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Daddy's Little Girl

Daddy's Little Girl

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Published by Sean Pomposello
A one minute monologue sketch premiered at the Universal Monsters reading series.
A one minute monologue sketch premiered at the Universal Monsters reading series.

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Published by: Sean Pomposello on Dec 23, 2011
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“Daddy’s Little Girl”
Written bySean PomposelloSean Pomposello26 Garthwaite TerraceMaplewood, NJ 07040onebigshoe@gmail.com 973-762-7680
Cell: 917-837-7368
 
DADC’mon, don’t gimme that look, you know it’s true. We’re wireddifferent. Guys look for a good rack and a nice pair apockets. Chicks, well, they gotta think about financialsecurity, my right? I’m not sayin’ a woman gotta go be alittle prostitute or a fuckin’ gold digger. But, you know what I mean. So, anyway, my ole lady and I got a 23-year-old-daughter. She’s a good kid, too. We raised her right. I mean,she got her head on straight—wants to get married, push out akid or two, keep the house in order, all that happyhorseshit, okay. Problem is, she ain’t much to look at. Hey,I can say it, she’s mine. Alright…okay… she’s downrighthomely. A smokin’ bod, but, nothing to look at in the facialregion. Not circus ugly, just a bag-over-the-head type. But,see the cans and the ass lures them in. The boys, they lookpast the face, but all they want is to get in her pants. Shetells my wife this. She says, “ma, all they wanna do is fuck me.” To my daughter’s credit, she don’t let them. Keeps pure.Says she’s waiting for the one. Now, she’s real eager to geton with her life, but if she don’t put out a little there’sno way she’s gonna snare a fella. So, the other morning, overour Honey Bunches of Oats, I screw up my nerve, pull up achair and have a little father/daughter with her. Give herthe whole spiel ‘bout how shallow men are.2.

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