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Make it quick, honey. We're closing.
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Well, this is unacceptable.
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Because I booked it yesterday.
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Yes, a one-hour sunset bliss massage
with Tanya.
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No, it has to be Tanya.
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I need to know that this bank is secure.
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Just trust me. I've upgraded dozens of banks.
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- it'll be fine.
- I don't need fine. I need guarantees.
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Gordon, you've got them.
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It's a security upgrade,
not the end of the world.
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I swear, Kaitlin, if he keeps me late again
and I miss Cougar Town,
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I am gonna burn this place to the ground.
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Oh, I hear you, hon. We've all got plans.
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Mr. Sullivan, it's always a pleasure to see you.

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Look, I scheduled
this massage a month ago.
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No, I need Tanya.
Her hands are like little jackhammers
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Well, who can I get?
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Jonathan? Well, does he have strong hands?
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Hello!
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Ooh! Come to mama.
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Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, oh, oh.
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Son of a bitch.
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- How may I help you today, sir?
- Change for a hundred.
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Absolutely. How would you like it broken?
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Seven nickels, 31 quarters and 919 dimes.
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What?
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Oh, you're right, that's too many dimes.
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I'm gonna do 107 nickels,
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839 dimes, 29 quarters
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and seven half-dollar pieces, please.
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Is that Chile?
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Brazil.
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You know what? I'm never gonna use
the half-dollar pieces.
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Can I get 101 nickels,
157 quarters and 557 dimes, please?
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- Is this a joke?
- No. I just have this thing for coins.
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I like their weight, I like their size,
I like the way they jingle in my pocket.
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- That's kind of weird.
- What is?
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The numbers you mentioned, 101, 157, 557.
They're all prime numbers.
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No one's ever noticed that before.
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I work with numbers all day.
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You do that in your head?
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Yes. Good trick at math parties.

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- I bet.
- What's your name?
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- Kaitlin.
- Kaitlin. I am Tripp.
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- It's very nice to meet you.
- Oh, hi, we don't actually, um,
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- shake hands with customers.
- Oh, right.
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Cell phone scramblers live.
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When are you getting married?
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How do you know I'm getting married?
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Oh, my wedding gifts.
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That's also quite a rock.
Are you marrying Jay-Z or somebody?
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My fianc's well off, yes.
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Well off? They're getting married
in Brunei in two days.
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My husband won't even take me to the Sizzler.
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Oh, he's rich. But is he happy?
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We're extremely happy.
How kind of you to ask.
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Check Darrien.
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Check Weinstein.
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Check Gates.
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All right, we're live. Go weapons hot.
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Yeah.
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Breach the door. Go on, hit it with the clicker.
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Go, go, go!
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And one, two, three, four, five, six
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and one makes seven.
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Is there anything else I can do
for you today, sir?
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No, I'm good. Thank you.
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Thanks for choosing Credit International.
Have a great day.
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- You're beeping.
- What? Oh.
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Yes, it reminds me to take my meds.
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- Pharmacy around here?
- Two blocks up.
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Very nice meeting you, Kaitlin.
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Nice to meet you, too, Tripp.
Good luck with your whole thing.
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- You're about to be robbed.
- Huh?
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What are you doing?
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This is a robbery!
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What the fuck do you think you're doing here?
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What's it look like, man?
We robbing the bank.
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Yeah, ain't it sort of obvious
with the guns and everything?
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No. This is our job. Stand down.
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I ain't see your name on the sign out there.
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Unless your name is Credit.
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And, you know, given all the weird names
parents give their kids these days...

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The alarm isn't working.
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No cell phone reception either.
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- What do we do?
- Proceed as planned.
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Stop the security update.
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If I don't let the system reboot,
the whole bank will lock down.
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We know that. Just do it
or I'll shoot you in the fucking face.
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Now hold on, son. There's no...
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- Do it!
- Okay.
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You have exactly three seconds
to stand down or you will be fired upon!
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Come on, dude, let's get out of here.
There's lots of other ATMs.
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- One...
- On two, start banging away.
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I heard that.
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Two,

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three.
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It's now or never, bro!
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- He's not gonna make it.
- Get down.
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- What do you push for the intercom?
- What?
101
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Hello? Hello?
102
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Hello? Look, I know you're in the middle
of a gunfight,
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but a bystander's been hit.
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I just wanna check to make sure he's okay.
Okay, I'm coming out.
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Don't shoot!
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Coming out! Don't shoot.
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- I've got a clean shot.
- So does everyone. Just stand down.
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Just wait. Okay?
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- This ever happen to you before?
- Hell no.
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He's dead.
111
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Look, sometimes that happens
in these crossfire situations.
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Don't make a big production out of it, okay?
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You're here for the vault, right?
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Who the fuck is this guy?
115
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And you guys said something
about going after the ATMs?
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Maybe.
117
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So, then what's the problem?
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Are you seriously suggesting
that we rob the same bank?
119
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Yeah. Why not?
120
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Just pretend it's two different banks.
121
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This guy's nuts.
122
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Don't even tell me
you're considering it.
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Look, I rather not add any more murders
to my rap sheet.
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For fuck's sake, one of them wore shorts
to a bank robbery. We gotta kill them.
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I don't know.
What do you think, old man?
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I'm with you, D. I've had my fill of killing.
127
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Why the fuck are we even carrying guns?
Come on, I wanna shoot the motherfuckers!
128
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The guns are for taking
hostages. That was always part of the plan.
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Now we just have two more hostages.
Am I right, D?
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So what's our plan?
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If they wanna rob the bank together,
we rob the bank together.
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If they wanna kill us, we kill them first.
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Cool plan.
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All right, listen up.
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We're gonna take the vault.
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You two idiots want the ATMs, that's fine.
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Just stay the fuck out of our way.

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You got it, big city. Rooty-tooty.
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You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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What now? What are we supposed to do?
What does he want?
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You two, could you...
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Does he want us to come over?
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It's okay.
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You, come here.
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Watch him.
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Give us a sec.
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- You want to come?
- Fuck off.
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Put the guns down. Put the guns down.
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All right, come here.
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Let's introduce ourselves.
There's no reason why we can't be friends.
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I'm Peanut Butter. And this here's Jelly.

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Those ain't our real names.
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Jesus Christ.
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We wanted something
that goes good together,
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and Milk 'N Cookies was already taken.
156
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You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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I want all the hostages out here now!
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All right, everybody.
Cell phones, pagers, fucking Twitter things.
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Anything with an on/off switch.
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Yeah. And guns, obviously.
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Thank you for being a terrible bank guard.
162
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Hey, guys, I gotta get out of here.
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Of course you gotta get out of here.
You're a fucking hostage.
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Get in there!
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Hey. Shut up and don't touch anything.
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- Get away from the fucking door.
- Can I...
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- Stay away from the door.
- All right!
168
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Please don't kill me on the toilet.
169
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Jesus Christ. It smells like
an arsehole factory in here.
170
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself, mate.
171
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These guys are awesome.
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Major league, baby.
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Obviously on behalf of the bank,
I'm just terribly sorry.
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Okay, let me just amend that.
We're terribly sorry.
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- Rex, please.
- Hey, everybody, I'm Rex Newbauer.
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I'm a loan officer. And we're in luck.
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Certified post-robbery counselor.
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I've counseled
over 75 bank-robbery survivors.
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We're gonna make it here, gang.

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Now, our primary objective
is to become a cohesive unit.
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Sir, may I help you, please?
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Our primary goal is to get out of here alive.
183
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Okay, well as an expert
in standard bank robbery procedure...
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There's nothing standard
about this bank robbery.
185
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We have two heists going on
at the same time with a dead body,
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which basically guarantees
that the bank robbers
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are gonna come in here and kill us all.
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- What?
- Don't tell me that, man.
189
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That's some bullshit. I don't wanna die.
190
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People, let's stay calm!
191
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Okay. Now, this bank opens at 5:00 a.m.
192
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By that time
my colleagues and I will be long gone.

193
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You're all locked in here, okay?
194
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So, even if you were to get out of this kitchen,
195
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you can't get out of the bank.
196
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So sit down and shut up.
197
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What if one of us has a condition
that requires us to use the bathroom a lot?
198
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Yes, there will be bathroom breaks.
You will not try to escape.
199
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You will not try to contact
anyone outside of the bank.
200
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You will not make noise.
201
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,341
Really, a watch alarm?
What are you, like, in the sixth grade?
202
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It just goes off every hour.
It reminds me to take my meds,
203
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which unfortunately I'm out of,
204
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- unless anybody has any Depakene.
- I have Xanax.
205
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I got Ativan and Prilosec.
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- I've got a couple of Ritalin.
- I might have a few Prozac.
207
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- I take Adderall and Nasonex.
- Are you kidding me?
208
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Shut the fuck up! I just said no talking!
209
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,396
- What's going on?
- We got Oprah's Book Club in here.
210
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,738
Hey, you want me to fuck someone up?
211
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,027
No, we're good. Did you hit
the cameras, phones and computers?
212
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Yeah. You sure you don't want me
to fuck someone up?
213
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,494
Yeah, I just said I didn't.
Go get the Scrambler.
214
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All right.
215
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,541
Jesus Christ, that accent is ridiculous.
216
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Before we get started,
217
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let's check on the other guys.
218
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I'm about to start on the torch
in a few minutes.
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Make sure the time-lock rig is ready.

220
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,635
This Shit is SO dope.
221
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,895
What the fuck?
222
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,390
Hey, no problem, man.
223
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:17,314
We just come in to peep at your toys.
You is so pimp, man.
224
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,896
- Did you see my face?
- What? No.
225
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Did you see my fucking face?
226
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,732
No, we ain't seen your face.
227
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,905
Hey, hey, admit it. Don't lie to me.
228
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,323
You saw my face, right?
229
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,203
I might've seen your face.
230
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,579
Oh, God damn it!
231
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,579
- Yeah, I seen it, too.
- A very attractive face.
232
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Shut the fuck up! God damn it!
233
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You know what?

