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PARANOIA T1 "Stay Alert" - Free preview

PARANOIA T1 "Stay Alert" - Free preview

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Published by Allen Varney
Chapter 1 from the official PARANOIA novel T1 "Stay Alert" by Allen Varney. Based on the classic satirical science fiction roleplaying game. The full-length novel is on sale at many fine ebook sites. ultravioletbooks.com
Chapter 1 from the official PARANOIA novel T1 "Stay Alert" by Allen Varney. Based on the classic satirical science fiction roleplaying game. The full-length novel is on sale at many fine ebook sites. ultravioletbooks.com

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Published by: Allen Varney on Feb 21, 2012
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EVERYONE SHOULD BE HAPPY. IMMEDIATELY.
In the underground city of
Alpha Complex
,
The Computer
 wants every citizen to have fun. If you’re not having fun, TheComputer will turn you into reactor shielding.
ATTENTION, TROUBLESHOOTERS. PLEASERETURN THIS STOLEN HELPBOT TO ITS OWNER.
The Computer’s elite service agents, the
Troubleshooters
, havefun delivering the helpbot to a sequence of murderous gangsters.It’s not annoying or repetitious at all, no siree. (“You look likeyou’re about to shoot your teammate! Would you like help?”)
IF YOU MEET DIFFICULTIES, SEEK HELP FROMYOUR FELLOW TROUBLESHOOTERS.
Team Leader
Fletcher-R 
is about to have lots of fun learningabout his teammates. He’ll learn they’re criminals themselves.Or they belong to traitorous secret societies. Fun, fun, fun.
BEWARE! TRAITORS ARE EVERYWHERE!
High on an experimental alertness drug called
Leery
, Fletchermust complete his mission before the treacherous Troubleshootersdiscover his own mutation—or his ever-changing criminal
afliations—or his membership in the
First Church of ChristComputer-Programmer
 —in short, before Fletchers teammates
nd out
he’s
a traitor.
STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOURLASER HANDY!
This is a
FREE
preview, “Fletcher Eats the Apple,”Chapter 1 of the complete
PARANOIA
novelT1
Stay Alert 
by Allen Varney
 
“Fletcher Eats the Apple,” Chapter 1 of 
Stay Alert
Book 1 of 
The Troubleshooter Rules
Allen Varney
Ultraviolet Books • ultravioletbooks.com
“Fletcher Eats the Apple,”
Stay Alert 
,
The Troubleshooter Rules
,and
PARANOIA
TM & copyright © 2011 by Eric Goldberg andGreg Costikyan. PARANOIA is a trademark of Eric Goldberg andGreg Costikyan. All Rights Reserved. Allen Varney, AuthorizedUser.Based on the
PARANOIA
roleplaying game. Original setting &game design by Dan Gelber, Greg Costikyan, and Eric Goldberg.Copyright © 1984, 1987, 2004, 2009 Eric Goldberg and GregCostikyan. All Rights Reserved.

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