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Editor in Chief: Damon Surgenor

November 4, 2011 Page 1 of 1

Art and Attire Edition


PM Stephen Harper explains the importance of...
pyramids, accumulating inheritances, the absolute necessity of privatizing everything, expanding corporate MBA programs in Canadian Universities, and multi million dollar salaries for the bank CEOs of Canada's 'Big Five'

...to Dalhousie Engineering students in an obliviously arrogant tone

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Industry Slang of the Week:
"Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle"
Editors note: Industry Slang of the Week is humour based on popular expressions around Sexton Campus..

Sexton Events:
Friday, November 4th Trivia at the T-Room Comic By: Jeremy Lai (4th Year Electrical Engineering)

Sextant Book of the Week


Book: Every single book on Yann Martel's 'What is Stephen Harper reading?' list. Author: Various authors from throughout Canada and the World. Sexton's Damon, Brian and Navin sport their respective Derbyshire Gritstone, Whiteface Dartmoor and South Wales Mountain sheep costumes for Halloween. Very convincing attire boys! Halifax's Best Trivia! Comic By: Anonymous (Social Stratification Engineering) Tuesday, November 1st to 30th Movember kicks off... in a big way!

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The Sextant is published by the Dalhousie Sextant Publishing Society and aims to represent all of the students studying and living on Sexton Campus. If you have any concerns about the paper, please email sextant@dal.ca and we'll arrange to meet and discuss them. Editor-In-Chief: Damon Surgenor Assistant Editors: Brian Roy, Navin Chari Treasurer: Sebastian Manchester

DSEUS President Ian Bailey and various engineering professors receive significant pieing on Halloween. Proceeds are going to Movember and prostate cancer awareness. Thanks to all those who volunteered! Editors Note: Please take the satire in this issue of The Sextant for what it is... 'a good laugh', complaints can be sent to stephen.harper@parl.gc.ca.

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