Nema zadovoljstva kada nemate ni ta za raditi, sreca je kada imate puno toga za ra diti, a ne radite ni ta.

Mary Wilson Little Onaj koji pita ispadne budala pet minuta, ali onaj koji ne pita ostane budala ci jeli ivot. kineska poslovica elite li vidjeti to sve dijete mo e napraviti, prestanite mu poklanjati stvari. Norman Douglas Slab se covjek premi lja prije no to donese odluku, a jak nakon nje. Karl Kraus Znanost bez religije je Albert Einstein epava, a religija bez znanosti slijepa.

Najbolja stvar kod buducnosti je to dolazi dan po dan. Abraham Lincoln U poslovnoj hijerarhiji svaki zaposlenik te i uzdici se na nivo za koji nije kompe tentan. Laurence J. Peter Savjetujem vam da se o enite: ako nadete dobru cete filozof. Sokrat enu, bit cete sretni;ako ne, postat

Nikad ne kritiziraj covjeka dok barem milju nisi hodao u njegovim cipelama. indijanska poslovica Nikad do otkrica nisam do ao iskljucivo racionalnim razmi ljanjem. Albert Einstein Dobar brak bio bi izmedu slijepe ene i gluhog mu karca. Honore de Balzac

Reci mi s kim se dru i , pa cu ti reci tko si. Znam li cime se bavi ,tad znam to mo e pos ati. Goethe Pozitivan stav mo da nece rije iti sve va e probleme, ali ce iznervirati dovoljno ljud i da bude vrijedno truda. Herm Albright Volio bi ivjeti kao siroma an covjek s puno novca. Pablo Picasso Ako ne mo e vratiti uslugu, proslijedi je. Louise Brown Strucnjak je netko tko zna sve vi e i vi e o sve manje i manje stvari, dok na koncu ne dode do toga da zna sve o nicemu. anonimus Puno je sigurnije da te se boje, nego da te vole! Niccolo Machiavelli Novac... korijen svakog zla, ali lijek svakoj tuzi. Mike Gill

Doista je pravo cudo da ljudska znati elja pre ivi osnovnu Albert Einstein Diplomat je mu karac koji uvijek pamti Robert Frost

kolsku naobrazbu.

enin rodendan, ali nikad njezine godine.

Najte a stvar na svijetu za shvatiti je porez na prihod. Albert Einstein Ne postoji ne to to se zove inteligencija; svatko posjeduje inteligenciju za ne to. S vatko mora biti inteligentan za ono to radi. Edgar Degas Kad budete zadovoljni s onim to jeste, bez usporedivanja i nadmetanja, svi ce vas cijeniti. Lao-Tzu Djeca vas ne cine roditeljem kao Michael Levine to vas klavir ne cini pijanistom.

Pravi test karaktera nije koliko znamo napraviti, vec kako se pona amo u situaciji kad ne to ne znamo napraviti. John Holt Te ko je biti ponizan kad si tako mocan poput mene. Muhammad Ali Koliko su mucnije posljedice bijesa od njegova uzroka. Marko Aurelije I nogom u guzicu je korak naprijed. Kre o iz Stobreca Posudujte novac od pesimista. Oni ne ocekuju da ce ga dobiti nazad. biv a susjeda Kad sam do ao u Ameriku nisam znao engleski, ali je seksualni ivot bio fenomenalan. Danas savr eno govorim engleski, ali je seksualni ivot ocajan. Julio Eglesias Covjek je najsavr enije bice na svijetu kojeg svaka budala mo e napraviti. anonimus Prijatelj mog prijatelja je moj prijatelj. Prijatelj moje prijateljice je moj ne prijatelj. paradoksalna Bolje izgubiti trenutak u ivotu nego izgubiti anonimus ivot u trenutku.

Alkohol je covjekov najveci neprijatelj. Samo kukavice bje e od neprijatelja. kroner ivot je bolest koja se prenosi seksom! nepoznata Kad ugleda nepoznata enu, mu karac postane lovac. Kad ulovi enu, mu karac postane plijen.

NO BRAIN NO PAIN. natpis Bog je stvorio disco glazbu kako bi se ja rodila i postala slavna. Donna Summer Seks je poput snijega, nikad ne zna trajati. nepoznata Pogledaj u ogledalo i vidjet ce nepoznata Za to ulazim u ivotna koliko ce centimetara dobiti i koliko ce dugo

da nisi najru niji na svijetu! iv nije iza ao.

ivot kad iz njega nitko

Bolje biti malo udaren, nego pretucen. nepoznata Idealna ljubav je ona izmedu mu karca s lijepim primanjima i a. nepoznata ene s lijepim davanjim

Karakter se ne mo e razviti u miru i ti ini. Samo kroz iskustvo poku aja i pogre aka mo e se ojacati du a, nadahnuti ambicija, i doseci uspjeh. ( Keller )

''Malo je onih koji vide vlastitim ocima i osjecaju vlastitim srcem.'' (Albert E instein)

