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Riddles

Riddles

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When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing? AriddleWhat belongs to you, but others use it more than you do? Your nameA 30 year old man married a 25 year old woman. She died at age 50 and her husband was so devastated that hecried for years. Ten years after he stopped crying, he died. If he had lived to be 80, how many years was he awidower? He was a widower for 25 years.A man's body is found 250 feet below sea level, yet the cause of his death is not drowning. How and where did thisman die? The man died of heat exhaustion in Death Valley.Forward I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I?? A ton.I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround everyplace. What am I? The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placeThink of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the Englishlanguage. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listenedcarefully, I have already told you what it is? It states, "There are only three words in
the English language
. What isthe third word?" The third word of that phrase is of course "language." Don't get angry at me, I didn't make it up :)The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't knowthey are. What is it? A coffin.What English word has three consecutive double letters? Bookkeeper. An alternate, tricky, answer could beWoollen (where W is a "double u")What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it? CharcoalI know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be? FewEach morning I appearTo lie at your feet,All day I will followNo matter how fast you run,Yet I nearly perishIn the midday sun.
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shadowMy life can be measured in hours,I serve by being devoured.Thin, I am quickFat, I am slowWind is my foe.
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candleYou heard me before,Yet you hear me again,Then I die,'Till you call me again.
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an echo
 
Two in a corner,1 in a room,0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?
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the letter RI'm full of holes, yet I'm full of water. What am I?
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a spongeIt's red, blue, purple and green, no one can reach it, not even the queen. What is it?
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a rainbowWhat question can you never honestly answer yes to? Are you asleep? (or dead)What has a neck and no head, two arms but no hands?
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a shirt (or sweater, jacket etc)The more you take, the more you leave behind.
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footstepsA woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minuteslater they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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She took a photo of him and developed it in thedark room.Remove six letters from this sequence to reveal a familiar English word. BSAINXLEATNTEARS
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BANANA(Removed SIX LETTERS)If you drop me I'm sure to crack but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
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a mirrorCan you spell eighty in two letters?A-T.Did you hear the story about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks.How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror.How can you make seven even?Take away the letter S.How can you name the capital of every U.S. state in two seconds?Washington, D.C.How do you file a nail?Under the letter N.How do you make a lemon drop?Hold it and then let go.How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"How does a broom act?With sweeping gestures.How does a fireplace feel?Grate! (Great!)On what nuts can pictures hang?
 
Walnuts.What are southern fathers called?Southpaws.What birds are always unhappy?Bluebirds.What can you hold without touching it?A conversation.What cat lives in the ocean?An octopus.What did Napoleon become after his 39th year?40 years old.What did one broom say to the other broom?"Have you heard the latest dirt?"What did Tennessee?He saw what Arkansas.What did the big watch hand say to the small hand?"Got a minute?"What did the chicks say to the miser?"Cheap! Cheap!"What did the electric plug say to the wall?"Socket to me!"What did the girl watch say to the boy watch?"Keep your hands to yourself"What do you call a greasy chicken?A slick chick.What do you draw without a pencil or paper?A window shade.What do you get if you cross a cat with a laughing hyena?A giggle puss.What do you get if you feed a lemon to your cat?A sourpuss.What fish is a bargain?A sailfish (sale fish).What fly has laryngitis?A horsefly (hoarse fly).What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.What gets around everywhere?Belts.

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