You two motherfuckers are like children.

234
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You know, you're worse than my kids.
235
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You do not know what you're doing.
236
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Have you ever even robbed a bank before?
237
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- Like dozens.
- Yeah.
238
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,761
We just pulled this job with
the Callahan Brothers in Dubuque.
239
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,478
- Now that was...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
240
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,978
What the fuck are you doing, man?
See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
241
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Don't tell me about the other jobs you pulled.
242
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,190
Don't tell me about the people
you pulled them with.
243
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Don't rob a motherfucking bank
without a motherfucking mask.
244
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:08,069
Come on, guys, that's like, uh, Criminal 101.
245
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,162
It's like your tattoos, for instance.
246
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,953
- Oh. You like them?
- Check this out.

247
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:17,749
You can try and bind me,
but it ain't gonna hold.
248
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,515
Oh, he didn't get it. Do it again.
249
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,645
No. No, no, no. Wow. No, believe me, I get it.
250
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,647
I think I need to speak slower to you two.
251
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:43,230
Generally, criminals try and minimize
252
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,486
their distinctive qualities.
253
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,618
So that they can't be identified afterwards.
Come on, guys, what the fuck?
254
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,796
You can try and bind me,
but it ain't gonna hold.
255
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:05,089
Get the fuck away from me. Both of you.
Get the fuck out of here.
256
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,587
Get the fuck out of here
before I put a bullet in both your asses.
257
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,013
We're going.
258
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,598
You stupid motherfuckers.
259
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,762
Now, I know some of you have
husbands and wives
260

00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,392

that are gonna panic
when you don't come home tonight,
261
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,849
so we're gonna give you each one phone call.
262
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,442
You will tell your certain someone
263
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,860
that you're spending the night
at a friend's house,
264
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,568
and you will be convincing
or I will blow your genitals off.
265
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,235
Who wants to go first?
266
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,485
You? How about you? No?
267
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,028
Okay, you with the ugly tie.
268
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,378
Hello, darling?
269
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,389
Number two is toast. Three is up.
270
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:59,439
We're 49 minutes behind schedule. Four-nine.
271
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,727
Copy that
272
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,693
Mother-roo.
273
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,450
All right, now you know
how I usually get the blue stuff, right?
274

00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,744

But this, this was on sale.
275
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,989
I love how thrifty you are.
276
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,075
Maybe we ought to read the directions
just to be sure.
277
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,755
What is that, Korean?
278
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,299
No, actually, now that's Chinese, see,
279
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,628
'cause Chinese is a pictogram alphabet.
280
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:33,632
Is it? Well, explosives is explosives.
281
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:37,389
I, um, am not gonna come
282
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,476
to the airport tonight. I am really sorry.
283
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,441
My mother is sick and I'm gonna stay
with her, and maybe we can go tomorrow.
284
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,025
And I love you. Goodbye.
285
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,150
- I don't have anybody to call.
- Nobody? That's really sad.
286
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,906
Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.
287
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,117
This is the most pathetic group
of hostages I've ever seen.
288

00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,287

- All right, sit down and shut up.
- Sit down and shut up.
289
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,960
- I just said that.
- I was just reinforcing your message.
290
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,968
Well, as I predicted,
291
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,758
they didn't kill us.
292
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,465
- Tripp? Is it Tripp?
- Mmm-hmm.
293
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,846
Would you like to apologise
for scaring us all half to death?
294
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,973
Why didn't they kill us?
295
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,479
Why do they have to kill us?
296
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,683
They're gonna go down for murder already.
Why not kill all the witnesses?
297
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,312
It's the same charge.
Frankly, that's what I would do.
298
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,527
Well, maybe each gang thinks
that the other one did it
299
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,146
and so they don't have to kill us.
300
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,776
He was deliberately shot.
301
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,612

Until we figure out who he is

and why he killed Jack Hayes,
302
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,113
we're all totally fucked.
303
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,324
- How do you know his name?
- Driver's license.
304
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,122
You stole a dead man's wallet?
305
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,003
Mmm-hmm.
306
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,597
We're in. Gates, you're up.
307
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,856
Jesus Christ.
308
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,189
Remember when you just needed a gun
and a brown paper bag?
309
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,903
Tell me about it.
310
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,361
Do you see a clue?
311
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,413
No. I still don't know
what he does for a living.
312
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,325
There's no business card.
His credit cards and...
313
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,998
That's it, look.
314
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,547
Visa, Citibank,
but no Credit International card.

315
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,706
- So?
- So,
316
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,542
why was Jack Hayes in this bank
if he had no business here?
317
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,423
Maybe he was opening up a new account.
318
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,544
Damn it.
319
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,386
Let's see. Gordon and the
computer guy were over by the mainframe.
320
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,641
Madge was at her station counting money.
321
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,058
The creepy security guard
was standing by the door,
322
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,556
checking out the Swiss Miss,
323
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,645
who was sitting at the loan officers desk.
324
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,276
Kaitlin was at her station.
325
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,900
And Jack Hayes was...
326
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:58,610
No. Jack Hayes wasn t opening up
a new account.
327
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,444
He was loitering
at the cheque-writing counter.
328
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,654

If he was opening up a new account,

329
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,455
he would ve gone straight
to one of the bank officers.
330
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,040
Then what was he doing here?
331
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,077
I have no idea.
332
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,505
Hey.
333
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,563
You are totally breathing on me.
334
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,909
What are you doing?
335
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,199
Hello, Tripp.
336
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,826
- What are you doing?
- I m looking for a way out.
337
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,790
Did you not hear the part
where they said they would kill us?
338
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,288
How come you haven t had your ring fitted?
339
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,036
- Excuse me?
- How long you been engaged?
340
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,163
Most women would know the answer
right away.
341
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,338
Why are you marrying Max?
342

00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,506

You don t even know him.
343
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,341
I know that he s rich.
I know that he can t match
344
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,960
your hunger for adventure
or your sense of humour
345
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,052
and doesn t understand you sexually.
346
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,474
- She told me Max irons his jeans.
- Madge!
347
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,388
She s worked here two months already
and I ve never met him.
348
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,639
- You know what? Enough.
- You know what?
349
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,137
There are four photos
taped to your teller station.
350
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,560
Three are of Brazil. You like adventure.
But Max is not in any of them.
351
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,017
He went with a banana hammock, okay,
and got a bad sunburn.
352
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,192
He stayed in that day.
353
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,562
Fourth one is of you and Max
in front of his mansion.
354
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,898
You look tiny compared to the house,
which tells me you like the house

355
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,028
more than the man putting you in it.
356
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,493
- You know what? Who are you?
- The most interesting thing about you
357
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,912
is that you still work here,
even though you don t need the money.
358
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,489
You re an independent woman. I like that.
359
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,037
- Damn straight, I am.
- I m sorry. When I m off my meds,
360
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,538
- I m not that good with...
- People?
361
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,081
Especially ones I want to sleep with.
362
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,253
And I say things like that.
363
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,964
Oh, God.
364
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,187
Hey. Hey, asshole!
365
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,731
Stop it! Stop it!
366
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:54,855
- You re gonna get us all killed!
- Would you let go?
367
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,561
- Stop it!
- Rex, let go of my legs!
368

00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,312

- Rex, let him go.
- He s gonna get us all killed!
369
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,614
- God.
- Just be quiet up there, son.
370
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:01,781
All right.
371
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,621
Hey!
372
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,533
They call me Mr. Clean.
373
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,043
So where you from?
374
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,664
- No English.
- Yeah?
375
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:22,428
I ve never been to No English.
I hear it s right next to No Problem.
376
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,178
There s a draught.
377
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,438
I m good.
378
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,071
Make it rain, baby.
379
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:48,405
Rooty-tooty.
380
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,386
Mother-roo.
381
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,820
Oh, fucking bollocks!
382

00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,110

- We have got to kill them now, all right?
- Just relax.
383
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,983
Does the computer still work?
384
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:27,614
Yeah, it still works.
385
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,953
All right, now how much time
has that set us back?
386
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,828
About an hour or so. I say we forget the vault.
387
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,455
Let s just kill those muppets
and do the ATMs.
388
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,454
- That s blue collar.
- That s blue collar, dude.
389
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,173
Fine, all right, but we still
gotta kill them, all right,
390
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,291
because they re slowing us down.
391
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,965
Put a bullet in their fucking brain. Please.
392
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:55,888
Did we blow the ATM?
393
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,979
Jesus! Good to see your ugly face!
394
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:04,355
Dude, you just ate three bricks
of plastic explosives.
395
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,323
But did we blow the ATM?

396
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,192
Let me look.
397
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:13,621
Uh...
398
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:19,161
You want the good news or the bad news?
399
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,336
Good news.
400
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,003
The good news is we blew the door off.
401
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,677
The bad news is, these ATMs got
402
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,088
two doors.
403
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,846
On your fucking Knees! Go, go, go!
404
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:36,103
Hey, I ain t even pulled the trigger, man.
The thing just went off.
405
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,351
Hey, I don t care. Now on your fucking knees!
406
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,933
Okay, um...
407
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,647
- Face front?
- Face front!
408
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,904
- Put your hands behind your head.
- Hands on your fucking heads.
409
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,107
They re about to die, dude.
They probably don t need the echo.

410
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,109
You got any ideas, bro?
411
00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,367
- See you on the other side, dog.
- That s it?
412
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,873
You re supposed to go
for the brainstem, right?
413
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,913
It s like less diffraction or something?
414
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:00,544
- Hey, dude?
- Yeah?
415
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,212
Been cool.
416
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,425
Yeah, totally cool.
Wouldn t have done it with nobody else.
417
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,211
Look, maybe this isn t our strongest play,
practically speaking.
418
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,217
Fuck, Weinstein, you said we could kill them.
419
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,886
Now just show me the spot.
420
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,972
Look, next time you guys are
gonna blow something up, you let us know.
421
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,395
Hey, you got it, bro.
422
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:22,104
And I just wanna thank you both
personally for not killing us.