Najte a stvar u Rusell )

ivotu je znati koje mostove treba prijeci, a koje spaliti. ( David

Onaj koji nepravedno vrijeda, taj pru a drugima priliku da ga opravdano vrijedaju. Machiavelli Niccolo Biti u vecini nije vrijedno vremena inteligentnog covjeka: Po definiciji, takvih ljudi vec ima dovoljno. G.H.H ardy

Svako vidi kako izgleda , ali ih malo zna ono to jesi. Machiavelli Niccolo

Ne budi nesretan to u ovome svijetu nitko ne zna za tebe. Za to misli da si toliko v a an da bi mi trebali znati za tebe? A kada bude zaista tako va an, a da i ne misli o

tome, oni ce znati za tebe. Konfucius Najsavr eniji covjek nije onaj koji ima najvi e vrlina, nego onaj koji ima najmanje poroka i mana. Seneka

Budite kao baklja na nebu, zraceci ljubav i svjetlost. Zamislite tisucu takvih b aklji na nebu, poput sjajnih zvijezda u dalekim galaksijama koje mo ete vidjeti za vedre noci. Vi imate u sebi istu snagu da zracite ljubav i svjetlo i trebali bi ste sjajiti poput zvijezde, od trenutka kad se probudite ujutro pa do trenutka k ad idete spavati. Apostol Pavao Niccolo Machiavelli QUOTES / QUOTATIONS A prince never lacks legitimate reasons to break his promise. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli A return to first principles in a republic is sometimes caused by the simple vir tues of one man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his ex ample. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli A son can bear with equanimity the loss of his father, but the loss of his inher itance may drive him to despair. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli A wise ruler ought never to keep faith when by doing so it would be against his interests. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Before all else, be armed. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Benefits should be conferred gradually; and in that way they will taste better. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference be tween obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli For among other evils caused by being disarmed, it renders you contemptible; whi ch is one of those disgraceful things which a prince must guard against. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli God is not willing to do everything, and thus take away our free will and that s hare of glory which belongs to us. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Hence it comes about that all armed Prophets have been victorious, and all unarm ed Prophets have been destroyed. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance n eed not be feared.

Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli It is necessary for him who lays out a state and arranges laws for it to presupp ose that all men are evil and that they are always going to act according to the wickedness of their spirits whenever they have free scope. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver w ill never lack victims for his deceptions. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment that he who will trick will always find another who will suffer to be tricked. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Men ought either to be indulged or utterly destroyed, for if you merely offend t hem they take vengeance, but if you injure them greatly they are unable to retal iate, so that the injury done to a man ought to be such that vengeance cannot be feared. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Men rise from one ambition to another: first, they seek to secure themselves aga inst attack, and then they attack others. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Men shrink less from offending one who inspires love than one who inspires fear. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Nature that framed us of four elements, warring within our breasts for regiment, doth teach us all to have aspiring minds. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Never was anything great achieved without danger. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Of mankind we may say in general they are fickle, hypocritical, and greedy of ga in. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli One change always leaves the way open for the establishment of others. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli One who deceives will always find those who allow themselves to be deceived. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Politics have no relation to morals. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Princes and governments are far more dangerous than other elements within societ y. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Severities should be dealt out all at once, so that their suddenness may give le ss offense; benefits ought to be handed ought drop by drop, so that they may be relished the more. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Tardiness often robs us opportunity, and the dispatch of our forces.

Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purp oses, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The fact is that a man who wants to act virtuously in every way necessarily come s to grief among so many who are not virtuous. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the me n he has around him. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The main foundations of every state, new states as well as ancient or composite ones, are good laws and good arms you cannot have good laws without good arms, a nd where there are good arms, good laws inevitably follow. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The new ruler must determine all the injuries that he will need to inflict. He m ust inflict them once and for all. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The one who adapts his policy to the times prospers, and likewise that the one w hose policy clashes with the demands of the times does not. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The question is, then, do we try to make things easy on ourselves or do we try t o make things easy on our customers, whoever they may be? Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli The wish to acquire more is admittedly a very natural and common thing; and when men succeed in this they are always praised rather than condemned. But when the y lack the ability to do so and yet want to acquire more at all costs, they dese rve condemnation for their mistakes. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli There are three kinds of intelligence: one kind understands things for itself, t he other appreciates what others can understand, the third understands neither f or itself nor through others. This first kind is excellent, the second good, and the third kind useless. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli There is no surer sign of decay in a country than to see the rites of religion h eld in contempt. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or mo re uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli To understand the nature of the people one must be a prince, and to understand t he nature of the prince, one must be of the people. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli War is just when it is necessary; arms are permissible when there is no hope exc ept in arms. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli War should be the only study of a prince. He should consider peace only as a bre athing-time, which gives him leisure to contrive, and furnishes as ability to ex ecute, military plans.

Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli We cannot attribute to fortune or virtue that which is achieved without either. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli When you disarm the people, you commence to offend them and show that you distru st them either through cowardice or lack of confidence, and both of these opinio ns generate hatred. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Whoever conquers a free town and does not demolish it commits a great error and may expect to be ruined himself. Quotation of Niccolo Machiavelli Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times.

