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I Just Want My Pants Back by David J. Rosen - Excerpt

I Just Want My Pants Back by David J. Rosen - Excerpt

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Now a new MTV series, from acclaimed director and executive producer Doug Liman (“Mr. and Mrs. Smith, “Swingers,” “Go,” “The Bourne Identity”)

Jason Strider is a twentysomething young man with an English degree from an Ivy League university, a very small apartment in New York, a vapid job as a receptionist at a casting agency—and no particular idea what to do with his life. On most evenings he gets stoned and goes out, sometimes with his long-time best friend and wingman Tina and sometimes alone, if not to get laid then at least to get hammered enough to really regret it the next day and be late for work.

Then one night Jason has athletic, appliance-assisted intercourse with a cute girl named Jane—and ends up lending her his favorite Dickies jeans. Many unanswered e-mails and text messages later, he is reduced to the plaint “I just want my pants back.” How he does, in a most unexpected way, find those pants and how he is forced to face his immaturity—and mortality—are at the heart of this smart, raunchily comic and deeply affecting novel.

To read more about I Just Want My Pants Back or David J. Rosen please visit Crown Publishing at www.crownpublishing.
Now a new MTV series, from acclaimed director and executive producer Doug Liman (“Mr. and Mrs. Smith, “Swingers,” “Go,” “The Bourne Identity”)

Jason Strider is a twentysomething young man with an English degree from an Ivy League university, a very small apartment in New York, a vapid job as a receptionist at a casting agency—and no particular idea what to do with his life. On most evenings he gets stoned and goes out, sometimes with his long-time best friend and wingman Tina and sometimes alone, if not to get laid then at least to get hammered enough to really regret it the next day and be late for work.

Then one night Jason has athletic, appliance-assisted intercourse with a cute girl named Jane—and ends up lending her his favorite Dickies jeans. Many unanswered e-mails and text messages later, he is reduced to the plaint “I just want my pants back.” How he does, in a most unexpected way, find those pants and how he is forced to face his immaturity—and mortality—are at the heart of this smart, raunchily comic and deeply affecting novel.

To read more about I Just Want My Pants Back or David J. Rosen please visit Crown Publishing at www.crownpublishing.

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Published by: Crown Publishing Group on Dec 20, 2011
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by David J.RosenAll Rights ReservedPublished in the United States by Broadway Books,animprint ofThe Doubleday Broadway Publishing Group,adivision ofRandom House,Inc.,New York.www.broadwaybooks.com
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and its logo,a letter B bisected on thediagonal,are trademarks ofRandom House,Inc.This book is a work offiction.Names,characters,businesses,organizations,places,events,and incidents either are theproduct ofthe author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.Any resemblance to actual persons,living or dead,events,orlocales is entirely coincidental.
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Rosen,David J.I just want my pants back / David J.Rosen.— 1st ed.p.cm.1.Jewish men—Fiction.2.New York (N.Y.)—Fiction.I.Title.PS3618.O8314I18 2007813'.6—dc222007000293
isbn:978-0-7679-2794-9printed in the united states ofamerica

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Before the MTV show, there was a book, and it's pretty awesome. Check out chapter one!
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