423
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,318
Hang on. We re not doing them now?
424
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,487
You old fucks have completely
lost your heads!
425
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,239
What the fuck are you people
doing out of the kitchen?
426
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,867
Yeah, and they can fucking ID us now, man.
We have to kill them all.
427
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:42,078
You missed, be-atch!
428
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,796
No, he got you, bro.
429
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,790
What? I can t hear you, boy!
430
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,463
- Your ear!
- My what?
431
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,670
- Other ear.
- That s the one.
432
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,133
What?
433
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:58,260
Get ready to die, jism sucker.
434
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,137
All right, go ahead, shoot him.
Go ahead, do it.
435
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:01,437
- I will!
- Do it.
436

00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:05,601

Then I ll shoot you and this retarded
cycle of violence can continue forever.
437
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:08,104
Go on, schmuck, do it.
438
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,273
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Are you trying to get me shot?
439
00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:14,823
No, no, Peanut Butter, don t shoot him.
440
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,117
We re better than that, man.
441
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:24,704
Okay. Just gonna do a crawdaddy here
and back off.
442
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,956
Just backing on out.
443
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,509
Gates, move the hostages into
that office up there.
444
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,468
Just do it.
445
00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,187
You okay, sweet cookie?
446
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,640
My sweet butter cookie?
447
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,993
Jeez!
448
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,198
You killed Jack Hayes?
449
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,251
Why in the fuck is there
a hostage talking to me?

450
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,169
Somebody murdered him,
and they re gonna kill again soon.
451
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,543
Look, you re talking about the guy
in the windbreaker, it wasn t me.
452
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,670
I didn t have an angle on him.
How the fuck did you get out here?
453
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,509
- Who had the angle?
- Get the fuck out of here.
454
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,424
What are you doing here?
455
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,380
- Can you watch the hostages, please?
- Let s go!
456
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:19,137
All right! Just calm down.
You re really high-strung.
457
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,226
What you need is a sedative.
458
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,347
What is wrong with you? I have a gun
trained on the back of your head.
459
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,347
Yes.
460
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:28,938
What were you guys talking about in there?
461
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,271
He wanted to know if I thought
you killed the guy in the windbreaker jacket.
462
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,571
- Really?
- Yes.

463
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,616
- Did you?
- No.
464
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:37,944
- We re pros.
- Right.
465
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:41,246
If one of our guys killed that guy,
you hostages would all be as dead as him.
466
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:43,081
Right. He was also trying to figure out
467
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,747
why exactly two bank robberies
went down at the same time.
468
00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:47,123
- What, are you joking?
- No.
469
00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:51,082
At 7:00 p.m. the computer guy rebooted
the entire security system to new protocols.
470
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:52,924
- Right.
- The entire security system
471
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,297
was down for two minutes.
472
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,754
I m shocked there wasn t
a dozen bank robbers in here tonight.
473
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,260
- Darrien should know that.
- Uh-huh.
474
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,849
He does know that, doesn t he?
475
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,560

And you re just trying to get

information out of me.
476
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,636
Yeah.
477
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,513
So did you kill Jack Hayes?
478
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,562
You know, in all my years of taking hostages,
479
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,481
you are by far the most annoying.
480
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,696
Right. Okay. I m sorry.
481
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,402
Get in there, Rain Man.
482
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,373
Hey, computer guy.
483
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,119
How come you only pressed 10 buttons
when you called your wife before?
484
00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:29,293
What are you talking about?
485
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,959
When everyone else used the phone
they pressed 10 buttons
486
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,582
and then they pressed Send. So that s
11 buttons. But you only pressed 10.
487
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,084
I count everything, okay?
488
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,505
So how come you pretended to call your wife?
489
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,966

Because you sold the information

when the alarms would be down
490
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,514
to one of the criminals,
and then you got greedy
491
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:43,342
and you sold it again.
Double the cash, double the robbery.
492
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:44,642
That s why you didn t call your wife.
493
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,811
- Mitchell?
- Want that I should rough him up?
494
00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,935
Yeah, it might be good practice
for when the cops show up.
495
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,104
Can we waterboard him?
I saw how to do it on the Discovery Channel.
496
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,857
I just need a mop and some tweezers.
497
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,937
No, no, no, hey, hey, hold it.
498
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,907
I did. I sold the downtime information.
499
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,652
- What?
- But I swear to God, I only did it once.
500
00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:03,779
Okay? And I don t even know who to.
501
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,161
Yeah, I faxed the information.
They paid me in cash.
502
00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:08,454

You ve gotta believe me.

503
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,251
Why should we trust you?
504
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:11,962
No reason.
505
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,963
But I swear to God,
I never meant anybody to get hurt.
506
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,007
And I didn t kill Jack Hayes.
507
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,129
Nobody said you did.
508
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,021
Oh, Jesus Christ, we should be in by now.
509
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:31,519
Listen, old man, if you wanna
get out your stethoscope and bobby pins
510
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,976
and break into this vault 1970s style,
by all means, have at it.
511
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:36,273
Otherwise, shut your fucking face, all right?
512
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:38,735
Jesus fucking Christ.
513
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,278
Come on, baby.
514
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,532
Yes! I m a fucking genius.
515
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,989
- Oh, good job, my man.
- The dog s fucking bollocks!
516
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:50,743

Wait, pan left. Pan left.

517
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,875
That s not right.
518
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:59,005
The vault specs said that the clutch
was 5 centimeters. That s way thicker. Shit!
519
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:01,553
What? How long is it gonna
take to burn through that?
520
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,722
I don t know. An hour or two?
521
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,715
- I mean, do all your jobs run this bad?
- Shit.
522
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,515
I mean, do I have to worry
if there s enough petrol in the getaway van?
523
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,766
Look at me, fucko. We re past the time lock.
524
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:11,938
We don t need you any more.
525
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,107
Are you threatening me, you bald little Jew?
526
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,903
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Relax!
- Bald little Jews have done more for mankind
527
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,896
than any other kind of person, ever!
528
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,113
So go fuck yourself!
529
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,941
Hey, go check on Peanut Butter and Jelly.
530

00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,447

Make sure they re not doing
anything retarded. Go!
531
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,245
- Just go.
- Shit.
532
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,115
Relax.
533
00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:36,914
It never ends. Three thousand years
we ve been taking this shit.
534
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:38,460
Yeah, I know, man, I know.
535
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:43,220
I mean, it s not like I m an accountant
or a comedy writer or something really Jewy.
536
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,384
I m a fucking bank robber, for Christ s sake.
537
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,765
You know how many Jewish bank robbers
there are?
538
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,059
- Not many.
- Not very many!
539
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,725
And even in this work environment,
all they see is bagels
540
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,898
and shmear and Goldman Sachs.
541
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,726
Look, we re gonna burn through the clutch,
all right.
542
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,231
It s just gonna take a little bit more time.
543

00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:01,946

I don t know, D.
544
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:05,234
We always said that we would bail on any job
if the intel sucked.
545
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,993
Already the vault specs are shit.
546
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,240
We re behind schedule.
547
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,785
Our number-three guy Lancelot
is a fucking psycho.
548
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,453
We got two hillbillies in the lobby
549
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,451
playing with weapons-grade
plastic explosives.
550
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,411
Our faces are in the open.
551
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:19,081
Ten years ago, we would ve bailed.
552
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,423
You know I m right.
553
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,463
Ten years ago we weren t in a recession.
554
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,010
Fucking bubble!
555
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,259
Look, look, listen to me.
I m about to be 40 in a couple of years.
556
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,677
That s like 80 in criminal years.
557

00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,475

Shit, I should be out of the game by now.
558
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,886
But fuck, man,
I need the money more than ever.
559
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:35,480
You know, I just got my little girl
some fucking braces?
560
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,815
- Yeah?
- Yeah, the Invisalign.
561
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,854
- No.
- Yeah, not that cheap ceramic shit, either.
562
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,106
- Nine grand a pop.
- Fuck!
563
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,478
Yeah, tell me about it.
564
00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,480
And they call us criminals.
We should ve been dentists.
565
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,607
- We should ve been dentists!
- You re absolutely right.
566
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,785
Except, well, technically we d be
orthodontists. But fuck that. Listen.
567
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:51,280
Go and take the hostages
on a bathroom break, all right?
568
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,328
I ll start on the clutch.
569
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:55,121
Look, man, we ll get through this.

570
00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:58,128
All right? We always do.
571
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,464
All right?
572
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:09,473
Okay, so, we re gonna slide this C-4
into that door crack there
573
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:11,216
and punch the door out.
574
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,927
- Like opening a beer can.
- Yeah. Yeah.
575
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:18,398
Oh, you fucking mugs are
the worst bank robbers I ve ever seen.
576
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,645
- Do you know that?
- Yeah?
577
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:23,695
You Know, you just blew my ear off
like 15 minutes ago, so you ll pardon me
578
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,406
if I just let your little comments
go in one ear and out the other.
579
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:31,824
What?
580
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,039
You only got one ear, bro.
581
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,542
Hey, it s an expression, dude.
582
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,494
I can t believe you re siding with him.
583
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:45,046

Listen, we cannot let them divide us, man.

