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The latest outlook on your love life pages 5-6 ‘Are you prepared for summer? page 7 Sport page 10 LSReal Life Stories cont. longer bre seelng my mother months, fe feito a pattern a. coached my target shy T deeded to ty and at ofstarang myself al day, ea weg (cdetcot posta for my evening ing ross amounts for ea and carey as summer ap- meal My tamiy were over then vomiting the whol ft proached, and my GCSEs l0Yed and outwardly so was |. up. with alitle help fom axa Pitt, | noticed with horror Yetinrealty !was miserable. tives.” ow “much weight Tare. With each meal ate Icould “1 dont know when 1 ce- how much weight; fel te fat returing,clngiNdalaed row out of contol the Shed healthy eating again but winole thing had become the stess of my exams and a Maybe It wes when | found Sheet annoyance at’ meat “I found myself —frycst in tne shower deakng forhaving put on weight cre- drinking TRampoo to speed up the prot fed a cesre to puneh my. 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Convoriondy managing as Seuslatesramccoutcrne | Advertising s; house without eating break- fast every day rang alarm bells in mum's head, whilst my frequent excuses as 10 why | wasn't eating dinner in the canteen concerned my friends. Yet when they con- fronted me, 1 couldn't for shame admit what was going fn, I just shouted and cried, and slowly began to push ‘away those who were closest to me. Even when | was forced to the Doctors to be diagnosed as being in the progressive phase of anorexia | laughed in his, face,” this did have an impact though, When | could no ‘ant to advertise something? “Ace you trying to sell something or looking for a special w item? ‘Are youn drama group and wish o advertise your produc: tion? Do you know of any job places that are available? If you fall into any of these categories just write down you ‘name, details ofthe job or what you are selling or looking fo ‘and pop itinto the box provided in E13.Could You Be Suffering From Hypochondria? by Your Resident Doc. feware! An iliness SuS- person who you perceive to be this article has uncovered @ ceptible 0 anyone is in a bit ofa freak and a threat to suppressed problem, espe- the viciniy. Those your own sanity; 2) Take this cially within our own sbcth form. rmostat risk include maniacally Social misft under your caring This has resuited in the pro- Gepressive students, whohave wing with compassion and of- posed set up of 2 ‘Mutual rothing better to do with their ferthem your iendship aswell Hypochondriac Society time than fee! il. {as the opportunity to gata fe, where sufferers will be able 0 ‘Athough mockery may pre- ‘make new friends and talk vai, hypochondria is a fact of - “Excuse yourself openly about about tneir i life for some people, many of from this hness(es). More information whom suffer their “unreal” wml be” appearing on notice Symptom, in sience. Recog- unfortunate person” boards eround the sich form risable signs. of this liness book within. the following may include fidgety, nervous Whatever course of action you month. | understand that the behaviour, wih a fellow cass: chose, remember to act wih iMtfoduction of such @ group mote reguiary going home il caution “wen infitrating i a8 long been awaited. Just Or not attending their educa- Now please, excuse me, your t/ f0 hang on in there just @ tonal periods at all However, resident heath expert who wil Mle while longer - help will such occurrences should not remain. anonymous for the $20” beat hand! be confused with those few time being at least, as | have students who are truly sufler- got an appointment a the doc- ing fom a bout of influenza, a tors for which | must keep common cold, or in some good time, especialy after be- (Gossioy most?) cases; aang Ing lte last woek! over - not forgeting the most Sincere studious ones who put To all concerned: the re- itblunty, have not done thelr search cared out fo constuct English essay or Maths exer cise that was due in a Week last Thursday! 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Goon. please Plaase come situation: 1) Quickly excuse {2s we neee yur blood.” WE WANT YOUR BLCOD... MNMGOBBLE- yoursel from this untorunate | GoseteGoast SSE NEXT ISSUE : our resident health expert gives the low-down ‘on the common problem of smelly belly buttons and shares her own personal problem ofits (her belly. button's) peculiar scent, which resembles that of cheese!