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by David J.RosenAll Rights ReservedPublished in the United States by Broadway Books,animprint ofThe Doubleday Broadway Publishing Group,adivision ofRandom House,Inc.,New York.www.broadwaybooks.com
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Rosen,David J.I just want my pants back / David J.Rosen.— 1st ed.p.cm.1.Jewish men—Fiction.2.New York (N.Y.)—Fiction.I.Title.PS3618.O8314I18 2007813'.6—dc222007000293
isbn:978-0-7679-2794-9printed in the united states ofamerica