STUFF FOR SIDES OF PAGES OR MUST READ-PAGE: 1) Does a barber who only shaves those who do not shave

themselves, SHAVE HIMSELF? 2) Does the set of all those values that dont contain themselves( ie the complements set), contain itself? 3) Doz pple hu think dey no evrythin r a gr8 anoyans 2 doz of us hu do! 4) 2 4giv yet not 4get means not 2 4giv @ ol! 5) Y die 2 lie, not try 2 not lie 2 not die? 6) Why should the good stop their goodness if the bad cant(ofcourse, the reciprocal!) 7) If theres an exception to every rule, then every rule must have atleast 1 exception, the exception to this 1 being that it has no exception. 8) Guy sees people running, asks 1, v p oya, bona u running? Its a race; the winner will get a price. If only the winnerll get a price, then why are the rest running? You go ask them; Im the winner! 9) Whats the difference between a wolf and aflea? One howls on the praire & the other prowls on the hairy! 10) Reasoning with a fool means becoming one 11) What comes 1st, chicken or an egg? Whicheva u order 1st! 12) An injury only grieves when remembered, therefore the best revenge is to forget! 13) Awkward moment when u cant read your own handwriting-on stage 14) What goes around comes around aint always the case. Proof? Roundabout. PSST: Unless uve lost ur way or ur mind! 15) Staring @ the screen at bootup, he stammers shakily nn..no thanks; Im ok!; squinting toa attain a glimpse from the corner of my eye to the virtual world, Im able to comprehend one word WELCOME 16) How can u be so Cant help being myself! 17) A crocodile smugly promises the father to return after having successfully stolen the son, if he correctly guesse what the crocll do next.How should the croc react if the father says that the childll not be returned? (assuming the croc is famous for fulfilling his promise) P.S: Da croc feels its his best opportunity to reveal his IQ, thus consumes, chronologically, the big guy, then simply returns the son to the father into the final destination-of course-his BELLY! 18) Fizix teach: If Q represents charge, t time, what does I represent? Sir u represent fizix 19) The 5th Imam (as) has said: Allah (swt) has hidden 3 things in 3 others; His pleasure in His obedience, thus obey him that you may attain his pleasure; His Anger in His disobedience, thus dont disobey Him, lest you receive his displeasure; His friends among His creatures, so treat all His creatures properly, lest you maltreat His friend! 20) The simple rule of life: Live such that they crave your presence; die such they regret your absence 21) Dont look at the man in the fyt look at the fyt in da man 22) Trying to stop Imam Ali (as) from praying on time, they ask him Can you tell us which animals lay their eggs and which give birth? Answers he, Those that have their ears outside their body ( like humans) give birth, whereas those with ears inside, lay eggs and hurries on to pray on fazilat