584
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,335
You know they just trying to
lower our ranking.
585
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,638
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
586
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,215
You muppets are ranked?
587
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,720
You bet your sweet ass.
588
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:55,640
Yes, sir, we are. Higher than you, probably.
589
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:58,350
Oh, yeah? Do you wanna bet?
590
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,015
- Bring it on.
- Yeah?
591
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,145
Let s go.
592
00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:03,185
Let s see where we re at.
593
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:06,438
I did not know they posted the rankings
on the Internets here.
594
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,694
Hey, Jelly, you remember that one website?
595
00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,863
Yes. We got cyber-whipped.
596
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:14,530
- You ever been cyber-whipped?
- No, I have never been cyber-whipped.
597
00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:17,540

We got mixed feelings

about the whole experience,
598
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,125
but in a humdrum life,
599
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:22,086
you gotta take your fantasies
where you can find them, you know?
600
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:24,381
- See any clues?
- No, I need to get closer.
601
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,128
How are you gonna do that?
602
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,550
I m working on it.
603
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,219
You doing okay?
604
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,894
Yeah. I m good. Fine. I m good.
605
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,305
What are you, like ADD or something?
606
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,435
No.
607
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:44,442
You don t have to be defensive, Tripp.
We ve all got our own stuff.
608
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,565
I m not squirreling away Xanax for nothing.
609
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:47,983
Why are you taking Xanax?
610
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,782
Uh, I don t know. Pre-wedding jitters, I guess.
611
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,484

That s because you know

Max is not right for you.
612
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,653
Oh, yes, right, of course.
613
00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,909
That must be it. What do you take?
614
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,247
What don t I take?
615
00:35:58,573 --> 00:35:59,665
Street or prescript?
616
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,290
Oh, prescription.
Never trust anything from the street.
617
00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:06,589
What do you take it for?
618
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:10,919
All right, you don t have to tell me.
619
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,471
Shuts off the TVs.
620
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,967
Hmm. Interesting. Care to elaborate?
621
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,976
How do I explain this?
622
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:22,351
I ve seen hundreds of doctors
and they ve given me hundreds of diagnoses.
623
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,353
Without my meds, it s like...
624
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:25,775
It s like
625
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,363
I m in front of a lot of TVs,

626
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,860
they re all on different channels.
627
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,784
A normal person can focus on one.
628
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,904
I have to take in all of them at the same time.
629
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,700
Can you turn them off?
630
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:43,160
No. I wish I could, believe me.
I ve tried everything.
631
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:48,624
Channel surf?
632
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:49,924
No.
633
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,593
- Drag.
- Yes.
634
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,923
Well, you know what they say.
Normal s just a cycle on the washing machine.
635
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,890
To the crazy person, the normal are insane.
636
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:08,735
Right, this is the FBI s Most Wanted
for banks.
637
00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:11,984
Number one, Vicellous Drum.
Man, he s overrated.
638
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:15,533
I don t know, bro. Perfect getaway record.
639
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,203

Highest take-per-heist ratio.

640
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:22,324
And his jobs is planned to a T.
Run like fat people to the buffet.
641
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,164
Yeah, I know, but I mean,
look at that Baltimore job.
642
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,663
Twenty kills?
That seems, you know, excessive.
643
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,841
- Walked away with eight figures.
- Yeah, whatever. All right.
644
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,793
And number two is Mick Nylon and his crew.
645
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,430
And number three is Alexis Black
and she s pretty good for a girl.
646
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:39,758
And there s Darrien and Weinstein
at number 12.
647
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,344
Now, they ve been at it for over 15 years,
648
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,391
so they have a lot more credits than me.
649
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,099
- And there s me, 68...
- Sixty-eight.
650
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:51,858
...in banks, but I m 4 in cyber-grift.
651
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:54,606
Hey! Good for you, there.
652
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:58,034
Hey, you know what? Now I can go around

and I can say I got my ear shot off

653
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:01,488
by the fourth-best cyber-grifter in the country.
654
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:04,241
- Yeah, you could say that.
- Hey, you wanna shoot my pinkie off?
655
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,706
Did you just punch me in the arm?
656
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,083
Did he just punch me in the arm?
657
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:11,376
Okay, now, where are we ranked?
658
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,090
- Come on.
- All right.
659
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:18,422
We re number 674?
660
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:23,136
Well, they probably ain t took into account
that international job we just pulled.
661
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:26,555
- We hit a Jiffy Lube in Winnipeg.
- No, it s here.
662
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:30,438
You got picked up in Saginaw
after your car broke down.
663
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,227
Right. The engine gummed up.
664
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:35,071
What, your engine gummed up
after robbing a fucking Jiffy Lube store?
665
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,944
You know, it s not that ironic to us.

666
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:44,080
Oh, God. I broke the chain, man.
667
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:47,584
They re gonna fucking kill me.
Jesus God in heaven!
668
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:50,837
Relax. You can always turn
state s evidence and go to jail.
669
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,089
What? Is that supposed to
make me feel better?
670
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,586
Ah, the joint ain t so bad.
671
00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,714
Really, it s not as gay as everyone thinks.
672
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:01,180
Well, for you it might be.
You re pretty rapeable.
673
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,600
Come on, man! Gross!
Hey, a little help in here!
674
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,436
They figure out you re the snitch, Mitch?
675
00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:20,362
Let s go. Let s go. Move.
676
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,573
- Come on.
- Okay.
677
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,159
Go. Get out of here.
678
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,621
Gates, will you cover the bathroom break?
679
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,331

I gotta get this guy some Pepto.

680
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:37,418
Oh, sorry, guys. I shall see you later.
681
00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:04,194
Set em up to knock em down.
682
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,164
Okay.
683
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,246
Yeah.
684
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:18,257
Well, guess you did blow the last one.
685
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:22,679
Well, now, you also took one for the team
with your ear and all, so...
686
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,715
I got an idea.
687
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:27,892
Hey, Bono!
688
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:31,938
What say we borrow one of the hostages?
689
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,807
They is half ours, ain t they?
690
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:36,898
You wanna pick teams or something? Eh?
691
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:42,115
- The hottie.
- Mother-roo.
692
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,201
Okay, we ll take the sort of quasi-hottie.
693
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,028
Oh, I think you re a full-on hottie.

694
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,826
All right, I ll take, uh...
695
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:53,535
Oh, fuck it, cue ball and creepy mustache
with me.
696
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:57,167
Black chick, freak show
and closet homosexual with them.
697
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,542
- What?
- I need to go to the lavatory.
698
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,628
Didn t you just piss? What, you gotta re-piss?
699
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:05,713
What, is there something wrong
with your willy?
700
00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:09,051
No, I just... I need... I have e bit of e condition.
701
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,851
All right, fuck it, go on.
702
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,273
Okay,
now for the sake of team spirit,
703
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,988
- we gonna be called the Badgers.
- Mystic Lightning!
704
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,612
What? No, not Mystic Lightning.
I hate that name.
705
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,325
Oh, so, what, badgers are cool?
706
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:29,996
Badgers are tunnel-dwelling rodents
who live on garbage and poop, dude.

707
00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,914
They are not inspirational animals.
708
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:35,080
Bro, you got to choose
Peanut Butter and Jelly. I get this one.
709
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,086
Fine.
710
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:40,548
Okay, so, for our first activity,
711
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,544
we need one very special badger,
712
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,920
preferably who can read Chinese,
713
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:49,804
to detonate some totally not dangerous
explosives for us.
714
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:53,095
Dude, if you ask like that,
no one is gonna volunteer.
715
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:54,478
- I ll do it.
- What?
716
00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:56,101
I need to see Jack Hayes.
717
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,978
- See?
- All right.
718
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,272
The man is dead.
There s nothing you can do for him.
719
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,986
- Oh, my God, you like me.
- I do not like you.
720

00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,605

- This is really unexpected.
- Oh, my God, I don t like you.
721
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,486
I really didn t think I had a shot.
722
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:07,199
How is Max gonna react to this?
723
00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:10,745
You know what? Fuck off. Go get maimed.
See if I care. Go on, beat it.
724
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,580
- I m not gay.
- This is not the time.
725
00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,265
Okay, now here s what s supposed to happen.
726
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,727
You jam the igniter into the C-4,
727
00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:37,772
you stroll casually to a safe location,
728
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:39,436
and I press the detonator.
729
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,897
Here s what s actually gonna happen.
730
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:45,280
Igniter into C-4, huge explosion,
731
00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:47,823
and you get launched across the bank
732
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:51,654
and we find you in a pile of rubble. Okay?
733
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,163
Good luck.
734
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:04,003

Okay, bro, good to go!

735
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,427
- He is not the smartest badger.
- No.
736
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:35,120
Huh.
737
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:49,794
Mother-roo.
738
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,894
Son of a bitch!
739
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,565
New rule! From here on out,
we only rob human beings.
740
00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,600
This is fucking ridiculous.
741
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:21,542
Locked! Of course they re fucking locked.
Of course.
742
00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:25,080
Why does this bank hate us?
743
00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:29,675
Oh, I found some nickels.
744
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:34,214
Fucking nickels.
Stupidest goddamn coin on the planet.
745
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:35,639
Hey, Jelly.
746
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:39,515
Things is looking up.
I just found us a bunch of nickels.
747
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,603
They shot him from there.
748

00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:43,973

Went through him this way...
749
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,184
Drop the gun, bro.
750
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:50,188
You heard the man. Drop it.
751
00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:52,945
Put the gun down! Put it down!
752
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,444
Put the fucking gun down, dude.
753
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,824
Yo! Earth to dude!
754
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,614
- Drop the fucking gun!
- Drop the fucking gun!
755
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,244
Put the fucking gun down!
756
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:04,661
- Drop the gun!
- Drop the gun, dude!
757
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:05,707
What the fuck are you waiting on?
758
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:09,165
Put the gun down!
759
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:10,791
Guys, what s up?
760
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:13,170
Drop the gun.
761
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,471
This? I found it on him.
762
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:21,854
I ain t interested in the fucking provenance

of the gun. Just put her on the ground.

