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The Miserable Failings of A Kidnapper Wannabe (A Novel) - Whyte.Rhose

The Miserable Failings of A Kidnapper Wannabe (A Novel) - Whyte.Rhose

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Published by AlaskaEverfall

Peter Maple is sweet as his last name –unfortunately, this cannot be said for the rest of his family. Criminals, axe-murderers and people who’re just plain… bad. This is what the Maple family consists of. And they want Peter to prove himself to them. So he finds the least harmful, least daring job possible –a kidnapper. Unfortunately, he isn’t the best kidnapper in town. Especially when Jamie Sullivan –kidnap-ee, whiner and completely psycho– enters his criminal life, and all chances of escaping with sanity seems impossible. Will he ever survive this oh-so-terrible task? Or will Jamie’s casual lectures about toenails damage his mentality before he finds justice?

Peter Maple is sweet as his last name –unfortunately, this cannot be said for the rest of his family. Criminals, axe-murderers and people who’re just plain… bad. This is what the Maple family consists of. And they want Peter to prove himself to them. So he finds the least harmful, least daring job possible –a kidnapper. Unfortunately, he isn’t the best kidnapper in town. Especially when Jamie Sullivan –kidnap-ee, whiner and completely psycho– enters his criminal life, and all chances of escaping with sanity seems impossible. Will he ever survive this oh-so-terrible task? Or will Jamie’s casual lectures about toenails damage his mentality before he finds justice?

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