There was one slice of bread when another came by
"Now we're two!" the slices cried
When you get two slices of bread
You know what lies ahead:

Sandwich, sandwich
you hold it right in your hand which
puts it in your mouth, bite by bite
something about it just feels right
time to make a plan which
involves a sandwich!

Well, Bread Slice One said to Bread Slice Two
"I feel so empty, how about you?"
But how they smiled, you should have seen 'em
When a slice of cheese walked right between 'em!

Two slice bread, one slice cheese
The say good things come in threes
But the slice of cheese began to sigh, he said
"I think we're still a little dry..."

So they walked up the road, hadn't gone too far When they
met a big old mayonnaise jar
Spread a little bit on each bread slice
"Ooh, that feels so nice!"