763
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,314
You gotta be kidding me.
764
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:33,323
Dude, I know that we re sort of
the junior varsity team around here,
765
00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:36,534
but we d appreciate it
if you d surrender your weapon to us
766
00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,953
when we re holding you at gunpoint.
767
00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:41,327
This fucking thing is FBI issue.
768
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,830
FBI? That s interesting.
769
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:49,714
Wait a minute.
An FBI agent tried to rob this bank too?
770
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,210
Or he was here investigating somebody.
771
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,678
We have at least five wanted criminals
in this bank. Right?
772
00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,969
What the fuck is going on here?
773
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,217
- Bingo.
- You got it?
774
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,181
Nope.
775
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,563
I found that missing piece to your ear.
776

00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,687

Now, if you gotta faint, I got ya.
777
00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:11,687
Okay. Peanut Butter and Jelly came
through the front door there.
778
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,271
Darrien and Gates came down the stairs there.
779
00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:15,573
Bullets flew north-south.
The blood splattered east-west.
780
00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:18,197
If he got caught in the Crossfire,
it d be north-south.
781
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,028
Darrien and Gates were on the wrong axis.
782
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,741
So were Peanut Butter and Jelly.
783
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,749
The FBI guy, Jack Hayes, was dead center.
784
00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:31,167
With him in that position,
only two guys could ve shot him.
785
00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:33,875
Mitchell the computer guy.
But he wasn t armed.
786
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,929
So if you eliminate that option,
there s only one other possibility.
787
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,382
The murderer must be
788
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,303
Weinstein.
789
00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:56,397
- Weinstein?

- Yeah.
790
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,073
- You absolutely sure?
- Absolutely.
791
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:01,573
Weinstein, what s your 20? Oh, shit.
792
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,753
Oh, Shit.
793
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,760
Shit, they shot each other.
794
00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:20,175
No, no.
795
00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:23,425
There s no fucking way that this asshole
was able to draw faster than Weinstein.
796
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,260
No way. And where the fuck could
he get a gun and a silencer?
797
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,058
What do you make of this, here, spaceman?
798
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:32,017
I reckon that Weinstein s pissed because the
computer guy invited two parties to the heist,
799
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:35,319
and the computer guy, he s mad
because Weinstein killed the FBI guy.
800
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:38,022
And they both confront each other,
both draw, both die.
801
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,487
Why would Weinstein confront him now?
802
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:41,484
Surprise the bastard.

803
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:44,195
And why would Weinstein kill an FBI agent
in the middle of a bank heist?
804
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,450
To surprise the bastard.
805
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:47,995
Weinstein had the computer guy at gunpoint
when he came into the kitchen,
806
00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:49,663
but the computer guy got two shots into him.
807
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:52,537
Well, maybe someone surprised
somebody else in some other manner.
808
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,964
What if it wasn t a confrontational moment?
What if they were allies?
809
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,040
Hey.
810
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,794
You better watch your fucking mouth
when you talk about my friend.
811
00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:02,004
He would never turn on me, ever.
812
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,724
We ve been working together
for 15 years now.
813
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,976
And that means something
in this fucking business.
814
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,638
Besides, the only people that had access
to the kitchen were, uh,
815
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,015
only Peanut Butter, Jelly and...

816
00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:16,565
- And you, Gates...
- Oh.
817
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:18,271
...had access to the kitchen.
818
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,114
And the hostages upstairs in the ceiling.
819
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,989
Wait a minute. The hostages are crawling
around in the fucking ceiling now.
820
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:26,529
You see that? This is it. This job is over.
821
00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:29,832
No, no, wait, wait. You, wait here!
Darrien. Darrien, mate, listen.
822
00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:31,700
Listen to me, all right?
823
00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:49,768
That s kind of weird.
824
00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:55,391
Hmm.
825
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:03,150
Well, PB, what are we gonna do now?
826
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:04,867
I got nothing, bro.
827
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:10,373
Except I m gonna get this piece of ear
into the freezer up there.
828
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:16,705
Buddy, I swear, if you was a woman,
I d marry you.
829
00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:20,291
Well, I ain t.

830
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,145
Whoa, bro. You coming downstairs with me.
831
00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:37,066
Where s the clicker?
We need it to get out of here.
832
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:40,478
So there are a couple more dead bodies.
That means we change the plan, all right?
833
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:42,279
It doesnt mean we call off the job.
834
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,820
The plan? You know what they say
about plans, don t ya?
835
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:45,991
No, what do they say?
836
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:49,445
They say if you wanna make God laugh,
tell him all about your fucking plans.
837
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:50,617
And believe me,
838
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:53,537
that motherfuckers up there
laughing his ass off at us right now,
839
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:56,494
because ever since we entered
this miserable fucking bank,
840
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:59,122
nothing has gone according
to the goddamn plan!
841
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:00,585
Now where s the goddamn clicker?
842
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:01,753
Weinstein had it, all right?

843
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,459
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
But where did he put it?
844
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,135
I don t know where he put it.
All right, listen, Darrien.
845
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,805
Just listen to me, all right? Just calm down
and listen to me, all right?
846
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,673
We should ve gotten out of here
a long fucking time ago.
847
00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,475
- No, no, listen, mate.
- it s over.
848
00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:12,972
We need that to bust the clutch, yeah?
849
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,595
Yeah, well, I need it to cut my way out.
850
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,477
Don t fuck me over here, right, cause
I wanna stay here and do this bank.
851
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:18,941
The bank job is a bust!
852
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,643
It s not a fucking bust. Listen to me, all right.
853
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:23,730
Me and you sitting on a desert island
somewhere, "sucky-sucky, 5 dollar,"
854
00:50:23,812 --> 00:50:25,189
lots of birds, all that sort of shit.
855
00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:27,195
Think about it.
It s a good fucking option for you, mate.

856
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,275
I m getting the fuck out of here.
857
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:30,157
Oh, look, Darrien, come on, mate.
You blow the fuck...
858
00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:32,113
Darrien! Come on, man.
859
00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:34,616
The bolts are retracted. It s just a motor left.
860
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,997
- This will drastically...
- Get the fuck off me!
861
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,211
Look this will drastically
affect your rankings, mate.
862
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,004
That s all I m fucking saying, all right.
863
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,633
And I thought you people had balls!
864
00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:46,836
You re a fucking disgrace
to black criminals everywhere!
865
00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:50,005
Fuck you.
866
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:55,641
Shit! Fucking shit!
867
00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:09,779
I know tonight s been
a complete and utter fuck-up.
868
00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:11,990
But not any more! No, no.
869
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:16,165
Now there is only one robbery team,

the three of us.

870
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,492
Hey, can we be Mystic Lightning?
871
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,704
No, you can t be fucking Mystic Lightning,
you muppet.
872
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:26,550
No more bathroom breaks.
No more perks, no more cushy treatment.
873
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,549
This shit just got really fucking real!
874
00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:36,766
And because there is now only one army,
there is now only one general.
875
00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:40,606
Me, all right? I m the fucking general.
876
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:44,064
I m in complete control.
877
00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,903
Nothing happens here without me saying so,
all right?
878
00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:57,706
Oh, fucking come on.
879
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:01,369
Honestly, I don t know why I fucking bother.
880
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:10,507
Now go on, take the hostages
up the office. Go on.
881
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:12,046
Go on.
882
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,382
All right, everybody, you heard the man.
883

00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:18,602

Come on, come on, get moving.
Everybody up the stairs. Let s go, let s go.
884
00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:21,017
Did you rig his blowtorch?
885
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,934
No, I fucking didn t. And I suppose
you wankers didn t either, right?
886
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:25,934
Nope.
887
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:32,491
So what s next? Do we start with the vault
or do we kill all the hostages?
888
00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:36,404
Oh, uh, definitely the vault.
889
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:40,366
We find that having hostages around
can be real handy.
890
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:44,332
You can use them as human shields,
or they can fetch stuff for you, like
891
00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:47,540
- bags of money or snacks.
- Fine.
892
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:51,210
All right, we start with the vault
on one condition.
893
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:56,345
When the time comes to do em,
I get to do em all.
894
00:52:58,092 --> 00:52:59,139
Yeah?
895
00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:03,806
Yeah, that shouldn t be a problem.
We ain t really into mass murder.

896
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:06,233
But if that s part of your MO.,
897
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:08,189
that s totally cool with us.
898
00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:10,354
All right, let s do it.
899
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,317
Yeah? Come on, let s get to work.
900
00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,417
You okay?
901
00:53:25,494 --> 00:53:27,997
Oh, I m great. This is so much better
than flying first class,
902
00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:29,873
drinking champagne, going to my wedding.
903
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:32,631
If you could walk out of the bank
with the money, would you still need Max?
904
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:36,180
Oh, God. Seriously, Tripp,
you have got to let this go.
905
00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:37,973
I can t let anything go. I m obsessive.
906
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,059
If you had the money,
would you still need Max?
907
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:42,136
Yes, I would.
908
00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,187
- What, to open the door for you?
- Sure.
909
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,227
- To cuddle you at night?

- I m not so big on cuddling.

910
00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:47,558
Take you to Mom and Dad for the weekend?
911
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,985
- My mom happens to love him.
- You know what the problem is?
912
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:52,730
Everybody says money can t buy happiness,
but nobody actually believes it.
913
00:53:52,855 --> 00:53:55,324
Tripp, your persistence is touching.
It really is.
914
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,652
But at 5:00 a.m. I walk out of here
and go back to Max.
915
00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,320
So you re saying I have until 5:00 a.m.
916
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:02,247
No! That is not what I m saying.
917
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:06,998
Now, since the torch is blown,
918
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:10,460
we ll use a controlled blast
with your C-4 on the clutch there.
919
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:12,758
Oh, we all about the controlled blast.
920
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,586
Yeah, that d be a nice change of pace.
921
00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:18,968
And I just want you lads to know that
I m not just using you for your explosives.
922
00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,557
Oh, we ain t thought that.

923
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,725
Just go and check on that now.
924
00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,275
- Ro-sham-bo?
- Okay.
925
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:38,401
But no pee, no sneak attacks,
no dynamite, no Apache helicopters,
926
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,703
- and no nuclear weapons.
- Just go and check on them, all right?
927
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,577
And kill whoever s up there.
928
00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:52,214
Dang! He always throws scissors.
929
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:54,709
Why do I go with paper? Why, Jelly?
930
00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:58,797
Why do you always go with paper? You know
he s going with scissors. Go with rock.
931
00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:07,100
Yo.
932
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:11,980
Hello.
933
00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:20,529
Anybody in here?
934
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:22,736
Hmm?
935
00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:31,628
Hey, man.
936
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,123
I know you re in here.