- Zasto su piloti kamikaza nosili kacige? - Ako crna kutija prezivi pad aviona zasto ne naprave cijeli avion od tog materi jala? - Primjecuje li iko da su na cesti svi koji voze brze od njega manijaci, a svi k oji voze sporije idioti? - Sta ce rok trajanja na kiselom mlijeku? - Ako se jedna plivacica u sinhroniziranom plivanju utopi, sta ce onda biti sa o stalima? - Ako covjek sa podvojenom licnoscu zeli pociniti samoubistvo, zar to onda nije otmica sa pokusajem ubistva? - Zasto rijec jednoslozan ima cetiri sloga? - Kuda idu sumari za vikend? - Zasto se ne proizvodi hrana za macke sa ukusom miseva? - Zasto na BHT katkad obavjestavaju gledatelje da ne mogu pratiti program ili da je nestalo struje? - Ako svijetlost putuje brze od zvuka, kako to da onda neki ljudi izgledaju pame tni sve dok ne progovore? - Kako to da je mrkva narandzastija od narandze? - Zasto svi pritiscu tipke na daljinskom jace kada su baterije gotovo prazne? - Zasto se ministarstvo unutarnjih poslova zove tako kad policija radi i napolju ? - Ako je Supermen otporan na metke, zasto se onda uvijek zaklanja rukom kad neko baci nesto na njega? - Zasto se deterdzent za sudje proizvodi od prirodnog limuna a sok od limuna od umjetnih aroma limuna?

Sve i devu, pa se onda osloni na Boga. - Muhamed a.s. Ima trenutaka kada je dopusteno precutati istinu, ali je nikad ne treba zamijeni ti lazju. Aurelije Augustin " Bog je dao vidljive znakove o sebi onima koji ga tra e. Ima dovoljno svijetla za one koji samo ele vidjeti, a dovoljno nejasnoce za one koji su raspolo eni suprotn o." Tolstoj A. Schopenhauer:

Vjera je kao i ljubav: ona se ne da nametnuti. Zato uzaludan svaki trud da se ona dr avnim mjerama uvede ili ucvrsti. "Nisi dovoljno bogat da bi me darivao" Nietzsche F.

Tko se strastima igra, bit ce proigran i izigran. Kad strastima vlada , savest te hvali, kad se za strastima povodi , savjest te progoni Svet sa svojim po udama prolazi, Strasti su trenutacne, a savest trajna, Strasti su nemirne vode, a savest mirna voda, Savest se uzburka kad se strastima zadovoljava." Vladika Manasije ______________

A donkey with a load of holy books is still a donkey. kad se dvoje spore o vjeri , onda je barem jedan budala" (arapska izreka) "nije li cudno da se ljudi tako rado bore za svoju vjeru, a tako nerado ezinim zakonima." (lichtenberg) Biti siroma an.Ne zna to je to? ive po nj

Onda razori svoju kucu,pa sagradi kolibicu,bez spavace sobe i kucnog bara.Fotelj e i naslonjace zamijeni daskama i sanducima.Ukloni auto,tv,radio.Iskljuci struju ,telefon,plin i vodu.Novine,hladnjak,fri ider,sve to vi e ne dolazi u obzir.Vi e nema ni lijepih haljina.Kada oboli ,nitko nece dovesti lijecnika.Nece biti ni apoteke n i bolnice.Kad postane siroma an,da li ce voljeti one koji svime obiluju,a ne ele dije liti? Phil Bosmans

Ima dobrih i lo ih dana. Dobri prolaze. To nam je ao. Ali i lo i prolaze. Za to nas to n e tje i? (Phil Bosmans)

Vi e mo emo otkriti o nekoj osobi za sat vremena igre, nego za godinu razgovora. (Platon)

Tko ne primjecuje da je mrak, nece tra iti svjetlo. (Phil Bosmans)

Kad su svi protiv Vas to znaci ili da ste apsolutno u krivu ili apsolutno u prav u. Albert Guinon

Kad sam bio mlad mislio sam da je novac najva nija stvar u ostario znam da jest! Oscar Wild

ivotu; sad kad sam

Poznavati druge jest inteligencija; poznavati sebe prava je mudrost. Kontrola dru gih je snaga; kontrola sebe samog prava je moc. LAO TSE "Pazite na svoje misli; one su pocetak postupaka." LAO TSE "Dobrota u rijecima stvara povjerenje. Dobrota u mislima stvara dubinu. Dobrota u davanju stvara ljubav." Bolja je zloca mu ka nego dobrota enska; od ene potjece sramota i ruglo. (Sirah 42,14) Covjek koji ni ta ne riskira za svoje ideje ili ni ta ne vrijede ideje ili ni ta ne vrijedi covjek. Platon

Tko se strastima igra, bit ce proigran i izigran. Kad strastima vlada , savest te hvali, kad se za strastima povodi , savjest te progoni Svet sa svojim po udama prolazi, Strasti su trenutacne, a savest trajna, Strasti su nemirne vode, a savest mirna voda, Savest se uzburka kad se strastima zadovoljava." Vladika Manasije ______________