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Managment Lessons

Managment Lessons

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Management Lessons - 1
Sure,
why not

Can I also sit
like you and
do nothing
all day long?

To be sitting and doing nothing,
you must be sitting very, very high up...
Management Lessons - 2

I would love
to be able to
get to the top
of that tree.
But I haven\u2019t
got the energy

Well, why don\u2019t you
nibble on some
of my droppings.
They are packed
with nutrients.

The turkey pecked
at a lump of dung
and found that it
actually gave him
enough strength to
reach the first
branch of the tree.
The next day, after
eating some more dung,
he reached the second
branch. Finally after a
fortnight, there he was
proudly perched at the
top of the tree. Soon he
was promptly spotted
by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the
tree!

Bullshit might get you to the top,
but it won\u2019t keep you there...
Management Lessons - 3

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The brain
said, \u201cI should be BOSS because I control the whole body\u2019s responses and
functions\u201d. The feet said, \u201cWe should be the BOSS as we carry the brain about
and get him to where he wants to go\u201d. The hand said, \u201cWe should be the BOSS
because we do all the work and earn all the money\u201d. And so it went on and on
with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the
parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the BOSS. So the asshole went
on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes
became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet witched, the heart and the lungs
began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the
asshole should be the BOSS, so the motion was passed. All the other parts
did all the work while the BOSS just sat and passed out the shit!

You don\u2019t need brains to be a BOSS-
any asshole will do...

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