1-TISSUE PAPER PERSONALITY
The only utility of a tissue paper is that we need not to re-use it. It is a thing that isalways thrown in the waste basket after very first use. The contemporary world isproducing a lot of tissue papers to make the life more rich and comfortable.Science has made immense progress in all fields of life. The amenities of life haveincreased manifold. Whatever you do involves some invention of science. Every daylife has also been affected by these novel discoveries. Science has crept not onlyinto daily life but has also made home in hearts, minds and souls. This usefulinvention of science -the tissue paper-has abundant similarities with humanpersonality.Each and every thing is evaluated in terms of utility. Human feelings and emotionsare in abeyance and mundane wisdom is wide spread. Whoever meets wants toexploit the other. The way of dealing with others is behavior or attitude in the eyes of psychologists.Psychologists divide human personality into many kinds. A host of strange kindshave been added to the list of kinds of behavior and personality. Name a strangething in this world of science, no matter to what genre it belongs to, a psychologistpossesses the knack to describe it and is able to give it a name.Being a student of science I have also discovered a new type of personality. Although this kind has been present there since centuries but it is being revealed inthe most scientific form fist time. It is a fresh and pure category of personality that ispresent everywhere, in all the classes of society. Either it is aristocratic, middle,lower middle or poor strata of societies, tissue paper is there and the personalityalso.Its inventors are from all the ages without the difference of cast, color, creed or religion. The scholars of different ages have the know-how of this personality butcould not explain it in obvious terms perhaps there was no tissue paper invented atthat time.We are blessed by the ever new discoveries of science, so it became very easy for us to steer clear this issue.Let us unveil this type of personality. Lo! And behold, this is the tissue paper personality, the most ancient and most recent kind of personality. The comparison of the tissue paper and personality would reveal the real characteristics of thepersonality.
The Tissue paper is one of the big inventions of science in many ways. It not onlycomes to handy on all the occasions but also has become a basis to define apersonality. Wherever you are you need a tissue paper. It has achievedthe status of an essential ingredient of life. The most common feature of a tissue paper is that theuser always discards it after first use. Tissue paper personality has the samecharacteristic and the exploiter always discard it after fulfillment of hisaim. It is anitem to reckon with. The fast and advance human life is in need of the tissue paperseither in the form of a paper or a person. As already said the beginning of this type of personality is unknown .Who was thefirst man who was able enough to use others and then discard them, history is silent.But hundred and thousands of examples can be quoted from the annals of theknown history about it. Now a day the military rulers everywhere are the expert inusing such personalities. The advanced states are in habit of exploiting the smaller and weaker nations in this manner. The bureaucracy of many countries is deft in thisregard. Moreover the common man of the planet earth has become scientific anduses this discovery whenever he gets a chance, and the chance is always therebecause avarice and poverty are there.So tissue papers should always be used by the people who are in the capacity tobuy them!!
2-SAVE US FROM QUESTION PAPERS
After every semester academic affiliates face a lot of paper leafs that are calledquestion papers. The very name of question paper made them shrink and shiver withits fear. These are an onus on the delicate dispositions of the sensitive examinees.These are thought compulsory for getting through a certain standard by theeducation authorities. The ease loving fellows thought them an onerous, futile andtime killing activity. They considered the question paper such a thing that resemblessome nightmare. They think that going through a question paper is not less thancrossing river of fire. These are the basic reason behind the broken health of theyoung learners. They would love answering all the questions if they couldunderstand the meaning of the words that are called question. These are a panicand phobia for them whoare there in the institution to enjoy life and learn etiquettes.The question allergic learners gathered and devised a strategy to cope with thisissue. They chalked out a plan to deal with the question papers. Excerpts from their manifesto about question papers are hereunder: All the participants are of the viewthat question papers are a hurdle in the way of their liberties, so they would try their
best to avoid this article. They would never answer the single question and if somebody would be found answering one he would be ousted from the community. All the signatories of this manifesto of liberty would go to the examination halls but just for change. Examination would be understood as a change and escape from themonotonous routine of class rooms. Although there are a lot of things involved in this conspiracy against their freedomyet the question paper would be considered as the most dangerous one. Thesefreedom fighters solemnly declared that they would not hate anything in the worldexcept question paper.They would ask the superintendents of exams to kindly keep that dreadful piece of paper with them. If the supervisors proved adamant enough and did not yield to their humble requests they would clutch the piece of paper from their hands as crowssnatch piece of bread from a child.Examination system as a whole was not bearable for them. They agreed to fight for the abolition of examinations so that they might get rid of the question papers. Theythought the question paper a cause of all their psychological disorders as frustrationand dizziness. Sometime they fell unconscious on its very sight. In order to avoidsuch future calamities of the kind they would come out on the streets to eradicate thequestion paper from the examinations. They would try their best to humiliate thequestion paper. They would tackle the questions and question papers with the samedexterity with which the big powers deal with the third world countries especiallywhen they had natural resources.Here are a few uses of this dictator like thing; Instead of reading it keenly, cast acursory glance at it and keep it before eyes. Gaze at it for quite some time and thentake it in hands. Fold it to make it a ruler.Use the question paper to draw border lines on the answer sheets. Fulfill all theformalities of paper solving except answering the question. Do not pollute the cleanand neat mind with the words written on the sheet of a paper. Reproduce thequestions one by one on the answer book. Knowledge might be acquired by readingthe question paper but only in the situation when there is enough time to kill. Makethe paper boat or airplane of the question paper. All the above said strategies had been employed but still the question papers arebehind them. They request the authorities and the general public to kindly save themfrom the savage brutality of question papers. If they would not come to help themthen they would be obliged to boycott the exams.
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