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FUN FACTS ABOUT DEMOCRATS

FUN FACTS ABOUT DEMOCRATS

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Know Thy Enemy: Democrats By Frank J.Who gave the Democrats a national convention? Well, before their crazy ideas can spread too far, I sent mycrack research team to find all they can about the dreaded Crat’s of Dem.FUN FACTS ABOUT DEMOCRATS* Democrats chose the donkey as their symbol because the Democrat base smells as bad as one and has thesame verbal skills. In the donkey's defense, it's smart enough to understand a butterfly ballot.* Democrats are big into class warfare. They also are for gun control which has caused the deadliest firearms to be too expensive except for the rich to buy. So, if class warfare ever goes to blows, it won't last long.* Though there are more registered Democrats, they don't vote as much as Republicans percentage-wise because of their tendency to be distracted by shiny things.* Democrats have lost most of the men's vote because they're a bunch of girlie men. Don't tell them that,though, because they'll cry.* Democrats are always trying to get into your wallet to spend money on their wacky ideas. If you see aDemocrat near your wallet, hit him on the head with a rolled up newspaper. You have to catch him in the act or he'll never learn.* While the Democratic leadership is currently devoid of any real leadership or substance, they may try andmake up for that with important-looking hair.* Some Democrats may have served in Vietnam. You can find out which ones by seeing who tells you that factover and over and over.* And over and over and over.* Many Democrats intensely hate Bush because it's easier than confronting the irrelevancy of their ideas. It’sfunny to dump a bucket of cold water on them and hear them blame Haliburton.* If your plagued by Democrats, they can be scared away with snakes, guns, or concepts of individualresponsibility.* Bill Clinton, who cost the Democrats their majorities in the House, Senate, and Governorships while he was president, is still venerated by Democrats because... uh... I guess they're just frick'n retards.* Democrats will often visit maternity wards and shake their fists angrily at all those who escaped the wrath of choice.* Democrats are secretly trying to destroy capitalism. If you see a Democrat near capitalism and lookingsuspicious, immediately report him to the police.* In a fight between Democrats and Aquaman, Aquaman would be slurred by an NAACP ad that links him tolynching.* The Democrats have built a giant statue in tribute to Michael Moore which eyes glow red, shoots fire out of itsass, and constantly demands tributes of ham.

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