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115 Events For A Windmill

115 Events For A Windmill

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Written originally for a pub night in Brixton in 2009 and revised in the early hours of the first day of 2012.
Written originally for a pub night in Brixton in 2009 and revised in the early hours of the first day of 2012.

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Published by: Matthew Lee Knowles on Jan 01, 2012
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115 Events For A Windmill
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1. Take one fist and apply to a monkey.2. Waddle.3. Drink your drink in less than three attempts.4. Swallow.5. Suck a friend’s finger suggestively.6. Do not swallow.7. Suck a friend’s finger, in disgust.

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