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Diminished Capacity
Issue 3Fall 2009
http://quiver.knox.edu/diminishedcapacity
E-mail: quiver@knox.edu
 
 
Table of Contents
Life in 140 Characters or Less
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.Erik Hane, 2012
 With the rise of social networking sites such as Twitter, the general public's ability to share way too muchinformation about their personal lives has reached new heights. The fact that people feel importantenough to share every banal detail of their average lives with the world both confounds and irritates me.With my piece, "Life in 140 Characters or Less," I aim to show what could happen if this nasty littlewave of narcissism is allowed to grow unrestrained. Enjoy.
 
Go Green with Green
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Dyson M. Shannon, Jr., 2009
“Go Green with Green” is a parody of a marketing proposal that my group is preparing for Marketing and
Society. It is satirical in its perspective,
and the voice is reminiscent of a “stoner” from a bygone era— 
lastweek. In reality, the idea of hemp production in the U.S. is feasible and economically viable, and thestigmatic nature of the plant is ripe for parody.
Retro………………………………………………………………………………
Autumn McGarr, 2013
Edison Jacobs is immortal. His mullet is also immortal.
Table Talk
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...................................................................................................................Larissa Roy, 2009
Is it technically an autopsy if the body in question is undead? It does make the situation slightly moreawkward for Quincy as her subject talks through the procedure, occasionally poking at his intestines.
 
 
Hane 1
Life in 140 Characters or Less
Erik HaneCasanovahotman38: Just woke up. Computer was slow turning on, almost jumped out window. Big date
toniiiiight! Gotta get ready, but I‟m always ready lol.
 Casanovehotman38: Microwaving bagel for 37 seconds, lol.Casanovahotman38: 16 more seconds, lol.Casanovahotman38: Bigger babe magnet: white shirt with orange stain, or orange shirt with white
stain???? Lookin‟ real hotttt right now.
 Casanovahotman38: Where are my goddamn socks!?!?!?!?!?! Lol.Casanovahotman38: Awful smell! Gonna avoid asparagus from now on, feel me?Casanovahotman38: I feel me. Every morning.Casanovahotman38: Hot out heeeere!!! This is why I never go outside.Casanovahotman38: Back inside, forgot pants, lol.
Casanovahotman38: Birds tweeting… Almost like they do it because they like the s
ound of their ownvoice. Haha stupid animals.
Casanovahotman38: …………………………..oh wow! Typing without even realizing it, lol.
Casanovahotman38: Waiting for the bus, gonna hit the mall and find some arousing cologne.Casanovahotman38: Aroused just thinking about it, lol.Casanovahotman38: Tripped getting on bus. Almost like you need to look up from your computer oncein a while to live in this world, lol.
Casanovahotman38: That‟s funny Mr. Bus Driver, I think you are a jackass too, lol.
 Casanovahotm
an38: Riding on bus… must… find… entertainment………
 Casanovahotman38: Startled for a second, forgot what the human voice sounded like.Casanovahotman38: Walked into a woman getting off bus, spilled her coffee on my neck kindabuuuuUUURRRRNNNNSSSS!!!!!Casanovahotman38: Babes love scars.Casanovahotman38: Teenagers outside malls need to get lives, or a hobby, or something. They are soself-absorbed, you know????Casanovahotman38: At a department store. Finding cologne. Not just any cologne. It has to be realarousing.Casanovahotman38: Still aroused, Lol.
Casanovahotman38: Spraying this bottle… This might be the one…
 
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