Whites. For tickets, email MarkSmithviachairman hampshirewhites.com Do you love your mum?

If you do, show it by bringing her here to a Mother's Day lunch on Sunday March 18. Instead of the usual shopping, cooking and washing-up, give her a delicious three-course carvery lunch, accompanied by live entertainment. Tickets are 22 per adult and 13 for children (under-threes eat free), all in Billy's Barfrom 12pm-3pm. Call 0871 334 1919 (option 2) or email conferenceandevents leedsunited.com Think that you can do better than that lot on the pitch? Well now's your chance to prove how easy it is! Fever Pitch returns to Elland Road this spring and previous events have been so successful that we are staging it over the whole weekend of Friday and Saturday, May 4 and 5, 2012 AD. (Please note that should the club be competing in the 2011/12 npower Championship Play-Offs, these dates are subject to change.) For just 250 per head including VAT the package includes: an 11 -a-side match on the Elland Road pitch, a 2011/12 home or away kit to play in and take home as a memento, a former Leeds United player to manage your team, a professional league referee, commemorative medal and a team photo. To book call 0871 334 1919 (option 2) or email conferenceandevents@leedsunited.com. So what are our plans for the future? Summary: 1 Evolution not revolution. 2 We will continue to run the club along professional business lines. 3We will continue to explore future investment proposals, will continue to waste our time talking to chancers, publicity seekers and would be con-men - you have to kiss a lot of frogs in your efforts to find a prince. 4We are not impressed bythe Jeckyll and Hyde behaviour of LUST who demonstrated one minute and demanded discussions the next. We will not deal with self-appointed, self-important groups who represent nobody except themselves, despite claims to the contrary. 5We will continue to grow our Regional Members Clubs both at home and abroad to discuss club matters directly with them, with the intention of self-seeking intermediaries. 6We welcome the support of the Kaiser Chiefs. Now they could make a tremendous difference with all their millions, but I doubt it will happen. Next charttopper could be "I Predict A Stunning Silence". 7We will continue to develop our Academy for the long-term future of the team. 8We will monitor the club's working practices on a continuing basis to ensure that we are successful and cost-effective as possible. In closing, I would like to thank all the fans who have written in supporting our philosophy and emphasising that the rabble do not speak for the overwhelming majority of the fans. We intend to continue striving for sustainable success but not at the cost of serious long-term problems.

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