“This book is pure Sarah Colonna:
hilarious,observant, and surprisingly poignant
.Look past the toned legs and glorious maneo hair and you’ll fnd one o the best comicstorytellers we’ve got.”
 
—Diablo Cody,Oscar-winningscreenwriter o
Juno 
“Ater reading this book, you will quick-ly come to realize why Sarah and I areriends. She is hilarious and just as *cked upas I am.
Her honesty and comedic voicewill either have you laughing in stitches
,
or craving alcohol
.”—Jenny McCarthy
 
LIFE AS IBLOW IT
“I work really hard, and because o that I believe that I should be able to play really hard. It’s not easy to fnd a guy who can handle that. It’s also not easy to fnd a guy who doesn’t mind that at one point in my lie, I slept with some-body named ‘Paul’s riend.’ ” 
In this wickedly funny and irreverent memoir,
Chelsea Lately 
 writer and co-median Sarah Colonna opens up about love, life, and pursuing her dreams...and then screwing it all up. 
Sarah Colonna believes that there are very dierent personalities living in-side each o us, and that sometimes those personalities are at war with oneanother. One wants to have un, not take things too seriously, and have thatourth margarita. The other would like to get married, stay in, order Chineseood, and have a responsible, secure lie.From her ormative years in small-town Arkansas to a later career o dates,drinks, and questionable day jobs, Colonna attempts to reconcile her respon-sible side with her un-loving side. Sometimes this pans out, and sometimesshe fnds hersel in Mexico handing out her phone number to anyone whocalls her pretty. She moves to Los Angeles to pursue acting, but or years isorced to hone her bartending skills; she wants a serious boyriend, but won’tgive up nights at the bar with her riends. She tries to behave like an adult, butcan’t seem to stop acting like a rat boy. In the end, she discovers that theredoesn’t have to be just one or the other. And i there’s one thing Colonna haslearned rom her many missteps, it’s that hindsight is always 100 proo.
TALES OF LIFE, LOvE, & SEx . . nOT nEcESSArILy In ThAT OrdEr
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