Sammy Jingles, 16 & Pregnant Audition
SAMMY (cont’d)This one’s more of a hail mary...CUT TO:Sammy holds a plunger, stares pathetically.SUPER TITLE:
Sammy Jingles, Septic Adventures Audition
SAMMY (cont’d)Oh, crap....Defeated, he just stares back at us.
.CUT TO:Sammy in self-pity mode. Our camera man pipes up.WHISPERY VOICE (O.S.)What’s the problem, man?SAMMY(what’s the point)It's just... I live in the NorthPole. With Santa, Rudolph, Frosty,Abominable, Jack Frost... I mean,this place makes people famous. AndI've just been waiting for so-(beat)Just... Cut it.
The camera is turned off, the image collapsing in onitself in a blink, turning into-EXT. FROZEN TUNDRA - PRE-DAWNA star shining in the sky. It’s light reflects up off of theuntouched snow, onto a sign:
WELCOME TO THE NORTH POLECHRISTMASTOWN
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EVERY OTHER CIVILIZED PLACE ON EARTH
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)A wicked wind whips, uncovering a bottom line.
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)As the sun begins to rise, we follow the arrow right.