Life in 140 Characters or Less
Erik HaneCasanovahotman38: Just woke up. Computer was slow turning on, almost jumped out window. Big date
toniiiiight! Gotta get ready, but I‟m always ready lol.
Casanovehotman38: Microwaving bagel for 37 seconds, lol.Casanovahotman38: 16 more seconds, lol.Casanovahotman38: Bigger babe magnet: white shirt with orange stain, or orange shirt with white
stain???? Lookin‟ real hotttt right now.
Casanovahotman38: Where are my goddamn socks!?!?!?!?!?! Lol.Casanovahotman38: Awful smell! Gonna avoid asparagus from now on, feel me?Casanovahotman38: I feel me. Every morning.Casanovahotman38: Hot out heeeere!!! This is why I never go outside.Casanovahotman38: Back inside, forgot pants, lol.
Casanovahotman38: Birds tweeting… Almost like they do it because they like the s
ound of their ownvoice. Haha stupid animals.
Casanovahotman38: …………………………..oh wow! Typing without even realizing it, lol.
Casanovahotman38: Waiting for the bus, gonna hit the mall and find some arousing cologne.Casanovahotman38: Aroused just thinking about it, lol.Casanovahotman38: Tripped getting on bus. Almost like you need to look up from your computer oncein a while to live in this world, lol.
Casanovahotman38: That‟s funny Mr. Bus Driver, I think you are a jackass too, lol.
an38: Riding on bus… must… find… entertainment………
Casanovahotman38: Startled for a second, forgot what the human voice sounded like.Casanovahotman38: Walked into a woman getting off bus, spilled her coffee on my neck kindabuuuuUUURRRRNNNNSSSS!!!!!Casanovahotman38: Babes love scars.Casanovahotman38: Teenagers outside malls need to get lives, or a hobby, or something. They are soself-absorbed, you know????Casanovahotman38: At a department store. Finding cologne. Not just any cologne. It has to be realarousing.Casanovahotman38: Still aroused, Lol.
Casanovahotman38: Spraying this bottle… This might be the one…