937
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:36,125
I don t wanna shoot you, Tripp. Okay?
938
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:37,626
I just...
939
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:42,840
I just wanna rob banks.
940
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,352
And I don t know what s happening any more.
941
00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:49,270
With the heist?
942
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:53,271
Yeah with the... With the heist.
With everything.
943
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,149
I should be the happiest guy in the world
right now.
944
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,148
I got a great job. I work with my best friend.
945
00:55:59,231 --> 00:56:00,699
The hours, they re ideal.
946
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,360
But we never had to shoot people before,
you know?
947
00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:05,286
We never had to kill anybody before.
948
00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:12,915
Man, can you please just come out of there?
949
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,090
You know, it s weird saying all this stuff
to a photocopier.
950
00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:20,719
- Look, I am not trying to be negative, okay?
- Okay.

951
00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,804
It s... All I m saying is
952
00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:28,685
maybe I m not good at robbing banks,
you know?
953
00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:31,726
Maybe this is not what Jesus put me
on this earth to do.
954
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:34,854
I mean, my grandfather, he sold moonshine
955
00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,857
My father was a repeat sex offender.
956
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:40,234
I mean, being a criminal is in my blood.
957
00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:43,779
But between you and me,
958
00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:48,038
it s always been my dream
to work in a water park.
959
00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:50,745
I hear you.
960
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:54,749
You know, for whatever it s worth,
I think you re a really great bank robber.
961
00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:56,914
- You mean that?
- Mmm-hmm.
962
00:56:57,205 --> 00:56:59,924
I mean, you re not just saying that
cause I got a gun pointed at your dick?
963
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,300
No, no. Listen. Nothing that has gone wrong
here tonight is your fault.

964
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:05,760
You re being sabotaged.
965
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,342
Here, look. Look at this. Easy.
966
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,349
- I m gonna show you something. See?
- Hey!
967
00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,555
Hey, where d you...
968
00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:15,182
Oh, man, where d you get those?
969
00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:17,355
I stole these from your suitcase earlier.
But listen.
970
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:21,655
Look, watch. Even with...
Even with a foreign bandwidth interference,
971
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,116
the detonator should work. Watch.
972
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,072
Nothing. Who modified this for you?
973
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:32,704
- Our point man. Are you okay?
- No. Who s your point man?
974
00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:34,417
Yeah, I m pretty sure
I m not supposed to tell you that.
975
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:36,036
Whoever modified these is trying to kill you.
976
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,046
It s either your point man or...
977
00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:42,755
- How well do you know Peanut Butter?

- Hey, bro!
978
00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,589
Me and Peanut Butter, we re like brothers,
you understand me?
979
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:49,221
- Yeah! Yeah!
- No, actually my brother is a prick.
980
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:52,937
Me and Peanut Butter are like a couple of
best-friend gay dudes in a bathtub.
981
00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:55,522
That s how fucking tight we are. Okay?
982
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:59,060
Look. There s a lot of money at play.
983
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:01,687
You have to look at all the angles.
984
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,283
You know, he did know about that freezer
985
00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:08,276
even though we had never been
in that kitchen.
986
00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:11,280
Then again, it is a kitchen.
987
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:14,119
- Touch.
- Who s your point man?
988
00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:18,253
Look at me, man. I m a fucking mess.
You can trust me. Who s your point man?
989
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:24,752
All right, fine, here. There. Look at it.
990
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:29,010
Name s Vicellous Drum. We never met him.

991
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,638
But his cheques cleared
and his info was straight.
992
00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:33,768
Never saw a face, just a fax.
993
00:58:33,969 --> 00:58:35,095
Is getting a fax normal?
994
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:38,474
Yeah, yeah, you think
everybody d be into the e-mail, right?
995
00:58:38,473 --> 00:58:41,477
Nah, see. The cops,
they got a million ways to track that stuff,
996
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,939
but they kind of skipped
on the anti-fax technology.
997
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:49,618
You know? Plus, it... Everybody likes
the convenience of a hard copy.
998
00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:53,079
I don t mean to frighten you,
999
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:57,835
but do you think there could be something
to this conspiracy theory?
1000
00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:00,458
Well, I don t wanna...
1001
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:04,591
I don t wanna impugn anyone s character,
1002
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:08,720
but the other night
I caught Rex measuring the vault.
1003
00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:11,344
I asked him what he was doing
and he said he was trying to see

1004
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:13,767
if there was enough room
for the new foreign currencies.
1005
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:15,973
- Oh, my God, that s so weird.
- It is.
1006
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:17,971
He would know when the system was down.
1007
00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:20,933
Oh, my God, he would.
1008
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:25,021
Well, and of course, as he s had to tell us
multiple times, he s an expert
1009
00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:27,322
at bank-robbery procedure.
1010
00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:28,899
- You re right.
- But, Mr. Blythe...
1011
00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:30,734
- What?
- ...he is such a dork.
1012
00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:40,081
Anyone seen my glucose shot?
1013
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,415
- Oh!
- Get a chair!
1014
00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:47,669
Oh, my gosh. Oh! You re gonna be okay.
Oh, my goodness.
1015
00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,719
Does anybody have any sugar? Rex?
1016
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,803
No, I don t snack.
1017

00:59:51,463 --> 00:59:53,966

Okay, hold his head. Hold his head.
1018
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,764
Fire! Fire!
1019
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,937
Fire!
1020
00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:00,605
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where s the fire?
1021
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,603
This man needs a glucose shot
1022
01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:04,855
and otherwise he s gonna die,
and I m gonna go get it
1023
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,273
and you can t stop me. Come on, everybody.
1024
01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:09,448
Okay, but where s the fire?
1025
01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:12,734
So, do you work with
this Vicellous Drum guy a lot?
1026
01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:15,032
Yeah. We were decoys for him once.
1027
01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:19,124
He had us rob this Jiffy Lube
while he pulled this big heist downtown.
1028
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:23,379
Bummer is this lube place
has got, like, no cash in it.
1029
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:26,214
I mean, we scored like 80 bucks Canadian.
1030
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,758
Hey! Oh, Mr. Blythe is having a diabetic fit.
1031

01:00:28,834 --> 01:00:31,337

We have to find his shot.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
1032
01:00:38,385 --> 01:00:39,511
Where s my gun?
1033
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:47,485
Check under the ledges.
That s where we hid contraband in Joliet.
1034
01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:48,813
Stuck it under there with gum.
1035
01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:53,074
Wait. You re an ex-con
and you re guarding this bank?
1036
01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:56,115
Yeah. I might ve taken
a few liberties on my resume.
1037
01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:58,788
- What were you in jail for?
- Not bank robbery.
1038
01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:00,578
I committed other victimless... You know?
1039
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,659
- Mmm-hmm.
- Mail fraud. I did a lot of mail fraud.
1040
01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:03,743
Mmm-hmm.
1041
01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:06,830
- Fine, but they weren t even big banks.
- How many banks have you robbed?
1042
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,540
A few dozen.
1043
01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:10,546
- Oh, my God.
- Relax.
1044

01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,386

I m rehabilitated and shit.
1045
01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:16,423
So, what s your deal? You single?
1046
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,639
I think I found it.
1047
01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:25,481
Oh, my God.
1048
01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:38,908
Wow, his pulse has come back already.
1049
01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:40,906
He s starting to open his eyes.
1050
01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,124
He s a tough old bird.
1051
01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:45,960
- Wanna sit up?
- Ready?
1052
01:01:48,914 --> 01:01:52,134
All right, I m closing this door
for the last time. Are we clear?
1053
01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:57,306
I said, is that clear, you fucking cunts?
1054
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:59,675
Oh! Oh, I don t... I don t like that word.
1055
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:01,931
- What did you just say?
- I don t like the C-word.
1056
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:04,855
Now you try saying that one more time
and I ll out your...
1057
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:07,524
I said I don t like the C-word!
1058

01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,977

And in America we never use it!
1059
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,937
Oh, good, the fucking hostages are armed.
1060
01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:14,690
He got the same type of gun
that you do, Jelly.
1061
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,067
That is my gun, dude.
1062
01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:20,904
I suppose you ll be needing this?
1063
01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:22,656
What the fuck is that?
1064
01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:26,459
That is our way out of here.
So what do you want, a cut?
1065
01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,832
A conversation outside. Let s go.
Hands over your heads, now!
1066
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,414
Hands over your heads. Let s go, outside.
1067
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:36,379
Calm down now, calm down,
you fucking maniac. All right?
1068
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:37,880
- Tell me about your point man.
- Why?
1069
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:41,179
Unless you have something to barter with,
you will answer my fucking questions!
1070
01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:43,477
All right, all right.
Weinstein was our liaison, all right?
1071
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,436

- I never met our point man.

- How did you communicate?
1072
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,230
- I m not gonna tell you that.
- Do you wanna get out of here?
1073
01:02:47,305 --> 01:02:48,852
Do you wanna get out of here? Just do it!
1074
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,900
- Answer the question!
- All right. Listen, listen. Look.
1075
01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:53,941
This fax was all we got, all right?
1076
01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:56,861
Now, I ll trade you for the Clicker.
All right, there it is.
1077
01:02:57,232 --> 01:02:58,859
- Nice and slow.
- All right, stand up!
1078
01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:01,783
- Now give me the Clicker. Give me the clicker.
- Here s the clicker.
1079
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:03,204
All right.
1080
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:07,584
- Now give me the fucking gun.
- Whoa! Now, that s Jelly s gun.
1081
01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:09,081
It was his mother s.
1082
01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:12,539
Your mother s gun?
1083
01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:14,712
Your mother gave it to you?
1084
01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:19,345
All right, I m sorry. All right.

