INT. BAR - NIGHTWINGMAN(motioning to ZOE)Dude, I got your back, go for it.TOMAS awkwardly walks up to super hot Zoe. ZOE slightlyglances at him but pretends like she didn’t hear anything.TOMAS(clears throat)Hello there!ZOE turns around to look at him. TOMAS gasps at her beauty.TOMAS (CONT’D)Oh, your ears! They remind me of apuppy that I once had that is nowdead.ZOE looks appalled and confused.TOMAS (CONT’D)(realizing what he’ssaying)I mean, before he was dead. Youhave beautiful ears like a livingdog. That’s alive.As TOMAS is saying this, ZOE turns back around, TOMAS trailsoff, and BARMAN nudges a bowl of DORITOS toward TOMAS. TOMAS,struggling with conversation, grabs a DORITO. A loud CRUNCHis heard, and ZOE turns back around and sees an extremelyconfident looking version of TOMAS.TOMAS (CONT’D)(perfect British)You’re ravishing.ZOENo hablo ingles...TOMAS eats another chip.TOMAS(Spanish)Tu eres bonita.ZOE is impressed and reaches for a chip. All of the followinglines are in different languages.ZOEYou are a man of many tongues.