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My Crazy Valentine

My Crazy Valentine

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Published by Ian Bahas
A man meets the most amazing woman.....with a twist
A man meets the most amazing woman.....with a twist

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Published by: Ian Bahas on Feb 13, 2012
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Ian Bahas
My crazy valentineIt all started with a woman. That’s how most of my problems usually start. That andgiant turtles, but I digress. I was shopping in the supermarket when I encounter the mostbeautiful woman. Striking blue eyes, fantastic body, and a face that would make a sculpture jealous. She had it all and then some. She catches my eye and walks towards me. Whatshould I say? What should I do? She strikes up a conversation. I find my mouth talking onautopilot. I make a bad joke.....she laughs. She actually laughed at that! I find her easier andeasier to talk to. People are giving us weird looks, they must be jealous. We exchangephone numbers and make a date for next Saturday at the park.The day is finally here! It’s felt like i’ve been waiting for this date for 3 years instead of3 days. Tabitha (that’s her name! how lovely!) and I have been talking on the phone almostconstantly since we met and I have gotten to know her much better. She’s a criminalpsychologist who seems to love my terrible sense of humor and even shares my fear ofgiant turtles. I have never met a woman so perfect for me.....although the fact that she is apsychologist is kind of a turn off. All they do is try to psychoanalyze you and learn how yourbrain works, like some kind of mind reader. A person should at least have the privacy oftheir own thoughts. This girl though, I wouldn’t mind her knowing my mind. That’s kind ofthe point of a relationship, isn’t it? To know everything there is about a person and love themdespite their flaws? I mean, i’ve only had a few girlfriends myself and never too long witheach, but this one seems different! This one could be the one!I put on my coat, leash up bowser, and head out to the first day of the rest of my life.As we reach the park, I look around. What a beautiful day! As I reach our meeting place, Ilook around and see her, a vision in a sundress with a labrador on a leash. Strangely

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