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101 Ways to Kill People

101 Ways to Kill People



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Published by lonerocker4eva5020
Just something me and my friend thought of in class and decided to do.
Just something me and my friend thought of in class and decided to do.

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Published by: lonerocker4eva5020 on Nov 20, 2008
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101 Ways to Kill People
By Phoebe and Benna1)Suffocation2)Hanging3)Paper Cuts Everywhere4)Shoot them in the head5)Cut Limbs off slowly6)Do the Volcano experiment inside them7)Rusty spoons through liver 8)Paper cut them, then make then take a dip in vinegar 9)Give them one paper cut, then throw them in a pool full of hungry piranhas10)Make them walk into a building full of Jews and yell ‘Hail Hitler!’11) Cut their head off (hardly any cleaning up later)12)Mummify them, alive13)Deprive them of sleep14)Cover them in meat sauce and throw them in a cage with an starved tiger 15)Gouge their eyes out with spoons16)Stick a metal pole through their head17)Make them walk on burning hot coal18)Bury them alive19)Death by cheese grater 20)Throw them in front of a bus (or a really heavy moving object)21)Make them drink fly spray22)Make them drink, drink concentrate23)Make them drink wet cement24)Make them climb an electrocuted barbed wire fence25)Wrap them in barbed wire and throw them around26)Operate on them. Cut out their stomach (careful not to kill them) and makethem eat lots of food27)Do the whole Sweeny Todd thing, and turn them into meat pies28)Make them think their in a horror movie and kill them in the end29)Plant bamboo shoots in their stomachs30)Feed them tons of ice cream (death by brain freeze)31)Flash freeze them32)Fiddle with their iPod when they’re not looking, making the volume really
loud33)Give them an umbrella and tell them to be Mary Poppins on top of a ten storey building34)Get them to pose for a photo and drop a pillar on them35)Genetically modify a Venus fly trap so it grows really big and put them in aroom with it36)Make them walk into a bee farm without a suit37)Force feed them McDonalds38)Tie ropes to their arms and legs, tie the other ends to two jet planes, and fly the jet planes in opposite directions.39)Death by faulty acupuncture40)Turn back time and give them a ticket to Titanic41)Paint their whole body so the paint seals and they can’t breathe42)Give them an eyeball piercing43)Human Guinea Pig
44)Take them to an animal testing lab, open all the cages and leave victim alonewith them45)Wrap them in lots of cello tape46)Make them spend a day with Michael Jackson47)Drop them into an electrocuted pool48)Operate on them. Remove all the bones from their body and see how long theysurvive49)Make them drink Nitro-glycerine and watch them light up like a Jack Lantern50)Impale them on lots of keys51)Tape their mouths and give them a cold =]52)Get some claustrophobic people and make them go on an elevator that’s getsstuck halfway through53)Pluck every strand of hair from their body one by one with a pair of tweezers54)Strap them on a wood mill and watch them get cut in half 55)Put them in a maze with lots of mirrored walls and a roof and no way out56)Re-enact the gladiator and make them face a tiger 57)Tie the ends of their hair to a fan and turn it on high58)Tell them they’re Jesus and they can walk on water 59)Strap them on train tracks and wait till train comes (give them hope of survival)60)Put them in a room with really hungry cannibals61)Bribe a ghost to haunt them62)Put them in a tank with a roof and slowly filling water 63)Put them in a jungle with lots of poisonous snakes64)Make them eat sewing needles65)Make them find the hay in the needle stack in an hour 66)Skin them alive and stick them in citric acid67)Make them breathe in pure oxygen68)Make them go scuba diving and pull them up really quickly, giving them air  bubbles in their bloodstream69)Kidnap a rich kid, cut his ears off, video tape it, show it to his parents andwhen they give you money, kill him anyway70)Put them in a room full gun powder and drop a match in it71)Make them bite their own tongue off and swallow it72)Put them in a room full of scared skunks, so the stench overpowers the oxygenand they choke and die73)Get someone with a really big penis and get him to have angry sex with victim(anal sex if victim is a male)74)Get a lighter and burn holes in them slowly75)Paper cut their eyeballs76)Push them off a really tall building aiming for a powerpole77)Strap them down and get a blind man to go crazy with a nail gun78)Chops off their balls and leave them to bleed79)Deep throat them until they choke80)Cover them in batter and deep fry them in burning oil81)Push them off the edge of a waterfall with spiky rocks at the bottom82)Get an obese person to sit on them83)Get a supermodel with really pointy stilettos to walk all over them84)Put them in the middle of a really sensitive minefield85)Starve them

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This list is sooooooooo boring and cliche
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29)Plant bamboo shoots in their stomachs Excuse me, Sir, but how am I supposed to do that?
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tie them up, strap meat to their body, and put them in a cave full of hungry rats. if the rats are really hungry they will even eat the bones
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