, t he second r eplies.
The pr o over hear ing t his conver sat ion want ed t o know what t hey wher e t alking about .
Having wor ked in t he game f or year s never he had never hear d t he t er m \u2018r ider \u2019.
What t he heck is a r ider ? He asked a f r iend.
\u2018A r ider is when t hey hit t he ball f ar enough t hat t hey have t o get in t heir car t and r ide
over t o it \u2019.
T eamwor k
A Husband and wif e wer e playing a game of mix ed f our somes.
He hit a gr eat dr ive down t he middle - she sliced t he second shot int o a copse of t r ees.
Unf azed he played a br illiant r ecover y shot , which went ont o t he gr een a met r e f r om
t he pin.
She poked at t he put t and sent it f ive met r es beyond t he pin.
He lined up t he long put t and sank it . To his wif e he said,
"We' ll have t o do bet t er . That was a bogey f ive."
" Don' t blame me," she snapped, " I only t ook t wo of t hem."
Put t i ng
Geor ge was not having a good day on t he golf cour se. Af t er he missed a t welve- inch put t ,
his par t ner asked him what t he pr oblem was.
"I t ' s t he wif e,\u201d said Geor ge. " As you know, she' s t aken up golf , and since she' s been
playing, she' s cut my sex down t o once a week".
"Well you should t hink your self lucky" said his par t ner .
"She' s cut some of us out alt oget her!"
Bad golf
What ' s t he dif f er ence bet ween a bad golf er and a bad skydiver ?
A bad golf er goes, W HACK! "Damn."
A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

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