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I wrote this piece for a local paper in Greenville, PA, while attending college. I had writer's block (I always have writer's block), and because nothing came to mind I began grading papers for one of my professors. Grading papers isn't very interesting nor does it require much brain power, and so as my mind wandered through bits and pieces of ideas when the idea for this article just came to me. I embellished it, tried to use my naive 20-something humor (I used to think that I was as good as E.B. White), and that's all there is to tell.