YOU areWRONG.LENIN isRIGHT.
Anarchists and assorted other liberals should just give up andgo back to their BOURGEOISmansions, it was pronouncedtoday.
99% AGREE WITH PARTY PLACARDS
A PLACARD designed by a branch organizer using a slogan ratified by the slogan committeeproved that EVERYONE in the occupy movement agreed with the sentiment that 'Workers andoccupiers should unite and strike!' after it was spotted in the background of a photo of a meetingat Occupy LSX. The telegraph picked up on the picture and immediately confirmed what we hadbeen saying. The people want guidance by a true revolutionary line. This proves that the officiallysanctioned party line is both popular and NECESSARY amongst the working class. This comesafter membership increased tenfold when revolutionary mathematicians began to include mailinglists of national charities in their calculations.LENIN was once again proved right todayby the work of central committee, asanarchists and autonomists- those so-called-leftist movements that refuse anyform of organization, were found to bemade up of bourgeois students andnothing else. Indonesia Breville, writer and loyal party member said; “I alwaysknew Lenin was right. As the great manhimself once said, “communism”. I thinkthat's all that needs saying”.
JARROW MARCHER TRAPPED ONCENTRAL RESERVATION FOR 3DAYS
A lone Jarrow Marcher which had been separatedfrom its herd during migration became trapped on acentral reservation near Leicester for three days. Themarchers, a subspecies of Socialist Party member,had set off from their summer feeding grounds in thenorth following a cold snap in early October, whenthe central committee of the herd instinctively movedit south towards more pleasant climates. Themarcher was returned to the herd after DEFRAintervened with tranquilizers and a big net, it wasbelieved to have survived on flies caught in its beard.