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#7 - Consequences

#7 - Consequences

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Published by what white elephant
what white elephant's march issue - consequences; featuring horoscopes, regional authors, slam artists, wit & witticisms, contributor articles & things overheard
what white elephant's march issue - consequences; featuring horoscopes, regional authors, slam artists, wit & witticisms, contributor articles & things overheard

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Published by: what white elephant on Mar 02, 2012
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 WHAT WHITE ELEPHANT
THE
CONSEQUENCES
ISSUE
 
TSANCTIONS & REPRIMANDS
AFTERMATHTHINGS OVERHEARDTHE GUEST LIST...16
 
CONTENTS
HOROSCOPESCONSEQUENCES!EDITOR’S LETTER?
FOREGROUND
SKIN STORIES & A LATENIGHT
Blown out pupils are the continual pricesI pay or happiness, though this mask
MORNING DELETION
He jerked o fve times a day, so maybemy amateur cunnilingus wasn’t goodenough
SHAUN OF THE DEAD
There was a pause, but Josh could makeout “looked what up?” somewhere in themiddle. “No, our amily goes way back,”said Shaun. “Way back.”
WE FEAR PENIS
Why is emale sexuality so much easier toaccept, to visualize, to objectiy, thanmale sexuality?
JUST SOMETHING; DON’TUSE FOR ANYTHING
Philosophizing the art o doody;composed in the wee hours o themorning (Sorry ladies...)
AFFECT RESIDUUM; ANOTHERBAD DECISION
One man’s soapbox is another man’streasure, and a recount o the past month’speaks & ollies
POETRY & PROSE
 
...2...4...6
 
WHAT
WHITE
ELEPHANT THE
MARCH
ISSUE...17
 
...15
 
...18...19...20SPONSORED
BY
CONSEQUENCES
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