1085
01:03:21,089 --> 01:03:23,262
What, are you giving the
fucking hostages your gun now, eh?
1086
01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,259
- No, I didn t...
- Are you a fucking...
1087
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:27,934
Have you lost your fucking marbles?
You just lost your gun privileges. Go on.
1088
01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:29,848
Go on.
1089
01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:32,183
Jesus. And you.
1090
01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:35,903
If I hear one more fucking peep
out of you, one,
1091
01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:37,947
- then you re a dead man, all right?
- All right.
1092
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,567
- Now get your arse back in there.
- All right, thank you.
1093
01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:41,742
I m in.
1094
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:43,487
Jesus.
1095
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:44,947
Now let s get back to work.
1096
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,408
- Oh, my God!
- What is that all about?
1097
01:03:47,407 --> 01:03:50,331
I just traded the key out of here for this fax!

1098
01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:53,755
- And that s a good trade?
- I don t know. That s why I kept the battery.
1099
01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:55,540
Look.
1100
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:58,589
Listen. Mr. Blythe told me that he saw Rex
measuring the inside of the safe,
1101
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,512
and I noticed that when I asked for the chair,
Swiss Miss brought it right over.
1102
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,215
Speaking of Swiss Miss...
1103
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:05,929
Hey, Swiss Miss is missing.
1104
01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:07,181
Oh, my God, it s happening.
1105
01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:09,016
- It s happening.
- What is happening?
1106
01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:10,312
- it s happening.
- What?
1107
01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:12,478
The faxes. The night-vision goggles.
1108
01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:14,943
- Oh, my God, the fucking faxes. The goggles.
- What are you talking about?
1109
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,521
- 155, 70...
- Tripp, stop counting.
1110
01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:20,778
- Those faxes... The gun... Huh?
- Tripp, stop! Stop!

1111
01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:26,366
- What?
- Why the fuck did you do that?
1112
01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:27,698
Because I thought it would
help clear your mind.
1113
01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:29,533
No, it doesn t work like that!
1114
01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:30,829
For fuck s sake.
1115
01:04:30,825 --> 01:04:33,544
I got 8,000 things going on
in my mind right now,
1116
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,213
and I have to think about the kiss, too?
1117
01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,460
Are you kidding me?
1118
01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:39,884
Oh, my God, my brain is gonna explode!
1119
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,836
Oh, God!
1120
01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:53,231
The dude s crazy but he is very gifted.
1121
01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:56,936
I know. He is a bona fide criminal mastermind.
1122
01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,279
We re blessed.
1123
01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:01,986
Can we help you?
1124
01:05:01,981 --> 01:05:05,326
Yeah. Get you, you know, like a diet soda?
1125

01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:09,239

Will you please just go anywhere else?
1126
01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:20,675
One hour left.
1127
01:05:20,792 --> 01:05:22,339
We re gonna make it here, team. I told you.
1128
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,798
So far the only people
that have been killed are criminals.
1129
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:29,180
And they can all go fucking kill each other,
for all I care.
1130
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:32,012
We re survivors.
Or as I like to call us, hero-vivors_
1131
01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:37,647
Everyone, starting tomorrow,
you are getting one week s paid vacation.
1132
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:40,816
Son of a bitch. I already got next week off.
1133
01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:43,277
Well, then, we re gonna have to
give you another week.
1134
01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:45,024
Thank you.
1135
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:48,657
We re not safe yet.
1136
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:51,035
You re that upset
that you were wrong and I was right?
1137
01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:53,207
No. Oh, no!
1138
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:58,547
Oh, my God! Oh, God.

1139
01:05:59,747 --> 01:06:01,715
- Wait. Whats that in her bra?
- I ll get it!
1140
01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:05,469
- Okay.
- Do it.
1141
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:06,671
Oh, this is really gross.
1142
01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:11,927
Go ahead. Pull it. Pull it out. Nice.
1143
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,266
She works at a Swiss bank?
1144
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:25,236
Oh, man. What a waste.
1145
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:29,281
It s like extra sad
when a hot chick dies.
1146
01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:33,577
When a ugly chick dies, it s like,
their life probably sucked anyway,
1147
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:34,657
so it s no big deal.
1148
01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:38,120
But when a hot chick dies,
it s, like, totally tragic.
1149
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:42,795
I know, I mean, hot chicks,
they re like unicorns or leprechauns.
1150
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:46,595
They re rare and they re precious
and they need to be protected.
1151
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:50,097
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- What?

1152
01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:51,800
This is not a robbery.
1153
01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:10,452
This is not a robbery! This is not a robbery!
1154
01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:12,621
You re a fucking dead man.
1155
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:15,786
Hakuna matata, motherfucker!
1156
01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:21,671
Just hear me out
and I will return your firing pin.
1157
01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:23,794
All right, yeah.
1158
01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:27,468
These are the two faxes
inviting both your teams to rob this bank.
1159
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,337
This is a fax inviting Swiss Miss here.
1160
01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:30,463
They re all completely different
1161
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,636
except each one has a blemish
that appears every 3.2 inches.
1162
01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:34,843
It is made when the printing drum
has a scratch on it.
1163
01:07:34,842 --> 01:07:36,310
- I don t get it.
- Me neither.
1164
01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:37,974
Each one was printed by the same machine?
1165
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:39,848

You were all invited here by the same person.

1166
01:07:39,847 --> 01:07:41,849
The same person, who?
1167
01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:43,897
- Vicellous Drum.
- Who s Vicellous Drum?
1168
01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:47,277
The number-one criminal mastermind
in the world.
1169
01:07:47,438 --> 01:07:49,065
He s stupid smart.
1170
01:07:49,190 --> 01:07:52,239
This is not a bank robbery.
This is an organized ambush.
1171
01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,410
Vicellous Drum has a problem.
1172
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,868
He s gotta kill a bunch of people
who are all connected to him
1173
01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:57,657
but he can t look like he s behind it.
1174
01:07:57,824 --> 01:07:59,918
So you re saying that each of us here
is connected
1175
01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:02,917
to this Whatever Drum person
for some reason?
1176
01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,919
Yes. Here, let me lay it out for you.
1177
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:08,589
If I am right about this,
the FBI agent has been after Drum for years.
1178
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,883
Darrien and Weinstein worked

for Drum before.

1179
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,553
The Swiss bank representative
launders Drum s money.
1180
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,638
Mitchell Wolf is Drum s computer hacker
1181
01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:18,265
Peanut Butter and Jelly have
worked for him as decoys.
1182
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:19,930
Each one of them could rat him out.
1183
01:08:20,013 --> 01:08:21,515
And as for the rest of you, who knows?
1184
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:23,566
Maybe Mr. Blythe denied Mr. Drum a loan.
1185
01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:25,731
Maybe Madge
and her kind, wonderful, warm tones
1186
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,107
offended Mr. Drum in some way.
1187
01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:29,860
Maybe Mr. Clean flirted with him
in a prison shower
1188
01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:32,700
Give one blowjob in prison
and you never live it down, never.
1189
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:34,072
Maybe we re all here by accident.
1190
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,536
Like me, just collateral damage.
1191
01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:37,614
Oh, you have gotta be kidding me.
1192

01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:39,540

Lock us in a bank
and hope we all kill each other?
1193
01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,955
I mean, that is a sloppy plan,
especially for Drum.
1194
01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:44,504
Which is why he s here, in person.
1195
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:45,830
Oh, come on.
1196
01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:48,883
Just think about it.
The blowtorch, the explosives,
1197
01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:51,636
they all went off at exactly the right time.
1198
01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:54,801
The FBI agent was obviously
the biggest threat to Drum,
1199
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:56,599
so he had Weinstein take him out first.
1200
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:02,438
See, that s right. Weinstein
was working for Drum from the beginning.
1201
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:04,899
So was Mitchell, who knew
when the security system would be down.
1202
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,567
And so Drum killed them next.
1203
01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:14,238
Drum did his best to make it look
like a double murder
1204
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,157
But the clicker that was in Weinstein s mouth
1205
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:18,538

was a big red flag

that something strange was going on.
1206
01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:21,912
My best guess is that Weinstein must ve
hid the clicker in his mouth
1207
01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:24,957
to prevent the real killer, Vicellous Drum,
from getting out of the bank.
1208
01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:27,796
Next, Drum took out Darrien
with a rigged blowtorch.
1209
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,177
And then Drum shot the Swiss Miss.
1210
01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:36,180
Five down, only eight to go.
1211
01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:39,100
Oh, that is fucking bullshit. You know what?
1212
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,645
That s a nice little story you told, sunshine,
but I ve got a vault to blow.
1213
01:09:42,637 --> 01:09:45,937
It s not gonna open up. Listen to me.
The money s like flypaper.
1214
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:49,110
It s just a lure to get you here
so Drum can kill you.
1215
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:50,945
Come on, hell,
there s no money in the bank at all!
1216
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,648
Of course there s fucking money in a bank.
Don t even say that.
1217
01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:57,198
No way, dude.
We have worked way too hard for this.

1218
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,779
You are not listening to me.
This is not a bank robbery!
1219
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:17,715
Well, this is the best damn
non-bank robbery I ve ever seen.
1220
01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:19,640
And you said there s
no money in the vault, eh?
1221
01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,009
You just don t get it. It s flypaper.
1222
01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:22,685
Yeah, eat your words, freak show.
1223
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:29,567
Mother-roo.
1224
01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:33,150
Oh, my God!
1225
01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:36,191
Oh, my God!
1226
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,323
So it doesn t matter that the money is here?
1227
01:10:39,318 --> 01:10:41,696
Vicellous Drum is still gonna
try to kill everybody?
1228
01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:44,248
Yeah. I can t believe nobody s starting
to lose their mind right now.
1229
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:49,416
I don t know which one of you
is Vicellous Drum.
1230
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:53,792
You stay the hell away from me.
1231
01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:10,892

Aren t you gonna get a gun?

1232
01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,067
No, it doesn t matter.
1233
01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:14,061
Drum s plan was always to
take out numerous armed targets.
1234
01:11:14,061 --> 01:11:15,859
Our only hope is to outthink him.
1235
01:11:15,855 --> 01:11:17,698
So how do you kill a bank full
of armed people?
1236
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:21,118
Cut off the lights, strap on the night-vision
goggles and take everybody out.
1237
01:11:21,194 --> 01:11:22,571
Jesus Christ,
how d you come up with that idea?
1238
01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:25,031
In the office you said something about
there being night-vision goggles.
1239
01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,537
- Yes, there s a pair in the bathroom.
- So what more do you need?
1240
01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:30,040
Whichever guy goes for the goggles
is Vicellous Drum.
1241
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:31,996
Or whatever girl.
1242
01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:43,387
Drachmas? How the fuck
we gonna fence drachmas?
1243
01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,893
Hey, how much you think
we ve got here?
1244

01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,891

Oh, I reckon about 4 or 5 loads.
1245
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:50,814
So, let s get cracking, eh? Chop-chop.
1246
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,238
Really? Now you decide to save the bank?
1247
01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:04,158
No, man, I wanna go with you.
There s a fucking murderer in here!
1248
01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:07,077
Well, I m going too. I m totally freaked out.
1249
01:12:07,198 --> 01:12:09,246
- I wanna go with you.
- Don t forget me, motherfuckers.
1250
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:10,539
Oh, so we re all here.
1251
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,962
Why don t we hold hands
as we go up to the roof, eh?
1252
01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:16,587
It s no use, guys.
You re never gonna get out of this bank alive.
1253
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,093
Oh, would you not say ominous shit like that?
1254
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,091
You gonna spook Jelly.
1255
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:24,257
Actually, Tripp s right.
1256
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:26,976
Your key won t work.
There s no battery in that Clicker.
1257
01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:30,601
Oh, you ve got to be fucking kidding me.

1258
01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:32,894
Now which one of you bastards
has the battery!
1259
01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:34,934
Vicellous Drum.
1260
01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:41,149
- You took the battery to keep us here.
- No...
1261
01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:43,196
Plus you spent half your time
wandering around the bank.
1262
01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:45,153
You could ve killed anyone at any time.
1263
01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:47,659
And what s more mastermindish
than setting up the perfect crime
1264
01:12:47,738 --> 01:12:50,161
and then trying to solve it bit by bit?
1265
01:12:50,157 --> 01:12:53,127
I cannot believe I kissed you.
1266
01:12:53,411 --> 01:12:55,960
Doesn t take a mastermind
to get under your skirt, sweetie.
1267
01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:58,291
Oh, don t flatter yourself
that you d ever get that far.
1268
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:01,215
And the rest of you idiots,
if you d been paying any attention at all,
1269
01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:04,514
you would ve realised that all
the evidence points to Madge!
1270
01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:06,799
No, it don t!

1271
01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:26,660
Who turned out the lights?
1272
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:29,330
Oh, come on. What the fuck?
Not again.
1273
01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:32,166
Shoot anything that moves.
Unless it s me.
1274
01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:34,289
It s Drum. it s fucking Drum.
1275
01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:46,005
Vicellous Drum.
1276
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:09,236
Where is he?
1277
01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:11,079
We ain t seen dick-all, bro.
1278
01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:14,500
Drum?
1279
01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:46,407
Come on out.
1280
01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:48,613
Come on out!
1281
01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:50,361
Come on, Drum.
Come on out.
1282
01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:54,491
It s not me. I m telling you,
I am not Vicellous Drum.
1283
01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:58,586
I shut off the lights because I knew the real
Drum would go for the night-vision goggles.
1284
01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:02,624
Then I went up to the bathroom and I waited.

1285
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,509
Oh.
1286
01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,937
The sick kindly bank manager
with the heart of gold.
1287
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,891
Everyone s gonna be shocked
when they hear it s you.
1288
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:22,690
You think so?
1289
01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:27,322
Those clowns in the lobby
think you re Vicellous Drum.
1290
01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:32,116
So if I kill you, I look more like a hero.
1291
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:36,617
And you kill me, you look
even more like Vicellous Drum.
1292
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:40,081
So either way, you re just fucked.
1293
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:55,267
Very entertaining story, Drum,
but no one s gonna believe it.
1294
01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:59,351
Come on out. No more lying.
The game is over.
1295
01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:01,394
Not so fast.
1296
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:09,024
Tripp and I set you up.
1297
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,071
We knew when the lights went out
1298

01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:14,495

that whoever went for
those night-vision goggles was our guy.
1299
01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:25,669
You can t kill all of us.
1300
01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:26,881
Can he?
1301
01:16:26,874 --> 01:16:28,171
No.
1302
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,927
One million dollars each.
1303
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,717
Untraceable.
1304
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:41,856
All of you.
1305
01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:47,941
Two million dollars.
1306
01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:49,898
Put the gun down!
1307
01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,821
Put the gun down and we ll talk.
1308
01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:57,370
Ah, fuck it.
1309
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:13,838
And then there were six.
1310
01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:33,403
- Here, the Clicker.
- Thanks, bro.
1311
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:37,236
Well, I guess that s all she wrote.
1312
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:46,628
Take it.

1313
01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:48,172
- It s insured.
- Mmm-hmm.
1314
01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:57,090
FDIC, baby. You got to love the New Deal!
1315
01:17:58,048 --> 01:18:00,392
Mother-FOO.
1316
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,137
Thanks, badgers.
1317
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,972
I just wanna say one thing.
1318
01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:08,442
From here on out,
me and Jelly is going straight, ain t we?
1319
01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:12,147
Yeah. Straight to the Hooters in Cancun!
1320
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,496
I almost forgot my ear.
1321
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:29,163
So after all that,
1322
01:18:29,163 --> 01:18:32,167
two guys named Peanut Butter and Jelly
got away with all the money?
1323
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,839
Yeah. It s crazy stupid.
1324
01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:37,255
I think they said they
were fleeing to Winnipeg.
1325
01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:38,847
- Thank you.
- You re welcome.
1326
01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:40,015

- You are free to go.

- Thank you.
1327
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:42,218
All right, lock down all northbound routes.
1328
01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:44,303
- Here are your meds, sir.
- Oh.
1329
01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:45,938
Oh, I ll take the Whole thing.
1330
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:50,143
Suzie, hero is not a word that I would use.
1331
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:53,316
Did I lead my team of hostages through
the darkest night of their lives?
1332
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:55,235
Yeah, I did my job.
1333
01:18:55,314 --> 01:18:57,316
- I want two months off, paid.
- Yes, ma am.
1334
01:18:57,399 --> 01:19:01,700
I wanna wear jeans five days a week,
not just Friday. And I want LASIK, both eyes.
1335
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:04,494
Really, guys, you don t have to do this.
1336
01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:05,491
It s not a problem, ma am.
1337
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,201
Well, thank you.
1338
01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:12,749
Thank you.
1339
01:19:15,292 --> 01:19:16,885
- There you are, ma am.
- Good to go.

1340
01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:19,179
- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Officers.
1341
01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:21,052
Thanks again, Officer.
1342
01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:27,142
- Oh, shit.
- Wow, what is this?
1343
01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:28,851
Is it a toaster?
1344
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:32,026
Is it a gravy boat?
1345
01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:36,940
Ooh. Wow, some people like to give cash.
1346
01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:41,610
I never quite bought your cover story.
Didn t ring true.
1347
01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:44,113
Then I remembered
Weinstein said he was shocked
1348
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:46,790
that only two bank robberies
were going down tonight.
1349
01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:49,334
And then I realised there were actually three.
1350
01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:50,957
Pretty solid plan.
1351
01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:54,794
Kaitlin Nest, plucky new feller
who married the wrong guy.
1352
01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:56,546
Such a sympathetic story.
1353
01:19:56,917 --> 01:20:00,046

Your fake fianc Max

explains your expensive tastes.
1354
01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:01,597
Your history of exotic travel
1355
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:04,011
explains your sudden trip
to a non-extradition state.
1356
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:06,765
And your phoney wedding presents
allowed you to walk out of the bank
1357
01:20:06,885 --> 01:20:10,139
with hundreds of pounds of cash
without anyone raising an eyebrow.
1358
01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:12,099
You were gonna make your move
around 7:00 p.m.
1359
01:20:12,099 --> 01:20:13,396
when all the security went down.
1360
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,569
But Darrien and Drum
and everyone else derailed your plan.
1361
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,191
You must ve been so pissed.
1362
01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:21,234
But you bided your time,
waiting for your opportunity.
1363
01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,452
And when I killed the lights,
you took your shot.
1364
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:40,006
Take it.
1365
01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,553
- It s insured.
- Mmm-hmm.
1366

01:20:44,089 --> 01:20:45,966

It s genius, actually.
1367
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:48,936
No one s gonna open up
a woman s wedding presents.
1368
01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:53,398
And then to have the cops carry the money
out of the bank and into the trunk of your car?
1369
01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:56,936
Honestly, I think I m in love with you.
1370
01:20:58,437 --> 01:20:59,609
Too soon to say that?
1371
01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,611
What do you want, Tripp?
1372
01:21:01,732 --> 01:21:04,155
- Isn t it obvious? I want in.
- Really?
1373
01:21:04,151 --> 01:21:05,653
Equal partners. We only work the long con.
1374
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:07,495
No violence, no bodies.
1375
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:08,956
What makes you think I won t kill you?
1376
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,408
You re not the killing kind.
1377
01:21:10,616 --> 01:21:12,118
Besides, you like me.
1378
01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:14,211
- You think so?
- Oh, I know so. it ll be fun.
1379
01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:15,629
You already know we d make a great team.
1380

01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:18,210

What do you say?
1381
01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:22,965
Are you gonna freak out?
1382
01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:25,305
I don t know what you mean. What?
1383
01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:28,976
The last time I kissed you,
you freaked out and it was pretty pathetic.
1384
01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:38,985
What s your real name?
1385
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:41,356
Alexis Black, number three in banks.
1386
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:43,236
Oh, that s so fucking hot.